Awesome Mstrikes

[Khariz]

I'll start off the show:

You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc wizard!
AS: +587 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +55 = +476
A layer of shifting stone shatters!
... and hit for 229 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The orc wizard falls to the ground and dies.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Grimswarm orc wizard.
A Grimswarm orc wizard glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc wizard.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc wizard.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +587 vs DS: +463 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +17 = +179
... and hit for 64 points of damage!
Right leg ripped from socket at the knee!
A Grimswarm orc guard falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
The orc guard rolls over and dies.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
A Grimswarm orc guard seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A Grimswarm orc guard seems to lose some internal strength.
The air about a Grimswarm orc guard stops shimmering.
A Grimswarm orc guard loses a thorny barrier.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc empath!
AS: +587 vs DS: +126 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +28 = +533
... and hit for 244 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The orc empath falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc empath.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc empath.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc empath.
A Grimswarm orc empath loses its focused look.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc ranger!
AS: +587 vs DS: +249 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +9 = +385
... and hit for 161 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending left leg flying.
A Grimswarm orc ranger falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
The orc ranger rolls over and dies.
The light blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm orc ranger.
A Grimswarm orc ranger seems to lose some internal strength.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc ranger!
AS: +587 vs DS: +239 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +62 = +448
... and hit for 178 points of damage!
Blow ruptures the stomach!
The orc ranger rolls over and dies.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
A Grimswarm orc ranger returns to normal color.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm orc ranger.

[Ulkov]

You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a perfect crimson steel morning-star at a Grimswarm giant wizard!
AS: +413 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +58 = +278
... and hit for 118 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.

[You have completed your current society task.]
[You have earned 40 recognition points.]
The giant wizard rolls over and dies.
The translucent sphere fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
You swing a perfect crimson steel morning-star at a Grimswarm giant wizard!
AS: +413 vs DS: +232 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +84 = +302
... and hit for 108 points of damage!
Weapon arm removed at the shoulder!
The wizard's rune staff falls to the ground.
The giant wizard is stunned!
You swing a perfect crimson steel morning-star at a Grimswarm giant mage!
AS: +413 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +71 = +425
... and hit for 163 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.

[Khariz]

R>mst
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +542 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +14 = +188
... and hit for 63 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The siren twitches several times before dying.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +542 vs DS: +350 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +61 = +291
... and hit for 131 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on his face before expiring.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting a triton radical begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A white glow rushes away from a triton radical.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a triton radical.
The brilliant aura fades away from a triton radical.
The very powerful look leaves a triton radical.
The white light leaves a triton radical.
The warm glow fades from around a triton radical.
A triton radical seems slightly different.

Your flurry of strikes leaves you off-balance and out of position.

[Khariz]

You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc scourge!
AS: +607 vs DS: +337 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +19 = +333
... and hit for 174 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the orc scourge's insides to outsides!
The orc scourge falls to the ground and dies.
The mote of white light next to a Grimswarm orc scourge disappears.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc scourge.
A Grimswarm orc scourge loses its focused look.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm orc scourge.
A Grimswarm orc scourge appears less confident.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc wizard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +261 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +38 = +428
... and hit for 174 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending shield arm flying.
The orc wizard falls to the ground and dies.
The orc wizard no longer bristles with energy.
A Grimswarm orc wizard seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc wizard.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc wizard.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc warrior!
AS: +607 vs DS: +253 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +63 = +452
... and hit for 157 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
The orc warrior falls to the ground and dies.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +341 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +30 = +334
... and hit for 169 points of damage!
Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives the orc guard's heart out the back.
The orc guard falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
A Grimswarm orc guard returns to normal color.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +372 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +93 = +366
... and hit for 138 points of damage!
Lucky shot severs right hand and sends it flying.
The orc guard is stunned!

[Khariz]

R>mst
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton combatant!
AS: +558 vs DS: +287 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +72 = +378
... and hit for 146 points of damage!
Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives the triton combatant's heart out the back.
The triton combatant collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +558 vs DS: +364 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +75 = +301
... and hit for 186 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the siren's insides to outsides!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.

Your flurry of strikes leaves you off-balance and out of position.

[Khariz]

You spin around looking for something to attack!
You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc scourge!
AS: +591 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +83 = +444
... and hit for 190 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
The orc scourge falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The brilliant aura fades away from a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc scourge.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm orc scourge.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc ranger!
AS: +591 vs DS: +329 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +40 = +340
... and hit for 172 points of damage!
Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives the orc ranger's heart out the back.
The orc ranger falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
A Grimswarm orc ranger seems to lose some dexterity.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm orc ranger.
A Grimswarm orc ranger seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A Grimswarm orc ranger seems to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc cleric!
AS: +591 vs DS: +321 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +52 = +356
... and hit for 140 points of damage!
Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
Neck sinks into shoulders.
The orc cleric falls to the ground and dies.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm orc cleric.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc cleric.
!>

[Warriorbird]

You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll dissembler!
AS: +404 vs DS: +273 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +51 = +219
... and hit for 112 points of damage!
Incredible strike pierces heart and runs the troll dissembler clean through!
[You have earned 100 recognition points.]
The troll dissembler falls to the ground and dies.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm troll dissembler.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a Grimswarm troll dissembler, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll dissembler.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm troll dissembler.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll dissembler.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll hunter!
The troll hunter gracefully avoids the attack!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll ranger!
AS: +404 vs DS: +202 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +4 = +239
... and hit for 116 points of damage!
Awesome shot skewers skull! The troll ranger blinks once and falls quite dead!
[You have earned 65 recognition points.]
The troll ranger rolls over and dies.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm troll ranger.
The air about a Grimswarm troll ranger stops shimmering.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll scourge!
AS: +404 vs DS: +195 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +24 = +268
... and hit for 153 points of damage!
Massive blow punches a hole through the troll scourge's chest!
[You have earned 100 recognition points.]
The troll scourge falls to the ground and dies.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll scourge.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm troll scourge.
A Grimswarm troll scourge appears less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll scourge.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll scourge.
The dim aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll scourge.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll sniper!
The troll sniper dodges just in the nick of time!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll ranger!
AS: +404 vs DS: +187 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +3 = +253
... and hit for 124 points of damage!
Beautiful shot pierces both lungs, the troll ranger makes a wheezing noise, and drops dead!
[You have earned 95 recognition points.]
The troll ranger rolls over and dies.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm troll ranger.
A Grimswarm troll ranger seems to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll ranger.
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.

[Khariz]

Hell yes! That's what I'm missing. Some awesome as fuck polearm logs! More!

[Khariz]

You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc hunter!
AS: +607 vs DS: +372 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +83 = +356
... and hit for 149 points of damage!
Weapon arm removed at the shoulder!
The hunter's katar falls to the ground.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc elementalist!
AS: +607 vs DS: +329 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +39 = +361
... and hit for 186 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through the orc elementalist's back, taking the spine with it.
The orc elementalist falls to the ground and dies.
A Grimswarm orc elementalist glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc elementalist.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc elementalist.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +245 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +81 = +478
... and hit for 179 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the orc guard's insides to outsides!
The orc guard falls to the ground and dies.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc ranger!
AS: +607 vs DS: +336 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +12 = +321
... and hit for 159 points of damage!
Massive blow punches a hole through the orc ranger's chest!
The orc ranger falls to the ground and dies.
A Grimswarm orc ranger loses a thorny barrier.
A Grimswarm orc ranger returns to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm orc ranger.
A Grimswarm orc ranger seems to lose some internal strength.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc guard!
AS: +607 vs DS: +503 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +68 = +207
... and hit for 68 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the orc guard's neck is broken in several places.
The orc guard falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc guard.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm orc guard.
The brilliant aura fades away from a Grimswarm orc guard.
A Grimswarm orc guard loses its focused look

[Khariz]

>mst
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +543 vs DS: +405 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +93 = +263
... and hit for 150 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +543 vs DS: +389 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +90 = +276
... and hit for 122 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the siren's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +543 vs DS: +338 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +93 = +336
... and hit for 125 points of damage!
Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
Neck sinks into shoulders.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting a triton radical begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A white glow rushes away from a triton radical.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a triton radical.
The brilliant aura fades away from a triton radical.
The very powerful look leaves a triton radical.
The white light leaves a triton radical.
The warm glow fades from around a triton radical.

Your flurry of strikes leaves you off-balance and out of position.

[Khariz]

R>mst
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +558 vs DS: +350 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +44 = +290
... and hit for 131 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting a triton radical begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A white glow rushes away from a triton radical.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a triton radical.
The brilliant aura fades away from a triton radical.
The very powerful look leaves a triton radical.
The white light leaves a triton radical.
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +558 vs DS: +439 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +77 = +228
... and hit for 120 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.

Your flurry of strikes leaves you off-balance and out of position.

[Warriorbird]

You rage across the battlefield, striking with unrelenting fury!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +394 vs DS: +279 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +24 = +177
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Nailed in lower back!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll wizard!
AS: +394 vs DS: +150 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +38 = +321
... and hit for 137 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!
The wizard's katar falls to the ground.
[You have earned 45 recognition points.]
The troll wizard rolls over and dies.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm troll wizard.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a Grimswarm troll wizard suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll scout!
AS: +394 vs DS: +110 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +62 = +381
... and hit for 195 points of damage!
Beautiful shot pierces both lungs, the troll scout makes a wheezing noise, and drops dead!
[You have earned 85 recognition points.]
The troll scout rolls over and dies.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll cleric!
AS: +394 vs DS: +172 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +69 = +330
... and hit for 147 points of damage!
Strike clean through neck, what a shot! Good form!
[You have earned 55 recognition points.]
The troll cleric rolls over and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
A Grimswarm troll cleric seems slightly different.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
A white glow rushes away from a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dim aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The light blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
All of a sudden, a Grimswarm troll warrior rolls hard to his side, and then leaps to his feet!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll warrior!
AS: +394 vs DS: +140 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +19 = +306
... and hit for 133 points of damage!
Left leg mangled horribly.
A Grimswarm troll warrior falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
[You have earned 65 recognition points.]
The troll warrior rolls over and dies.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a Grimswarm troll fighter!
AS: +394 vs DS: +91 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +9 = +357
... and hit for 152 points of damage!
Incredible shot clean through the throat severs the spine!
[You have earned 85 recognition points.]
The troll fighter rolls over and dies.
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.

[sohel02]

The orc empath falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc empath.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc empath.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm orc empath.
A Grimswarm orc empath loses its focused look.

[Khariz]

Bots can now copy and paste text from the thread? Wow.

[Loyrl]

You swing a birch-hafted gornar-spiked maul at a stone giant!
AS: +344 vs DS: +145 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +79 = +314
... and hit for 81 points of damage!
Right kneecap smashed into pulp.
The stone giant is knocked to the ground!
The stone giant is stunned!
You swing a birch-hafted gornar-spiked maul at a stone giant!
AS: +344 vs DS: +90 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +67 = +357
... and hit for 92 points of damage!
Blow to chest causes the stone giant's heart to skip a beat.

** Your gornar-spiked maul releases a blast of vibrating energy! **

... 60 points of damage!
Hard strike removes the right eye and a goodly bit of skull!
The stone giant rumbles in agony and goes still.
A stone giant seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The air about a stone giant stops shimmering.

[Asha]

That was pretty seriously excellent, to be fair.

[SolitareConfinement]

Bots can now copy and paste text from the thread? Wow.

not that hard to do...parse the incoming data into a variable and just post %var and tada done

[Khariz]

Yeah, it just cracks me up. I don't read any boards but this and the official GS one, so I'm not up to speed on bot awesomeness.

[SolitareConfinement]

Yeah, it just cracks me up. I don't read any boards but this and the official GS one, so I'm not up to speed on bot awesomeness.

bots are smart these days. Coders at times are smart enough to make them hold a convo on boards and chat rooms now. all so some jackass will click the link they want. many can respond to their user ID and certain phrases/words will cause them to post. not ALL bots but some