Say something funny...

[DianaBanana]

I'm bored. Make me laugh like this :lol:

[Edaarin]

Women's rights.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Orientals aren't really smaller 'down there'

[Sean]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Orientals aren't really smaller 'down there'

thats funny

[Ylena]

At the risk of being truly offensive and utterly politically incorrect....

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Put him on stage with a white tiger.

...yeah, it's wrong, but it's so damn funny...

[AnticorRifling]

Ylena that is the best joke I've heard in weeks. Thank you.

[Bobmuhthol]

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.

[Pallon]

That dog avatar is fucking with my head

[DianaBanana]

I still dont get whats the problem with it...its just a dog with a colorful fro....sheesh!

[Drew2]

It took me a few minutes, but I got the fruit/vegetable joke. :lol:

[Souzy]

OK someone say something funny please. I need some amusement since I can't sleep.

[Red Devil]

Originally posted by Lalana
OK someone say something funny please. I need some amusement since I can't sleep.

YOUR FACE !!!:!:

[Souzy]

That was wack, just like you Red.

[Red Devil]

you have over 3000 combined posts from klaives and players corner, and you don't even play GS3, how's that for funny?

[Souzy]

Your point is? I post a lot, and? Not like I'm denying it. I stopped playing GS last month, asshole. Who gives a fuck anyways, not like I'm the first person here that still posts in the forums and don't play. Stop sweatin' my nuts.

[Skirmisher]

Lalana, to even read Red Devils posts is to give them too much time.

He's a troll, he's always been a troll.

Perhaps after puberty runs its course with him he will find a sense of humor slightly less infantile but maybe not.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Lalana
Your point is? I post a lot, and? Not like I'm denying it. I stopped playing GS last month, asshole. Who gives a fuck anyways, not like I'm the first person here that still posts in the forums and don't play. Stop sweatin' my nuts.

Well.. so much for my fantasies about you...

I don't do girls with sweaty nuts. ;)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Does that mean you only do guys with sweaty nuts?

Yer scaring me man.

[Souzy]

You!!! *screams* I don't have nuts!!!!! It was just a saying! Damn you all, haha!!!! Red Devil is like a pimple on my ass.

P.S. I still love you Bandit, heh. <3

[Wezas]

Funny.

Cold morning
Cold kitty
Warm engine
Fan Blade
Chinese Food

Alternate ending:
"Car no longer purrs like a kitten"

[Ylena]

Because I refuse to join the "Caravan of Love" on Friday...

How do you know when there's a party going on at Neverland ranch?

The parking lot is full of Big Wheels.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Does that mean you only do guys with sweaty nuts?

Yer scaring me man.

Even if I did.. you wouldn't have anything to worry about.. you nutless wonder. :smug:

And I don't do dudes... NOT that there is anything wrong with that.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Lalana
You!!! *screams* I don't have nuts!!!!! It was just a saying! Damn you all, haha!!!! Red Devil is like a pimple on my ass.

P.S. I still love you Bandit, heh. <3

Actually Red Devil is more like a bad case of genital herpes... at least you know that one day the pimples will go away.

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Red Devil
you have over 3000 combined posts from klaives and players corner, and you don't even play GS3, how's that for funny?

Funny is that Red took the time to count or gather the info on how many posts that Lalana has in Klaives board and PC board! LOL What a ninny!

Oh and on a side note.. Stun said something hiliarious to me on the phone last night so I'll just throw it out there and see what the reaction is.

"The one eyed purple yogurt slinger"

I'm sorry, it's immature but if you had heard the context in which it was used, it made me laugh till I cried and my stomach hurt from laughing so much.