Brett Farve to the Jets! Official!

[SHAFT]

Holy shit! Never thought I'd see Brett Favre playing for the New York Jets. I like this a lot. Pennington sucks and Clemens seems like he needs more time. You bring in Favre and axe Pennington right away.

If Favre starts, it'll do wonders for Coles and Cotchery.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

This just in: Coles is on the market in my fantasy league! Woot woot. I just offered him in a trade with a couple pieces of junk HBs for Tomlinson, and I might just break the bank! *_*

(Said pieces of junk being Ahman Green and Kevin Jones)

Also offered TO up to a TO fanboy (user name T O MVP) for a completely unfair deal, so we'll see if either of the two owners are stupid enough to bite. Either way, I need to ship Coles out asap while the shock value is still there.

With that said, they probably aren't even a playoff team. The defense is slow, the receivers are slower than they were two years ago (when they were worth something) and Brad Smith wishes he was a Quarterback (and he really should be, god damnit). The man is like Mike Vick + accuracy and decision making, not to mention a larger frame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAoic_faot8&feature=related

[Tisket]

Isn't Farve like fifty years old?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Isn't Farve like fifty years old?

Close enough.

[Bregus]

Booo. I wanted to see a revenge game.

Jets wont see the playoffs.

[NocturnalRob]

Jets wont see the playoffs.

qft. i work in a group with 4 jets fans. they haven't stfu this morning, and just dropped about a grand apiece in tickets for the upcoming season.

when favre gets injured after the first couple games and is out with adult diaper rash for the rest of the season, i'm gonna fucking laugh.

[Parkbandit]

when favre gets injured after the first couple games and is out with adult diaper rash for the rest of the season, i'm gonna fucking laugh.

Yea.. that's the big knock on Favre all through his career. He's a pussy that is always injured and will sit out games when he's barely hurt.

I had to put that in italics because it might not occur to you that I was being sarcastic and making fun of how dumb you sound.

[RichardCranium]

Yeah, I think the Iron Man will definitely be starting every game for this season. Even next season if he decides to come back.

[NocturnalRob]

Yea.. that's the big knock on Favre all through his career. He's a pussy that is always injured and will sit out games when he's barely hurt.

I had to put that in italics because it might not occur to you that I was being sarcastic and making fun of how dumb you sound.

yeah, PB, because i'm the one that generally has issues recognizing when people are being sarcastic or joking around...

but in this case i wasn't. favre needs to go away and stop tainting a legacy.

oh, and eat a dick

[TheEschaton]

From the other thread:


The Bills look forward to stomping the crap out of old man Favre on a twice yearly basis, until he inevitably dies or hides in fear due to the sheer awesomeness of our pass rush.

-TheE-

[Stanley Burrell]

If I were a singing shark, I'd anounce it three times and tell everyone to suck my diiiick!!

Hell yeah.

[Parkbandit]

yeah, PB, because i'm the one that generally has issues recognizing when people are being sarcastic or joking around...

but in this case i wasn't. favre needs to go away and stop tainting a legacy.

oh, and eat a dick

So what you are saying is.. you don't know the definition of sarcasm is... because the post I quoted from you was either the worst sarcasm ever posted.. or you simply are ignorant of the definition of the word.

And I wouldn't want to take 'food' out of your mouth. No thanks.

[SHAFT]

If I were a singing shark, I'd anounce it three times and tell everyone to suck my diiiick!!

Hell yeah.

There can only be one.

[Tsa`ah]

There was a slight glimmer of hope for Bears fans ... but someone just shit stomped it.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

There was a slight glimmer of hope for Bears fans ... but someone just shit stomped it.

Stop that, everyone is supposed to think Kevin Jones can rush for 1500 yards and 15 TDs this season so I can trade him before kickoff! :(

[SHAFT]

Stop that, everyone is supposed to think Kevin Jones can rush for 1500 yards and 15 TDs this season so I can trade him before kickoff! :(

Haha, I just dropped him for Ahmad Bradshaw in a league. Jones might do something towards the end of the year. But then he'll go and break an ankle or tera an ACL. Its his MO.

[Apathy]

when favre gets injured after the first couple games and is out with adult diaper rash for the rest of the season, i'm gonna fucking laugh.

Obviously, you've never watched football for the last 17 years.

Please continue with your expert analysis. Is your first name Mort?

[Allereli]

LOL Favre already has a fatigued arm

[Galactic]

Man I am glad he didn't come to our team, Go vikes

He isnt tainting his stupid legacy, the guy just wants to play, so wo cares. Its going to make this season at least a little more interesting. I bet youll watch some jets games

[Mtenda]

http://fun.irq.dk/taint.jpg

[Allereli]

MY TAINT Have you seen it?

https://www.play.net/images/gs4/bestiary/11416.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

He's already bitching about being sore and feeling 38 yo.