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BriarFox
08-03-2008, 09:32 PM
(Posted this over in the Bad Names list by accident first.)

This was one of the more wunderbar exchanges I've ever had at the Dais ... :

After exchanging a few quips, Exitialis decides that he has no other response than to start calling me a retard and pretending he can't understand what I'm saying. Then he attempts to ward me with some spell, for a CS 100 below my self-spelled TD. He casts a lightning cloud. I glance at it, spike thorn him, and he dies.

I work out the matter with the judge and then head on back to the dais to tell him that lightning is a rather rude spell, and all he can do is call me a retard and swear to the high heavens that now no one will come and rescue my dead body (oh, noes! I is terrified). I quake in fear.

Speaking to Exitialis, you say, "I'm going to have to remember you. I'll give you a special place in my thoughts next to the memory of the town idiot in Baguka, who drank his own blood when he was thirsty."

...

After about ten minutes of nothing happening, this nonsense comes out of the blue:

Alyssea gestures at you.
The force of Alyssea's power warps the air as it surges toward you!
CS: +412 - TD: +351 + CvA: -9 + d100: +49 - -5 == +106
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around you, plunging inward to envelop your abdomen!
... 5 points of damage!
Blast creates interesting designs on torso, but little damage.
... 5 points of damage!
Blast creates interesting designs on torso, but little damage.
... 18 points of damage!
Torso skin and muscle disintegrate rapidly, providing an interior view.
So that's what a spleen looks like!
You are stunned for 1 round!
Cloudy tendrils creep outward from your abdomen before vanishing into your chest.
... 12 points of damage!
Wide segment of skin disappears from chest.
Cloudy tendrils writhe throughout your form, ravaging you for 3 points of damage!
!S>
A mischievous golden brown fox lunges her head forward and snaps her jaws shut where Alyssea's left leg was moments before. Alyssea was nearly bitten!


Alyssea gestures at you.
The force of Alyssea's power warps the air as it surges toward you!
CS: +412 - TD: +351 + CvA: -9 + d100: +76 - -5 == +133
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around you, plunging inward to envelop your head!
... 3 points of damage!
Poor strike removes hair from head, but little else.
... 10 points of damage!
Flesh stripped from both cheeks, leaving dimples. How cute.
... 25 points of damage!
Strike to cheek manages to remove the majority of your jaw!
Cloudy tendrils creep outward from your head before vanishing into your right eye.
... 15 points of damage!
Portions of eye socket turned to fine powder!
How irritating!
Cloudy tendrils writhe throughout your form, ravaging you for 16 points of damage!

!S>out
[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The northern corner of the court is relatively quiet, the low hum of conversation punctuated only by the occasional bursts of laughter emanating from the nearby dais. A row of monir trees delineates the curvature of the cobblestoned lane, their leafy boughs creating a peaceful resting spot. You also see a wooden barrel and a floating dais.
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
!>
Great Lord Exitialis just arrived.
!>
Exitialis utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
!>
Exitialis gestures at you.
You notice a small cloud form above you.

!>sw
[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The city's general store provides the backdrop for this bustling area of the court. A few patrons wander in and out of the stone building's front entrance, conversing jovially amongst themselves as they shop. Two city guardsmen stand watch outside the store.
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest
!>ne
[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The northern corner of the court is relatively quiet, the low hum of conversation punctuated only by the occasional bursts of laughter emanating from the nearby dais. A row of monir trees delineates the curvature of the cobblestoned lane, their leafy boughs creating a peaceful resting spot. You also see a churning cloud, a disheveled desert fox, a wooden barrel and a floating dais.
Also here: Great Lord Exitialis
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
!>
Exitialis traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Exitialis gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.


You notice the storm cloud begin to churn rapidly!
!>
Speaking in Elven, you say, "You are a coward to bar none."

After that nonsense, I head over to the fountain to chew some herbs, and then:

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.


Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

Great Lord Exitialis just arrived.
!>
Great Lord Exitialis just went northwest.
!>
The black cat sits down.
!>
Great Lord Exitialis just arrived.
!>
Exitialis says, "Run little girl."
!>
Exitialis says, "Run."
!>

Exitialis nods to you.
!>
Exitialis laughs!
!>
Great Lord Exitialis just went southeast.

----

Not only is this guy incompetent, idiotic, and cowardly, he's also a freaking hypocrite.

waywardgs
08-03-2008, 09:38 PM
You didn't kill him and drag his corpse through the mud?

BriarFox
08-03-2008, 09:42 PM
You didn't kill him and drag his corpse through the mud?

I'm not really that vindictive, and he's more amusing than dangerous. Besides, I already killed him once. ;)

Exit
08-03-2008, 09:48 PM
So your blaming me on what someone else did?

Your what 15+ levels over me, and i didn't run when you didn't ward me

but when someone got annoyed with your shit talkign in elven, and wards you, you run like a girl?

nice job

NocturnalRob
08-03-2008, 09:54 PM
fight, fight, fight, fight!!!

Tisket
08-03-2008, 09:55 PM
Bitchslap each other! You know you want to.

BriarFox
08-03-2008, 09:55 PM
So your blaming me on what someone else did?

Your what 15+ levels over me, and i didn't run when you didn't ward me

but when someone got annoyed with your shit talkign in elven, and wards you, you run like a girl?

nice job

I was hardly talking "shit." In fact, I didn't say a single rude thing, not that you'd know, since you don't speak Elven. Also, I think your actions, which I've rather clearly laid out, speak for themselves.

NocturnalRob
08-03-2008, 09:56 PM
oh man, it's so obvious that you guys totally like each other...

get a room, you two!!

Vesi
08-03-2008, 10:01 PM
Casting a cloud in a town is wrong. Period. And heaven forbid anyone speak Elven in the Elven Nations.


Disclaimer: I don't know either of these people. Fight away!

Bobmuhthol
08-03-2008, 10:06 PM
It must suck to not only be a loser, but be a loser in GemStone. Sorry, Exitialis.

SayGoodbye
08-03-2008, 10:08 PM
What Bob said. Also why would speaking elven warrant being cast at anyhow?

Exit
08-03-2008, 10:10 PM
according to alyssea, he's was being a retard in elven, She got annoyed and casted at him, like he was flinging around spells, unbalancing people

Gallows Thief
08-03-2008, 10:14 PM
according to alyssea, he's was being a retard in elven, She got annoyed and casted at him, like he was flinging around spells, unbalancing people


It looked like she was casting at him to defend you from my viewpoint and I was sitting there the whole time. He sure as shit wasnt saying anything to warrant her casting at him and I could understand everything he said. For the record I dont know either of your characters. Just my third party view...

Exit
08-03-2008, 10:16 PM
I don't even know alyssea, i'm relaying what she said to me

Exit
08-03-2008, 10:17 PM
And I don't need people to defend me, I knew he was far above my level, was bored, thought i'd have some fun

Bobmuhthol
08-03-2008, 10:18 PM
"Yo, bitch I ain't know, guess what - this guy posted about us! What be your input?!?!"

- Exitialis

SayGoodbye
08-03-2008, 10:18 PM
Oh ok so you cast at him cause he was annoying someone else? Because that's an even worse reason.

Exit
08-03-2008, 10:22 PM
actually no, he told me to "go ahead and cast at him"
so i cast 102 at him

BriarFox
08-03-2008, 10:36 PM
To clear up a couple of things:

I was chatting with a rogue, who bit me. I knocked her over with Unbalance, but it wasn't intended to be lethal, just a response to being bitten. I also wasn't saying anything in Elven other than a few jokes, so I'm not sure what the empath's problem was, other than that she was looking for an excuse to cast at someone (15 minutes after everything else was over).

While I didn't invite you to cast at me in those terms, I did tell you that we could "dance among the shadows and the thorns" after you started calling me a "retard." The only reason I killed you in the first place was because you cast a lightning cloud on me (and I have no idea how you got away with that). Lethal spells get lethal spells in return.

In any case, Exitialis just came up to me IG and apologized, so no worries.

Tisket
08-03-2008, 10:43 PM
In any case, Exitialis just came up to me IG and apologized, so no worries.

Aww isn't that sweet.

Someone blew my arm off in Landing last week then beat me with it because I was annoying his friend. No lie. I had some, ahem, cursed items in my hands so I couldn't retrieve the arm myself. I really wanted that arm :/

Yes, I realize it has nothing to do with your situation but that's never stopped me from posting before. I just wish I had the log.

BriarFox
08-03-2008, 10:44 PM
Someone blew my arm off in Landing last week then beat me with it because I was annoying his friend. No lie. I had some, ahem, cursed items in my hands so I couldn't retrieve the arm myself. I really wanted that arm :/.

Haha. That gets serious style points.

The Ponzzz
08-03-2008, 10:45 PM
You should have asked for a BJ.

Tisket
08-03-2008, 10:55 PM
You should have asked for a BJ.

hahaha

I got a rogue soon after to try and ambush my other arm and lop it off (no, I don't know why, just sounded like fun at the time). So anyway, this wizard that was there when I was getting beat with my arm walks in the room and thinks he will save me so he casts some spell that blows both the rogue and me away. So the other rogue vowed undying enmity on the wizard.

Fun times.

Asile
08-04-2008, 07:02 AM
Aww isn't that sweet.

Someone blew my arm off in Landing last week then beat me with it because I was annoying his friend. No lie. I had some, ahem, cursed items in my hands so I couldn't retrieve the arm myself. I really wanted that arm :/

Yes, I realize it has nothing to do with your situation but that's never stopped me from posting before. I just wish I had the log.

It's also highly amusing. Certainly one of the better posts in this thread.

Nieninque
08-04-2008, 07:28 AM
It's also highly amusing. Certainly one of the better posts in this thread.

But then it didn't have much by way of competition.

Sweets
08-04-2008, 08:45 AM
Aww isn't that sweet.

Someone blew my arm off in Landing last week then beat me with it because I was annoying his friend. No lie. I had some, ahem, cursed items in my hands so I couldn't retrieve the arm myself. I really wanted that arm :/

Yes, I realize it has nothing to do with your situation but that's never stopped me from posting before. I just wish I had the log.

Reminds me of when Drache had his arm blown off and sold if over the amunet for over 100k. It assessed like a cudgel. The gal who bought it got quite upset when it decayed and eventually got her silvers back, according to Drache's partner in crime, Razurn.

Sometimes you just have to laugh.

Swami71
08-05-2008, 04:46 AM
Reminds me of when Drache had his arm blown off and sold if over the amunet for over 100k. It assessed like a cudgel. The gal who bought it got quite upset when it decayed and eventually got her silvers back, according to Drache's partner in crime, Razurn.

Sometimes you just have to laugh.

You pick up a severed elven leg.
>insp le
You carefully inspect a severed elven leg.

After a careful inspection you determine that a severed elven leg requires skill in blunt weapons to use effectively. It appears to be a modified cudgel.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of wood.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Elves are made out of wood?! :wtf:

Joe
08-05-2008, 05:00 AM
You pick up a severed elven leg.
>insp le
You carefully inspect a severed elven leg.

After a careful inspection you determine that a severed elven leg requires skill in blunt weapons to use effectively. It appears to be a modified cudgel.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of wood.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Elves are made out of wood?! :wtf:

Elves are witches?

waywardgs
08-05-2008, 05:03 AM
You pick up a severed elven leg.
>insp le
You carefully inspect a severed elven leg.

After a careful inspection you determine that a severed elven leg requires skill in blunt weapons to use effectively. It appears to be a modified cudgel.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of wood.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Elves are made out of wood?! :wtf:

Villagers: (enter yelling) A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! Burn her! Burn her!

(After Sir Bedimere gets the crowd to admit that they dressed her up as a witch, their only basis for accusing her is that one of them claims that she turned him into a newt. But because he "got better", they need some way of determining her guilt).

Bedimere: there are ways of telling if she's a witch. What do you do with witches?

Villagers: Burn them!

Bedimere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Villagers: Wood?

Bedimere: Right! So why do witches burn?

Villagers: Because they're made of wood?

Bedimere: Right! . Now, what else do you do with wood?

Villagers: Build bridges with it!

Bedimere: But do we not also build bridges from stone; does wood float in water?

Villagers: Yes.

Bedimere: And what else floats in water?

King Arthur: (after more confused suggestions from the villagers) A duck!

Bedimere: Right! So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she'd float in water, and she must be made of wood, so.

Villagers: A witch! Burn her!

(They weigh the woman on a large scale with a duck in the other balancing basket, but inexplicably the scales do not tilt one way or the other. As the villagers drag the woman away, the witch looks at the camera and says with resignation "it was a fair court".)

Bedimere: (to King Arthur) Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Tilnam
08-05-2008, 11:35 PM
symbol of blessing on a severed leg/arm = favor wipe! Don't do it!

Unless they fixed the bug (lol)