Roar to Andraste!

[WRoss]

SEND[Andraste] There is nothing more that I would love than to have a tazer.


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A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes you!
... 5 points of damage!
Mild electric jolt jolts your whole body. Talk about a nervous twitch.
You are stunned for 1 round!

[Twitch]

LOL, cant say you didnt deserve that ;P

[WRoss]

haha, i thought it was funny

[Tisket]

What's the context? I mean, were you just going about your business and he zapped you? Or was there something leading up to it?

[WRoss]

nah, i was part of a wedding, she was being cool, you all should give her a chance

[WRoss]

she healed me, we were talking all about pussy and whore and pretty much all drunk IRL. It was a blast

[Anferis]

She's done stupid stuff before. She's always been nice to me though. I bet it's because I can't grow a beard.

[Tisket]

nah, i was part of a wedding, she was being cool, you all should give her a chance

Ah fuck. Was that the wedding where the bride was giving out invites to random Aelotoi characters? She gave one to my cleric even though I'd never interacted with her. I intended to go anyway just because I've never been to an in-game wedding. Totally forgot.

[DCSL]

Yay, Andraste's just a big ol' misunderstood pussy cat. =\ Poor her. The PC is an internet hamster habitat for villains!

Edited to add that I know this because I, myself, am an evil rodent.

[Some Rogue]

Ah fuck. Was that the wedding where the bride was giving out invites to random Aelotoi characters? She gave one to my cleric even though I'd never interacted with her. I intended to go anyway just because I've never been to an in-game wedding. Totally forgot.


Oops! Forgot too!

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah but andraste is blobbly little gerbil covered in sweaty anal smegma.

...

[DCSL]

Is there really such a thing as anal smegma?

[Methais]

I'm sure at least one person exists that has/had it, even if it normally doesn't exist.

[Asile]

Ah fuck. Was that the wedding where the bride was giving out invites to random Aelotoi characters? She gave one to my cleric even though I'd never interacted with her. I intended to go anyway just because I've never been to an in-game wedding. Totally forgot.

If it was the wedding that was tonight... probably. She tried to give my Aelotoi one--they'd talked briefly at Aspis Bardfest, so suddenly they were best friends?--but I was supposed to have been still doing something else at the time. Nice, easy way to get out of that.

And really, Tisket, I'm sure you can find some other way to make yourself hurl than sitting through an in-game wedding.

[Sean of the Thread]

Not counting Emislity. Her anal smegma is really just drippings oozed down her taint from her:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/motivator242260.jpg

[Tisket]

Oops! Forgot too!

Damn, we suck. Oh well, c'est la vie.

If you can mooch a couple of invites to someone else's wedding though let me know! Wedding crashers ftw!

[Tisket]

And really, Tisket, I'm sure you can find some other way to make yourself hurl than sitting through an in-game wedding.

I know but I want to go anyway! Just once. So go forth and get engaged and invite me. Do it now.

[Tisket]

Is there really such a thing as anal smegma?

I guess so: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Warning: one semi nsfw picture on that page.

Nasty.

[Sean of the Thread]

Spread it on bagels...
Enjoy it's scrumptious crunchies,
Then go wash your hands.

[Twitch]

Wikipedia - In females, the hood of the clitoris can be gently pulled back to wash away accumulated smegma.

Or licked!

[TheSmooth1]

Ugh, freak.

So gross

[Drew]

I just threw up a lot in my mouth.

[Daniel]

Ugh. I could have gone without this thread on a semi drunk sunday morning.

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You guys get drunk IRL and go play in Gemstone weddings on a satuday night?

FFS I'm glad I'm not ugly.

[Asile]

I know but I want to go anyway! Just once. So go forth and get engaged and invite me. Do it now.

But if I do it, you won't get the true horror of these events!

I'm sure you'll have another opportunity soon enough.

(And thanks for all the warnings about that link. I'm going to ignore it and enjoy my Sunday now.)

[Keller]

FFS I'm glad I'm not ugly.

I'm not ugly. But I am married. It's got the same effect on your social life.

[Tisket]

You guys get drunk IRL and go play in Gemstone weddings on a satuday night?


Come babysit for me so I can be a party animal too...

[Stanley Burrell]

Wikipedia - In females, the hood of the clitoris can be gently pulled back to wash away accumulated smegma.

Or licked!

The last time I ate coochie it was not filled with smegma. It's for the sole purpose of reciprocity and deciding sexual compatibility as such.

Goddamn you.

[Asha]

bump for those that missed smegma. enjoy your eggs. <3

[Rolton-Sammich]

Plaut and Kohn-Speyer (1947) may have found that horse smegma had a carcinogenic effect on mice...

...but damn! That fresh, smooth flavor just keeps me coming back.

[ViridianAsp]

Yay, Andraste's just a big ol' misunderstood pussy cat. =\ Poor her. The PC is an internet hamster habitat for villains!

Edited to add that I know this because I, myself, am an evil rodent.



It is true...hamsters are the scourge of the Earth. I hate those little bastards.

Andraste isn't misunderstood, we understand her just fine.


I understand how she swept my friend's character into the rename pavillion for the name Chakri (apparently some royalty in Thailand?) but supports the name Hollister (name of county, brand ect.) being in the game.

Yeah, we understand.

[Warriorbird]

Yeah. I still think Capone and Stalin are the two that drove me crazy... but dumb ass name alllows/disallows happen all the time.

I got rerolled for Mercantilism.

[Clove]

Andraste is an assclown.

In game weddings are about as exciting as an MMORPG simulation of a tax filing. You should be glad you missed it Tisk.