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NocturnalRob
07-21-2008, 04:27 PM
here you go, guys.

http://www.marryourdaughter.com

Some Rogue
07-21-2008, 04:30 PM
LOL, I love the first one that comes up.


Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.


Our daughter is a whore. We want her to graduate to being a gold digger.

Some Rogue
07-21-2008, 04:32 PM
Yes, I know it's a joke but it's still funny.

Daniel
07-21-2008, 04:34 PM
Yes, I know it's a joke but it's still funny.

You know what's funny? The fact that www.shaadi.com *is* real.

NocturnalRob
07-21-2008, 04:47 PM
Yes, I know it's a joke but it's still funny.

prove that it's a joke. i demand proof before i give up on the site.

i also love how some girls are $100,000 and others are $6000. What is going on there?

This site used to have uncensored pictures. annoying.

BigWorm
07-21-2008, 04:52 PM
You know what's funny? The fact that www.shaadi.com *is* real.

Wow, that site is so awesome. I almost wish I was Hindu so I could cruise chicks on this site.

Daniel
07-21-2008, 04:53 PM
Ha. The last three girls I've dated were indian. Shit is money son.

NocturnalRob
07-21-2008, 04:55 PM
Ha. The last three girls I've dated were indian. Shit is money son.

doooooope bodies. big boobies ftw

BigWorm
07-21-2008, 05:05 PM
wtf does wheatish complexion mean?

NocturnalRob
07-21-2008, 05:12 PM
wtf does wheatish complexion mean?

too many carbs

Vesi
07-21-2008, 05:32 PM
Wow, that site is so awesome. I almost wish I was Hindu so I could cruise chicks on this site.


Looks like you're in luck. Cruise away.


http://www.shaadi.com/shaadi_info/matrimonial_success_stories/weddings/view.php?id=353

Edited to add: Though he could be Hindu, he didn't look Indian.

diethx
07-21-2008, 05:33 PM
prove that it's a joke. i demand proof before i give up on the site.

i also love how some girls are $100,000 and others are $6000. What is going on there?

This site used to have uncensored pictures. annoying.

The only one I saw that cheap was the one from a religious Christian family that, had trouble with unchristian behaviors or some shit. Basically the parents are calling her a whore, and are selling her off cheap so she no longer shames them.

Vesi
07-21-2008, 05:35 PM
That site with the underage girls can't be real can it?

NocturnalRob
07-21-2008, 05:39 PM
selling her off cheap so she no longer shames them.

must bring honor to family!!

LadyLaphrael
07-21-2008, 05:50 PM
i also love how some girls are $100,000 and others are $6000. What is going on there?

Maybe extra (physical or emotional, your pick) baggage provides an additional discount? I'm sure there's some internet quiz somewhere to determine "What's your appropriate dowry!"

Allereli
07-21-2008, 06:11 PM
Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

Winner!

Kuyuk
07-21-2008, 06:54 PM
<http://www.shaadi.com/partner_search/matrimonial_search/profile.php?profileid=Jenny111&set=031e1b56ad0e310708681d8218d94a9c>

lolz

Paradii
07-22-2008, 01:57 AM
<http://www.shaadi.com/partner_search/matrimonial_search/profile.php?profileid=Jenny111&set=031e1b56ad0e310708681d8218d94a9c>

lolz

her grasp of the english language is truly amazing.

TheEschaton
07-22-2008, 02:46 AM
Us Indians have our own paper bag test. Wheatish means she passes.

TheEschaton
07-22-2008, 02:49 AM
<http://www.shaadi.com/partner_search/matrimonial_search/profile.php?profileid=Jenny111&set=031e1b56ad0e310708681d8218d94a9c>

lolz

She reminds me of any text message I received from a Namibian. We (my roommate and I) used to puzzle over them for hours trying to figure out what they meant.

-TheE-

gtakito
07-22-2008, 05:14 AM
Maybe the differing prices are to appeal to rich and poor guys. A scam perhaps? Exchange a few emails before money changes hands and no bride is ever delivered.

Kuyuk
07-22-2008, 08:25 PM
Bet you'll be exchanging e-mails w ith the feds or that dude from CBS or whatever, how to catch a criminal ...

Tsa`ah
07-27-2008, 05:24 PM
Been done ... 10 months ago. Search is your friend.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=27143

And yes ... fake.

ashiq33
08-17-2008, 08:46 AM
And how can I be lonely with my boys? Like a famous person once said, boys on the side. But I don't. I disagree. I say, let's hear it for the boys.

Stanley Burrell
08-17-2008, 12:40 PM
And how can I be lonely with my boys? Like a famous person once said, boys on the side. But I don't. I disagree. I say, let's hear it for the boys.

You are not to lonely be with boys can. No famous persons said, on the side, once. Do not disagree hearsay: Let's boy for the.

...

Seriously motherfuckers, whore your solicitations with better English.

niaz333
08-21-2008, 12:55 AM
hi

this is interesting things. all man want to find her wife but it is search by personally or family meter.

thanks

Stanley Burrell
08-21-2008, 01:05 AM
hi

this is interesting things. all man want to find her wife but it is search by personally or family meter.

thanks

Hello! Yellow yes, yellow: Cousin-friend-guy:

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