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Bobmuhthol
01-09-2004, 10:36 PM
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Tayvin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Tayvin gestures.
A scintillating light surrounds Tayvin's hands.
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Rhys bashes the silver chest with his sturdy brick.
Suddenly, you hear a buzzing noise coming from within an engraved silver chest. Something darts out of the chest and settles at the lock opening! A tiny insect with a glimmering opalescent shell flutters there momentarily, then opens its wings and faces Rhys!

A glimmering opalescent scarab releases a radiant burst of energy towards Rhys!
CS: +464 - TD: +250 + CvA: -21 + d100: +60 == +253
Warding failed!
Rhys is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
... and hits for 49 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Back bursts into a spectacular display of flames. Bet it hurts too.
He is stunned!
... 5 points of damage!
Brrrr! That was a good hit to the left leg! Knocked Rhys silly.
... 50 points of damage!
Powerful blast reduces Rhys to a smoldering pile of ash!

* Rhys drops dead at your feet!


* Rhys was just vaporized!

Chittering noisily, the opalescent scarab disappears once more into the chest.
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* Rhys just bit the dust!
>'Bye.
You say, "Bye."
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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Tayvin says, "Eh."
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see an engraved silver chest, a white flask, a steel lockpick, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Candor, Tayvin, Cosgrave, Soleren, Soulpieced, the body of Rhys who is lying down, Dalish who is sitting
Obvious paths: south
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Candor just went south.
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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Soleren traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
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Tayvin removes a silver-veined dark golvern lockpick from in his lockpick case.
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Moristha just arrived.
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Tayvin settles into the difficult task of picking the lock on an engraved silver chest.
As Tayvin pokes around inside the lock, you hear a buzzing noise coming from within an engraved silver chest. Something darts out of the chest and settles at the lock opening! A tiny insect with a glimmering opalescent shell flutters there momentarily, then opens its wings and faces Tayvin!

A glimmering opalescent scarab releases a radiant burst of energy towards Tayvin!
CS: +458 - TD: +231 + CvA: +14 + d100: +12 - +40 == +213
Warding failed!
A glimmering opalescent scarab blasts Tayvin for 93 points of damage.
... 48 points of damage!
Right leg explodes into thousands of pieces!
Tayvin screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!

* Tayvin drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Tayvin.
Tayvin becomes solid again.
Tayvin glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The scintillating light fades from Tayvin's hands.
Chittering noisily, the opalescent scarab disappears once more into the chest.
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* Tayvin just bit the dust!
>'Bye.
Moristha put a silvered maoral flute in her black silk cloak.
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You say, "Bye."
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Great Lord Cntrille just arrived.
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Soleren's group just went south.
[A Quiet Path]
A stray breeze trails through from the north, carrying with it the scent of lavender and, oddly, grilled rolton. Though many might ponder this strange combination of fragrances, the truly remarkable aspect of this quiet path lies in the regal beauty of the ancient trees whose branches reach out overhead, offering welcome to all who pass. You also see a wooden shield, a roped-off clearing, a grey stone walkway and a shaded path.
Also here: Soulpieced, Soleren
Obvious paths: north, south
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Cosgrave just arrived.
>n
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see an engraved silver chest, a white flask, a steel lockpick, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Great Lord Cntrille, Moristha, the body of Tayvin who is lying down, the body of Rhys who is lying down, Dalish who is sitting
Obvious paths: south
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The ghostly voice of Rhys says, "Wel that was interesting."
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Cosgrave just arrived.
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The ghostly voice of Tayvin says, "I'm dead1."
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Falgrin just arrived.
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Cntrille just touched a turquoise Zelia amulet.
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Cntrille raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Cntrille gestures at Rhys.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Rhys, then fades into the body.
>exp
Level: 24 Deeds: 2
Experience: 680684 Deaths this level: 0
Exp. until next: 44316 Death Recovery: 0
Mental TPs: 25 Fame: 1958137
Physical TPs: 12 Mana: 21/21 max

Your mind is as clear as a bell.
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Soleren's group just arrived.
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Soleren's group just went south.
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Cntrille just touched a turquoise Zelia amulet.
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Cntrille raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Cntrille gestures at Tayvin.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Tayvin, then fades into the body.
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Dalish says, "So we see."
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Eahlstan's group just arrived.
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Falgrin asks, "Wha 'appened?"
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Soleren's group just arrived.
>'Eh.. I'm feeling stupid.
You say, "Eh.. I'm feeling stupid."
>wt draw
Quick as an arrow in flight, you snatch a claidhmore from your harness and brandish it.
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see an engraved silver chest, a white flask, a steel lockpick, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Soulpieced, Soleren, Yviara, Eahlstan, Falgrin, Cosgrave, Great Lord Cntrille, Moristha, the body of Tayvin who is lying down, the body of Rhys who is lying down, Dalish who is sitting
Obvious paths: south
>bash chest
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You bash at the silver chest with your claidhmore.
Splinters fly as you hit it for 28 points of damage!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Suddenly, you hear a buzzing noise coming from within an engraved silver chest. Something darts out of the chest and settles at the lock opening! A tiny insect with a glimmering opalescent shell flutters there momentarily, then opens its wings and faces you!

A glimmering opalescent scarab releases a radiant burst of energy towards you!

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Blow shatters knee and severs lower leg!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!
... hits for 39 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen skewers you quite nicely!
The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
Chittering noisily, the opalescent scarab disappears once more into the chest.
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* Bobmuhthol just bit the dust!
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Soleren's group just went south.
>'Hehe
You say, "Hehe."
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Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-09-2004, 10:45 PM
I coulda picked that

Fallen
01-09-2004, 11:14 PM
Shouldnt the heading of this thread read "Why Bobmuthol is so stupid?" What did HS do to deserve such a slanderous label?

Shalla
01-09-2004, 11:19 PM
For allowing Bobmuthol in.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-09-2004, 11:20 PM
Don't wanna start a new thread. The lengths I will go to kill a thief. He tried to steal from me after I died from the box.

[Land Tower East, Office]
The ground floor of this guard tower appears to be some kind of office. A single guard sits behind one of the desks reviewing some paperwork. A small wood stove in the corner provides heat to the room. You also see the Nadrena disk, a grey wolf that is sitting, the Izadriel disk, a emaciated bone white imp, a large wastebasket and some wooden steps.
Also here: Nadrena who is sitting, Candor who is sitting, Florra who is sitting, Lord Tazeros, Lord Izadriel who is sitting, Stollok who is sitting, Kaiphos
Obvious exits: out

You are visible again.
You gesture at Candor.
CS: +310 - TD: +15 + CvA: +17 + d100: +71 - +30 == +353
Warding failed!
A wispy hand of air reaches toward Candor and grasps him tightly. The hand squeezes hard, snatching the breath from his lungs.
Candor is stunned.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Izadriel just opened an ethereally pale spidersilk haversack.
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Izadriel removes a piece of amber from in his thanot chest.
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Izadriel put a piece of amber in his pale spidersilk haversack.
>hide
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Roundtime: 7 sec.
You see Nadrena turn her head in your direction as you hide.
You see Candor turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You see Florra turn her head in your direction as you hide.
You see Izadriel turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You see Stollok turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, but don't feel very confident about your success.

HR>stalk candor
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You move into position to stalk Candor when he moves.

You remove a small silver medallion from in your lockpick case.
J>
Zimzum gestures at Candor.
Nothing happens.

Florra gathers the remaining coins from inside her maoral strongbox.
J>
You hang a small silver medallion around your neck.

You rub a small silver medallion.
1d100: 49 + Modifiers: 191 == 240

Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a rolton, a floating black eye that is flying around, a wooden shield, a grey cat that is sitting, some light leather, a wooden shield, a rush cheetah, a short sword, a wooden shield, some light leather, a short sword, a massive wheeled tower and a Wayside Inn.
Also here: a stunned Candor who is sitting, Dayne
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

JR>
A rolton tries to bite Candor!
AS: +36 vs DS: -24 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +10 = +102
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Hit glances off Candor's hip.

J>rub med
You rub a small silver medallion.
1d100: 94 + Modifiers: 191 == 285

Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Lower Dragonsclaw, Forest]
Modwir trees predominate this section of forest, as though the oak, satisfied with its allotted space, has made room for the tall pines. You also see a spotted gak, a rolton, some light leather, a wooden shield, a wooden shield, a short sword and a short sword.
Also here: a stunned Candor who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
J>
You feel weak-kneed and that last meal doesn't sit well.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
JR>
You feel weak-kneed and that last meal doesn't sit well.
Roundtime: 12 sec.
JR>
A grey wolf pads into the area.
JR>

[Xorsha (subdued)] "Buying a bunch of gold rings, ttm if ye gots some"
JR>l
A spotted gak charges at Candor with its tusk!
AS: +48 vs DS: -12 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +69 = +169
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Crushing blow crumples Candor's nose!
JR>
[Lower Dragonsclaw, Forest]
Modwir trees predominate this section of forest, as though the oak, satisfied with its allotted space, has made room for the tall pines. You also see a grey wolf, a spotted gak, a rolton, some light leather, a wooden shield, a wooden shield, a short sword and a short sword.
Also here: a stunned Candor who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest

JR>
You recover somewhat from your nausea.
JR>
You are completely overtaken by a sense of vertigo. Try as you might, you are unable to focus on any single object or person. The world around you spins in a disarray of lights and color!
Roundtime: 23 sec.
PJR>
A spotted gak charges at Candor with its tusk!
AS: +48 vs DS: -19 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +62 = +169
... and hits for 32 points of damage!
Shot to the neck scrapes away skin.
Some nasty bleeding.

* Candor drops dead at your feet!

I are god

Kitsun
01-09-2004, 11:32 PM
Everyone and their mother has killed Candor. Its insane to see the lengths people will go to just to see him eat dirt.

Ardwen
01-10-2004, 12:52 AM
A huge half ogre stomps in and glances at Rhys. He shrugs and then winds up and punches him in the chest and rips his heart out. Rhys blanches and then falls over dead.

* Rhys drops dead at your feet!


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