Why GSGod hates me

[Ulkov]

!>
[You have survived the combat for five minutes. You may now walk out of the arena to complete your task.]
!>
You feel fully energetic again.
!>
A battle-scarred Grimswarm troll ranger's flesh wounds regenerate slowly.
A battle-scarred Grimswarm troll ranger gestures at you!
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
... hits for 33 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled left leg!
You are stunned for 1 round!
... hits for 34 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Shot knocks your head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!
[Since you were unable to leave the arena before dying, you will need to start your task over again.]
Spell Thurfel's Ward (503) ended. [-20DS]
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Spell Strength (509) ended. [-15Str, -15PhysAS]
You feel your extra strength departing.
Spell Elemental Defense III (414) ended. [-20DS, -15ETD]
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Spirit Defense (103) ended. [-10DS]
The powerful look leaves you.
Spell Spirit Warding II (107) ended. [-25STD, -25BoltDS]
The deep blue glow leaves you.
Spell Spirit Warding I (101) ended. [-10STD, -10BoltDS]
The light blue glow leaves you.
Spell Elemental Defense I (401) ended. [-5DS, -5ETD]
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Elemental Defense II (406) ended. [-10DS, -10ETD]
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Mass Blur (911) ended. [-20Dodging]
You become solid again.
It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...
You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!
>go gate
...departing in 16 mins...
A battle-scarred Grimswarm troll ranger bellows in victory, holding her katar aloft!




Oh my the WTF's I spammed to my buddies in IMs. Good times. Good. Times.

[Stunseed]

Learn your lesson. Don't fuck with Rangers.

[Ulkov]

:rofl:

[Warriorbird]

Much easier.

You assault a battle-scarred Grimswarm giant scout with an unrelenting fury!
All of a sudden, a battle-scarred Grimswarm giant scout rolls hard to his side, and then leaps to his feet!
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a battle-scarred Grimswarm giant scout!
AS: +368 vs DS: +236 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +84 = +249
... and hit for 92 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!
The scout's wooden shield falls to the ground.
You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a battle-scarred Grimswarm giant scout!
AS: +368 vs DS: +215 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +88 = +274
... and hit for 161 points of damage!
Massive blow punches a hole through the giant scout's chest!
[You have slain your opponent. You may now walk out of the arena to complete your task.]
The giant scout falls to the ground and dies.
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.

[Miss Ismurii]

You probably deserved it.

[Khariz]

Oh, he knows he deserved it, the bastard.

Kkeekekekekekekeekekekekek!

[Ulkov]

Oh yeah, deserve it I did.

Proof: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=34745 or http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=34695

10 or 20 trips like those, I'd say the swarm owed me one.

Also,



You thrust with a blue-black steel pike at a battle-scarred Grimswarm giant scout!


Yea, I WISH I was lucky enough to get a giant. But NOOO, they gave me a troll instead. The bunch of ass-hats.

[Renian]

lrn2script



waitfor [You have survived the combat for five minutes. You may now walk out of the arena to complete your task.]
put go gate

[Ulkov]

lrn2script

..........

If I had to script that I'd end my 14 year career in GS.

Besides I was in rt, script wouldn't have worked anyway.
:drool:


And Warriorbird had it right all along:

You assault a weathered Grimswarm orc cleric with an unrelenting fury!
You swing a perfect crimson steel morning-star at a weathered Grimswarm orc cleric!
AS: +348 vs DS: +217 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +78 = +245
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Right elbow smashed into a thousand pieces.
The cleric's rune staff falls to the ground.
[You have slain your opponent. You may now walk out of the arena to complete your task.]
The orc cleric falls to the ground and dies.


^^^ Much better approach.