Thanks for the washing machine thread assholes

[Sean of the Thread]

Fucking jinxed me and mine just ejaculated on my garage. It didn't drain or something during the spin and flooded out of the bottom of the machine flooding the entire place.

Just what I fucking needed. Keep your happy little washing machine stories to yourself or your boyfriend from now on. Thx.


P.s. go buy a circular saw or something and stop talking about washing machines you little nannies.

[radamanthys]

I think Warrior Gorbachev didn't quite get the meaning, and blew his 'load' into it (instead of tossing a load of wash in) and clogged the plumbing for a half-mile around. You just happened to be the first 'recipient'.

[Sean of the Thread]

In Soviet Russia washing machines load you.