I am ClydeR.

[Stanley Burrell]

It was fun for a while, but my life has taken its twists and turns and I must be honest with everyone here. I have been posting as ClydeR, as was alluded. I hope you all can forgive me and we can get off to a fresh start. I might post as ClydeR, still, just because I need that break from reality and all that stuff.

Sincerely,

- ClydeR Burrell

[Solkern]

It was fun for a while, but my life has taken its twists and turns and I must be honest with everyone here. I have been posting as ClydeR, as was alluded. I hope you all can forgive me and we can get off to a fresh start. I might post as ClydeR, still, just because I need that break from reality and all that stuff.

Sincerely,

- ClydeR Burrell

Your life has taken a twist and turn so you must be honest on a forum?
your asking for people on a forum to forgive you?
damn these forums must play a huge part in your RL

[Stanley Burrell]

They are. That's why I had to create the ClydeR account: And after being exposed (I accidentally kept my automatic Democrat font program running :embarrassed:) I realized, just like many others, that I care about what people online think about me and that I have to be honest.

I guess things just start off as fresh as they can from here. My apologies, everyone.

[Keller]

I don't believe you at all.

[Khariz]

I don't believe you either. It'd be easy to prove though. I'll send ClydeR a PM. You log into the account, check the PM, and paste what I said here.

If you paste the correct contents, you either are him, or he's helping you lie about!

[Stanley Burrell]

I don't believe you at all.

All that stuff was me.

[CrystalTears]

That's the stupidest way to prove it.

[Stanley Burrell]

I don't believe you either. It'd be easy to prove though. I'll send ClydeR a PM. You log into the account, check the PM, and paste what I said here.

If you paste the correct contents, you either are him, or he's helping you lie about!

I just dissociate myself so much from my physical essence that I can't even respond as ClydeR. I'm simply incapable of it. It's difficult to explain -- I have serious psychological issues.

[Warriorbird]

This reminds me of the scene in the Mask of Zorro... in the prison... where all the prisoners are like,

"I am Zorro! No, no, I am Zorro!"

[Stanley Burrell]

Yes, but I have removed my mask and must bare my ugly mug to answer for my contemptuous anti-Christian sins.

[Methais]

Stanley's lying.

I'm ClydeR.

EDIT:

This reminds me of the scene in the Mask of Zorro... in the prison... where all the prisoners are like,

"I am Zorro! No, no, I am Zorro!"

Dammit.

[Stanley Burrell]

I appreciate it, Meth-man, but there comes a time in a man's life where he must face the music. And the music is playing "Stanley is ClydeR" in B flat. Heh, was fun while it lasted. Ah well.

[Tisket]

Sorry Stan but I think Kranar is ClydeR. I believe he gets tired of keeping up the appearance of rationality and sanity.

I also believe he is using the PC as a kind of social petri dish and will eventually publish a paper on us in some obscure scientific journal.

Yes, I believe him to be the VBulletin version of Jekyll/Hyde.

[Stanley Burrell]

Kranar knew about it the whole time, but his passion for online sacredness and second chances allowed him to dissuade himself from ever admitting the truth of my ClydeR account. Because he's the man.

Jekyll and Hyde were my greatest sources of inspiration while pulling off this heist. You cannot believe how much time I had to spend in Church on Sundays just to research the ClydeR role. Trust me.

[SolitareConfinement]

good thing i have a pair of very large boots available

[Khariz]

good thing i have a pair of very large boots available

To wade through the bullshit?

[SolitareConfinement]

indeed

[Keller]

Let's hope Kranar will confirm/deny.


I will be more than surprised if Stanley pulled this off. ClydeR seems too stable/articulate. (I love you Stan, but you're sort of whacked out 95% of the time)

[Kembal]

:yeahthat:

[Stanley Burrell]

I will be more than surprised if Stanley pulled this off. ClydeR seems too stable/articulate. (I love you Stan, but you're sort of whacked out 95% of the time)

I know! That's why I had to make the ClydeR role, to complete my halves into a whole. The Yin and the Yang. The stars and the moon. The ocean and the sky.

ClydeR and Stanley Burrell. ...Sigh, from this day forward, the days of ClydeR are behind me, I am turning over a new leaf, finding myself, and climbing higher mountains to let the rightful Christian God absolve me of my e-sins.

Amen.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Keller
I will be more than surprised if Stanley pulled this off. ClydeR seems too stable/articulate. (I love you Stan, but you're sort of whacked out 95% of the time)

ClydeR would not approve of this man on man loving.

[Keller]

ClydeR would not approve of this man on man loving.

And I'm sure PB will follow me around posting the quote, too.

[Stanley Burrell]

ClydeR would not approve of this man on man loving.

Yeah, it was really close but I've decided that in my newfound plight, I must align myself with the anti-liberal Holy virtues of altar boys. Blessed be.

[The Ponzzz]

ClydeR is actually a program funded by the KKK.

[Warriorbird]

clyde is my name
clyde is a great canoeing river
clyde is back
clyde is in the hamper
clyde is moving through the house
clyde is honoured
clyde is no name for a dragon
clyde is a
clyde is on the move
clyde is arrested
clyde is honoured with cbe
clyde is a delightful
clyde is dale? no
clyde is fully recovered from his surgery
clyde is a sweet
clyde is an elephant" and "clyde is pink"
clyde is one fella whose life is threatening to turn
clyde is captured in ohio and sentenced to 14 years at the eastham prison farm
clyde is still going strong after 20 years of reporting and anchoring in cincinnati and continues to be one of the most respected
clyde is an older monkey and likes to spend his time with cuddly
clyde is an absolute sweetheart and we call him our big lap bunny
clyde is running as the sole opponent against 12
clyde is great
clyde is crashing over at her house and is in her way slacking
clyde is two streets and a train station oh hang on and a creek
clyde is running for congress
clyde is the only candidate to write a book which clearly lays out the solutions to iowa's current situation
clyde is in need of a loving home in illinois
clyde is a former professional player who has played and coached in over 20 countries
clyde is inspiring as its feathers fly with its high stepping action
clyde is approximately 793
clyde is approximately 3002
clyde is a truly unique individual
clyde is professor in the department of library and information science at the university of iceland
clyde is about a dog named clyde who loves the smell of manure
clyde is within easy access of several golf courses
clyde is located in the town of galen
clyde is packed with over 250 striking images of glasgow's river
clyde is owned by the scottish wildlife trust
clyde is normally run in april and may as there is little water remaining after that
clyde is aggressive and melodic in a way no other band is able to do
clyde is often seen hauling works trains containing new track and ballast up to the halt at glengonnar
clyde is connected to the following things
clyde is connected to because
clyde is a work of political or social criticism or if it should be
clyde is here and what a cutie he is
clyde is born in a zoo in timbuktu
clyde is the 187th most popular male first name in the united states; frequency is 0
clyde is unknown at this time
clyde is the endorsed republican candidate in the 4th district
clyde is involved in a new project
clyde is considered by many a native franklin parker
clyde is not only the highest but also the most massive of the minarets
clyde is the thoroughly unsympathetic villain
clyde is quintessentially the product of a country where guns are props in the national playhouse
clyde is a bear that is white with black accents european plush
clyde is committed to recognizing the character of both the canal and the 19th century downtown for residents and visitors alike to enjoy
clyde is always attempting to goad the good clyde into committing a foul or playing outside the rules
clyde is batting
clyde is listening to mary beth talk
clyde is located near the center of texas that provides easy access to all parts of the state along with both east
clyde is a super
clyde is certain to be a hall of famer
clyde is a male border collie mix who was born on march 2nd
clyde is both a circus animal and an elephant
clyde is anne bennett
clyde is my first guinea pig
clyde is in foster care with dachshunds
clyde is sort of a 1920s natural born killers
clyde is certified by the american board of family practice and certified by the american board of preventive medicine in occupational medicine
clyde is back and someone is going to pay
clyde is searching for clues about the origins of modern mammals preserved in fossils that are 55 million years old
clyde is back sort of
clyde is an incorporated community on interstate highway 20 and farm road 604
clyde is napping
clyde is the only surviving fully
clyde is sealed inside deep rover and lowered into the waters of wellington harbor for his first training
clyde is able to be equally enthusiastic whether giving a lecture to a group of colleagues or when talking to a school child
clyde is
clyde is one of those mysterious things we humans can never quite understand?like love at first sight or something that was just meant
clyde is modelled after
clyde is nothing more than a lager out
clyde is a 10 1/2 year old border collie
clyde is home to the congregation's altar bread department
clyde is held in reverence even by today's professionals
clyde is an avid golfer
clyde is a major step in the implementation of our growth strategy
clyde is one of the most exciting
clyde is ll0 km in length with an extensive catchment

[radamanthys]

I'm Spartacus!

[Nieninque]

I'm ClydeR and so's my wife.

[Warriorbird]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MII3ns2KTBc

[Martaigne]

Jeez, Stanley. Weren't you getting enough attention lately, or something? This is a sad, sad attempt to garner some. Good luck with that.

[radamanthys]

Which is sad? Him pretending to be ClydeR or pretending to be the guy pretending to be Clyder?

Ever think it might be a possibility that he's saying this to make people think that he's not ClydeR?

[Tea & Strumpets]

This reminds me of the scene in the Mask of Zorro... in the prison... where all the prisoners are like,

"I am Zorro! No, no, I am Zorro!"

I was trying to think of what movie that was, but you nailed it. Although along with Rad I did think of "I am Spartacus" too, although I am pretty sure I've never seen that movie.

[Sean]

Tea & Strumpets is also Stanley Burrell

[Methais]

I'm ClydeR and so's my wife.

I'M BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88kf1J6Kv4

[Asha]

ClydeR is obviously me since I'm the guy with a thousand names.
I just daren't ask Kranar to change it to something I thought was cooler for the millionth time.

[Stanley Burrell]

Jeez, Stanley. Weren't you getting enough attention lately, or something? This is a sad, sad attempt to garner some. Good luck with that.

I'm a motherfucking celebrity.

[Warriorbird]

I'm sure the person who plays ClydeR will post in this thread at some point.

[Stanley Burrell]

ClydeR is a smurf.

[Warriorbird]

http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/treasures/images/law/clyde_barrow_02.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

They're both fucking losers so who gives a shit.

[Celephais]

I'm Spartacus!
I saw the thread title and then saw the number of responses... my first thought was "fuck, I won't be the first to be able to post 'I'm Spartacus!'".

[radamanthys]

I'm sure the person who plays ClydeR will post in this thread at some point.

Probably already has...


I saw the thread title and then saw the number of responses... my first thought was "fuck, I won't be the first to be able to post 'I'm Spartacus!'".

I can't believe it went so long, myself.

[Gan]

No confirmation yet?

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4843/poster67204143xf7.jpg

[Back]

Nice play, Stan. It did not fool all of us.

[Stanley Burrell]

Nice play, Stan. It did not fool all of us.

WOW SERIOUSLY?

[Ulkov]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4843/poster67204143xf7.jpg

Tch.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Posters/Justkidding.jpg

[Methais]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4843/poster67204143xf7.jpg

:rofl: that's just wrong. And that's coming from....well me.

[ClydeR]

Stanley and I are not the same person. I am not, nor have I ever been, affiliated in any way with Stanley.

[Tisket]

I am ClydeR.

[CrystalTears]

It's like watching Superman and Clark Kent at work.

Although I really shouldn't use them as an example since Superman and Clark Kent are cool. I've done them a disservice with that comparison. Sorry Superman!

[ClydeR]

clyde is my name
clyde is a great canoeing river
clyde is back
clyde is in the hamper
clyde is moving through the house
clyde is honoured
clyde is no name for a dragon
clyde is a
clyde is on the move
clyde is arrested
clyde is honoured with cbe
clyde is a delightful
clyde is dale? no
clyde is fully recovered from his surgery
clyde is a sweet
clyde is an elephant" and "clyde is pink"
clyde is one fella whose life is threatening to turn
clyde is captured in ohio and sentenced to 14 years at the eastham prison farm
clyde is still going strong after 20 years of reporting and anchoring in cincinnati and continues to be one of the most respected
clyde is an older monkey and likes to spend his time with cuddly
clyde is an absolute sweetheart and we call him our big lap bunny
clyde is running as the sole opponent against 12
clyde is great
clyde is crashing over at her house and is in her way slacking
clyde is two streets and a train station oh hang on and a creek
clyde is running for congress
clyde is the only candidate to write a book which clearly lays out the solutions to iowa's current situation
clyde is in need of a loving home in illinois
clyde is a former professional player who has played and coached in over 20 countries
clyde is inspiring as its feathers fly with its high stepping action
clyde is approximately 793
clyde is approximately 3002
clyde is a truly unique individual
clyde is professor in the department of library and information science at the university of iceland
clyde is about a dog named clyde who loves the smell of manure
clyde is within easy access of several golf courses
clyde is located in the town of galen
clyde is packed with over 250 striking images of glasgow's river
clyde is owned by the scottish wildlife trust
clyde is normally run in april and may as there is little water remaining after that
clyde is aggressive and melodic in a way no other band is able to do
clyde is often seen hauling works trains containing new track and ballast up to the halt at glengonnar
clyde is connected to the following things
clyde is connected to because
clyde is a work of political or social criticism or if it should be
clyde is here and what a cutie he is
clyde is born in a zoo in timbuktu
clyde is the 187th most popular male first name in the united states; frequency is 0
clyde is unknown at this time
clyde is the endorsed republican candidate in the 4th district
clyde is involved in a new project
clyde is considered by many a native franklin parker
clyde is not only the highest but also the most massive of the minarets
clyde is the thoroughly unsympathetic villain
clyde is quintessentially the product of a country where guns are props in the national playhouse
clyde is a bear that is white with black accents european plush
clyde is committed to recognizing the character of both the canal and the 19th century downtown for residents and visitors alike to enjoy
clyde is always attempting to goad the good clyde into committing a foul or playing outside the rules
clyde is batting
clyde is listening to mary beth talk
clyde is located near the center of texas that provides easy access to all parts of the state along with both east
clyde is a super
clyde is certain to be a hall of famer
clyde is a male border collie mix who was born on march 2nd
clyde is both a circus animal and an elephant
clyde is anne bennett
clyde is my first guinea pig
clyde is in foster care with dachshunds
clyde is sort of a 1920s natural born killers
clyde is certified by the american board of family practice and certified by the american board of preventive medicine in occupational medicine
clyde is back and someone is going to pay
clyde is searching for clues about the origins of modern mammals preserved in fossils that are 55 million years old
clyde is back sort of
clyde is an incorporated community on interstate highway 20 and farm road 604
clyde is napping
clyde is the only surviving fully
clyde is sealed inside deep rover and lowered into the waters of wellington harbor for his first training
clyde is able to be equally enthusiastic whether giving a lecture to a group of colleagues or when talking to a school child
clyde is
clyde is one of those mysterious things we humans can never quite understand?like love at first sight or something that was just meant
clyde is modelled after
clyde is nothing more than a lager out
clyde is a 10 1/2 year old border collie
clyde is home to the congregation's altar bread department
clyde is held in reverence even by today's professionals
clyde is an avid golfer
clyde is a major step in the implementation of our growth strategy
clyde is one of the most exciting
clyde is ll0 km in length with an extensive catchment

And Clyde River is a place where I used to hunt polar bears before they changed the law so that you cannot bring the mounts back to the United States.

[g++]

clyder 7 up, 1 down
A clyder is a term used by males to discribe an overweight female, or fat chick, clyders often gather together in groups called clydes. A clyder often has a rather nice slim attractive female friend who is known as the fondel
Spencer: Shit man this party is filled with clyders.
Luke: watch out that group of clyders dont even have a fondel.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clyder

[Skeeter]

http://208.101.59.66/bunny-pancake.jpg


All I got...

[Stanley Burrell]

It's like watching Superman and Clark Kent at work.

Although I really shouldn't use them as an example since Superman and Clark Kent are cool. I've done them a disservice with that comparison. Sorry Superman!

http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/7greatestpresidentsthatneverexisted_D3CF/lex_luthor_president.jpg

You know what Superman can do?

He can do it all: Cup the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy.

[TheEschaton]

SOmeone saw Tropic Thunder.

[Stanley Burrell]

SOmeone saw Tropic Thunder.

::is a lead farmer, motherfucker::