WTF CANNIBALISM

[Stretch]

So, I promised my little cousin I'd take care of her hamsters while my uncle takes his family to Disneyworld. She has a male and a female hamster, and five little hamsters that are like three weeks old.

I came home from work today, and I can't find any trace of one of the little hamsters, and I swear to god the male hamster is in the corner by the water bottle shivering. There's also the upper half of one of the remaining four baby hamsters.

What the fuck? They eat each other?

[Renian]

OM NOM NOM NOM

/obligatory

Yes, some animals eat their young. Hamsters included. People don't really know why they do so, but it can be because the hamsters freak out that there's more of them, or the mother is lacking nutrients after giving birth, or just doesn't like the fuckers. Sure beats spanking 'em.

[Numbers]

How the hell are you gonna explain that one to her?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Cat killer.

[Allereli]

So, I promised my little cousin I'd take care of her hamsters while my uncle takes his family to Disneyworld. She has a male and a female hamster, and five little hamsters that are like three weeks old.

I came home from work today, and I can't find any trace of one of the little hamsters, and I swear to god the male hamster is in the corner by the water bottle shivering. There's also the upper half of one of the remaining four baby hamsters.

What the fuck? They eat each other?

don't know why I'm laughing at this, but I am

[Back]

I would eat the lesser of my own kind if I were forced to starve with them.

[Back]

Stretch, did you forget to feed them?

[Sharnath]

I had the same thing happen to my daughters' hamsters. The male will eat the young if they aren't separated. Go to the pet store and you can find some replacements. Just tell the kids that the little ones grew up while they were gone.

Sharnath
Weed Mage

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Bingo.

There are male animals that will eat their young to put the mom back in heat so he can start having sex with her again.

[DCSL]

I laughed too, I admit it. Yeah, rodents will eat their young. Hell, I know of a maltese where I work whose mother chewed off her puppy's rear feet. We call her Nubs.

Anyway. You should separate them pronto.

[Apathy]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

[DCSL]

I admit that I like that movie.

[Stanley Burrell]

It's territorial. The eaten aren't exactly capable of taking care of the litter as much as the hamsters who need eating and are already at an adult stage.

You want freaky, remove an amygdala and understand why its non-sympathetic precursors are causing crazy shit to happen.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I thought this was appropriate...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Funny/hamster-1.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This one too:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcats-funny-pictures-surprise-cannibalism.jpg

[Stretch]

I stopped by the pet store to buy a small terrarium to separate the babies from the parents today.

I get home, and it's a freaking bloodbath in the one that the hamsters came in. Holy shit. There's only TWO freaking little hamsters left that are still in one piece out of the original five.

What the fuck. My aunt is going to kill me.

[Stanley Burrell]

That still isn't your fault. If your aunt actually does kill you, I know some awesome lawyers on the PC.

[Allereli]

I stopped by the pet store to buy a small terrarium to separate the babies from the parents today.

I get home, and it's a freaking bloodbath in the one that the hamsters came in. Holy shit. There's only TWO freaking little hamsters left that are still in one piece out of the original five.

What the fuck. My aunt is going to kill me.

You didn't separate them last night after the first killing?

[Allereli]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/zombiehamster.jpg http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/hellhamsterb.jpg

[LadyLaphrael]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/zombiehamster.jpg http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/hellhamsterb.jpg

Jesus christ, it's Fizzgig on crack!

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1373/catsinapot1dy1.png

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I stopped by the pet store to buy a small terrarium to separate the babies from the parents today.

I get home, and it's a freaking bloodbath in the one that the hamsters came in. Holy shit. There's only TWO freaking little hamsters left that are still in one piece out of the original five.

What the fuck. My aunt is going to kill me.

Why the hell didn't you separate them last night?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1373/catsinapot1dy1.png

Oh and I see you that sir, and raise you a:

http://www.adrants.com/images/baby-in-pot.jpg

[Stretch]

You didn't separate them last night after the first killing?

I was curious to see if the parents would become repeat offenders.

(Actually I was just too lazy to buy a cage or anything yesterday night)

[Back]

Goldfish do the same thing.

[Vesi]

I was curious to see if the parents would become repeat offenders.

(Actually I was just too lazy to buy a cage or anything yesterday night)


Now you will be visited by the ghosts of hamsters past, present and future.

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh and I see you that sir, and raise you a:

http://www.adrants.com/images/baby-in-pot.jpg

Sheeot.

[Drunken Durfin]

OM NOM NOM NOM


Much funny.

And...


Jesus christ, it's Fizzgig on crack!

Mad props for the Dark Crystal reference.

http://www.yar.nu/macke/fizzgig2.jpg

http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/fizzgig.jpg

[Allereli]

I was curious to see if the parents would become repeat offenders.

(Actually I was just too lazy to buy a cage or anything yesterday night)

Your hands will be forever smeared with the blood of those innocent hamsters.

[iJin]

I stopped by the pet store to buy a small terrarium to separate the babies from the parents today.

I get home, and it's a freaking bloodbath in the one that the hamsters came in. Holy shit. There's only TWO freaking little hamsters left that are still in one piece out of the original five.

What the fuck. My aunt is going to kill me.

Hahahaha.


Pwned. Hamsters are crazy little mofos.

[TheRunt]

Goldfish do the same thing.

Almost all fish will. At least the males. I think most of the females will too.

[TheRunt]

[QUOTE=Drunken Durfin;771300]Much funny.

And...



Mad props for the Dark Crystal reference.

http://www.yar.nu/macke/fizzgig2.jpg

http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/fizzgig.jpg

Damn I'm getting really embaressed here. I don't know how many posts I've seen that reference shit I should know and can't remember. Like the Dark Crystal. I friggin seen it in the theaters when it came out. I should remember but perhaps too many drugs....

[Vesi]

When my daughter was little, I rented The Dark Crystal and she fell in love with it. You couldn't buy it ANYWHERE. This was right before the chains of movie rental stores. This was a small shop and I lived in fear that it was going to break or something. Seriously. I bet we rented it thirty times over the next couple of years. Then it came on Disney and I recorded it. yay


And Allerli is right. Your hands will be forever smeared with the blood of those innocent hamsters. (I didn't want to say it but needed to get back on topic)