Are you angry?

[Back]

What about?

I’m not so angry these days... but stupid people kind of bug me. I mean really stupid people. You know, the kind of people who stand in the middle of the sidewalk?

[radamanthys]

In before obligatory insult to backlash.

[Keller]

Ya.

Today I took a diagnostic test. There is this bitch from my school (I posted about her a while ago: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=728147&postcount=27) who was there, too. Out of an entire room (big ballroom at the Mariott at LAX) she and her friend decide to sit directly in front of me and my friend Angela. She turns around and looks at me. I smile, trying to be pleasant. She gives me the most evil fucking glare you can imagine.

But that's not why I'm angry. I'm angry because I'm not longshot and I couldn't come up with the perfect zinger on the spot. During lunch (it was a 7 hr test, 6 hrs of test w/ a 1hr lunch) Angela and brainstormed. Something like, "Propernamehere, someday I hope you take the floaties off, get out of the kiddie pool, and join the rest of the adults in the emotional deep end."

Lame, I know. How would you call someone shallow in the most hurtful yet non-profane way?

[radamanthys]

"For some reason, you remind me of Carrot Top's comedy. Not really sure why."

"what's up, little miss upgradeable?"

you: "Pardon me- I'm curious about something"
her (presumably disdainfully): "Yea, what's that?"
You: "How do you deal with it?"
her (curiosity piqued): "With what?"
you: The name everyone calls you, it would really upset me"
her: What name is that?
you: you know... dirty bird?
her: ...<insert whatever response here> (day ruined)

[Gan]

Ya.

Today I took a diagnostic test. There is this bitch from my school (I posted about her a while ago: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=728147&postcount=27) who was there, too. Out of an entire room (big ballroom at the Mariott at LAX) she and her friend decide to sit directly in front of me and my friend Angela. She turns around and looks at me. I smile, trying to be pleasant. She gives me the most evil fucking glare you can imagine.

But that's not why I'm angry. I'm angry because I'm not longshot and I couldn't come up with the perfect zinger on the spot. During lunch (it was a 7 hr test, 6 hrs of test w/ a 1hr lunch) Angela and brainstormed. Something like, "Propernamehere, someday I hope you take the floaties off, get out of the kiddie pool, and join the rest of the adults in the emotional deep end."

Lame, I know. How would you call someone shallow in the most hurtful yet non-profane way?

Perfect Longshot response:
"I see you have the saddlebags loaded, where's the horse?"

And if her friend is on the same page as the offending bitch: Glance at her friend and say:
"Oh, nevermind. Its already here".

[MotleyCrew]

cman gkick Backlash

There, I feel much better now.

[Drew]

Now I know how you masturbate by typing.

[Miscast]

I'm going to bludgeon the yakuza owner of the hostess club where my ex gf works with a hammer. If you don't hear from me again, I wasn't successful.

[Latrinsorm]

I dunno, Keller, if your emotions are caught up in your ability to zing some gold-digger, maybe your anger is misplaced.

[Daniel]

There is nothing wrong about zinging trifling bitches.

[Stanley Burrell]

I am bleeding all over the face like my jawline was having its period. No fucking razor company, shaving cream or magic grooming implement exists on this planet that doesn't remove pieces of my facial tissue along with it.

Fuck.

[longshot]

Ya.

Today I took a diagnostic test. There is this bitch from my school (I posted about her a while ago: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=728147&postcount=27) who was there, too. Out of an entire room (big ballroom at the Mariott at LAX) she and her friend decide to sit directly in front of me and my friend Angela. She turns around and looks at me. I smile, trying to be pleasant. She gives me the most evil fucking glare you can imagine.

But that's not why I'm angry. I'm angry because I'm not longshot and I couldn't come up with the perfect zinger on the spot. During lunch (it was a 7 hr test, 6 hrs of test w/ a 1hr lunch) Angela and brainstormed. Something like, "Propernamehere, someday I hope you take the floaties off, get out of the kiddie pool, and join the rest of the adults in the emotional deep end."

Lame, I know. How would you call someone shallow in the most hurtful yet non-profane way?

I wouldn't say anything. Just smile at her. Not anything sarcastic... just something normal that says, "I'm happy to see you," or "Nice outside, isn't it?"

If you want to turn it up a bit... don't move your head in like you're consciously zooming in, but give a glance down at her diamondless left hand. (**This is based on what was said in the previous post.) Then casually look back at her. Still smiling of course.

Silence/non-response is really effective. Not just for screwing with people. It's not an easy thing to do...

I'm not sure how much interaction you have with this person, but sometimes a compliment that's not really a compliment also works really well. You'd need to see this person on a fairly regular basis, or have to talk to them occasionally.

"I like your shoes. My mom has the same pair. She says they're really comfortable."

BTW, when I hear "zinger," I think of "Yo mamma" jokes or something. They aren't all that creative. I think there's a difference between something like that, and a general snide remark. That's just my opinion though.

I sound really manipulative when I write this stuff... god, I can be such an asshole... sorry.