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diethx
07-21-2008, 05:39 PM
On shows like "The Sopranos" and "The Wire," aging gang members often lament the younger generation's lack of respect. But in Modesto, Calif., there are still vestiges of civility in thug life -- and it turns out that being in a gang sometimes means having to say you're sorry.

After beating and stabbing a man in his home, four gang members recently offered an apology, saying they had attacked the wrong person.

The assailants kicked in an unidentified 32-year-old man's door early in the morning and then proceeded to kick, punch and stab him. When the other people staying in the home came downstairs to see what was happening, the attackers realized they were beating up the wrong guy, and said they were sorry. The victim was hospitalized, but his wounds don't seem to be life-threatening.

This cautionary tale illustrates our long-standing belief that more gangs should provide their members with training in GPS and Google Maps. C'mon, gangs, it's the 21st century already.

http://www.asylum.com/2008/07/21/gang-members-apologize-for-stabbing-the-wrong-guy/?icid=100214839x1206013320x1200314724

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Stanley Burrell
07-21-2008, 06:27 PM
Maybe they'll send a get-well-soon card. Wouldn't you at least want to test the waters with a severed head in someone's swimming pool or mailbox before you move in? Just to make sure? Even the Mafia fucks up these days. Sadness.