Biggest d-bag Part I

[Keller]

In the spirit of the day -- this will be a two part poll. First will be broad selections of the most likely candidates for "Biggest Douchebag on the PC". The second will be a run-off of the top three vote getters.

I don't want anyone getting butt-hurt because someone voted for them -- so I'm keeping it private. It's an honor system. Please only vote with one account. If you vote with more than one account -- rest assured YOU are the biggest douchebag, regardless of what these polls indicate.

With that said -- on to the voting. Use whatever criteria you wish.

[Martaigne]

Never mind.

I voted for Backlash. He's my hero.

[Asha]

Are all but one on that list simply derived from the politics discussions?
Also who the fuck is Mabus?

[Sean]

ParkBandit.

[Whimsi]

There are some nominees missing from that list. And you should have made it so we could vote for more than one.

[TheEschaton]

So hard to choose.

[Keller]

10 was the max.

I don't read anything other than the WoW forums, Social forums, Off-topic forums, and the Political Forums.

And "biggest" sort of rules out voting for more than one.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'd put myself up there, but I guess there is a separation between painfully annoying and douchebaggery. Good poll.

lol, spellchecker tries to replace douchebaggery with "torchbearer." Sorry.

[Zentoph]

Backlash.

[Martaigne]

Oh, and Nieninque isn't a douchebag, she's a raging cunt. It actually kinda turns me on. <3

[Skeeter]

only being able to choose one makes me :(

[Keller]

I love (platonically) Nien.

I just put her up there because she's always been a controversial figure. I would have put Stanley, Bob, Methias, Oldandforgotten, etc up there if I could put more options up. Not because I think they are douchebags -- but because they are opinionated and don't hold punches.

[Stanley Burrell]

only being able to choose one makes me :(

Come vote in my polls about polls, beatch: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35452

[Stanley Burrell]

I love (platonically) Nien.

I just put her up there because she's always been a controversial figure. I would have put Stanley, Bob, Methias, Oldandforgotten, etc up there if I could put more options up. Not because I think they are douchebags -- but because they are opinionated and don't hold punches.

I tried to send you an IM but you weren't signed onto the thing that does stuff: How did you make your poll not suck so much (aside from not being me)? Especially the part where you put more than four options. YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING LEGEND AROUND THESE PARTS.

[Tsa`ah]

I love (platonically) Nien.

I just put her up there because she's always been a controversial figure. I would have put Stanley, Bob, Methias, Oldandforgotten, etc up there if I could put more options up. Not because I think they are douchebags -- but because they are opinionated and don't hold punches.

You suck.

[Keller]

Tsa'ah would have replaced Clove if I would have thought about it.

Fuck.

[NocturnalRob]

FUCK YOU, KELLER!!

[Keller]

Oh -- and for the record I voted for (no surprise here) PB.

It was a tough choice between crb and PB. But, in the end, crb actually contributes (even if in a smug, self-righteous, and stick-up-his-ass way) to the community.

[Keller]

FUCK YOU, KELLER!!

You could fuck my wife and I'd forgive you so long as you kept your avatar.

[Martaigne]

Tsa'ah would have replaced Clove if I would have thought about it.

Fuck.

I concur.

[NocturnalRob]

You could fuck my wife and I'd forgive you so long as you kept your avatar.

good. that'll replace any sense of awkwardness i've felt for the past couple months

[Keller]

Oh -- and the poll closes in 4 days. Then I will repost the top 3. So get your votes in!

[Ashliana]

So hard to choose. I'm surprised I didn't make the list; my selection was Crb.

[Parkbandit]

By far the easiest poll on this forum ever. Backlash and Daniel are just retards.. but Keller is THE biggest douchebag I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. He contributes nothing but hanging onto Daniel's left nut.. this poll is just another example. He couldn't even come up with this poll on his own, he needed Danny boy to show him how.

Also, I think it's quite telling that he made the poll private... so him and his puss squad could have fun making up new alts to vote.

Wait.. on second thought.. Douche bag is too good for Keller. That tends to be clean and fresh.. something he's clearly not. He's the vaginal water that is discharged after the use of a douche bag.

http://earbuds.popdose.com/pykorry/douchebag.jpg

[Warriorbird]

You're still winning.

:)

[Parkbandit]

You're still winning.

:)


Yea... I guess you missed the part where I couldn't give two shits what other people on the internet think about me.

It's a badge I wear proudly.. with all the liberal pussies on this board.

[Keller]

It's an honor system. Please only vote with one account. If you vote with more than one account -- rest assured YOU are the biggest douchebag, regardless of what these polls indicate.

I went from 0 to 2 votes. In that time, both Parkbandit and NotParkBandit were logged in.

Do I even need to do the second part of this poll?

[Warriorbird]

I don't actually think you're the biggest douchebag on the PC, Parkbandit, but I voted that way because I knew it WOULD annoy you. I think most of us are perfectly willing to identify ourselves.

I wouldn't call that being a 'pussy.' I'd call that 'people agreeing'... which is especially funny when you consider that conservative posters actually outnumber the less conservative in the politics folder.

[Parkbandit]

I don't actually think you're the biggest douchebag on the PC, Parkbandit, but I voted that way because I knew it WOULD annoy you. I think most of us are perfectly willing to identify ourselves.

See above response to your initial post. I'm not the least bit annoyed... quite the opposite.



I wouldn't call that being a 'pussy.' I'd call that 'people agreeing'... which is especially funny when you consider that conservative posters actually outnumber the less conservative in the politics folder.

To be honest.. I've never really considered you a BHL on this message board... more like a closeted conservative who doesn't want to admit it for fear of being laughed at by his crazy liberal friends. :P

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm saddened I'm not on the list.

Dave is also notably missing, but if Dave was there I'd be torn between Backrash (whom I voted for) and Dave.

[Keller]

For the record, so that there is no confusion 4 days from now, I will be choosing 3+ to include in the final poll. I refuse to have a 2 person (r-team v d-team) run-off. So if there is a tie for third -- all members tied for third will be included in the run-off.

[Keller]

I'm saddened I'm not on the list.

Dave is also notably missing, but if Dave was there I'd be torn between Backrash (whom I voted for) and Dave.

Step up your douchebaggery.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Step up your douchebaggery.

Other than my unreasonable dislike of lawyers, and the occassional attention whoring freak out I think I'm pretty level ;p

[Nieninque]

I don think any of them are douchebags.
Stainley would have gotten my vote, but I guess you had to make it a competitive poll.

[NocturnalRob]

I don think any of them are douchebags.
Stainley would have gotten my vote, but I guess you had to make it a competitive poll.

Stanley's not really a douchebag. He's more of a whacked-out, mustache-toting, free-candy-van-driving weirdo.

[Keller]

Stanley's not really a douchebag. He's more of a whacked-out, mustache-toting, free-candy-van-driving weirdo.

Just at PB has reason to choo-choo-choose me, she has more than enough reason to vote for Stanley.

[Jorddyn]

I went from 0 to 2 votes. In that time, both Parkbandit and NotParkBandit were logged in.



I voted for you because I'm sick of polls. Sorry.

[Nieninque]

Stanley's not really a douchebag. He's more of a whacked-out, mustache-toting, free-candy-van-driving weirdo.

You didn't see him at his best.

[Keller]

I voted for you because I'm sick of polls. Sorry.

New rule: Jorddyn will most assuredly be included in final poll.

[NocturnalRob]

You didn't see him at his best.

fair enough. i may have missed him during his formative months.

[Jorddyn]

New rule: Jorddyn will most assuredly be included in final poll.

Sweet. I think I might need to work on pissing people off, though.

[Keller]

Sweet. I think I might need to work on pissing people off, though.

Who do you want to piss off? I can give you some pointers.

[Stretch]

Where's Rhett?

:(

[Keller]

Where's Rhett?

:(


:(

Tsa'ah and Rhett are my two regrets thus far.

[Sean]

True Rhett is the originator of making fun of someones kid pictures on the boards and running off posters.

[Parkbandit]

I went from 0 to 2 votes. In that time, both Parkbandit and NotParkBandit were logged in.

Wow.. not only do you have no originality and copied Daniel in making a retarded poll, you also borrowed his knack for fabrication.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Kellerisadouch.jpg

I guess you believed in your little mind that you saw that NotParkbandit was logged in.. it was the only explanation how you could possibly have TWO votes for you. I guess you'll have some bullshit explanation for your lie... but really, save it for another time when you aren't completely full of shit.

And then you really wonder why I have zero interest in raiding for 2+ hours with someone like you. Gee, I think I could find something more fun to do.. like pull off my fingernails.

[Parkbandit]

For the tri-fecta Keller, you can always claim you were just kidding and that the internet r serious business.

[Sean of the Thread]

Wow I didn't even make the list.

[Keller]

This coming from the guy who ignored me 8 months ago but hasn't gone more than a week without posting about me.

TEH INTERNETZ R SERIUZ BIZNES

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.provocativeplanet.com/cowbell.JPG

[Keller]

And then you really wonder why I have zero interest in raiding for 2+ hours with someone like you.

I have no question -- I called you a negligent father.

[Daniel]

This coming from the guy who ignored me 8 months ago but hasn't gone more than a week without posting about me.

TEH INTERNETZ R SERIUZ BIZNES

rofl.

[Parkbandit]

This coming from the guy who ignored me 8 months ago but hasn't gone more than a week without posting about me.

TEH INTERNETZ R SERIUZ BIZNES

So I guess you don't have an answer for fabricating that NotParkBandit was logged in and voted for you?

4 for 4.

You can still go 5 for 5 if you can somehow logically think that I MEANT to log in NotParkBandit.. but you need to do it in less than 7 steps.

And this is all coming from a guy who knows he's ignored, yet has to constantly try and gain my attention via this forum or in World of Warcraft.

[Alfster]

Where does the hostility between PB and keller stem from?

WOW?

[Apathy]

I'm not sure if you're correctly using the term douchebag in this poll.

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com to brush up on the required criteria

[Parkbandit]

Where does the hostility between PB and keller stem from?

WOW?

Combination of listening to him cry, moan and bitch for a year in WoW and put up with his 'WAA, I CAN'T HAVE MY WAY, I /GQUIT!' and his bullshit here. The proverbial last straw came when he said my 12 and 14 year old daughters were growing up to be whores.

All through the bullshit in WoW, I kept defending him.. telling people that he really isn't such a little bitch, that we should give him another chance. Turned out they were far more accurate when they called him a selfish piece of shit.

Live and learn I guess.

[Parkbandit]

I'm not sure if you're correctly using the term douchebag in this poll.

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com to brush up on the required criteria

I so envisioned a different type of site...

[Apathy]

Down boy.

[Gan]

I cant believe nobody has mentioned Xcalibur yet...

Man, you know times have a changed when thats the case.

[Sean]

You have to be able to understand what someone is posting in order to determine if they are a douchebag or not.

[Keller]

Where does the hostility between PB and keller stem from?

WOW?

He's butt-hurt I called him out for being a negligent father.

[Keller]

So I guess you don't have an answer for fabricating that NotParkBandit was logged in and voted for you?




I guess you'll have some bullshit explanation for your lie... but really, save it for another time when you aren't completely full of shit.

Are you autistic? Or just retarded?

[Back]

Hey I’m in the running! There are quite a few ghosts of PC past that I can think of but Keller pretty much got all of the more recent posters. And kudos Keller for adding yourself. It shows you are a good sportsman and those are hard to come by here.

In fact, considering most of the content and behavior that has given the PC the reputation that it has, this is kind of an inverse negative in a place where douchebaggery is the bar.

Regardless, I would like to wish my fellow running mates the best of luck. Whomever wins this round gets my full support so we can unite our douchebag party.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

WHAT THE HELL, YOU DOUCHEBAGS!? Why aren't I even on the poll as an option!? I DEMAND A WRITE IN OPPORTUNITY!

[Hulkein]

I love you all, but I'm voting anyway.

[Tea & Strumpets]

I tried to vote for Sean but couldn't find it in the options. :( Not Sean2, that guy is a vag.

[Keller]

I tried to vote for Sean but couldn't find it in the options. :( Not Sean2, that guy is a vag.


I'll make a special poll for you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Not that I'm putting on my conspiracy foil hat, but why is it that public polls never get the participation that hidden ones do?

[Tsa`ah]

Not that I'm putting on my conspiracy foil hat, but why is it that public polls never get the participation that hidden ones do?

Largely because some people get butt hurt and like to paint cross hairs on anyone that has slighted them in their limited perception.

With PB leading the pack ... I think it should have been public simply because he'd have so many new targets ... he'd burn himself out in a day.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I really don't believe that. Who here gives a shit about what someone else thinks?

[Keller]

Not that I'm putting on my conspiracy foil hat, but why is it that public polls never get the participation that hidden ones do?

I'd love if an admin could just name the people who voted twice -- if anyone has.

I didn't want to make the poll public because I know people wouldn't vote if they knew the person they voted for would know they thought they were the biggest douchebad on the PC.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

LOL, I guess the internet IS serious business.

[Tsa`ah]

I really don't believe that. Who here gives a shit about what someone else thinks?

Where exactly have you been during a PB post a pic-recycle-an-insult-athon.

[Back]

I think honorable mention should go to Nien. The only woman candidate. As douchebags go I don’t think she even comes close to some of the contenders... but hands down she is the biggest cunt. Maybe even the most raging bitch on wheels. But thats an entirely different poll.

[Kranar]

I'd love if an admin could just name the people who voted twice -- if anyone has.


I won't name anyone, but one person did vote for two different people using their account and their alt account. Ignoring that one exception, all the votes are from regular members/posters.

I can also say that in general, private polls do get way more participation than public polls, as you point out. However, unlike what many people might think, it is not the case that people log in their alts to vote in private polls. With very few exception, voters are all regular posters and names we'd all recognize.

[Keller]

can you tell us who the extra vote was for so we can subtract it from the total?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I think honorable mention should go to Nien. The only woman candidate. As douchebags go I don’t think she even comes close to some of the contenders... but hands down she is the biggest cunt. Maybe even the most raging bitch on wheels. But thats an entirely different poll.

twatwaffle.

[Keller]

twatwaffle.

With a smear of butter and a hefty pour of syrup ... MMMmmM!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think honorable mention should go to Nien. The only woman candidate. As douchebags go I don’t think she even comes close to some of the contenders... but hands down she is the biggest cunt. Maybe even the most raging bitch on wheels. But thats an entirely different poll.

Wow, could it be because she shut you down when you were trying to find a new cyber mate? Then publicly humiliated you (not that she has sole claim to having done that)?

Could it be that's the reason you feel so strongly?!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Besides, you are the other woman on the poll.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Besides, you are the other woman on the poll.

Well done my friend, well done.

[diethx]

Don't fucking insult us by trying to lump his lame ass in with us.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Don't fucking insult us by trying to lump his lame ass in with us.

You need to specify, methinks.

[Parkbandit]

I won't name anyone, but one person did vote for two different people using their account and their alt account. Ignoring that one exception, all the votes are from regular members/posters.

I can also say that in general, private polls do get way more participation than public polls, as you point out. However, unlike what many people might think, it is not the case that people log in their alts to vote in private polls. With very few exception, voters are all regular posters and names we'd all recognize.


So what you are saying is.. NotParkBandit didn't vote in the poll, as previously claimed by Keller?

Yea.. we didn't think he could be telling the truth for once either.

[Sean]

LOL, I guess the internet IS serious business.

I tell you what you gather up a bunch of people in a small room and ask them to point out who they think is the biggest tool then ask if they'd prefer it be public vs private. It's just the nature of the game. Why open yourself up to more potential abuse than you have to? It may not be so much that they care what that person thinks but rather not have to deal with that person after the fact. Personally, I don't care if PB knows that I voted for him but I can understand why others might be more inclined to vote for whoever in private.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I tell you what you gather up a bunch of people in a small room and ask them to point out who they think is the biggest tool then ask if they'd prefer it be public vs private. It's just the nature of the game. Why open yourself up to more potential abuse than you have to? It may not be so much that they care what that person thinks but rather not have to deal with that person after the fact. Personally, I don't care if PB knows that I voted for him but I can understand why others might be more inclined to vote for whoever in private.

It's like asking a little white girl to come to a police precinct and point out the big, ominous guy who robbed her, without the anonymity a one way mirror provides. While I share in the sentiment that I couldn't care less if PB knew I voted for him, I kind of doubt that he really expects people to vote for anyone else to begin with... There's a reason he's in the lead, people.

[Back]

I don’t care who votes for me... I get enough random hostility from people I have not even heard of, or even interacted with, to give a shit.

[Sean]

It's like asking a little white girl to come to a police precinct and point out the big, ominous guy who robbed her, without the anonymity a one way mirror provides. While I share in the sentiment that I couldn't care less if PB knew I voted for him, I kind of doubt that he really expects people to vote for anyone else to begin with... There's a reason he's in the lead, people.

That's a bit extreme as it's for someones safety but more or less the idea.

[g++]

All through the bullshit in WoW, I kept defending him.. telling people that he really isn't such a little bitch, that we should give him another chance. Turned out they were far more accurate when they called him a selfish piece of shit.

Live and learn I guess.

http://www.ehow.com/how_8640_find-battered-womens.html

[Parkbandit]

I tell you what you gather up a bunch of people in a small room and ask them to point out who they think is the biggest tool then ask if they'd prefer it be public vs private. It's just the nature of the game. Why open yourself up to more potential abuse than you have to? It may not be so much that they care what that person thinks but rather not have to deal with that person after the fact. Personally, I don't care if PB knows that I voted for him but I can understand why others might be more inclined to vote for whoever in private.

JUST WAIT ASSHOLE, U R ON MY LIST!

I guess the whole thick chick discussion that you were being retarded on.. and me pointing it out really solidified your vote eh?

:)

[Parkbandit]

I don’t care who votes for me... I get enough random hostility from people I have not even heard of, or even interacted with, to give a shit.

But attention is attention.. isn't it?

Good for you, finally getting what you crave so dearly.

[Back]

Wow, could it be because she shut you down when you were trying to find a new cyber mate? Then publicly humiliated you (not that she has sole claim to having done that)?

Could it be that's the reason you feel so strongly?!

You’re a nice guy. Let Nien respond before anyone makes judgement.


But attention is attention.. isn't it?

Good for you, finally getting what you crave so dearly.

You tell me. You are getting far more than I am.

[Sean]

JUST WAIT ASSHOLE, U R ON MY LIST!

I guess the whole thick chick discussion that you were being retarded on.. and me pointing it out really solidified your vote eh?

:)

I guess if you didn't call everyone who disagrees with you a retard that might actually have meant something coming from you. But alas no your inability to answer simple questions and solidify your point isn't what makes you a douche bag.

[Back]

Nien takes third! Wow, this is an amazing race.

[Celephais]

I don’t care who votes for me... I get enough random hostility from people I have not even heard of, or even interacted with, to give a shit.
Haywood J was in that shitstorm that caused you to get banned... not your account right? His recent re-appearance hurts my soul. On that note, I did vote for you, because you are a douchebag, not in the traditional sense, but in more of the delusional sense. PB is more of a curmudgeon. See, you lack on of the major tennants of douchbaggery, you don't apply your overinflated sense of self to your apperance, just your actions. S-Digital, or "God" are two of the traditional douches I can think of on the PC.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/a429MySpace/Insults/1163955324-douchebag.jpg

[Back]

Haywood J was in that shitstorm that caused you to get banned... not your account right? His recent re-appearance hurts my soul. On that note, I did vote for you, because you are a douchebag, not in the traditional sense, but in more of the delusional sense. PB is more of a curmudgeon. See, you lack on of the major tennants of douchbaggery, you don't apply your overinflated sense of self to your apperance, just your actions. S-Digital, or "God" are two of the traditional douches I can think of on the PC.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/a429MySpace/Insults/1163955324-douchebag.jpg

Well, thank you for that vote. Poor Haywood J. had to suffer the mob foolishness.

Appreciate your straightforwardness, Cornbread. It goes a long way.

[Parkbandit]

I guess if you didn't call everyone who disagrees with you a retard that might actually have meant something coming from you. But alas no your inability to answer simple questions and solidify your point isn't what makes you a douche bag.


"Everyone" is a bit of a stretch. I normally only reserve the term retard for those who aren't reading the answers they seek until a big picture of a chart is put in front of them.

[Celephais]

Well, thank you for that vote. Poor Haywood J. had to suffer the mob foolishness.

Appreciate your straightforwardness, Cornbread. It goes a long way.
Meh... you're getting better, but you've got a hell of a way to go. One thing to do would be to stop bringing up Nien every chance you get, desperation is a stinky stinky cologne.

[Gan]

5 stars

And I dont own an alt. So dont look at me. :p

[Back]

Meh... you're getting better, but you've got a hell of a way to go. One thing to do would be to stop bringing up Nien every chance you get, desperation is a stinky stinky cologne.

Every chance I get?

Look, sorry if I show respect for some people on this board. I suppose that may not compute with the simple minded. Nor is it a ploy.

Pearls before swine is what I call it. And that could be taken wrong by people who would take it wrong. Is that my fault?

I wear Versace btw.

[Celephais]

I wear Versace btw.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/30/versace1_gallery__470x333.jpg

[Back]

http://www.jibjab.com/view/168389

[Furrowfoot]

Every chance I get?

Look, sorry if I show respect for some people on this board. I suppose that may not compute with the simple minded. Nor is it a ploy.

Pearls before swine is what I call it. And that could be taken wrong by people who would take it wrong. Is that my fault?

I wear Versace btw.

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p365/louisvillelite/pearls2008229260821.gif

[Sean]

"Everyone" is a bit of a stretch. I normally only reserve the term retard for those who aren't reading the answers they seek until a big picture of a chart is put in front of them.

You know what's funny? That you're too thick headed to realize that I wasn't even disagreeing with your point at the time. But I digress there is no singular instance that defines your douchebaggery and besides I've made no secret of my opinion of you long before that thread.

[Gan]

I wear Versace btw.

Nothing yells I AM MAN like saying...

"I wear Versace".

If you ever had any shread of hope of having your man card returned - it is now lost forever.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/revoked.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

I wear Versace btw.

Ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd: It is soooo fashion makover time with Latrin you thillyhead!!!!!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I tell you what you gather up a bunch of people in a small room and ask them to point out who they think is the biggest tool then ask if they'd prefer it be public vs private. It's just the nature of the game. Why open yourself up to more potential abuse than you have to? It may not be so much that they care what that person thinks but rather not have to deal with that person after the fact. Personally, I don't care if PB knows that I voted for him but I can understand why others might be more inclined to vote for whoever in private.

I definitely think a bunch of people in a small room would have issue with it. I think the internet is different. 95% of the shit (my own included) tossed around on these boards wouldn't exist if we were all in the same room/building/town. I don't mean general posts, I mean pot shots and asshatery in general.

[Sean of the Thread]

I definitely think a bunch of people in a small room would have issue with it. I think the internet is different. 95% of the shit (my own included) tossed around on these boards wouldn't exist if we were all in the same room/building/town. I don't mean general posts, I mean pot shots and asshatery in general.

You wouldn't want to sit in the same room as me then. /shrug

[Methais]

I love (platonically) Nien.

I just put her up there because she's always been a controversial figure. I would have put Stanley, Bob, Methias, Oldandforgotten, etc up there if I could put more options up. Not because I think they are douchebags -- but because they are opinionated and don't hold punches.

I'm tempted to vote for you not because you're a douchebag, but because you a) spelled my name wrong, and b) Didn't include Lysander/Lucas/4273804 monk alts. Mostly B.

EDIT: I voted for Mabus because I have no idea who he is, and therefore he must be a douchebag. No offense.

EDIT EDIT: Where the fuck is Klaive?!?!?!

[Asha]

I thought Lassiter 506 and that LonelyGirl19 mentalist were serious D-bags but since they're no longer around and not on the poll I voted crb.
I thought he'd like to have some affiliation with polls / petitions / surveys here.

[Gan]

I thought Lassiter 506 and that LonelyGirl19 mentalist were serious D-bags but since they're no longer around and not on the poll I voted crb.
I thought he'd like to have some affiliation with polls / petitions / surveys here.

Lassiter 506 (aka Rathain) still lurks around here. He calmed down dramatically after being outed as the same person.

[Asha]

Ahh! Fair enough then.
Ta. :)

[Parkbandit]

You know what's funny? That you're too thick headed to realize that I wasn't even disagreeing with your point at the time. But I digress there is no singular instance that defines your douchebaggery and besides I've made no secret of my opinion of you long before that thread.

Know what's funnier? You having to be told again and again and again the answer to your question.. and you still didn't get it until I drew you a complete diagram.

Either that or someone finally DID knock some sense into your head with a tackhammer..

[Parkbandit]

You wouldn't want to sit in the same room as me then. /shrug

Bitch please.. you didn't even make the top 10 here.

[Martaigne]

I think honorable mention should go to Nien. The only woman candidate. As douchebags go I don’t think she even comes close to some of the contenders... but hands down she is the biggest cunt. Maybe even the most raging bitch on wheels. But thats an entirely different poll.

Don't fucking regurgitate exactly what I said earlier in the thread. Grow some balls and originality before you come back and post again, twatrocket.

(How was that for unreasonably misguided hostility? Can I get an honorable mention now?)

[Izzy]

Can I change my vote? I still think crb is a douchebag...but after having read through PB's responses in this thread he has rocketed into first for me as well.

[AnticorRifling]

I voted for Daniel because he's black and if I didn't vote for him I'd be considered a racist or shallow.

[Martaigne]

I voted for Daniel because he's black and if I didn't vote for him I'd be considered a racist or shallow.

Affirmative action for the win.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

PB is just an ass, not a douche bag. I think if he'd cut out the insults and just stuck to his points, he'd not be in the lead. He takes too much pride in aggravating people. In moderation, that's OK, but no offense PB, but you've kinda gone over the top lately. I think he's a great guy, don't get me wrong. Many a time I crack up about something he said. Just the constant attacks he makes and receives are really tired. I feel the same way about Daniel actually.

I really only see one d-bag on the list, and I already voted for him. Now if Dave, Klaive, Tamral and Stainley were on there... well I'd be in a dilemma.

[AnticorRifling]

SHM once touched a muppet on the inside...wait wrong thread.

[Keller]

I voted for Daniel because he's black and if I didn't vote for him I'd be considered a racist or shallow.

:rofl: I love it!

[Parkbandit]

PB is just an ass, not a douche bag. I think if he'd cut out the insults and just stuck to his points, he'd not be in the lead. He takes too much pride in aggravating people. In moderation, that's OK, but no offense PB, but you've kinda gone over the top lately. I think he's a great guy, don't get me wrong. Many a time I crack up about something he said. Just the constant attacks he makes and receives are really tired. I feel the same way about Daniel actually.

I really only see one d-bag on the list, and I already voted for him. Now if Dave, Klaive, Tamral and Stainley were on there... well I'd be in a dilemma.

Welcome to my shit list asshole. I see what you are trying to do here. You are buttsore because your vote went to #2 and now you will try anything to discredit the my campaign. You are like the Ilvane of this election... And by the way, I never told you how a-fucking-noying Tayvin's accent in Gs was.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Welcome to my shit list asshole. I see what you are trying to do here. You are buttsore because your vote went to #2 and now you will try anything to discredit the my campaign. You are like the Ilvane of this election... And by the way, I never told you how a-fucking-noying Tayvin's accent in Gs was.

You probably told me, I just didn't care ;p It WAS annoying

[Clove]

Generally speaking several people would have been before Keller in my douchebag hierarchy. But I had to vote for him anyway for including me in the options.

[NocturnalRob]

Generally speaking I'd have picked other people. But I had to vote for Keller for including me in the options.

you'll get a vote soon! don't worry!

[Clove]

you'll get a vote soon! don't worry!Well Keller could have avoided my protest vote if he had included Ashliana in the list of options. I couldn't have passed up that opportunity.
Oh, and Nieninque isn't a douchebag, she's a raging cunt. It actually kinda turns me on. <3On second thought, Marty has a point. I think we need a separate poll. Let me take care of that.

[DCSL]

I gave Clove a pity vote.

[Clove]

I gave Clove a pity vote.Thanks D!

[Parkbandit]

You probably told me, I just didn't care ;p It WAS annoying


Well shit.. that didn't work.

How about this:

You fucked the same chick as Backlash.

HAHAHAAHAAAAA!

[Martaigne]

Well shit.. that didn't work.

How about this:

You fucked the same chick as Backlash.

HAHAHAAHAAAAA!

Pics?

[Hulkein]

PB is just an ass, not a douche bag. I think if he'd cut out the insults and just stuck to his points, he'd not be in the lead. He takes too much pride in aggravating people. In moderation, that's OK, but no offense PB, but you've kinda gone over the top lately. I think he's a great guy, don't get me wrong. Many a time I crack up about something he said. Just the constant attacks he makes and receives are really tired. I feel the same way about Daniel actually.

Agreed. Minus the 'great guy', I don't know anyone here well enough to lavish that praise. He's a good guy for teh internets (aside from dogging me regarding Hounds of Rexxar in WoW when I was the one who got the ball rolling on the original website and paid for a portion of it ;) )

[Parkbandit]

Agreed. Minus the 'great guy', I don't know anyone here well enough to lavish that praise. He's a good guy for teh internets (aside from dogging me regarding Hounds of Rexxar in WoW when I was the one who got the ball rolling on the original website and paid for a portion of it ;) )


Dogged you? How so?

Don't you mean the Barren Fury?

[Keller]

The Barren Fury never had a website.

[RichardCranium]

Pics?

I want to take back my vote and give it to Martaigne.

[Hulkein]

Dogged you? How so?

Don't you mean the Barren Fury?

Might not even of been you, I have a terrible memory. I don't even remember what was said exactly but it made me frown.

[Nieninque]

Might not even of been you, I have a terrible memory. I don't even remember what was said exactly but it made me frown.

I used to like you in WoW

I was sad when you left.

I miss Grobags...although I couldn't for the life of me tell you what the proper name of your toon was. I liked Stretch/Korean too...but can't remember his toon's name either. I miss winding Toj up. That was awesome. I did it without even knowing sometimes.

Backlash gave me some gold on Argent Dawn when I first started playing. That should have been a tip-off, huh?

I miss those days.

[Parkbandit]

Might not even of been you, I have a terrible memory. I don't even remember what was said exactly but it made me frown.

Unlikely it was me... Alorg, Scynd, Erupt and Matray were the other officers.. but a couple weeks after we merged, I was off to Gainesville, FL for 3 months to open up a hotel and did very little with the guild until my return.

I'll expect a full retraction and apology the moment you realize this (UNLESS you still haven't voted.. then in that case it was me.. me.. ME I SAY! I worked behind the scenes in officer chat saying what a mutt you are. You are a dog, a fucking dog on a hydrant! Not even a cool dog like mine.. but one of those flea bitten varmits with puss oozing from hot spots on your coat and one of your eyes covered in eye snot)

[Parkbandit]

I used to like you in WoW

I was sad when you left.

I miss Grobags...although I couldn't for the life of me tell you what the proper name of your toon was. I liked Stretch/Korean too...but can't remember his toon's name either. I miss winding Toj up. That was awesome. I did it without even knowing sometimes.

Backlash gave me some gold on Argent Dawn when I first started playing. That should have been a tip-off, huh?

I miss those days.

The best time I had in the game to date was in TBF and HoR.. I'm hoping when the next expansion comes out to bring back HoR if anyone is interested.

[Nieninque]

I would need to buy a new account.
Hmmmm

[Hulkein]

I used to like you in WoW

I was sad when you left.

I miss Grobags...although I couldn't for the life of me tell you what the proper name of your toon was. I liked Stretch/Korean too...but can't remember his toon's name either. I miss winding Toj up. That was awesome. I did it without even knowing sometimes.

Backlash gave me some gold on Argent Dawn when I first started playing. That should have been a tip-off, huh?

I miss those days.

:love:

Grolock was on his birth certificate but his friends called him Grobags.

And I agree with you PB, that game was awesome at end of TBF and beginning of HoR.

[Parkbandit]

I would need to buy a new account.
Hmmmm

If fucking Blizzard would allow us to move toons among accounts that may or may not have originally been ours.. I would give you an account. Unfortunately, I enjoy my priest on one account, my hunter on another account and my warrior on my third account. I'll never play my capped rogue, rogue, mage, hunter, almost warlock... so they sit there wasted.

[Nieninque]

Well Lyonis has an account. I'm sure he would let me use that if I really wanted to. The downside would be that if he wanted to play, we wouldnt be able to play at the same time. That would make me sad.

[Nieninque]

I guess the other downside to that is that I really dont like horde toons.

[Keller]

WTS my pally.

Full S3/S4 healadin set, ZA MT worthy tankadin set, and a shitty Retadin set (but w/ S3 sword and some ZA gear).

[Nieninque]

I aint buying it. You can give it to me.
I wouldnt play a paladin anyway...would just roll up a druid.

[Keller]

I aint buying it. You can give it to me.
I wouldnt play a paladin anyway...would just roll up a druid.

I know a 70 druid that has full S3/S4 and T5/T6 resto.

He quit, but I'm playing his account now. He should have S4 weapon this week. (Resto druid is so fucking OP compared to both priest and especially pally).

If you wanted to buy it -- I could ask him if he wanted to sell it.

[Solkern]

backlash got my vote

[Nieninque]

Just give it to me.
If he aint playing it he wont mind.

[Keller]

Just give it to me.
If he aint playing it he wont mind.

I am playing it. =)

[Sean]

If we were allowed multiple votes I'd put one in right now for Keller for contributing to the hijacking of his own thread.

[Back]

backlash got my vote

Oh you’re on my shit list now, sonny boy. Yes indeedy!

(To explain this: it was an attempt to parody PB’s response at someone voting for him. I in no way take it personally nor will I make any attempt at some kind of forum retribution because of it. Thanks for playing.)

[Keller]

If we were allowed multiple votes I'd put one in right now for Keller for contributing to the hijacking of his own thread.

You'd understand if you knew how badly paladins are getting fucked -- you'd not vote for me out of sympathy.

[Tisket]

People still read Backlash's posts?

[Martaigne]

I want to take back my vote and give it to Martaigne.

Give it to me, baby. :bananahit:

[Miss Ismurii]

Ashliana is, we all know that.

Why can't I vote for her?

[Warriorbird]

...

[Parkbandit]

Ashliana is, we all know that.

Why can't I vote for her?

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber.. you go and prove me wrong.

[Stanley Burrell]

Give it to me, baby. :bananahit:

Do all the girlies say you're pretty fly for a white guy?

[Celephais]

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber.. you go and prove me wrong.
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/features/cars/34.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Woah. Let's not bring Mutts Cutts into this.

[Daniel]

I voted for Daniel because he's black and if I didn't vote for him I'd be considered a racist or shallow.

Haha. This is fucking win.

As an aside, I voted for Anticor because he was a Marine.

[Sean of the Thread]

Haha. This is fucking win.

As an aside, I voted for Anticor because he was a Marine.

Easy now. At least he didn't goto the Benning school for boys.

[Daniel]

Me neither. Scouts go to Knox.

[Back]

The poll closes in a little over 17 hours. Very close race for third so far.

[Keller]

The poll closes in a little over 17 hours. Very close race for third so far.

Is this your way of urging others to vote for Nien and get you into some kind of three-way with her and PB?

[Kainen]

Is this your way of urging others to vote for Nien and get you into some kind of three-way with her and PB?

Just for that lovely little mental image, I wish I would have voted for YOU :P

[Clove]

Just for that lovely little mental image, I wish I would have voted for YOU :P"Little" is right.

[Drisco]

I almost boosted you to third Nieninque. I did all I can, let your bitchiness rein of terror continue.

[TheEschaton]

LOL, I got more votes than Daniel, I win.

[Daniel]

Asshole

[Keller]

This poll is closed.

The FINAL COUNTDOWN has been posted.