They'll make an i<fill in the blank> for anything...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.old-fashioned-values.com/item.asp?n=ICARTA-IPOD-ROLL&f=1

Do you really need to have that in the shitter? How fucking long do you pinch a loaf that you need your ipod there?

[CrystalTears]

Hey man, for many people it's time consuming. My father would go to the bathroom with a guitar, some magazines, and his film to develop. Why do you think people keep a magazine rack or basket in bathrooms?

[Khariz]

I love what it says at the bottom:


The state of the art device, called an iCarta toilet paper holder makes it easier for people to listen to tunes from an iPod while using the bathroom.

[Stretch]

I find that listening to Mozart helps ensure a relaxing bowel movement experience.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Maybe it's the germaphobe in me, but the only time I like to spend in the shitter is the minimum needed to get business done, or cleaning it (which I do incessantly)

[Celephais]

Maybe it's the germaphobe in me, but the only time I like to spend in the shitter is the minimum needed to get business done, or cleaning it (which I do incessantly)
Maybe if you weren't powershitting like a firehose you wouldn't have to clean the bathroom so much.

[Zarli]

Fiber con, Fiber one, Oatmeal, baked beans...etc

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I personally use Colon Blow 3000.


In all seriousness, I had a colonoscopy a few years back for some turd cutter issue I had, and they give you this powder you mix with two 32 oz bottles of gatoraide that you are supposed to drink within 10 minutes around 9pm the night before.

Ok, no problem there, I drank it all. And for the next hour or so, everything was ok... what they don't tell you is that you will literally spend the rest of your night pissing out your asshole. I forget what it was, but goddamn it DESTROYS you. I bet I lost 15 lbs that night.

[Tisket]

I regret clicking on this thread.

[The Ponzzz]

Dude, everyone sits on the shitter for a good amount of time! I'll bring the Nintendo DS in there! Beats reading the back of the toothpaste tube for the 87394235235869153691385613001891837457th time.

[Kuyuk]

<Dude, everyone sits on the shitter for a good amount of time! I'll bring the Nintendo DS in there! Beats reading the back of the toothpaste tube for the 87394235235869153691385613001891837457th time.>


Guess I'm not the only person who picks up random shit to read the back of in the bathroom....

[Back]

I’m going to patent the iTie. Considering the price of a Canali it really should have Bluetooth VOIP and GPS capabilities.

[Keller]

I personally use Colon Blow 3000.


In all seriousness, I had a colonoscopy a few years back for some turd cutter issue I had, and they give you this powder you mix with two 32 oz bottles of gatoraide that you are supposed to drink within 10 minutes around 9pm the night before.

Ok, no problem there, I drank it all. And for the next hour or so, everything was ok... what they don't tell you is that you will literally spend the rest of your night pissing out your asshole. I forget what it was, but goddamn it DESTROYS you. I bet I lost 15 lbs that night.

Hahahahaahah! I had the same experience. The liquid reminded me of a sweet anti-freeze while I was drinking it. But it ended up being the devils water.