Do you star in a porno?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

As per Tisket's request, this is now a thread.

Do you star in your own pornos?

Do you put Paris Hilton to shame?


OTHER relevant questions are if you have:

Do you regret it?

Were you disappointed in your performance?

Were they ever discovered by someone you didn't want discovering it/them/whatever?

[Tisket]

lol

I've never been taped having sex (that I am aware of anyway) but every boyfriend I've ever had has asked me if they can take pictures. WTF is up with that. Always said no because the potential for something like that being used against you is too great to risk.

[diethx]

Totally.

[Solkern]

yup and i sell them on e bay

[diethx]

Where the fuck is the, "I was drunk, OKAY?!?!?!" option?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Where the fuck is the, "I was drunk, OKAY?!?!?!" option?

That'll have to go under the non-committal "Maybe one or two" option

[Tisket]

I want to know if people regretted it after the fact or if they were disappointed in their own performance when they watched it.

[diethx]

Fine.

I didn't regret it, but I was embarassed watching it. I was fucking wasted.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I want to know if people regretted it after the fact or if they were disappointed in their own performance when they watched it.

There will definitely need to be a follow-up thread to this, haha.

[Tisket]

Just edit your op to ask. Save forum space!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'll admit it, I have well over 10 videos of myself engaged in a sexual act. I like watching myself give head, mostly.

And, I don't feel regret or anything.

[Tisket]

O.O

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You can't have a topic like this and not expect something shocking, haha.

[diethx]

^

Er... that was to Tisket's post.

[Asha]

Definitely have. Not a full movie or anything, but filmed lots of crazy cool things.
Started as a birthday present then just got too much fun not do it every now and then as a treat :)

[Tisket]

I just feel like I should do at least one while everything on my body is still in it's normal place. I'd feel pretty stupid filming one at 60. Wrinkly sex probably doesn't translate well to film.

[thefarmer]

There have been no replies other than you 3... Why?

A few choices:

1) Fapping

2) Madly searching the interwebz for proof of previously mentioned videos

3) Fapping

4) Already finished fapping and enjoying a post-fap cig/drink/hit/etc

[Asha]

I'll admit it, I have well over 10 videos of myself engaged in a sexual act. I like watching myself give head, mostly.

And, I don't feel regret or anything.

I recorded a few POVs of myself receiving such. They're my favourites tbh.

[Tisket]

1) Fapping



Film or it didn't happen.

[diethx]

There have been no replies other than you 3... Why?

A few choices:

1) Fapping

2) Madly searching the interwebz for proof of previously mentioned videos

3) Fapping

4) Already finished fapping and enjoying a post-fap cig/drink/hit/etc

Ahahaha.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I just feel like I should do at least one while everything on my body is still in it's normal place. I'd feel pretty stupid filming one at 60. Wrinkly sex probably doesn't translate well to film.

And if you keep them around you can always nostalgically look back on the days before you became a wrinkly sack of skin!

[Tisket]

I'm hoping complete face and body lifts are performed via drive thru by then.

[thefarmer]

And if you keep them around you can always nostalgically look back on the days before you became a wrinkly sack of skin!

This made me laugh so hard I startled my puppy who was sleeping across the room.

[thefarmer]

Film or it didn't happen.

You're gonna make Backlash jealous...

[diethx]

Why haven't you voted yet?!

[Tisket]

You're gonna make Backlash jealous...

This is why I would never post me and my husband having sex. It would just make all other men feel inadequate.

:P

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This is why I would never post me and my husband having sex. It would just make all other men feel inadequate.

:P

:rofl:

[radamanthys]

I have more than one or two, but less than a full library.

In fact, this hard drive would basically invalidate me from running for public office. Just sayin'.

[Miscast]

I dated a pornstar once

[Tisket]

I dated a pornstar once

Are they always "on" even when engaged in sex in private? Always wondered if they are still thinking angles, lighting, and postitioning for the camera when not actually working. Or do they say "not tonight honey, I had sex five times today already!"? Sort of like the shoemakers kids being shoeless only in this case, sexless?

[Miscast]

Sex was always after we were both shitfaced with alcohol. To my recollection, she wasn't really on and I had to do everything as usual.

[radamanthys]

You can't not vote after that kinda comment!

Well, you can. But you know what I mean, hehe.

[Drew]

Well first I have to get the lighting right so the scene really stands out. After that it's mostly just lowering my water intake so my 'ceps really pop and making sure I get my flex on.

http://www.tagbanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/americanpsycho.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

I dated a pornstar once

what was his name?

[LOL BRIELUS]

http://www.cakefarts.com/

[Clove]

This is why I would never post me and my husband having sex. It would just make all other men feel inadequate.

:POr relieved :P

[Clove]

Under the terms of my settlement I cannot comment.

[Gan]

And if you keep them around you can always nostalgically look back on the days before you became a wrinkly sack of skin!
And even pass on to your kids for the memories. Imagine their suprise when they stumble across them while going through your stuff during the estate sale...


Under the terms of my settlement I cannot comment.
LOL

[RichardCranium]

And even pass on to your kids for the memories. Imagine their suprise when they stumble across them while going through your stuff during the estate sale...

I found some movies with my step-mom in them when I was a kid. I fapped.

[crazymage]

Fine.

I didn't regret it, but I was embarassed watching it. I was fucking wasted.

Seen it, you have nothing to be embarassed about.

[Gan]

:(

[Drew]

I found some movies with my step-mom in them when I was a kid. I fapped.

As disturbing as this is, please tell me it was at least before the internet so you had no options?

[RichardCranium]

It was before the internet.

[Fallen]

This thread is funny.

[Gan]

This thread is funny.

And sick on a level that would make Larry Flynt proud.

[Clove]

That reminds me, Narcissiia, let me know when you start casting extras, I'm in your neck of the woods.

[RichardCranium]

That reminds me, Narcissiia, let me know when you start casting extras, I'm in your neck of the woods.


LOL Clove wants to be a "fluffer".

[Fallen]

"You know that's not good for the load paper tray."

[Sean]

Clove is only available for DVDA scenes...

[The Ponzzz]

I LOL'd when I saw mine. Never again! Unless I'm getting paid!

[NocturnalRob]

Clove is only available for DVDA scenes...

as the "stretcher"

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:rofl:

You guys are jerks.

[Stanley Burrell]

My porn is involved in a condom fetish and kind women who are O.K. with my losing an erection two or three times and then prematurely ejackin' while doing hardcore missionary on a dank ass bed in a dark room. Ohhhh yeah. I should just join a monastery, or a priesthood.

I just tape you having sex.

[Bobmuhthol]

I recorded a few POVs of myself receiving such. They're my favourites tbh.

+1

[iJin]

Bob has starred in many, I have heard.


!

[Some Rogue]

Bob Me Bob 1-9?

[NocturnalRob]

Bob has starred in many, I have heard.


!

i laughed hysterically at this one. Bob...just...no, i'm sorry. i'm gonna have to call false on this one. but nice try.

[Bobmuhthol]

I didn't make the claim?

[Tisket]

I think it would be really funny to find a friend's sex tape and edit narration over it, then slip it back. The downside is that I'd have to see them naked.

[Clove]

Why you phobic or something?

[Tisket]

I have a hard time looking at some of my friends CLOTHED. :P

[Clove]

I have a hard time looking at some of my friends CLOTHED. :PGet better looking friends :P

[NocturnalRob]

I think it would be really funny to find a friend's sex tape and edit narration over it, then slip it back. The downside is that I'd have to see them naked.

no, see...that's the fun part. don't watch the video, but just edit random narration (with sexually explicit overtones) into it.

during reverse cowgirl: "As you can see, the Grand Canyon really should be considered one of the 7 Wonders of the World. Observe the power and raw ferocity of the Colorado River..." Blah blah blah...whatever. Make up your own shit.

[Tisket]

We have this one friend who has so much back hair he could braid it. I don't want to watch that on film. I'll make my husband edit it if we ever find a sex tape of his. lmao.

[NocturnalRob]

We have this one friend who has so much back hair he could braid it.

personally i'm of the opinion that people should be comfortable with their bodies. if they are, then who cares what other people think? except with back hair. that shit is gross.

[Clove]

I'm comfortable with Tisket's body (and that includes the back hair).

[CrystalTears]

personally i'm of the opinion that people should be comfortable with their bodies. if they are, then who cares what other people think? except with back hair. that shit is gross.
Mmm bear back.
http://www.global-electrolysis-supply.com/Man_Back_Hair_1.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Mmm bear back.

Condoms? what are those?

another fave: Foreplay? Is that like a sexual position?

[Gan]

Mmm bear back.
http://www.global-electrolysis-supply.com/Man_Back_Hair_1.jpg

ugh

thats just nasty

:(

:help:

[Tisket]

I'm giving up all future children for you guys. Hope you fucks are appreciative. My vasectomized husband is devastated...

:P

[diethx]

Seen it, you have nothing to be embarassed about.

Keep dreaming <3


LOL Clove wants to be a "fluffer".

lol

[Apathy]

Mmm bear back.
http://www.global-electrolysis-supply.com/Man_Back_Hair_1.jpg

Different kind of "bear back":

http://www.roselandwv.com/Gallery/2007%20Pics/Bear%20Fair/BF-Logo-675.jpg

And yeah... as far as that video goes... heh. Maybe.

[Back]

I have not only a photographic memory... but also a videographic memory. There are a few in the middle of the archive that are a bit blurry yet still memorable. I only have a top 3 though. A top 5 would be way to generous.

[diethx]

I have not only a photographic memory... but also a videographic memory. There are a few in the middle of the archive that are a bit blurry yet still memorable. I only have a top 3 though. A top 5 would be way to generous.

Porno != you masturbating on your webcam for an audience of... you.

What Narcissiia meant by that choice was an entire library of yourself, and at least one someone elses.

[Back]

Porno != you masturbating on your webcam for an audience of... you.

Thats some nice projecting... but, no.


What Narcissiia meant by that choice was an entire library of yourself, and at least one someone elses.

I understood that. Like I said, I have a videographic memory and was not foolish enough to actually get filmed myself.

[SayGoodbye]

I can't vote. :( I've only done pics.

[Snapp]

I'm giving up all future children for you guys. Hope you fucks are appreciative. My vasectomized husband is devastated...

:P

:lol:

I did my part. You get knocked up and there'll be hell to pay.



Edit: Oh and yea, I may have been in a home video or two. :saint:

[diethx]

I understood that. Like I said, I have a videographic memory and was not foolish enough to actually get filmed myself.

Yeah, that Beth might've posted it on the PC. Goodness knows she wasn't shy about giving everyone the details of your... little issue.

I doubt the hookers would've gone to such lengths, though.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Like I said, I have a videographic memory and was not foolish enough to actually get filmed myself.

That wasn't really the question-- a vivid memory isn't a porno. I meant something that a third party could objectively watch at some point.

[Sean of the Thread]

That wasn't really the question-- a vivid memory isn't a porno. I meant something that a third party could objectively watch at some point.

Exactly.


Oh and blacklash don't make me pull the logs of you begging to masturbate to the moldy bra.


Because I will.

[Tisket]

I did my part. You get knocked up and there'll be hell to pay.

I totally want to send you a video of myself now.

<3 Snapparoo

[diethx]

Exactly.


Oh and blacklash don't make me pull the logs of you begging to masturbate to the moldy bra.


Because I will.

Uhhh, moldy bra? lol, wtf, explain plz.

[thefarmer]

Ick.

No.. don't

[Drew]

That's a page of the history book better left stuck together.

[Clove]

Yeah, that Beth might've posted it on the PC. Goodness knows she wasn't shy about giving everyone the details of your... little issue.

I doubt the hookers would've gone to such lengths, though.It costs extra.

[Meos]

UFOPORNOOO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzD35xLek9Q

[Clove]

How can Backlash have an entire library of himself? They don't make zoom lenses that powerful.

[Stanley Burrell]

Type "pterodactyl porn" into your search engine.

[Back]

So many trolls, so little time, so not worth it.



That wasn't really the question-- a vivid memory isn't a porno. I meant something that a third party could objectively watch at some point.

Ahh. Then I need to work on my telepathy. I could pen a few salacious stories but its not quite the same. Thankfully there is no physical documentation of my sex life... only rumor, hearsay, gossip and ballyhoo.

[Clove]

Oh there's documentation. Just no films.

[Back]

Oh there's documentation. Just no films.

Au contraire, mon petit cherubim. There is only folklore.

[Nieninque]

Yeah, that Beth might've posted it on the PC. Goodness knows she wasn't shy about giving everyone the details of your... little issue.

I doubt the hookers would've gone to such lengths, though.

Were you even here when Beth posted here? Just curious. If so, did you post on a different name before Diethx?
And as far as I know, she didn't post it on the PC, she told a couple of people who then did the deed for her.

[Clove]

Au contraire, mon petit cherubim. There is only folklore.Nope, I spoke with Bethany all the time and mon petit is PRECISELY the right word.

[Stanley Burrell]

Type "pterodactyl porn" into your search engine.

.

[Back]

Nope, I spoke with Bethany all the time and mon petit is PRECISELY the right word.

I did more than speak with Betheny. Looks like I win.

[Stanley Burrell]

I am offering my virgin for the last 20 months self to the first debutante who dresses up like a pterodactyl.

[diethx]

Were you even here when Beth posted here? Just curious. If so, did you post on a different name before Diethx?
And as far as I know, she didn't post it on the PC, she told a couple of people who then did the deed for her.

Nah, that's why I said "that Beth".. meaning that girl Beth. I didn't know her, only hear the stories. I think I had an account back in '03 or '04 but I don't think I ever actually used it (nor do I even remember the handle), and I never started reading on a regular basis or posting at all until I made diethx.

Edit: Oh, and I want to hear the moldy bra story. Someone PM if it's too vile (or something) to repeat here, hehe.

[Back]

Edit: Oh, and I want to hear the moldy bra story. Someone PM if it's too vile (or something) to repeat here, hehe.

It is a years old legend. Sean2 (Xyelin) and Alfster convinced some random chick to show them her bra then posted pics.

[TheSmooth1]

Holy christ I remember that now. ugh

Leetahkin was it?

[Clove]

I did more than speak with Betheny. Looks like I win.Yes. Ridicule.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I was curious about this moldy bra story too.

[Back]

Yes. Ridicule.

Step away from the keyboard and get out there and experience life!

I’m feeling a bit lazy at the moment so I’ll volunteer to save the seats until you get back.

[Methais]

http://betterdonkey.org/files/images/hussein_in_briefs-498.jpg

[Brattt8525]

It is a years old legend. Sean2 (Xyelin) and Alfster convinced some random chick to show them her bra then posted pics.

My memory isn't always spot on but from what I remember about a *bra* incident this was no *random* chick and you were involved and even had met her in an airport?

I might be totally wrong, and am fairly certain if I am Sean2 can correct me.

[Clove]

Step away from the keyboard and get out there and experience life!

I’m feeling a bit lazy at the moment so I’ll volunteer to save the seats until you get back.Considering I didn't spend my winter creating alternate logins to circumvent a PC ban... I'm gonna go with "I experience more life than you"

[Nieninque]

Considering I didn't spend my winter creating alternate logins to circumvent a PC ban... I'm gonna go with "I experience more life than you"

I think you are being a little harsh.
Backlash has experienced a great deal of life.

http://members.aol.com/shiftzero/zoo071704/071704-1.jpg

[Back]

My memory isn't always spot on but from what I remember about a *bra* incident this was no *random* chick and you were involved and even had met her in an airport?

I might be totally wrong, and am fairly certain if I am Sean2 can correct me.

Yes. I was involved. No. I never met her in an airport.

[Back]

I think you are being a little harsh.
Backlash has experienced a great deal of life.

http://members.aol.com/shiftzero/zoo071704/071704-1.jpg

Fucking wow.

http://members.aol.com/shiftzero/SoIQuit.mp3

[Back]

http://members.aol.com/zendada/TimeHasCome.mp3

[Tisket]

Maimara looks kind of cute in that picture, in a wild woman, don't fuck with me, kind of way. Who is the dude in the middle.

[Tisket]

Is that even Maimara? I've seen pics but that one is so grainy its hard to tell if its her or not.

Fuck you all if it is not.

[Back]

Is that even Maimara? I've seen pics but that one is so grainy its hard to tell if its her or not.

Fuck you all if it is not.

It is. And the darkie in the middle is Tamral. lol.

[Tisket]

That picture looks like a promo for a serial killer\slasher flick.

[Back]

She might be capable. Might be.

[Tisket]

You'd be playing the role of that dude who is so annoying the audience cheers when he gets whacked.

[Sean of the Thread]

I definitely remember you meeting her in an airport at the very least.

[Back]

I definitely remember you meeting her in an airport at the very least.

Your brain is addled, old man.

[Brattt8525]

Your brain is addled, old man.

Well that makes 2 people who remember you her and an airport. If I remember right *she* posted about it, I might be wrong but one of you did.

It *may* have come out in the whole oh noz you took a screen shot of me in my bra incident.

Gosh thats what 2 years ago now? Either way to call her some *random* chick was a tad misleading.

[Back]

4 years or more by my estimation. I wish my life was as exciting as people think it is.

[Tisket]

I wish my life was as exciting as people think it is.

Rest easy, we know it's not exciting.

[Back]

Ahh, I feel comforted.

[Tisket]

Here's BL trying to talk Maim into meeting him:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/archive/index.php/t-3280.html

And here's Maim in an airport:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/archive/index.php/t-3425.html

But can't find their actual meeting posted. Granted I didn't look long. Someone feels like it here's the archives link:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/archive/index.php/f-46.html

[Bobmuhthol]

wtf, it's a different person, so your searches don't mean anything especially when her account is gone

[Tisket]

It's not betheny/maimara under discussion earlier? I missed the whole moldy bra incident.

[Bobmuhthol]

Maimara never had a moldy bra, but that stupid bitch I couldn't stand sure did. (One of?) Her account(s) was Leetahkin.

[Tisket]

lol I'm confused then. It's still fun to read the archives though.

[Brattt8525]

4 years ago? Damn WTmajor H I sure didn't think it was that long ago. Either way the term random chick was boogus LOL

[Snapp]

I missed the whole moldy bra incident.

Be thankful.

And I know moldy bra lady posted as 'Nobody Cares' for a while.. which was pretty appropriate for the whiny crap she used to post.

[Tisket]

I remember that name.

[diethx]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=22697

I haven't read but the first page since I need to study and stop reading the PC. :banghead:

But someone sent me the link and apparently this is the moldy bra incident for those wondering.

[Tisket]

Jeez, I even posted in that thread. My memory is so fucking bad sometimes. Or maybe it was selective memory at work. I'll go with that instead...