Busted

[Stretch]

I really, really, really don't know why women get caught off guard when they see a guy enamored by the sight of open cleavage.

I never realized that it could be cold outside in 90 degree weather.

[Keller]

I really, really, really don't know why women get caught off guard when they see a guy enamored by the sight of open cleavage.

I never realized that it could be cold outside in 90 degree weather.

This reminds me of the scene in Superbad in which Michael Cera is staring at that chicks boobs and gets caught and then fails at playing it off.

That was me like everyday in high school, college, law school, bar prep. I love boobs.

[Stanley Burrell]

I just say, "Sorry about that, I lost my eyes in your chest meat. Inhale this chloroform towelette."

[Tisket]

While I wouldn't get mad at my husband for noticing cleavage, I would get pissed if he did it openly in front of me. Ogle with discretion!

[Sylvan Dreams]

Most women don't like being ogled. They also don't always dress up for men.

[Keller]

While I wouldn't get mad at my husband for noticing cleavage, I would get pissed if he did it openly in front of me. Ogle with discretion!

if you want to help us oogle with discretion -- at least wipe the drool from the crack of our lips.

[Stanley Burrell]

People used to stare at my manboobs. It was pretty appropriate, actually.

[Keller]

Most women don't like being ogled. They also don't always dress up for men.

So they either dress up for us or they dress up for other women. You're not helping us with that rationale.

[Tisket]

Most women don't like being ogled.

I wish I had the kind of large boobs that inspires ogling.

[Stanley Burrell]

I wish I had the kind of large boobs that inspires ogling.

http://www.biggerbreastnow.com/images/123.bmp

The carcinomas are just nature's way of telling you that the FDA is facist.

[Stanley Burrell]

Lemme go clear my browser cache, actually.

[Parkbandit]

I really, really, really don't know why women get caught off guard when they see a guy enamored by the sight of open cleavage.

I never realized that it could be cold outside in 90 degree weather.

You need to be with a cool wife who points them out to you.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I don't really care anymore. I guess I've just come to terms with the fact that at least as far as me, it's gonna happen.

I actually get more annoyed at women being total bitches to me because their husbands or fathers look. Like I should be wearing a burqa or some shit. I don't wear skimpy clothing but a lot of my shirts do bare some cleavage and the pissed off looks and comments from women bug me far more than anything a guy has done to date.t

[Sylvan Dreams]

So they either dress up for us or they dress up for other women. You're not helping us with that rationale.

Dress up for other women. We want to look better than the next one.

[Gan]

You need to be with a cool wife who points them out to you.

ditto

We play the real/not real game all the time.

[Zarli]

Not that it matters so much but I have to say it.. cleavage is not the same as nipples, therefore having it be "cold outside" has nothing to do with seeing the womans cleavage. Matter of fact, if it is indeed cold outside this woman is probably going to be wearing clothing that wouldn't permit you to be able to say "it must be cold" anyway. Cleavage is just.. some top/side/middle crack of the breasts, seeing her hard nipple through her shirt could be done without cleavage kthx.

[Stretch]

Not that it matters so much but I have to say it.. cleavage is not the same as nipples, therefore having it be "cold outside" has nothing to do with seeing the womans cleavage. Matter of fact, if it is indeed cold outside this woman is probably going to be wearing clothing that wouldn't permit you to be able to say "it must be cold" anyway. Cleavage is just.. some top/side/middle crack of the breasts, seeing her hard nipple through her shirt could be done without cleavage kthx.

No, what I meant by cold was that I got the stare of death from the girl I was having lunch with.

[Tisket]

I think the OP was talking about the female he was with caught him ogling. Thus the cold comment.

[Zarli]

ah, got it.. my apologies then I misunderstood the cold comment.

[Keller]

Dress up for other women. We want to look better than the next one.

God bless you all.

[Tisket]

This thread is missing cleavage pictures. This is for Keller:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/z3456.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This thread is missing cleavage pictures. This is for Keller:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/z3456.jpg

Something tells me that's not what they had in mind.

:rofl:

[Sean of the Thread]

First of all if you're showing them in public via the way you dress I'll look if I fucking want to.

Second of all... who gives a flying fuck. It's just tits ffs.

[Stanley Burrell]

It's just tits ffs.

Second of all... who gives a flying fuck.

Janet Jackson's newest fanbase since her last Superbowl performance?

[Keller]

This thread is missing cleavage pictures. This is for Keller:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/z3456.jpg

The only thing I could bare to look at was her wrist.

Miss I -- is she emo or just scene?

[Vesi]

Guys are going to look. I just accept that. Doesn't bother me when my husband looks, but at least he's discreet about it. I guess the only time I'm sort of annoyed is when I meet a guy for the first time and am talking to him and his eyes are not meeting mine... because they're staring at my boobs.

[Sean]

Wow vesi is still alive aparently.

[Vesi]

Wow vesi is still alive aparently.

Barely.

[TheEschaton]

Dress up for other women. We want to look better than the next one.

Is your avatar of a woman wearing only boots "for other women" too?

[Bobmuhthol]

Holy shit, thank you for pointing that out TheE, I have avatars disabled.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Is your avatar of a woman wearing only boots "for other women" too?

No, that's for me, but you can look if you want to. I won't get mad, I promise.

[Fallen]

Which leads back to the whole, "You're a lesbo", thing.


Edited to add: Not that there's anything wrong with that or anything.

[Methais]

I wish I had the kind of large boobs that inspires ogling.

Post them anyway. I'll ogle. Unless you're really Emislity or something.

I'm gonna start sporting a backwards thong and show some ball cleavage. Then I'll get mad at women for looking at my balls. Only if they're ugly of course. The women that is, as my balls are a masterpiece of perfection.

[Tisket]

Post them anyway. I'll ogle. Unless you're really Emislity or something.

Here, it's a do-it-yourself photo...you can paste in anyone else's face you want to:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qogle.jpg

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I wish I had the kind of large boobs that inspires ogling.>>

You weren't kidding.

[Methais]

Here, it's a do-it-yourself photo...you can paste in anyone else's face you want to:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qogle.jpg

<ogles>

The first thing I thought of when I saw the big white block though was the equivalent of putting a bag over someone's head...BUT FOR CYBER.

(Not saying that it applies to you.)

EDIT: Wear a skimpier shirt next time though :P

[Tisket]

lmao

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

When I was younger I was pretty envious of all women who had smaller boobs. They could wear cuter shirts and their clothes actually fit them. In the summer I'd get pretty upset that my friends had all these options of cute string bikinis for like 20 bucks at Target. I felt like I would have to hit the jackpot to find a suit that didn't look like something a grandma would wear.

[Zarli]

Post them anyway. I'll ogle. Unless you're really Emislity or something.

I'm gonna start sporting a backwards thong and show some ball cleavage. Then I'll get mad at women for looking at my balls. Only if they're ugly of course. The women that is, as my balls are a masterpiece of perfection.

Balls aren't pretty, boobs are. We wont oogle them, I promise.

[Drew]

I misunderstood the cold thing too.


In high school there was this girl whose nipples were always hard. We called her "the freezer". On reflection, maybe she just had those ones that really stick out, but in high school we never considered this.

[Snapp]

It's hard not to notice boobs if they're about to pop out of the shirt or w/e. Even as a gay guy who has no interest in touching teh boobs, it's hard not to stare sometimes.

[Stretch]

It's hard not to notice boobs if they're about to pop out of the shirt or w/e. Even as a gay guy who has no interest in touching teh boobs, it's hard not to stare sometimes.

Snapp <3 m00bs

http://www.elephonkey.tv/images/fat%20bastard.jpg

[thefarmer]

I'm more apt to oggle an incredible ass, then a pair of boobs.

[Back]

Eye magnets.

The newest trend is butt cleavage (http://buzzfeed.com/scott/butt-cleavage-fashion).

[Augie]

I don't really care anymore. I guess I've just come to terms with the fact that at least as far as me, it's gonna happen.

I actually get more annoyed at women being total bitches to me because their husbands or fathers look. Like I should be wearing a burqa or some shit. I don't wear skimpy clothing but a lot of my shirts do bare some cleavage and the pissed off looks and comments from women bug me far more than anything a guy has done to date.




When I was younger I was pretty envious of all women who had smaller boobs. They could wear cuter shirts and their clothes actually fit them. In the summer I'd get pretty upset that my friends had all these options of cute string bikinis for like 20 bucks at Target. I felt like I would have to hit the jackpot to find a suit that didn't look like something a grandma would wear.


:lolwave: That is sooooo true, both things you said. Hell, I don't mind if a girl has a nice rack and half the time I'll point it out to my hubby before he winds up seeing it.

It's when the girls get all pissy that their BF is staring at your boobs that makes a big deal out of it. Guys are guys and big deal, they want to look at chests. If things weren't so "OMGNUDITY!!!!111oneoneleven" in the US, then it wouldn't be such a big deal to have a bit of cleavage sticking out.

It's even worse now that my boobs are bigger due to having the baby...ugh it was horrible at the mall the other day. I went bra shopping with my mother-in-law and I got the weirdest looks from some women when I had to get measured and then the clerk said my size. It was as if a huge flashing neon sign was over my head displaying my cup size.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:lolwave: That is sooooo true, both things you said. Hell, I don't mind if a girl has a nice rack and half the time I'll point it out to my hubby before he winds up seeing it.

It's when the girls get all pissy that their BF is staring at your boobs that makes a big deal out of it. Guys are guys and big deal, they want to look at chests. If things weren't so "OMGNUDITY!!!!111oneoneleven" in the US, then it wouldn't be such a big deal to have a bit of cleavage sticking out.

It's even worse now that my boobs are bigger due to having the baby...ugh it was horrible at the mall the other day. I went bra shopping with my mother-in-law and I got the weirdest looks from some women when I had to get measured and then the clerk said my size. It was as if a huge flashing neon sign was over my head displaying my cup size.

Yeah, I went out to dinner for New Years a couple years abck and was wearing my "little black dress" that gives me pretty good cleavage. I was with a boyfriend and stuff so obviously I wanted to look good for him, etc. Some older guy was having dinner with what I think was his daughter and he kept staring and she finally turned around and gave me a dirty glare. Then as they left she muttered "slut" to me in front of my table of 6. Thanks bitch, it's my fault your dad likes my tits?

And yeah, bra shopping is also an adventure. I got re-measured and went into VS and asked if they had any in my size when the saleswoman immediately gawked at my chest (I was wearing a sweatshirt but still) and said "I don't think so, that's HUGE" pretty fucking loudly. I asked her if she knew if I could special order them in my size, and she said she was pretty sure I couldn't, and why did I "get them so large" if I knew it'd be hard to find a good bra? Holy assumptions, batman!

</ranting>

[Back]

Boobs are proof of evolution. Ok, so if God made everything, the argument would be that he/she/it/they/we made boobs. Show me where in the bible it says “God made boobs” and why.

[Bobmuhthol]

Suddenly, my girlfriend's D cups seem meaningless.

[Drew]

I got re-measured and went into VS and asked if they had any in my size when the saleswoman immediately gawked at my chest (I was wearing a sweatshirt but still) and said "I don't think so, that's HUGE" pretty fucking loudly. I asked her if she knew if I could special order them in my size, and she said she was pretty sure I couldn't, and why did I "get them so large" if I knew it'd be hard to find a good bra? Holy assumptions, batman!

</ranting>


Amen sista, I have the same problem with underwear. I didn't ask for it like this, now stop talking about how big it is, how embarrassing.

[diethx]

Yeah, I went out to dinner for New Years a couple years abck and was wearing my "little black dress" that gives me pretty good cleavage. I was with a boyfriend and stuff so obviously I wanted to look good for him, etc. Some older guy was having dinner with what I think was his daughter and he kept staring and she finally turned around and gave me a dirty glare. Then as they left she muttered "slut" to me in front of my table of 6. Thanks bitch, it's my fault your dad likes my tits?

He wasn't staring at your tits. He was staring at the silver booger on your lip.

[Back]

He wasn't staring at your tits. He was staring at the silver booger on your lip.

Was that an Eddie Murphy reference?

[diethx]

No.

[Gan]

I :heart: teh boobies.

[Back]

No.

I guess you don’t win 1000 points. So sorry.

[Gan]

Post them anyway. I'll ogle. Unless you're really Emislity or something.

I'm gonna start sporting a backwards thong and show some ball cleavage. Then I'll get mad at women for looking at my balls. Only if they're ugly of course. The women that is, as my balls are a masterpiece of perfection.

Main:
match post emislity
match post roast beef
matchwait

post:
put post emislity roast beef picture
goto main


muahahahahahaha

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/motivator242260.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

He wasn't staring at your tits. He was staring at the silver booger on your lip.

:rofl:

I actually only had that piercing in for a few months, sadly. It had to be taken out about a month ago while I was at the hospital because the metal would interfere with the machine they were using for a scan, and the piercing sealed up.

[Stanley Burrell]

Boy did I misinterpret that.

[Sean of the Thread]

All this fuss over boobs?

Seriously?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Amen sista, I have the same problem with underwear. I didn't ask for it like this, now stop talking about how big it is, how embarrassing.


Wtf is up with dudes thinking their dick even compares to tits. First the ball cleavage..

[Methais]

Yeah, I went out to dinner for New Years a couple years abck and was wearing my "little black dress" that gives me pretty good cleavage. I was with a boyfriend and stuff so obviously I wanted to look good for him, etc. Some older guy was having dinner with what I think was his daughter and he kept staring and she finally turned around and gave me a dirty glare. Then as they left she muttered "slut" to me in front of my table of 6. Thanks bitch, it's my fault your dad likes my tits?

And yeah, bra shopping is also an adventure. I got re-measured and went into VS and asked if they had any in my size when the saleswoman immediately gawked at my chest (I was wearing a sweatshirt but still) and said "I don't think so, that's HUGE" pretty fucking loudly. I asked her if she knew if I could special order them in my size, and she said she was pretty sure I couldn't, and why did I "get them so large" if I knew it'd be hard to find a good bra? Holy assumptions, batman!

</ranting>

Proof plz.

[Tisket]

Wtf is up with dudes thinking their dick even compares to tits. First the ball cleavage..

I'd like to see some ball cleavage.

[Bobmuhthol]

o rly?

[Sean]

Post them anyway. I'll ogle. Unless you're really Emislity or something.

I'm gonna start sporting a backwards thong and show some ball cleavage. Then I'll get mad at women for looking at my balls. Only if they're ugly of course. The women that is, as my balls are a masterpiece of perfection.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/dave-chappelle-botox-balls/3214569539

[Tisket]

o rly?

I sense a trap...

[Bobmuhthol]

You can have as much of my balls as you'll ever need, just say the word.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Proof plz.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/booobs.png

K.

[Bobmuhthol]

Holy shit.

[Stanley Burrell]

If you ever get breast reduction, may Satan rain down the leeches, I swear to God, or some deity, holy fucksticks in a basket.

[Paradii]

ding ding ding. we have a winner.

[iJin]

PARADII CLOSE YOUR EYES DAMMIT.

[Tisket]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/booobs.png

K.

Holy mother of god. You do indeed win.

[radamanthys]

Ok, cup size is not the end-all.

It's all relative. I dated a girl for a while who was a 30/32G. That shit is special order, or outlet. In an outlet it's a hunt, and when we went to the Bali outlet at Waterloo, I was on the fucking hunt. 30/32G is fucking hard to find.

She wasn't worth it, if anyone cares.

[Paradii]

whats her phone number?

[Tisket]

30/32G


I've never even heard of a G cup.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I've never even heard of a G cup.

They go all the way up to a J for special stores (at least I'm pretty sure that's the "cap")

Anything larger (i.e. beach ball implants) I think you just have to go get them special made.

[iJin]

They only win if they're real.


Which I doubt.

[Stanley Burrell]

I would do the fap, but I am way too sleepy.

Someone PM me and put in a fap reminder. Shit.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

They only win if they're real.


Which I doubt.

Are you referring to mine?

Because if so, then they do totally win.

[Tisket]

I think Narc's are real. Some women just win the mammary lotto.

[Paradii]

or losing the being able to run from a lion lotto.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Some women just win the mammary lotto.

LOL

I am so never forgetting the phrase "mammary lotto"

[ViridianAsp]

I don't really care anymore. I guess I've just come to terms with the fact that at least as far as me, it's gonna happen.

I actually get more annoyed at women being total bitches to me because their husbands or fathers look. Like I should be wearing a burqa or some shit. I don't wear skimpy clothing but a lot of my shirts do bare some cleavage and the pissed off looks and comments from women bug me far more than anything a guy has done to date.t


I've never had a woman be a total bitch to me because some man was checking out my cleavage. But I usually keep my girls covered, so if they are ogling, they must be really hard up to look at boobies.

[DCSL]

I have a picture of Narcissiia's boobs nekkid. THAT'S RIGHT. I'm not sharing though, only gloating.

[Tisket]

I have a picture of Narcissiia's boobs nekkid. THAT'S RIGHT. I'm not sharing though, only gloating.

It's ok, we won't get mad. If you post your own boobs that is.

:P

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have a picture of Narcissiia's boobs nekkid. THAT'S RIGHT. I'm not sharing though, only gloating.

Hahaha, that's the 2Hot4U one right?

[Methais]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/booobs.png

K.

http://euroross.blogspot.com/Viagra%20Boner.jpg


































































http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/182boner.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

I had something to add but I'll just keep it to myself.

[Methais]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Taco-Night.gif

:wtf:

[Sean of the Thread]

My bad it's not Wednesday.

[Methais]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1382/facepalm2ly3.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1382/facepalm2ly3.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/ohno.jpg

[Deathravin]

I guess the only time I'm sort of annoyed is when I meet a guy for the first time and am talking to him and his eyes are not meeting mine... because they're staring at my boobs.

You can't get annoyed if you are wearing a shirt that accentuates them... If you don't want us to stare while we're talking to you, cover the girls up.

Women don't seem to realize that they can look smoking hot, while still maintaining their dignity. It just takes more effort. I appreciate a really fine-looking woman that doesn’t just pop the chesticles out when they go to the store and want attention.

A few months ago I was in a bank and there was this amazing looking woman at one of the tellers. She had this long dress on with pretty much no cleavage showing. She was stunning enough to remember four months later.

Women in general don't understand this. I'm not sure why.

[Deathravin]

I've rubbernecked a few times in front of my wife... I certainly keep tabs on my staring when I know she's with me though.

I can look as much as I want. I can fantasize as much as I want. I can even engage in idle chit-chat as much as I want... But no touchy touchy, and no flirty flirty.

There's this woman at work who is just stick skinny (one of my many turn-ons, I don't know why...) and I get shit all the time from my co-workers that I think she's so attactive. They tell me things like "She'd be like screwing a skeleton"... But I could care less. I'm not fucking her... I'm LOOKING at her. I will never in my life get to touch anything except her hand when I shake it at a meeting. What do I care how she is in the sack?

She's another one that doesn't need to pop her titties out to show you how attractive she is.

[Stanley Burrell]

I would do the fap, but I am way too sleepy.

Someone PM me and put in a fap reminder. Shit.

DON'T FORGET TO FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111


remember 2 fap


don't forget to fap.

There, did my good deed of the day.

http://proggiemuslima.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/mission-accomplished.jpg

Thanks guys.

[Stanley Burrell]

I've rubbernecked a few times in front of my wife... I certainly keep tabs on my staring when I know she's with me though.

I can look as much as I want. I can fantasize as much as I want. I can even engage in idle chit-chat as much as I want... But no touchy touchy, and no flirty flirty.

There's this woman at work who is just stick skinny (one of my many turn-ons, I don't know why...) and I get shit all the time from my co-workers that I think she's so attactive. They tell me things like "She'd be like screwing a skeleton"... But I could care less. I'm not fucking her... I'm LOOKING at her. I will never in my life get to touch anything except her hand when I shake it at a meeting. What do I care how she is in the sack?

She's another one that doesn't need to pop her titties out to show you how attractive she is.

I saw this thing on HBO a couple years ago, about strippers. And it was like, "I want my man to go to the strip club and rub his face in titties so when he comes home, he comes home. Cumcumcumcum. Mmhm, girlfriend."

And it was a pasty white girl who said it. I'm really not sure where I was going with this.

O.K.:

Ladies -- Let your partners engage in almost-but-not-quite-sexual-activities so that we can pretend you're that floozy from the titty bar and make bukake all over you.

Lesbian couples: The same thing, except with vaginal bukakes.

Gay dudes: Please, help me dress. I look like a goddamn leprechaun.

Hermaphrodites: You're hermaphrodites.

Eunuchs: Sorry.

Latrinsorm:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6189/skittlesny6.jpg

I feel like I've veered.

[Trouble]

You can't get annoyed if you are wearing a shirt that accentuates them... If you don't want us to stare while we're talking to you, cover the girls up.

Women don't seem to realize that they can look smoking hot, while still maintaining their dignity. It just takes more effort. I appreciate a really fine-looking woman that doesn’t just pop the chesticles out when they go to the store and want attention.

A few months ago I was in a bank and there was this amazing looking woman at one of the tellers. She had this long dress on with pretty much no cleavage showing. She was stunning enough to remember four months later.

Women in general don't understand this. I'm not sure why.

Great post.

I don't understand why women dress provocatively then get mad when our eyes are naturally drawn to whichever region(s) they are gifted in. I try to be discreet about it but sometimes you just have to openly drool.

And yes, you can look amazing without having boobs or whatever hanging out.

As far as being busted by SOs, I've been lucky where mine have been the "haha busted you!" type, for the most part.

[diethx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/booobs.png

K.

Fucking shit. Those are ridiculous.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/182boner.jpg

I want the cacti penis as a way of punishing supermodels and large breasts. No one is safe when I roam the Savannah. I put on my rancher gear and cowboy hat.

[Vesi]

You can't get annoyed if you are wearing a shirt that accentuates them... If you don't want us to stare while we're talking to you, cover the girls up.

Women don't seem to realize that they can look smoking hot, while still maintaining their dignity. It just takes more effort. I appreciate a really fine-looking woman that doesn’t just pop the chesticles out when they go to the store and want attention.

A few months ago I was in a bank and there was this amazing looking woman at one of the tellers. She had this long dress on with pretty much no cleavage showing. She was stunning enough to remember four months later.

Women in general don't understand this. I'm not sure why.

Thing is, normally when I'm out, I'm not dressed like a hoochie mama. (not that there's anything wrong with dressing like a hoochie mama) I can be wearing pretty much anything and that's where the eyes stray to. I figure it's just a 'guy thing' and even though I used annoyed in my post, I'm really more amused than annoyed. I tell my husband later what they were doing to crack him up. Boys will be boys. ::shrugs::

[Deathravin]

It's amazing how girls know so little of what gets us hot. You'd be surprised the things girls can wear that they feel they're covered, feel gross, not oggleable, and we (at least me... I can't speak for all men anymore) find insanely hot.

[Methais]

It's amazing how girls know so little of what gets us hot. You'd be surprised the things girls can wear that they feel they're covered, feel gross, not oggleable, and we (at least me... I can't speak for all men anymore) find insanely hot.

^

[Trouble]

It's amazing how girls know so little of what gets us hot. You'd be surprised the things girls can wear that they feel they're covered, feel gross, not oggleable, and we (at least me... I can't speak for all men anymore) find insanely hot.

I totally agree here too.

[NocturnalRob]

It's amazing how girls know so little of what gets us hot. You'd be surprised the things girls can wear that they feel they're covered, feel gross, not oggleable, and we (at least me... I can't speak for all men anymore) find insanely hot.

jeans, t-shirt/jeans, old sweatshirt

done


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/booobs.png


thank you

[BigWorm]

So, uh, Narcissiia, you, uh, gonna make it to Simucon? Plz?

[Gan]

I saw this thing on HBO a couple years ago, about strippers. And it was like, "I want my man to go to the strip club and rub his face in titties so when he comes home, he comes home. Cumcumcumcum. Mmhm, girlfriend."

And it was a pasty white girl who said it. I'm really not sure where I was going with this.

O.K.:

Ladies -- Let your partners engage in almost-but-not-quite-sexual-activities so that we can pretend you're that floozy from the titty bar and make bukake all over you.

Lesbian couples: The same thing, except with vaginal bukakes.

Gay dudes: Please, help me dress. I look like a goddamn leprechaun.

Hermaphrodites: You're hermaphrodites.

Eunuchs: Sorry.

Latrinsorm:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6189/skittlesny6.jpg

I feel like I've veered.


hahahahahahahahahaha.

Stan comes through with a good one.

:lol:

[Vesi]

It's amazing how girls know so little of what gets us hot. You'd be surprised the things girls can wear that they feel they're covered, feel gross, not oggleable, and we (at least me... I can't speak for all men anymore) find insanely hot.


You know you're right. I can be wearing no makeup, my glasses and my hair in a ponytail and think I look like warmed over death and my husband will be after me. When I say something he goes... it's the librarian look. heh Y'all are just a bunch of horndogs. (which is fine) Different things appeal to different people and I do understand that.

[Deathravin]

The strangest things attract me sometimes. My wife got glasses a few months ago and... OMG she is so fine in them. She needs to wear glasses all the time. She now LOOKS as nieve and innocent as she really is.

Wife-beaters are another strange fetish.

And to Jeans & a T-Shirt... Oh yes... Jeans & a wife-beater.. Oh yes... Jeans and nothing else.. Oh yes...


Bottom line: If you don't want guys looking, staring, drooling over your tits, don't have them... LOL.

[ViridianAsp]

Bottom line: If you don't want guys looking, staring, drooling over your tits, don't have them... LOL.


I can't say I've ever been offended by it, unless a man crosses the line and sticks his face in or plays with said boobs without permission...


Then I hope they can brace for the pain of balls/face kick.

[Methais]

I can't say I've ever been offended by it, unless a man crosses the line and sticks his face in or plays with said boobs without permission...


Then I hope they can brace for the pain of balls/face kick.

Sometimes a kick to the nuts would be worth it in the case of fondling an epic rack without permission.

[sst]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/booobs.png

K.

I think we need different views and angles just to be sure :popcorn2:

[Methais]

Everytime I check this thread and someone quotes that link again, I can't resist clicking it.

/fap

[Back]

This thread reminds me of a pretty little Korean girl I work with who has a huge rack. Looks tight in a miniskirt and heels and rocks the cleavage. Decisions decisions...

[Methais]

What exactly are you trying to decide?

[sst]

his sexual orentation?

[Deathravin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Majorboobage.PNG

BTW quick tip... don't look up "awesome boobage" on images.google.com at work, no matter how much you're THINKING about southpark...

[Back]

his sexual orentation?

Oh come on. You know what I mean. Is it worth all the drama it would cause? Hmm... actually, it could not sully my rep one iota.

[Meos]

Big boobs that have huge strechted out aeolas are deal breakers.

Also, It's always worth the drama to get your weiner wet.

[Deathravin]

Ya... red hair, short, skinny, milk white skin, no freckles, small nippes on C cups... in a wifebeater and skin-tight jeans and glasses.

Done.

[Warriorbird]

Stop talking about Latrin like that.

[DCSL]

This is a hilarious thread. I loves it. If we're requesting boob pictures, though, I cast my vote for side boob. I actually like it more than cleavage sometimes.

[AestheticDeath]

Yeah cleavage is so overdone... side boob is good too!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This is a hilarious thread. I loves it. If we're requesting boob pictures, though, I cast my vote for side boob. I actually like it more than cleavage sometimes.

That's why you love my censored full-on tits pic! :heart:

Edit: Oh and there totally needs to be more pictures. So far Tisket and I are the only ones who've put up!

[AestheticDeath]

Tisket was wearing a shirt.

If I had tits, I'd post em tho.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If I had tits, I'd post em tho.

You do, they're just not nice.

:whistle:

[radamanthys]

I don't think boobs are that big a deal. I've dated girls with next to none, and girls with well... big'uns.

I was equally attracted to both sets, regardless of chesticle size.

*shrug*

[ViridianAsp]

That's why you love my censored full-on tits pic! :heart:

Edit: Oh and there totally needs to be more pictures. So far Tisket and I are the only ones who've put up!


Yeah, sorry I don't show my naked boobs to strangers. My SO would be pissed.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

No need to get pissy about a joke.

[Clove]

Yeah, sorry I don't show my naked boobs to strangers. My SO would be pissed.He'd prefer she show them to people she knows.

[Drew]

Wait, someone has been showing NAKED boobs? Where are those? I've only seen covered ones.

[Gan]

Oh come on. You know what I mean. Is it worth all the drama it would cause? Hmm... actually, it could not sully my rep one iota.
LOL - you mean like the rep you have around here?

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/7/75/rofl.jpg


Ya... red hair, short, skinny, milk white skin, no freckles, small nippes on C cups... in a wifebeater and skin-tight jeans and glasses. Done.
x 1000

[Clove]

And for the record, it's all about body ratio. Boobs are pleasant, but size isn't so very important- just as long as her tits are bigger than mine.

[Clove]

Ya... red hair, short, skinny, milk white skin, no freckles, small nippes on C cups... in a wifebeater and skin-tight jeans and glasses.

Done.A woman without freckles is like a sky without stars.

Overalls with an A-shirt underneath.

[Gan]

And for the record, it's all about body ratio. Boobs are pleasant, but size isn't so very important- just as long as her tits are bigger than mine.

Its all about conformity. :yes:

[CrystalTears]

I have a tattoo on my right boob. It would be stupid for me to get upset if someone were staring at my breasts if the tattoo showed at the time.

I'm amazed I missed this thread somehow.

[Gan]

I have a tattoo on my right boob. It would be stupid for me to get upset if someone were staring at my breasts if the tattoo showed at the time.

I'm amazed I missed this thread somehow.

We're all awaiting your .jpg contribution...

[Parkbandit]

I have a tattoo on my right boob. It would be stupid for me to get upset if someone were staring at my breasts if the tattoo showed at the time.

I'm amazed I missed this thread somehow.


Pic or I'll call you a liar.

[CrystalTears]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/personal/tattoo.jpg

Sorry I don't have one of the twins together.

[Gan]

Is that a Prince tattoo?

http://artsuppliesonline.com/blog/princelogo.jpg

And thanks.... :drool:

[CrystalTears]

Is that a Prince tattoo?Yessir

[CrystalTears]

Well I have this pic, but it's about 10 years old, with a friend of mine who is just as endowed.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/personal/meclaud.jpg

[Gan]

mercy

[Clove]

tantas curvas y yo sin frenas.

[Parkbandit]

tantas curvas y yo sin frenas.


I'll go ahead and translate that for you:

Holy fucking shit, those are nice funbags.

[Clove]

Co&#241;o, mire el tama&#241;o de esas monta&#241;as…

[Parkbandit]

Coño, mire el tamaño de esas montañas…

Loosely translated to:

Damn PB, You know a nice set of honkers when you see them!

[Fallen]

Rennies are always hot.

Edited to add: Except when they are not.

[Gan]

Coño, mire el tamaño de esas montañas…

LOL

[Tisket]

Love the new avatar, CT.

And the mammaries.

[DCSL]

Hmm... I never suspected that so many guys would have a very (VERY) specific type that turned them on. I've heard guys talk about traits they really liked or items of clothing, but nothing so specific as to describe a girl from head down including what she should wear.

Makes me feel indiscriminate when it comes to girls. I like 'em any which way. With guys, I'm more picky. Jeans have to be tight on the ass but nowhere else and he has to actually have an ass. Big hands with long fingers, broad shoulders, and definitely definitely definitely dark hair. I prefer dark skin as well but I dig the dark hair/pale skin combo too. Blonds keep out unless you're rocking something metallic looking.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Big hands with long fingers>>

http://i35.tinypic.com/15zglfm.jpg

[Tisket]

You have webbed fingers. lol

[Clove]

You have webbed fingers. lolThat's hot.

[Atlanteax]

he's a Mutie!!

[NocturnalRob]

he's a Mutie!!

he's different! let's get 'im!!

[Tisket]

That's hot.

I think it's hotter that he has well kept nails. Seriously, I hate ragged/grimy nails on a guy.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Tisket
I think it's hotter that he has well kept nails. Seriously, I hate ragged/grimy nails on a guy.

Elitist! Way to hate on the blue collared men of the world!

[Tisket]

mmmm hot construction guys get a nail pass.

[Stanley Burrell]

mmmm hot construction guys get a nail pass.

I will wear a green traffic cone to satisfy the ladies.


Elitist! Way to hate on the blue collared men of the world!

Also, I couldn't find any pictures of Kevin Costner's gills from Waterworld to prove that Bob has been genetically predispositioned to survive ice caps melting.

[NocturnalRob]

Also, I couldn't find any pictures of Kevin Costner's gills from Waterworld to prove that Bob has been genetically predispositioned to survive ice caps melting.

hahah...that was the first thing I looked for.

or a pic of the guy getting shot in the foot with a spear gun

[Augie]

Here's a pic of my girlfriend Carie and I when we were out and about at a piano bar Memorial Day 2007. My boobs are even huger than that now due to having the baby.

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7d733b3127cce98548477e97700000037100AYsWrJw4bt2 PA

[AnticorRifling]

Hmm... I never suspected that so many guys would have a very (VERY) specific type that turned them on. I've heard guys talk about traits they really liked or items of clothing, but nothing so specific as to describe a girl from head down including what she should wear.

Makes me feel indiscriminate when it comes to girls. I like 'em any which way. With guys, I'm more picky. Jeans have to be tight on the ass but nowhere else and he has to actually have an ass. Big hands with long fingers, broad shoulders, and definitely definitely definitely dark hair. I prefer dark skin as well but I dig the dark hair/pale skin combo too. Blonds keep out unless you're rocking something metallic looking.


I've got certain likes sure, but really it all goes back to pizza being pizza.

[Stanley Burrell]

Here's a pic of my girlfriend Carie and I when we were out and about at a piano bar Memorial Day 2007. My boobs are even huger than that now due to having the baby.

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7d733b3127cce98548477e97700000037100AYsWrJw4bt2 PA

Those are some supple yellow and turquoise articles of haberdashery.

If your eyes don't gravitate to the boobage, instantly, then maybe you have allergies.

....

Boob allergies.

That'd be the worst fucking allergy ever. I bet that's what the Hell I don't believe in is like. An eternity of siestas involving almost-gropable cleavage but compulsive sneezing fits.

When I aced analogies on the SATs, I think that's when it was decided that people should discard that section immediately.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Anticor
I've got certain likes sure, but really it all goes back to pizza being pizza.

How expensive was the pizza and did you tip the delivery guy?

[ViridianAsp]

No need to get pissy about a joke.

I wasn't getting pissy. Trust me, if I get pissy, you'll know it.

[AnticorRifling]

How expensive was the pizza and did you tip the delivery guy?

It was only one pizza so I used a formula of (X - Y) / 2 where X is the price of gas and Y is the Julian Date. Had it been two pizzas I would have used R / 2.6 where R is equal to the closing trade value of PIZ on the NYSE divided by the pizza guy's body weight.

Rounded down of course.

[Stanley Burrell]

This is Stretch's best thread ever. Even if it doesn't involve my mannips.

[DCSL]

Bad Alex. Are you trying to make me into a pedophile?!

[Back]

Bad Alex. Are you trying to make me into a pedophile?!

Busted?

[Tisket]

Bad Alex. Are you trying to make me into a pedophile?!

He's 18 now. Fair game. Well, legal game anyway.

[DCSL]

See, but I remember when he was thirteen. It feels wrong to think his hands are sexy.

[Tisket]

Focus on the webs.

[AestheticDeath]

webs, pale skin, and blue veins... just missing deep wrinkles

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Hmm... I never suspected that so many guys would have a very (VERY) specific type that turned them on. I've heard guys talk about traits they really liked or items of clothing, but nothing so specific as to describe a girl from head down including what she should wear.

Makes me feel indiscriminate when it comes to girls. I like 'em any which way. With guys, I'm more picky. Jeans have to be tight on the ass but nowhere else and he has to actually have an ass. Big hands with long fingers, broad shoulders, and definitely definitely definitely dark hair. I prefer dark skin as well but I dig the dark hair/pale skin combo too. Blonds keep out unless you're rocking something metallic looking.

I feel more picky with men than women too. Broad shoulders, nice arms, strong hands. I am also one of those women who find defined abs to be weird looking on men or women. Hard abs are okay but an 8 pack just sort of freaks me out.

As far as women go, curves are my only real condition. I don't have anything specific just as long as it looks natural and curvy.

[TheSmooth1]

As far as women go, curves are my only real condition. I don't have anything specific just as long as it looks natural and curvy.

Wanna hook up?

http://fs.blackplanet.com/778792286bdaa612e4b667e2e740354de8bd7a05/437x

Why are all women bisexual again?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I said curves, not hormone-induced frighteningly masculine musculature.

+ Not all women are bi. K thx.

[Tisket]

http://fs.blackplanet.com/778792286bdaa612e4b667e2e740354de8bd7a05/437x



Shave her head and paint her orange and she could be the Thing from Fantastic Four.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Shave her head and paint her orange and she could be the Thing from Fantastic Four.

:rofl:

[Drew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/tits-or-gtfo-1.jpg

[Drew]

Also this for all the sad ladies...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/greatbutt.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Amen.

[Winter's Kiss]

God.. this thread reminds me of the debates we had in high school.. Amusing, no lack of cleavage and always a random ass comment thrown in.

[Warriorbird]

Hmm. Do bi women have lower standards for girls because it is harder to find women that'll sleep with them than men?

I can't think of a single bi woman I've met who's as specific about women (breast size or whatever) as guys I know.

[CrystalTears]

The only real thing I'm picky about, either men or women, is that they're not blonde. Blondes just don't do it for me.

Other than that, what I find easy on the eyes changes from person to person so I can't pinpoint what exactly I look for.

[DCSL]

One of my friends was talking about degrees of bisexuality and I think I'm somewhere in the middle of the scale. I haven't had as many relationships with women as I have with men and I don't necessarily go seeking women when I'm single. It's just that whenever the opportunity presents itself and I find the other woman compatible, I'm open to it.

As far as pickiness... Honestly, I think women (in general) are just hotter than men (in general). It's easier for me to accept a wider variety in women because there's almost always something on 'em that I like. 'cept ultra skinnies. There has to be something to grip, damnit.

[CrystalTears]

It's easier for me to accept a wider variety in women because there's almost always something on 'em that I like. 'cept ultra skinnies. There has to be something to grip, damnit.
Agreed

[Some Rogue]

One of my friends was talking about degrees of bisexuality and I think I'm somewhere in the middle of the scale. I haven't had as many relationships with women as I have with men and I don't necessarily go seeking women when I'm single. It's just that whenever the opportunity presents itself and I find the other woman compatible, I'm open to it.


/fap

[Clove]

Lick, don't grip. Sheesh.