religion enhancive handaxe

[Brielus]

As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the steel battle axe in your hand...

The harmonics generated tell you that the axe does extra damage when it strikes.

The axe resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus of 2 to Spiritual Lore - Religion Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 3 times.
The axe looks to have a huge number of charges remaining.

The axe resonates with your voice, revealing some details of its temporary enhancement:
The axe's enhancement will degrade when it scores a successful strike.
It should be able to withstand an incredible amount of uses before its enhancement has completely degraded away.
When it's enhancement has degraded away, the item will lose its special ability.

Checking out the axe, it looks like it's temporarily decently weighted to inflict more damage.

You carefully examine the steel battle axe and determine that the weight is about 7 pounds.

two handed base.

MB:500k
CB:
BO:1m

[The Ponzzz]

That's the steel battle axe to find Jesus!

[Brielus]

You raise your steel battle axe.
1d100: 49 + Modifiers: 154 == 203

Calculating duration based on: Raise
Sniper jesus appears!

Sniper jesus gestures at a kobold.
Sniper jesus fires a barret big bore .50 at a kobold!
AS: GOD vs DS: +43 with AvD: +60 + d100 roll: +99 = INRI
... and hit for 105 points of damage!
A large patch of flesh is blown off a kobold's face!
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.

Sniper jesus give the thumbs up and slowly fades to motes of light before dissapearing!

[WRoss]

I think Allah would of done better



Please note this is just a joke and not intended to start a riot

[Renian]

If it doesn't let me cast self-knowledge water walking I'm not interested.

[Brielus]

eh.. allah uses carbombs and they're not as precise, will probably get ya arrested in town like meteor swarm does.

[Brielus]

btw, you need the finding moses runestaff to do the water walking.

[Sean]

So it's def. a battle axe and not a handaxe?

[Brielus]

right

[Renian]

btw, you need the finding moses runestaff to do the water walking.

No, that's the thing that lets you use self-mana water-to-blood, summon gnats, summon death and polymorph staff: serpent.

[Brielus]

ooooh. wonder if longinus' spear was black ora or veil iron, but im thinkin you'd need feras to take jesus out.

[Renian]

Jesus was already dead when he was poked with that thing. That shit was storebought at Tykel's.

[radamanthys]

http://headrush-productions.com/battleaxejesus.avi

[Drunken Durfin]

Jesus needs a better mic.