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Khariz
08-15-2008, 02:43 PM
Gonna dedicate this thread to logs of frying in less than one minute:

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[Warcamp, Outside]
A great hut stands within a clearing unto itself in the encampment of the Grimswarm. Twin red and black banner poles flank its entrance, while bodies lashed to the walls with cords of leather decorate its exterior. Pale grey curls of smoke drift from the top of the hut, spiraling towards the smoke haze above the warcamp. Next to the hut, suspended upside down on a wood rack is the rotting corpse of a troll, pierced through the heart with a massive boar spear. You also see a Grimswarm orc guard.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, southwest
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A Grimswarm orc guard just arrived.
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A Grimswarm orc guard lets loose a roar of alarm at the top of his lungs, no doubt rousing the entire warcamp!
A Grimswarm orc hunter rushes in!
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>ber
Everything around you turns red as you work yourself into a berserker's rage!
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You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc hunter!
The orc hunter evades the attack by inches!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
The orc guard gracefully avoids the attack!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +407 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +19 = +263
... and hit for 109 points of damage!
Shield arm removed at the shoulder!
The orc guard is stunned!
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A Grimswarm orc hunter removes a plain wooden arrow from in his quiver.
A Grimswarm orc hunter fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
AS: +531 vs DS: +459 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +2 = +94
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc hunter.
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.
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A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +439 vs DS: +454 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +8 = +12
A clean miss.
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A Grimswarm orc guard just arrived.
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You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
Amazingly, the orc guard manages to block the attack with her shield!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc hunter!
AS: +607 vs DS: +326 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +89 = +408
... and hit for 161 points of damage!
Left hand severed at the wrist!
The hunter's long bow falls to the ground.
The orc hunter is stunned!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +240 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +67 = +469
... and hit for 146 points of damage!
Awesome shot collapses a lung!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
Unable to focus clearly, the orc guard blindly blocks the attack!
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A Grimswarm orc hunter throws his head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
A Grimswarm orc hunter swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +416 vs DS: +454 with AvD: -23 + d100 roll: +99 = +38
A clean miss.
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A Grimswarm orc healer strides in, glowering upon the scene.
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A Grimswarm orc guard just arrived.
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[Roll result: 163 (open d100: 90)]
A Grimswarm orc guard charges towards you and attempts a headbutt!
A Grimswarm orc guard slams his head into you!
As a Grimswarm orc guard's full plate connects with your rolaren battle plate, it emits an awful ringing sound that throws you off balance a bit.
... 5 points of damage!
You hear a buzzing in your ears from that blow!
Roundtime: 4 sec.
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A Grimswarm orc guard gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
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A Grimswarm orc guard throws his head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
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You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +482 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +35 = +204
... and hit for 119 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through the orc guard's back, taking the spine with it.
The orc guard falls to the ground and dies.
The translucent sphere fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
A luminescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The orc guard no longer bristles with energy.
A Grimswarm orc guard glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a Grimswarm orc guard suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
A Grimswarm orc guard seems a bit less imposing.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc healer!
AS: +607 vs DS: +470 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +45 = +226
... and hit for 84 points of damage!
Right leg ripped from socket at the knee!
A Grimswarm orc healer falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
The orc healer is stunned!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +617 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +87 = +121
... and hit for 24 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of the orc guard's right leg with that one.
The orc guard is stunned!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc hunter!
AS: +607 vs DS: +346 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +86 = +385
... and hit for 146 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
The orc hunter falls to the ground and dies.
A Grimswarm orc hunter returns to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc hunter.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +228 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +8 = +422
... and hit for 114 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
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A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +409 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +70 = +58
A clean miss.
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A Grimswarm orc guard throws her head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
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A Grimswarm orc guard gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
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You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc healer!
AS: +607 vs DS: +401 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +93 = +343
... and hit for 178 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through the orc healer's back, taking the spine with it.
The orc healer rolls over and dies.
The mote of white light next to a Grimswarm orc healer disappears.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm orc healer.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc healer.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc healer.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm orc healer.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc healer.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm orc healer.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +616 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +60 = +95
A clean miss.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
By amazing chance, the orc guard evades the attack!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +339 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +64 = +376
... and hit for 147 points of damage!
Right hand severed at the wrist!
The guard's rune staff falls to the ground.
The orc guard is stunned!
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In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, a Grimswarm orc guard engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +409 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +42 = +30
A clean miss.

A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +409 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +57 = +45
A clean miss.

A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +409 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +34 = +22
A clean miss.

A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +409 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +29 = +17
A clean miss.

A Grimswarm orc guard swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +409 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +33 = +21
A clean miss.

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A Grimswarm orc guard gestures at you!
You notice a small cloud form above you.
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A Grimswarm orc guard throws his head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
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You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +92 = +153
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Blast to hand reduces it to pulp!
The orc guard is stunned!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +208 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +7 = +441
... and hit for 134 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending right leg flying.
A Grimswarm orc guard falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
The orc guard rolls over and dies.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +308 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +91 = +434
... and hit for 167 points of damage!
Knocked sideways several feet by blow to back.
The orc guard falls to the ground and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
A Grimswarm orc guard seems a bit less imposing.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
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A Grimswarm orc guard throws her head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
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You spin around looking for something to attack!
You assault a Grimswarm orc guard with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
With no room to spare, the orc guard blocks the attack with her reinforced shield!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
Amazingly, the orc guard manages to block the attack with her shield!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +54 = +115
... and hit for 21 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of the orc guard's left leg with that one.
The orc guard is stunned!
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A Grimswarm orc guard throws her head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
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You notice the storm cloud begin to churn rapidly!
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You assault a Grimswarm orc guard with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +580 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +7 = +78
A clean miss.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +580 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +23 = +94
A clean miss.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +580 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +49 = +120
... and hit for 24 points of damage!
Respectable shot to the back.
The orc guard is stunned!
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You assault a Grimswarm orc guard with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +560 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +97 = +188
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Right leg mangled horribly.
The orc guard is knocked to the ground!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +523 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +20 = +148
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending weapon arm flying.
The guard's katar falls to the ground.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +523 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +100 = +228
... and hit for 79 points of damage!
Left arm ripped from socket at the elbow!
The guard's reinforced shield falls to the ground.
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The storm cloud begins to build into a thunderhead!
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A Grimswarm orc hunter decays into compost.
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A Grimswarm orc guard decays into compost.
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A Grimswarm orc guard struggles to rise but fails in the attempt.
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You assault a Grimswarm orc guard with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +447 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +46 = +250
... and hit for 94 points of damage!
Right leg ripped from socket at the knee!
The orc guard rolls over and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The brilliant aura fades away from a Grimswarm orc guard.
A Grimswarm orc guard loses its focused look.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
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A Grimswarm orc healer decays into compost.
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A quiet wind disperses the dark cloud.
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A Grimswarm orc archer rushes in!
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You spin around looking for something to attack!
You assault a Grimswarm orc archer with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc archer!
The orc archer dodges just in the nick of time!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc archer!
The orc archer dodges just in the nick of time!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc archer!
AS: +607 vs DS: +476 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +85 = +254
... and hit for 130 points of damage!
Massive blow punches a hole through the orc archer's chest!
The orc archer is stunned!
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A Grimswarm orc guard decays into compost.
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A Grimswarm orc guard decays into compost.
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There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace you wear.
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A Grimswarm orc archer throws her head back and roars, shaking off the stun!
A Grimswarm orc archer removes a plain wooden arrow from in her quiver.
A Grimswarm orc archer fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
AS: +441 vs DS: +444 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +61 = +78
A clean miss.
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.
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You assault a Grimswarm orc archer with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc archer!
AS: +607 vs DS: +368 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +67 = +344
... and hit for 139 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending weapon arm flying.
The orc archer is stunned!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc archer!
AS: +607 vs DS: +324 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +69 = +390
... and hit for 183 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The orc archer falls to the ground and dies.
>stop
>loot
The redness fades from the world and you begin to breathe harder.
>loot
You search the orc archer.
You discard the archer's useless equipment.
She had 319 silvers on her.
You gather the remaining 319 coins.
She had nothing else of value.
A Grimswarm orc archer decays into compost.
>loot
>loot
You search the orc guard.
You discard the guard's useless equipment.
She had 222 silvers on her.
You gather the remaining 222 coins.
She had nothing else of value.
A Grimswarm orc guard decays into compost.
>loot
Could not find a valid target to loot.
>loot
Could not find a valid target to loot.
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Could not find a valid target to loot.
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Could not find a valid target to loot.