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[Soulpieced]

Ok, I had an argument with a number of people over this.

After going #2, do you wipe standing up, or sitting down?

I sit.

[Jenisi]

wtf????

[Praefection]

Yes this is the best place for us to talk about bodily functions. Right.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The real question is... after you wipe, do you look?

edit: And I sit

[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[MaryJane]

OR.. do you wipe at all?

OK why in the hell would anyone stand anyway?!

[Edited on 1-12-2004 by MaryJane]

[Sean]

SIT

[The Cat In The Hat]

When I went to bed this was the PC... Did we merge with Klaive's crappy site while I was away??

Cat

[Edaarin]

I'm trying to figure out if you actually started this topic SP.

I've had some stupid arguments, but the only one that comes close was when I was a sophomore in high school and this girl didn't believe me when I said guys don't talk in the bathroom. We asked a bunch of other guys, and most of them agreed with me that you give a nod of recognition and maybe a "wzup" and nothing more. Except for my buddy Jason, when asked if he talked to other guys his face lights up and he goes "All the time!"

[Xcalibur]

I hate that girls usualy come and annoys you when you're doing the #2 as you'Re saying.

They come, make-up themselves, talk to you as if you were just looking at the wall..

Fact is, i hate doing #2, i hated it so much before, that I was taking a bath everytime I was doing it (every 2 days, so was less problematic)

I don't look at the paper, by the way. 99.9% there is nothing anyway (if yours if full, there is a problem, i think)) :lol:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think that talking in a mens room gives opportunity for the buttstank to settle on your teeth. People talking in the john give me stage fright and I gotta concentrate to take a leak.

[AnticorRifling]

Nothing can give me stage fright, when it's time it's time and you can't stop it.

And to answer the question posed by SP and his morbid curiosity. I sit.

[Bewitchindryad25]

Okay .. I am seriously traumatized now. I'm sending you the bill for this Soulpieced. :(

[Drew2]

I USE A BIDETTE. :D

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Tayre
I USE A BIDETTE. :D

as a waterfountain.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Neff

Originally posted by Tayre
I USE A BIDETTE. :D

as a waterfountain.

Lmfao. I bet half the people here don't even know what one is.

And yeah, Soupie... WTF?!

[J-Tech]

A bidette is a stream of water that shoots from inside your toilet to clean ya back side when your done using the facility.

-John

[Moist Happenings]

I see somebody's been watching Crocodile Dundee 2: The search for more money.

:P

[MaryJane]

My grandmother had a bidette in her bathroom. I used to think it was fun to see how far the water would spray up.

[Drew2]

I only know what a bidette is because when I was a rich little kid growing up the family down the street had one in their bathrooms. I remember one was shaped like a sunflower.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tayre
I only know what a bidette is because when I was a rich little kid growing up the family down the street had one in their bathrooms. I remember one was shaped like a sunflower.

Did you have one shaped like a sombrero?

[Moist Happenings]

My family was really rich when I was growing up, but I never saw one until I saw Crocodile Dundee 2. Then I saw a real one at the W in nyork.

[Hips]

Originally posted by MaryJane
My grandmother had a bidette in her bathroom. I used to think it was fun to see how far the water would spray up.

Heh... when I went to Switzerland, the hotel place we stayed at had them in the bathrooms... the idiot boys played with them the entire week we stayed there. :rolleyes:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
The real question is... after you wipe, do you look?

edit: And I sit

[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Are you saying you don't look? Tell me then.. how do you know you got it all off?

PS-I sit

[Snapp]

Standing up.. guess I'm a freak.

Well snapp, I think that would be an apt description of you compared to everyone else who has posted..if you know what i mean..

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Are you saying you don't look? Tell me then.. how do you know you got it all off?

PS-I sit

Of course I look, want to make sure its the right color and no funny stuff came out...

[CrystalTears]

::twitches, slaps her right hand for clicking on this thread, then stammers away::

[Jolena]

This has to be a new low.. and I knew what a bidette is..it's not like it's a really uncommon thing I don't think. And I refuse to discuss whether I sit stand or look, thank you.

[CrystalTears]

And it's bidet, by the way.

[Drew2]

STFU TAYRE.

I think it is spelled both ways however. I saw "bidette" on a bathroom supply store, however the Dictionary likes bidet.

[Edited on 1-13-2004 by Tayre]

[CrystalTears]

It's both then, because the dictionary doesn't even recognize bidette. Oh well.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Jolena
And I refuse to discuss whether I sit stand or look, thank you.

Don't worry. I like to pretend girls don't do that anyway.

[DianaBanana]

This is a scary conversation. Freaks. hehe :yes:

[Xcalibur]

Since i'm french speaking and Bidet is in french, I'll add my 2 cents.

It's bidet, not bidette. Bidette doesn't exist.

[Wezas]

Looks like they use "Bidette" down under:

http://www.caroma.com.au/products/data/bid/vintage_bidette/main.htm

http://www.parisi.com.au/bathroom/flute%20bidette.html

http://www.heirloom.co.nz/imperialset.asp?c=Bidettes

[Moist Happenings]

That doesn't prove anything X. Adredrin speaks english but he can't spell for his life. :P

[Xcalibur]

Bidette is not a french word then.

Maybe Italian, spanish, english, but not french.

Neff: I know, I thought it was a pure french term. My mistake.

Bidet
n.m. (masculine noun)
(de l'anc. français «bidder» (trotter)

2. Apparaeil sanitaire bas, fixe ou mobile dont la cuvette sert aux ablutions intimes.



[Edited on 13-1-04 by Xcalibur]

[Mint]

Soulpieced, since you're now a staff member, do you have like a quota of threads you're required to start? Cause this is just sick. LOL

[longshot]

Many of the toliets in Japan come equipped with bidets. You push a button, and this little arm comes out and shoots water in your ass. You can adjust the strength and spray of the water as well.

Push another button, and a little dryer comes out to dry your ass.

Many toliets have a faucet on the back. The clean water that comes into the basin runs through this faucet so you can wash your hands and not waste water. I have a little penguin attached to the end, so that when the water flows through it, the arms wave.

Many toilets also have a button for ambient noise so when you really have to blow it up you can cover it with a running water noise.

Heated seats, built in automatic air fresheners,.. Japanese toilets rule.

And to answer the orignal question, I kneel to wipe my ass.

[crazymage]

You're supposed to wipe?

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by crazymage
You're supposed to wipe?

:barf: