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Widgets
08-11-2008, 07:04 PM
You reach out and take Sproink's hand, shaking it vigorously. You press your palm tightly to theirs, setting off your metal device!
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Jaedynn laughs!
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You exclaim, "Habbos!"
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You cackle!
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You carefully wind your metal device.
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Jadzara turns an inquisitive ear towards Sproink.
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Sproink gets a blank look on his face.
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Kreean ponders.
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As Kalzanin shakes his head, small flakes of ash fall slowly toward the ground.
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Sadrae laughs!
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Jaedynn snickers.
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You strut about.
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Sproink ponders.
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You throw back your head and laugh, slapping your knee in glee. A cloud of dust rises from your dark woolen trousers.
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Atpoe gives Treleane a lingering kiss.
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Kerrydwen says, "Uh oh."
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Sproink rummages through a spring-clasped backpack.
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Giltia mutters keel.
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You are now speaking Gnomish.
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Kalzanin asks, "Death? Funny tattoo? Boot?"
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Treleane gives Atpoe a lingering kiss.
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Speaking to Sproink, Mekion says, "No one will care if you kill him."
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Speaking in Gnomish to Sproink, you exclaim, "I comes in peace!"
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Asarious asks, "Bobblehead?"
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Baelog deeply says, "Here we go..."
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Starkly traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
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Starkly gestures at Ashkell.

A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Ashkell, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!

The pall of silence leaves Ashkell.
Dark red droplets seep out of Ashkell's skin and evaporate.
Ashkell becomes solid again.
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You frown.
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Atpoe just went south.
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Starkly traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
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Starkly gestures at Ashkell.

A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Ashkell, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!
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Ashkell asks, "Do you want me to kill the bees?"
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Ashkell peers quizzically at Sproink.
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Kerrydwen chuckles.
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Zimzum moves to stand in front of Giltia.
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Giltia exclaims, "Yes!"
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Sagoth says, "Seems like some wind would take care of it."
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Giltia exclaims, "And Zimzum!"
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You feel at full magical power again.
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Exitialis raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Exitialis gestures.
A sphere of pure white light appears above you.
A wispy tendril of pure magic reaches out to encircle Exitialis and those nearby.
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Bellaja leans against a door.
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Exitialis shifts his weight.
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Sproink removes a claidhmore from in his spring-clasped backpack.
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Ashkell peers quizzically at Sproink.
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Treleane's face turns slightly pale.
>rem robe
You work your way out of a floor-length black silk robe embroidered with silver threading, revealing the golvern scale mail underneath.
>rub mail
As you rub your mail, a scintillating purple aura engulfs you.
Invisibility (916) starts for 19m 59s.
You become invisible.
You feel the golvern scale mail drawing mana from you.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Roundtime: 3 sec.
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Agonous surveys his surroundings carefully.
IR>wear rob
You carefully work your way into a floor-length black silk robe embroidered with silver threading, layering it to conceal your golvern scale mail.
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You attempt to hum a merry little tune.
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Baelog chuckles.
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Jaedynn grins.
I>'Ya!
Speaking in Gnomish, you exclaim, "Ya!"
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Sproink searches around for a moment.
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Zimzum put an ugly Sproink doll in his V'tullian warcloak.
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Zimzum removes a bloodstained rolaren battle shield inset with a symbol of V'tull surrounded by sharp spikes from in his V'tullian warcloak.
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Speaking softly to Kalzanin, Treleane says, "You said this place wasn't dangerous."
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Sproink gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Sproink gestures.
Spell Invisibility (916) ended.
Sproink dispels your invisibility!

Speaking in Gnomish to Sproink, you say, "Sproinks gud sirs."
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Sproink swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +1018 vs DS: +355 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +49 = +740
... and hits for 282 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into your lungs.
Spell Spirit Shield (202) ended. [-10DS]
The dim aura fades from around you.
Spell Spirit Defense (103) ended. [-10DS]
The powerful look leaves you.
Spell Spirit Warding II (107) ended. [-25STD, -25BoltDS]
The deep blue glow leaves you.
Spell Spirit Warding I (101) ended. [-10STD, -10BoltDS]
The light blue glow leaves you.
Spell Elemental Defense III (414) ended. [-20DS, -15ETD]
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Thurfel's Ward (503) ended. [-20DS]
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Spell Strength (509) ended. [-15Str, -15PhysAS]
You feel your extra strength departing.
Spell Elemental Defense II (406) ended. [-10DS, -10ETD]
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Elemental Defense I (401) ended. [-5DS, -5ETD]
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 14 mins...
(If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Sproink.)

* Widgets just bit the dust!

Kalzanin grins at Treleane.

Kerrydwen whistles tunelessly to herself.

Zimzum says, "Splat."

As Jadzara shakes her head, small flakes of ash fall slowly toward the ground.

Telsas raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Styxa raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Sadrae exclaims, "Ouch!"

Methais stifles a yawn.

Telsas gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.

Lyllenyn smirks.

Exitialis adopts an agreeable expression.

Styxa gestures at you.
Nothing happens.

Kalzanin says, "Only dangerous to idgets."

Zimzum put a bloodstained rolaren battle shield inset with a symbol of V'tull surrounded by sharp spikes in his V'tullian warcloak.

Agonous gasps.

Sagoth says, "And ring up another happy customer."

Zimzum removes an ugly Sproink doll from in his V'tullian warcloak.

Treleane nods.

Zimzum put an ugly Sproink doll in his deer-skin pack.

Renowned Lord Methais's group just went through a door.

Kerrydwen grins at Sagoth.

Jaedynn pokes you to see if you'll move.

Renowned Lord Methais just stumbled in, flailing his arms wildly while trying to right himself!
A group of people follows him in, rolling their eyes and chortling.

Methais babbles something unintelligible.

You give a ghostly chortle.

You exclaim, "Methais dids it!"

Sproink picks up a sizeable needle and carefully dips it into a jar of ink.
With measured movements, he punctures your skin, driving the ink into the flesh.

The small bat circles lazily above.

As Methais shakes his head, small flakes of ash fall slowly toward the ground.

Methais says, "Wasn't me."

Methais carefully brushes the volcanic ash and soot off himself.

Treleane renews her songs.

Jaedynn blinks.

Methais carefully brushes the volcanic ash and soot off your clothing.

Sproink put a claidhmore in his spring-clasped backpack.

You exclaim, "Ya ya, always da old mage!"

Salencia says, "With sproink around it is always dangerous."

Kreean grins.

Kalzanin chuckles.

Baelog deeply says, "Killed him and tattooed him..."

Agonous glances between Sproink and yourself.

Speaking to Sproink, Treana asks, "Your dinner for later?"

Xaerve
08-11-2008, 07:54 PM
Some mage rapid fire 910'd him, was funny.

Methais
08-11-2008, 08:00 PM
And he still failed miserably. He tried to attack Sproink quite a few times. After I slept him and took all his mana, he came back with the rapid fire 910.

I somehow had auto-logging disabled but it basically went like this....

Ashkell rapid fires 910.

I stun him him.

Open a gate and drag him through.

Sproink launches a flare into the sky (111), says, "I wonder where it will land."

I then see in my familiar window....

A roaring ball of fire streaks through the air and strikes Ashkell!
... 60 points of damage!
Flames engulf body. Chest left a smoldering ruin.

* Ashkell drops dead at your feet!

Ashkell glances around, looking a bit less confident.
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* Ashkell just bit the dust!


PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 11ONEONEONEONEONEMO

Gnat
08-11-2008, 08:43 PM
Some mage rapid fire 910'd him, was funny.


And he still failed miserably. He tried to attack Sproink quite a few times. After I slept him and took all his mana, he came back with the rapid fire 910.

I somehow had auto-logging disabled but it basically went like this....

Ashkell rapid fires 910.

I stun him him.

Open a gate and drag him through.

Sproink launches a flare into the sky (111), says, "I wonder where it will land."

I then see in my familiar window....

A roaring ball of fire streaks through the air and strikes Ashkell!
... 60 points of damage!
Flames engulf body. Chest left a smoldering ruin.

* Ashkell drops dead at your feet!

Ashkell glances around, looking a bit less confident.
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* Ashkell just bit the dust!


PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 11ONEONEONEONEONEMO


Did you sell Ashkell Starkly or is he still yours?

BriarFox
08-11-2008, 08:52 PM
Props to Sproink for an inventive use of 111 and GM fireballs.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
08-11-2008, 09:09 PM
I like how everyone just kind of dodges the fact that Sproink's roleplay is nonexistant, and his character is nothing but a douchebag extension of the person behind it. Neat.

BriarFox
08-11-2008, 09:12 PM
He makes me shiny things.

Methais
08-11-2008, 09:14 PM
I like how everyone just kind of dodges the fact that Sproink's roleplay is nonexistant, and his character is nothing but a douchebag extension of the person behind it. Neat.

Which GM plays him anyway? I thought it was Khaladon but...obviously that's wrong.

Besides, RP is for women, pwnage is for men, and all women have periods.

But yeah his only gimmick seems to be his 57289057 AS and not much else.

Miss Ismurii
08-11-2008, 09:14 PM
His RP is not non-existant. Sometimes he doesn't like in this case, but he does RP. He's a grouchy ol' gnome. <3

Stanley Burrell
08-11-2008, 09:14 PM
There should be a general rule that the slut filth who accost this GM's merchant character shut their anus cavities in the up direction.

Slut filth harlot trash.

Stanley Burrell
08-11-2008, 09:15 PM
God I love saying slut filth.

Dirty slut filth. Make me sammich.

Widgets
08-11-2008, 09:24 PM
Hadlir is Sproink if I recall.

Methais
08-11-2008, 09:32 PM
Who the hell is Hadlir? Never heard of him. Therefore he doesn't exist.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
08-12-2008, 06:58 AM
Who the hell is Hadlir? Never heard of him. Therefore he doesn't exist.

As my previous post would imply, the answer to that is "a douchebag".

thefarmer
08-12-2008, 07:03 AM
Did he kill your cat or something?

Methais
08-12-2008, 11:53 AM
Did he kill your cat or something?

Tamral's not a GM.

CrystalTears
08-12-2008, 11:56 AM
Sproink picks up a sizeable needle and carefully dips it into a jar of ink.
With measured movements, he punctures your skin, driving the ink into the flesh.
So what tattoo did he give you?

Widgets
08-12-2008, 11:58 AM
He has a bruised and bloody rabbit tattoo on his neck