Biggest Douchebag, THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

[Keller]

<queue Europe's hit>

In what appear's to be a two-horse race -- who IS the biggest douchebag on the PC.

The choices in this poll were selected based on a more broad (although admittedly incomplete) douchebag primary. The top three vote-getters from that poll are included in this poll. Since there was a tie for third -- Backlash will get his wish for a menage-a-trois (with some extra crb action) with himself, Nieninque, and PB.

Polling will end in one week. This one will be a little longer to make sure everyone gets a shot at it. Same rules are the last poll: ananymous voting and only one vote per person. If you vote using multiple accounts -- you already are the biggest douchebag, trust me.

Let the voting begin!

[Apathy]

http://static.bethsoft.com/blog/The_Final_Countdown_single.jpg

I vote for all five of them.

[Warriorbird]

I think the question boils down to this. Do you want a turd sandwich or a giant douche?

http://coolaqua.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dr_strangelove.jpg

Looking at the two of them together says a lot about them.

[TheEschaton]

I love that we don't even claim Back as our own, so it's like none of the board's Ds are on the list. ;)

[Back]

I love that we don't even claim Back as our own, so it's like none of the board's Ds are on the list. ;)

Actually, if Nein were American I do believe she’d be on the D-Team.

May the best douchebag win!

[Drew]

Normally I'd vote for Nieninque but being a good American I'll only vote for one of two frontrunners.

[Drisco]

Nieninque steals my vote again. There is something about a women who can sneak on the internet without getting caught that makes me hot.

[Parkbandit]

I voted for myself.. since Keller's name wasn't up there for some reason.

[Keller]

I voted for myself.. since Keller's name wasn't up there for some reason.


Maybe you could post a picture.

For yourself.

So you understand.

Douchebag.

[Parkbandit]

Seems like Keller's upset with me right now.. 4 out of 5 posts right after mine in 4 different threads. Chances are they are all responses to my posts.

Poor, poor jilted lover.

I guess he's still crying that I told him to fuck off regarding PC Karazhan? Maybe it's because I told him I'd rather not play fantasy football with a cock snorkler like him?

Whatever it is.. I do hope he'll soon get over it.

[BriarFox]

1) Keller has a swathe of posts all around the same time - I imagine that he only comes after yours in several instances because you can never close your electronic pie hole, and thus have about half the posts on PC.

2) Of course, it's also possible that Keller feels forced to respond to the reams of idiocy you produce - not because you produce them, you understand, but because they're so mindblowingly stupid that he can't help but correct them.

3) Also, aren't you accusing Keller of doing what you do following my posts, except you flavor them with blind opposition, imbecility, and nonsensical insults about personal appearances?

I numbered my points so that you could understand them more easily, PB. I'll also help by pointing out that #3 is a rhetorical question.

[Solkern]

I think PB is fucking awesome

backlash got my vote

[Parkbandit]

1) Keller has a swathe of posts all around the same time - I imagine that he only comes after yours in several instances because you can never close your electronic pie hole, and thus have about half the posts on PC.

2) Of course, it's also possible that Keller feels forced to respond to the reams of idiocy you produce - not because you produce them, you understand, but because they're so mindblowingly stupid that he can't help but correct them.

3) Also, aren't you accusing Keller of doing what you do following my posts, except you flavor them with blind opposition, imbecility, and nonsensical insults about personal appearances?

I numbered my points so that you could understand them more easily, PB. I'll also help by pointing out that #3 is a rhetorical question.

You should concentrate on sipping your tea and bagging sexy ho's like your obvious idol, SeanyD.

PS - Sorry SeanyD.. I realize this is a slap in your face and a tremendous insult to you. I usually don't stoop this far down, but this is for the Douchebag title.. I had to up my game.

[Warriorbird]

So... when are your pics going up, PB?

[Parkbandit]

So... when are your pics going up, PB?

One's already been posted a while back I'm sure.. but I quickly learned that posting your picture on the internet makes you pretty pathetic. Using it as your avatar on an internet forum.. especially posed like a pompous British asshole sipping tea (Sorry Nein.. but this is for the title).. is worse.

[Apathy]

He will probably post pics the same time I do.

Adhering to the definition of douchebag, I couldn't vote for PB in clear conscious. Yes, he's annoying in the political folder, but he also doesn't make all those ridiculous posts about how great he is while drinking from a paper bag in an alley somewhere talking to a hooker. Nor has he (to my knowledge) tried to hump anyone on the PC, let alone multiple times.

I still read both of their posts, but Backlash I just actively ignore. Unless the post is about beer, it does have good taste in beer. Other than that, it's just..ugh.

[Sean]

So you mention Keller in your post but he's not supposed to respond?

[Parkbandit]

He will probably post pics the same time I do.

Adhering to the definition of douchebag, I couldn't vote for PB in clear conscious. Yes, he's annoying in the political folder, but he also doesn't make all those ridiculous posts about how great he is while drinking from a paper bag in an alley somewhere talking to a hooker. Nor has he (to my knowledge) tried to hump anyone on the PC, let alone multiple times.

I still read both of their posts, but Backlash I just actively ignore. Unless the post is about beer, it does have good taste in beer. Other than that, it's just..ugh.

Humping others online doesn't make a douchebag.. you dumb mother fucking asshole.

God.. I think Backlash has more intelligence than you.. and can probably bang more chicks.

[Parkbandit]

So you mention Keller in your post but he's not supposed to respond?


One post does not equal 4. God, please tell me I don't have to somehow give you another math lesson.

[Parkbandit]

I think PB is fucking awesome

backlash got my vote

Asshole.

It's people like you that sicken me the most.

[Apathy]

Backlash and Briarfox pull in way more scratch than I'll ever be capable of. Thanks for ruining my day and making me cry.

I want to change my vote :(

[BriarFox]

One's already been posted a while back I'm sure.. but I quickly learned that posting your picture on the internet makes you pretty pathetic. Using it as your avatar on an internet forum.. especially posed like a pompous British asshole sipping tea (Sorry Nein.. but this is for the title).. is worse.

You obviously ignored the whole part where I said I posted my pic as a response to the anonymity of the internet, because if I were going to say something, I was going to put my face on it. You were probably too busy slavering like a Hungarian mastiff over the thought of your next sorry insult.

And that pic isn't posed at all. A friend snapped it while we were having coffee after dinner in an Italian restaurant.

[Nieninque]

especially posed like a pompous British asshole sipping tea (Sorry Nein.. but this is for the title)..

I agree. Tea is fucking disgusting.

[Sean]

One post does not equal 4. God, please tell me I don't have to somehow give you another math lesson.

Since 3 doesn't equal 4 perhaps you're the last person I should see about math.

[Nieninque]

P.S. He could never qualify as British. he has his elbows on the table.

[Drew]

P.S. He could never qualify as British. he has his elbows on the table.

But the meal is over, so it's acceptable.

[Nieninque]

No, it's poor posture and it's uncouth.

[Back]

Nice try PB. I know how bad you want this title... but some of us are just natural born winners.

[Back]

I still read both of their posts, but Backlash I just actively ignore. Unless the post is about beer, it does have good taste in beer. Other than that, it's just..ugh.

???

While I appreciate the nod of approval your objectification gives me pause.

This post brought to you by Miller Lite©.

[Nieninque]

Nice try PB. I know how bad you want this title... but some of us are just natural born winners.

You spelt "wankers" wrong.

[Back]

You spelt "wankers" wrong.

I did not go to such a fine school as yours, apparently.

[Asha]

''Cock snorkellers'', though. That was brilliant.

[Parkbandit]

Nice try PB. I know how bad you want this title... but some of us are just natural born winners.


Not so fast.. I'm attempting to take your biggest asset and beat you at it... making you:

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/the-biggest-loser.jpg

[Keller]

We're still missing 20+ voters from the original poll.

Make your voice heard!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Where the hell is my "I Voted" sticker?

[Keller]

Where the hell is my "I Voted" sticker?

I'm working on a "You're the Player's Corner's Biggest Douchebag!" trophy.


I'm not sure there will be any "I Voted" sticker.

:(

[Gan]

Where the hell is my "I Voted" sticker?

http://www.zackpreble.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/i-voted.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://www.zackpreble.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/i-voted.jpg

THANK YOU.

I'm glad that it actually included the shit that the regular sticker doesn't bother to include. Bastards.

[Gan]

I'm working on a "You're the Player's Corner's Biggest Douchebag!" trophy.


I'm not sure there will be any "I Voted" sticker.

:(

Found something close...
http://www.forumapex.com/attachments/anything_goes/8051d1070806039-13th_annual_asshat_awards-sshat_trophy.jpg

[Tisket]

Here's my sticker:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qvoted.jpg

I don't know why. We just like putting stuff on her butt.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qbeahat.jpg

[Keller]

Found something close...
http://www.forumapex.com/attachments/anything_goes/8051d1070806039-13th_annual_asshat_awards-sshat_trophy.jpg

I'm going to get an actual trophy.

When we have the PC-DC get together I'll hand deliver it to Back.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Here's my sticker:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qvoted.jpg

I don't know why. We just like putting stuff on her butt.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qbeahat.jpg

That reminds me of when I followed my cat around for an hour putting my hands on her hind quarters and she was so pissed at me the whole time. Yowling, flipping over, growling and hissing. Who knew a simple touch would be so annoying to a feline.

Of course I thought it was hilarious so I continued. :/

My only regret is that unlike you I didn't get pictures.

[Tisket]

lol total thread hijack...I think I spend too much time tormenting my dog. She totally enjoys it though, can't you tell?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qbeacoat.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qbeacoat1.jpg

She'd run away from home if she could figure out how to open the door.

[Daniel]

That thing looks evil.

[Keller]

I make rude comments at people walking dogs like yours.

It's a running competition between my wife and I.

<--- Proud (future) owner of a Great Dane.

[Gan]

http://www.trophypartner.com/store/images/cataloglg/PT102.jpg

[Tisket]

That thing looks evil.

haha she totally is a grump sometimes.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

lol total thread hijack...I think I spend too much time tormenting my dog. She totally enjoys it though, can't you tell?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qbeacoat.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qbeacoat1.jpg

She'd run away from home if she could figure out how to open the door.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who torments their pets.

The nasty demon faces crack me up. The comedy gold from those alone would be enough to encourage me to keep going with dressing up my pets and taking pictures.



I'm going to hell.

[Gan]

I make rude comments at people walking dogs like yours.

It's a running competition between my wife and I.

<--- Proud (future) owner of a Great Dane.

Wait til that fucker shits in the middle of your living room. And you step in it blindly walking to the kitchen one night. Remember, dog piles are proportionate to the size of the dog. For you we're talking LaBrea Tar Pit size. Smaller animals get caught in that shit and are never seen again.

And there's nothing like the feel of soft dog-shit squishing up through your toes. Then the smell gets to you. And if its warm (fresh)... get prepared to see a repeat of what you had for dinner.

[Celephais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRklgMjr3E
and yes... it does work, I've tried.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Tisket
haha she totally is a grump sometimes.
She does look pretty pissed off. I love torturing my dog by dressing him up, so I have no room to talk. :lol:

[Keller]

Wait til that fucker shits in the middle of your living room. And you step in it blindly walking to the kitchen one night. Remember, dog piles are proportionate to the size of the dog. For you we're talking LaBrea Tar Pit size. Smaller animals get caught in that shit and are never seen again.

And there's nothing like the feel of soft dog-shit squishing up through your toes. Then the smell gets to you. And if its warm (fresh)... get prepared to see a repeat of what you had for dinner.

I had two danes growing up.

Irregardless (sic) of the poo, best dog EVAR!

[Keller]

The poll closes tomorrow. I don't believe in ties.

VOTE!

[Tisket]

Those who didn't win can take another swipe at the crown three years from now:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=11138

[Nieninque]

Those who didn't win can take another swipe at the crown three years from now:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=11138

WAY TO LINK THE THREAD INSTEAD OF BUMPING THE OLD THREAD LOSER!

[Tisket]

haha

[Tisket]

There needs to be a rule that states you cannot insult me without using some interesting British slang words dammit.

[Stanley Burrell]

There needs to be a rule that states you cannot insult me without using some interesting British slang words dammit.

Dodgy git cumguzzling gutterslut fish and chips eating broken tooth monocle-polishing Australian fucker. Quite good, quite good.

[Keller]

Who won that one, anyways?

[Nieninque]

Dodgy git cumguzzling gutterslut fish and chips eating broken tooth monocle-polishing Australian fucker. Quite good, quite good.

Rather be all of that than a junky who steals from his parents for his drugs.

[Stanley Burrell]

Rather be all of that than a junky who steals from his parents for his drugs.

So would I. Douchebag.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Dodgy git cumguzzling gutterslut fish and chips eating broken tooth monocle-polishing Australian fucker. Quite good, jolly good, chaps. Cheerio.

Fixed that for you.

[Stanley Burrell]

Arrrrrrgh. I knew I missed a "jolly" :(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Arrrrrrgh. I knew I missed a "jolly" :(

And chaps, and cheerio. Damn.

[diethx]

And chaps, and cheerio. Damn.

I want some Cheerios. Man i'm hungry.

[Stanley Burrell]

Alright here goes:


There needs to be a rule that states you cannot insult me without using some interesting British slang words dammit.

Tally ho and a pip pip: Thou art quite good, jolly good at fellating the chav dingalings, wastrel cheerio and Cheerio breakfast cereal-eating loony cuntmuffin.

Oh my! Raise the roof for my hurled bevvy of textual poor-attempts-at insults, streetwalking corner-of-the-sidewalk-idler. I say. My flat is located next to the tube.

[Stanley Burrell]

::wins the thread::

[Tisket]

Sorry but it doesn't have the same ring of authenticity coming from you guys. Only Nien does it for me.

[Asha]

God. That was pretty serious with ''chav'' and ''flat''.

''Nice one, mate.'

[Stanley Burrell]

Sorry but it doesn't have the same ring of authenticity coming from you guys. Only Nien does it for me.

ASSWHORE.

[Stanley Burrell]

God. That was pretty serious with ''chav'' and ''flat''.

''Nice one, mate.'

Shit was more serious than Black, young dun well-read in J.K. Rowling homeboy.



See, I have a way with words. It's called "retarded."

[Nieninque]

So would I. Douchebag.

Well, it at least gives you something to aspire to.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Alright here goes:



Tally ho and a pip pip: Thou art quite good, jolly good at fellating the chav dingalings, wastrel cheerio and Cheerio breakfast cereal-eating loony cuntmuffin.

Oh my! Raise the roof for my hurled bevvy of textual poor-attempts-at insults, streetwalking corner-of-the-sidewalk-idler. I say. My flat is located next to the tube.

I have found my new sig.

[Clove]

Awesome. PB is still beating BL.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

GOD DAMNIT, poll closed before I could wtfpwn it like that movie where whats-his-name votes for the president...

[Solkern]

PB WINS!

[Parkbandit]

Backlash was no competition.. I can't even believe people wasted their votes for crb and Nein. That's like voting for Barr and Nader.

I just now hope that Keller can finally get over everything and simply move on. Poor little fella...

[Back]

Hmm. PB by a nose. Congrats.

At least 56.76% of voters thought you weren’t the biggest douche.

[Keller]

I just now hope that Keller can finally get over everything and simply move on. Poor little fella...

Wanna know why I fuck with you so much?

There are two reasons:

(1) You say some really stupid things that I like to point out; and

(2) There is no greater satisfaction than to have someone fail so often at ignoring me.

:thanx: