Audiophiles Alert

[Martaigne]

Check out the reviews on this set of Denon speaker wires right here. (http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_next_3?%5Fencoding=UTF8&pageNumber=3)

Effing hilarious! This is my favorite:


Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will. I'm still having a major existential hangover.

[Clove]

This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES.

I don't have much time. This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be--Buncha wiseasses... gotta love it.