What is the worst thing you can call someone?

[Back]

We here at the PC specialize in insults. Kind-of. There really is an art to it. A finesse...

What is your go-to insult when you are beat?

[Some Rogue]

Backlash.

[Back]

Backlash.

You get points for irony, but thats very weak.

[Tisket]

Backlash.


Fucker. You beat me to it. AGAIN. H8 U.

[Back]

Fucker. You beat me to it. AGAIN. H8 U.

You’re such a dickhead.

[BigWorm]

Actually, you just got pwned

[Tisket]

You’re such a dickhead.

"Dickhead" is the best you've got? Pathetic.

[Miscast]

lol i knew what would happen before opening this thread

[Solkern]

^

[Back]

lol i knew what would happen before opening this thread

;)

At least someone gets it.

[Tisket]

At least someone gets it.

We all get that you are an idiot. It's old news. Even though you do seem intent on proving it over and over and over again...

[Snapp]

;)

At least someone gets it.

Get what? That most posters here agree with Some Rogue?

[Back]

I do not have the time to explain it. It should be apparent. And, yes, I am throwing it out. I know the answer and not one of you have found it yet.

[Khariz]

I do not have the time to explain it. It should be apparent. And, yes, I am throwing it out. I know the answer and not one of you have found it yet.

Cuntdraste?

Emislutty?

[BigWorm]

SeanyDigital?

[Back]

Wrong and wrong. I have the best but I only unleash it in unusually critical circumstances.

[radamanthys]

a good insult lies within the context of the insultee's insecurities and appropriate timing.

"you're forgettable" works well.
"sorry, you're just a warm hole" also can work on certain females, at certain times.
"you're too short/balding/small dicked to ever succeed" are always sensitive spots for males.

Sometimes it's all action. A glance, touch, or a pinch, with the correct facial expression afterwards can open a person's insecurities right up. Combined with "you're pretty... perfect child-bearing hips" can rip certain girls up.

As I said, it's all about the context and timing.

[radamanthys]

What's yours, back?

[diethx]

Backlash.

WIN :D

And stop fucking encouraging him, radamanthys. FFS :(

[Dwarven Empath]

In the UK if you call someone a cunt, its no big deal. But in America you call someone a cunt its like the worse thing you could ever say.

I called this guy a shit stain once and he didn't like it. So when I get mad at somebody I call them a shit stain.

Your nothing but a mother fucking shit stain!

[Asha]

True, we can even refer to people affectionately or sympathetically using the word 'cunt'.

Definitely the worst thing you can say is referring to someone's shortfall or insecurities.
Personally I think anything racist, sexist or ageist. Probably all other 'ists' too.

[Deathravin]

My go-to insult when I am beat, I'm not really an angry guy so when I'm beat IRL it will go something like this:

"pay up, Hancock had a better opening weekend than WallE in the boxoffice"
"your mom had a better opening weekend than WallE, here's your 5 bucks... Where do you want to go for lunch?"

Makes me feel better, they don't care or chuckle a bit, and we go on with life.

[Gan]

Backlash.


LOL

Winner!

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol first thing that came to my mind as well when I saw the title and poster.

Anyways to flatter yourself blacklash as I've seen your attempts at insulting me and they were good for a chuckle.

[RichardCranium]

Calling someone the left-over cum bubble after a lesbian gangbang or the backwash from a fat bitch's douche bottle usually gets a laugh.

[Skeeter]

I like when Nein calls me a tosser or wanker.

[AnticorRifling]

We had two phrases that always made my laugh in the Marine Corps. They aren't horrible insults in and of themselves but for some reason it was the worst thing you could be called and if someone called you out and it wasn't a joke there was generally a problem.

Shitbird and nasty. Basically you're saying they are worthless or full of fail. Nasty was generally someone that couldn't shine a boot or press their shit. Nothing worse than someone looking like a bag of ass while wearing your Eagle Globe and Anchor.

Being called a civilian was pretty bad too lol.

Now I call people titty babies. I'm not big on name calling so much as vocalizing my displeasure at their actions. I tend to hate the action and not the person so that's where I focus my energy.

[RichardCranium]

I like when Nein calls me a tosser or wanker.


I like it when Stay uses muppet too.

[BigWorm]

My girlfriend loves it when I call her my cum dumpster.

[AnticorRifling]

My girlfriend loves it when I call her my cum dumpster.

Yeah she likes it when I call her that too.

[Parkbandit]

or the backlash from a fat bitch's douche bottle usually gets a laugh.


Well played.

[BigWorm]

Yeah she likes it when I call her that too.

Your wife has a face like a glazed donut.

[AnticorRifling]

Your wife has a face like a glazed donut.

If that were the case I wouldn't have these twin boys.

[The Ponzzz]

Stupid Mother Fucker is my first line of defense. Then, well, it changes on who I'm talking to. If it's a female that is easily offended, I go right for Bitch, slut or whore. If the person is slow or dumb, I go right for Useless Piece of Shit. It's good times in The Ponzzz's house.

[BigWorm]

Oh, and I don't know what the worst thing I call someone else is, but the worst thing any other person could ever call me is Daddy.

[Asha]

It's cool when you're talking to a guy you're clearly going get into a fight with and refer to him as sweetheart or love.

[Tisket]

I like when Nein calls me a tosser or wanker.


It's cute when she does it.

[RichardCranium]

Sarah Silverman had some pretty good ones in the opening of "The Way of the Gun". Random and bizarre but good.

[NocturnalRob]

Your wife has a face like a glazed donut.

only when i'm done with her

[Tisket]

I have a new one!

Ashliana.

[Parkbandit]

I have a new one!

Ashliana.


Backlash needs to step it up or he's going to be surpassed in less than a month as the biggest raging douchebag on the PC.

Ashliana did get to where she did in record time though. It took Backlash at least a year or two to become the complete joke he is today.

[Jahira]

I agree with the well-timed shot at an insecurity.

Talking about their hips, their belly, or claiming they have cottage cheese thighs (even if they don't) can really get them going.

If you want to really piss a girl off, go for crazy. Girls hate being called crazy to their face. "I can't believe you. You literallly are fucking crazy"

[diethx]

Isn't Ashliana synonymous with crazy?

[MotleyCrew]

I've never been a big swearer, but my Marine husband is teaching me...heh

I don't usually hurl insults at people, but I do occasionally yell at our computors...first that comes to mind is fuckin cock biter!

[Sean of the Thread]

I've never been a big swearer, but my Marine husband is teaching me...heh

I don't usually hurl insults at people, but I do occasionally yell at our computors...first that comes to mind is fuckin cock biter!

Those damn computors can be real cock biters.

[Nieninque]

In the UK if you call someone a cunt, its no big deal. But in America you call someone a cunt its like the worse thing you could ever say.

That's not true...some people don't mind it, but a lot of people are horrified when someone (mostly me) uses it.


True, we can even refer to people affectionately or sympathetically using the word 'cunt'.

That's because you're all a bunch of northern cunts anyway.

[Sean of the Thread]

My new manager is from some shitty place in or near London and every time she speaks her orders to me I get a boner and think about her tits.

[NocturnalRob]

yeah. british accents = win most of the time.

italian accents = win all the time

[longshot]

The worst thing you can say to someone?

It depends on the goal, and the situation...

When you're going after someone (verbally), you need to be cognizant that any 3rd party is going to be judging you and your target. If you fuck things up, you can actually illicit sympathy for the person you're going after, and inadvertently direct a good deal of animosity your way.

I never say racist things. Ever. For many, many reasons. Can they anger someone? Sure. The can anger someone really fucking quickly too. The problem is that you will lose all sympathy from anyone witnessing the attack. Also, racial comments insult those beyond the intended target. You're blasting an entire group of people. The goal is to be as specific and personal as possible when unleashing the "worst thing you can say to someone." Further, any slur you throw out can potentially stay with you forever. You don't want to be Randy Marsh...

Any race directed comments are also largely void of creativity. There's a certain hack comedian with his own show on Comedy Central that illustrates this quite well.

So, specific is good... anything you say should stick with the person. They should think about it long after the encounter. Generic insults don't do that.

Example:

I was crossing the street, and a woman driving in the opposite direction decided she didn't need to use her turn signal when making a right. I'm stopped in the crosswalk, she's creeping forward. Eventually nobody is moving, as I'm not sure if she's stopping or going. Again, this all would have been avoided had she used her turn signal instead of day dreaming about today's episode of Oprah. Eventually, she blurts out, "What the hell?" (her window was down) and gives me a dirty look.

Now, I could have called her a bitch. A slut. A whatever... she would have just shrugged it off. These are generic.

"Nice love handles."

She wasn't at all huge. But, she wasn't thin either. It was perfectly directed at something she'd be insecure about. She would very likely wonder if she'd grown love handles. It sticks.

If I would have called her a fat bitch, the language is way too strong. Bitch is a rough word to use towards women, so I would have lost sympathy there. I would have been "a real asshole." With "love handles," it's more of an instance of my being harsh, or a little bit mean.

So use words that aren't as strong when you can. Again, nuanced and personal are much better than "YOU FUCKING ASSFUCK!"

Also, and this is a general comedic principle, use the strongest or funniest part of a sentence or phrase last."

Example:

"Survivor Man wouldn't eat your pussy, it tastes that terrible"

"You're pussy tastes so terrible Survivor Man wouldn't eat it."

See, "Survivor Man" is the funny image that you wouldn't expect. So, the second phrase is far more impactful.

[Celephais]

Man... longshot has it down.

[Sean of the Thread]

Bravo.

[Vesi]

I think physical insults are way too easy and make you end up looking dumb. (like fat, skinny, craterface, whatever) I was sitting here thinking and I guess I just don't insult people very much. I do remember trying to get a point across to someone that was just being rude and saying something like:

Since your brain is obviously too small to actually comprehend what I'm saying, I need to talk to your manager.

Yes, weak, but I was really trying to think of insults and I realized there's not many people I need to insult. (though I did enjoy seeing his face go all red) That doesn't mean that some people don't deserve insults, I'm just not usually around them I suppose.


Vesi

P. S. And I suppose technically telling someone they have a small brain could be physical, but that's not how I view it.

[Apathy]

Canadian.

[Asha]

LOL Canadian is even bad over here. Win.

[The Ponzzz]

"Survivor Man wouldn't eat your pussy, it tastes that terrible"

"You're pussy tastes so terrible Survivor Man wouldn't eat it."


See I agreed with you up until the above. This is just too creative to the point where it misses the mark. It's also too long to say. You shouldn't be blurting out phrases like this to insult someone, it looks too planned out.

[Sean of the Thread]

I drop douche bombs a lot as well cunt. Slut as well.

Growing up calling someone gay or a fag was en vogue or something. It wasn't in a hate crime type of way but if say homeboy trumped you at a game or got you with a prank ... "fag" was the response.

I'm not bigoted or racist at all mind you. We also called each other niggers a lot. No offense to anyone here either. I was brought up not to hate despite many other parents that I know were racist. It's fucking stupid.

My father was a horse trainer when I was young and I grew up on the race tracks which were very diverse. When I moved to Florida and my first friend was Walter whom was a black kid I got fucked with a lot for hanging with him... this was in fourth grade.

At least I was the only white dude that got picked for pick up hoops. It's nice being on the winning team because we all know black people have extra tendons that allow them to jump higher and make better jump shots or something.

Hell the one time I attempted a government detox/rehab it was all gays blacks and racists.. and my first day I sat at breakfast at the "wrong" table so they say. It was the black table. Awkward at first because people hold a lot of hate and convictions but after a few minutes and sharing my grub which was disgusting "they" took me in.

And guess what.. The black group (everybody was cliqued in the place) took me in and the best was they controlled the TV/VCR while everyone else was shit out of luck. They were scared of "them".

We only had access to about 10 vhs tapes but bullshitting over wtf is this JEDI shit was fun with the guys. "What's with you crackers and these lightswords?" Good times.

Just got off on a small tangent but bottom line is I didn't realize running around calling each other/people fags and niggers was insensitive at the very least back then. I certainly didn't get it from my parents but most definitely picked up from my peers.

Oh and for the record it's true that people fill in Canadian for Black people now days. They fill in the blank with the word Canadian instead of saying black or worse like it's a code word or something to try and stay PC and keep their jobs or watever. I thought it was just a group of guys I knew that did but apparently it's a nationwide thing.

:(

[Brattt8525]

Waste of skin

Asshat

The above generally are pretty good but the worst insult is to ignore said person. I don't care if it is male/female being ignored works better then anything anyone with nothing better to do then to come up with insults can muster.

[radamanthys]

Well timed comments on someone's parenting/children are always good, too. Emotional subject.

[Latrinsorm]

Best oblique reference to a PC feud EVER.

[radamanthys]

;-)

[Brattt8525]

Best oblique reference to a PC feud EVER.

Oh do tell. What is the *best* reference to a PC feud evar???

[Miscast]

I think it was last year I was in the bathroom in a bar in Roppongi and this age 40+ fucker behind me I forgot what he was doing but it was something that meant "hurry up". Somehow I knew he was definitely not American, so when I walk out I'm like, "what are you..Iranian?" A few minutes later this cunt finds me in the bar and gives me an earful in angry, broken English. He was apparently French. I almost had to take him down.

[Tisket]

Something Backlash can relate to:

Man: oh baby, that feels so good.
Woman: is it in?

[Drew]

So judging by this thread the worst thing to call someone is "Backlash's Canadian mother"?

[Apathy]

"Backlash's Canadian mother"?

:lol:

[The Ponzzz]

Drew with the win!

[Sweets]

Odd how geography can skew the insult. If you called someone here in Canada an American, you'd get the shit kicked out of you. It's synonymous with nasty, crazy, arrogant prick.

Not that I think that.

[longshot]

See I agreed with you up until the above. This is just too creative to the point where it misses the mark. It's also too long to say. You shouldn't be blurting out phrases like this to insult someone, it looks too planned out.

Purely example to illustrate that the strongest impact should come at the end. And this isn't always the case, either. There are exceptions. You're right though... sometimes long things like that will seem canned.

**disclaimer** I'm on (mostly) good terms with people I've hooked up with.

Again, it's the personal issue that's important. If you had hooked up with the girl, "Survivorman wouldn't eat your pussy it tastes so terrible," would be fairly devastating. This would have to be in response to something she said though...

If you used something like that as a generic insult, it wouldn't work. How would I know she had issues down below? But, if I had hooked up with her... that would be a pretty rough thing to say.

Despite my previous example, I stay away from weight comments towards women. That's a low blow, and it's a really sensitive issue. I just don't do it. Unless you almost hit me with your van because you are too dumb to use a turn signal...

And yes,... the worst thing you say to someone, at least on this board, should involve some form of "Backlash."

[longshot]

Odd how geography can skew the insult.

This is a surprise to you? I'm sure they make lots of Polish jokes in Poland...

Do you happen to breathe through your mouth?

[Tisket]

If you had hooked up with the girl, "Survivorman wouldn't eat your pussy it tastes so terrible," would be fairly devastating.

Not really to do with the topic but do women really taste different? I mean if they are equally clean that is. I always wondered. Not enough to find out on my own though.

[Daniel]

Yes, but it doesn't really matter unless it's just *bad*.

[Tisket]

So one could taste bad even if clean?

This place is such an education sometimes.

[CrystalTears]

Not really to do with the topic but do women really taste different? I mean if they are equally clean that is. I always wondered. Not enough to find out on my own though.
As different as men do.

[Tisket]

As different as men do.

See, I must not have a very good palate because I never noticed much of a difference in taste. When I sampled that is...

[Daniel]

I mean. Badness is usually a close function of cleanliness\hairiness.

[The Ponzzz]

Yea, they need to make some sort of tester that you can stick into a vag. That shit can be rough sometimes. No one person can deserve what some of those snatches can taste like. I'm sure men are the same way.

[Snapp]

As different as men do.

I think a lot of that depends on what they eat. I dunno if women are the same?

[Celephais]

I think physical insults are way too easy and make you end up looking dumb. (like fat, skinny, craterface, whatever) I was sitting here thinking and I guess I just don't insult people very much. I do remember trying to get a point across to someone that was just being rude and saying something like:

Since your brain is obviously too small to actually comprehend what I'm saying, I need to talk to your manager.

Yes, weak, but I was really trying to think of insults and I realized there's not many people I need to insult. (though I did enjoy seeing his face go all red) That doesn't mean that some people don't deserve insults, I'm just not usually around them I suppose.


Vesi

P. S. And I suppose technically telling someone they have a small brain could be physical, but that's not how I view it.
If you are really looking to insult someone the goal is not to comment on what you find the most insulting, the goal is to hit an emotional string. If someone has some physical hang-ups, highlighting that you have noticed them (despite their best efforts to hide them, and the kind "overlooking" their friends do), will stick in their minds. They will NOT be able to shake the insult. It'll echo. This is the goal of a really good insult.

This kind of thing is reserved though, I think longshots circumstances were perfect, it's not the type of thing you say to your friends or whatever, it's like the seinfeld episode where elaine got called "Big head".


When I sampled that is...
This makes me very very sad...

[Tisket]

This makes me very very sad...

I still engage in said behavior but it's limited to one person. I fail at phrasing today.

[Celephais]

it's limited to one person.
At a time? Oh okay, that's not bad, I'm only one person.

[Tisket]

lmao

[Sweets]

This is a surprise to you? I'm sure they make lots of Polish jokes in Poland...

Do you happen to breathe through your mouth?


Pshaw, that didn't even rumple a feather. Complete fail at attempted insult and normally you are very creative.

[DCSL]

One insult that I've always found effective is insinuating that the other person is being illogical.

Neither men nor women like to think of themselves as being ruled by their emotions. At least, not here in America where machismo is alive for all. So when you can calmly chuckle at their supposed logical fallacies (even if they have a valid point) and imply that they'll come around to your way of thinking when they can actually start thinking at all instead of just getting all emo about it, it can break 'em.

I rarely count an argument as being won until I reduce the opposition into incoherent rage. Or tears. My mom the trial lawyer taught me this, inadvertently. And years on a good debate team.

Of course, this is only useful in more intimate rows. If I'm going after a perfect stranger... well. Well-timed mockery is fun. Specific, crude insults? Lately, my favorite thing to call people/things I'm frustrated with is used douche bag.

[Back]

Always trust a woman who says "You really don't want to do that right now."

There are subtle variations, or levels, but its all similar and good. IMHO anyway.

[Back]

Of course, this is only useful in more intimate rows. If I'm going after a perfect stranger... well. Well-timed mockery is fun. Specific, crude insults? Lately, my favorite thing to call people/things I'm frustrated with is used douche bag.

Ok, you just reminded me of a ZING I used on a perfect stranger last night. It was such a back handed insult I'm not surprised at the reaction it got...

I was walking back into a bar from the patio and was about to put out my cigarette when some dude reached out and took it from my hand as it was going into the ashtray so he could smoke the rest. He seemed hip, had a cute girl with him who also seemed hip... but hey that was kinda gross. Nothing on me.

So I told this perfect stranger that the Herpes only flares up every other month. ZING! Right?

He did not think so... and tracked me down after I had re-entered the bar to tell me he did not think that was funny. I told him to get a sense of humor and he stalked off with his girl.

He then put his head down at a table, in the middle of the room, and barfed. Everyone saw it, and his girl tried to console him...

He was just another wasted asshole... but secretley? I would not be ashamed at all if my joke made him loose it. In front of his girl.

lol

PS. I do not have spellcheck right now.

[Khariz]

Ok, you just reminded me of a ZING I used on a perfect stranger last night. It was such a back handed insult I'm not surprised at the reaction it got...

I was walking back into a bar from the patio and was about to put out my cigarette when some dude reached out and took it from my hand as it was going into the ashtray so he could smoke the rest. He seemed hip, had a cute girl with him who also seemed hip... but hey that was kinda gross. Nothing on me.

So I told this perfect stranger that the Herpes only flares up every other month. ZING! Right?

He did not think so... and tracked me down after I had re-entered the bar to tell me he did not think that was funny. I told him to get a sense of humor and he stalked off with his girl.

He then put his head down at a table, in the middle of the room, and barfed. Everyone saw it, and his girl tried to console him...

He was just another wasted asshole... but secretley? I would not be ashamed at all if my joke made him loose it. In front of his girl.

lol

PS. I do not have spellcheck right now.

I LAWLed. Sorry guys.

[Jayvn]

Shut your dickholster is always a fun one

[longshot]

Yea, they need to make some sort of tester that you can stick into a vag. That shit can be rough sometimes. No one person can deserve what some of those snatches can taste like. I'm sure men are the same way.

1. Insert finger(s)
2. Kiss on her neck
3. Use tainted hand to massage back of the neck while kissing.
4. Smell said hand.

You can also combine steps 2 and 3 by using a hug. Could be kind of awkward to pull off though.

If you're a guy with a steady girlfriend, try eating a bunch of asparagus and then having her give you a blowjob. I personally have not done this, but I've heard there's quite a difference.

I hope you all learned something.

[longshot]

Pshaw, that didn't even rumple a feather. Complete fail at attempted insult and normally you are very creative.

There's a difference between an insult and a snide remark. Saying that you breathe through your mouth is a snide remark. As I described in my post, insults are personal.

How is it that someone can find it odd that insults would differ by geography? To me, it's painfully obvious that they would differ by geography. Your high school probably had different slang from another high school only an hour away.

When someone says something that's really stupid, what else is there to say? A snide remark works well. Again, this is not an insult.

I don't think you're a stupid person... but what you said was really dumb.

Edited to add the following:

Maybe there isn't such a difference between an insult and a snide remark, and reading too much into this. Honestly, who gives a shit. Sorry I'm not academy award winning all the time... that doesn't change anything: You said something really dumb. "I'm amazed that food would differ by geography! Wow!!"

I don't know enough about you to say anything better.

[Sweets]

There's a difference between an insult and a snide remark. Saying that you breathe through your mouth is a snide remark. As I described in my post, insults are personal.

How is it that someone can find it odd that insults would differ by geography? To me, it's painfully obvious that they would differ by geography. Your high school probably had different slang from another high school only an hour away.

When someone says something that's really stupid, what else is there to say? A snide remark works well. Again, this is not an insult.

I don't think you're a stupid person... but what you said was really dumb.

Edited to add the following:

Maybe there isn't such a difference between an insult and a snide remark, and reading too much into this. Honestly, who gives a shit. Sorry I'm not academy award winning all the time... that doesn't change anything: You said something really dumb. "I'm amazed that food would differ by geography! Wow!!"

I don't know enough about you to say anything better.

You really put alot of thought into nothing at all. It was a casual remark not a mind bending observation. I know that. I was stating the obvious. Okay. I still think your pmsing for commenting.

[Drew]

If you're a guy with a steady girlfriend, try eating a bunch of asparagus and then having her give you a blowjob. I personally have not done this, but I've heard there's quite a difference.


Strawberries.

[CrystalTears]

Pineapple!

[Asha]

ONIONS!

[Drew]

Hemorrhoid cream!

[CrystalTears]

Hemorrhoid cream!
I'm confused. Is this what is recommended to taste better, what's the worst thing to call someone, or what you call Backlash?

[Sean of the Thread]

Wait. What's a blow job?

[BigWorm]

Wait. What's a blow job?

I have a tape of your mom demonstrating her technique on me that I can send you.

[Stanley Burrell]

Wait. What's a blow job?

When the girl can't get out of the wheelchair for you to puncture other holes, you have to start being resourceful.

[Sean of the Thread]

I expected some pwnage after that post but those were weaaaaaak.


C'mon guys you're letting me down.

[Stanley Burrell]

I never made sexual comments about your daughter.

It's not my fault that your being a chronic drunk has its own benefits of knowledge being passed on from father to daughter.

[Stanley Burrell]

..?

[Sean of the Thread]

I never made sexual comments about your daughter.

It's not my fault that your being a chronic drunk has its own benefits of knowledge being passed on from father to daughter.

Uhm yes you did dumbass. You were probably too deep in a benzo daze to remember.

At least my benzo induced fuck ups were prescriptions and I didn't steal mommies credit card to pay for them.

[BigWorm]

Uhm yes you did dumbass. You were probably too deep in a benzo daze to remember.

At least my benzo induced fuck ups were prescriptions and I didn't steal mommies credit card to pay for them.

Glad to hear you have legitimate mental instability issues unlike Stanley.

[Daniel]

Zing!

[Sean of the Thread]

Almost a zing. My benzos were prescribed after my heart attack in Feb to help control blood pressure and heart rate.

I don't know what stainley's deal is other than being a fuck up.

[g++]

Holy shit you had a heart attack at 31?

[Back]

Almost a zing. My benzos were prescribed after my heart attack in Feb to help control blood pressure and heart rate.

I don't know what stainley's deal is other than being a fuck up.

It still hurts, doc!!

Do you have your pharmacist on speedial? A contact?

That might be a hint.

[Sean of the Thread]

Holy shit you had a heart attack at 31?

Yep. :shrug: Actually I think I was 30 at the time.

I've lived a hard and fast "Dean Martin" 30 years however. I think I still got 20 more at least in me not counting cancer.

I'd like to say my next 30 will be better but who knows. Gunga galunga brother.

[BigWorm]

Yep. :shrug: Actually I think I was 30 at the time.

I've lived a hard and fast "Dean Martin" 30 years however. I think I still got 20 more at least in me not counting cancer.

I'd like to say my next 30 will be better but who knows. Gunga galunga brother.

At least you've got that enlightenment thing going for you.

[Daniel]

Yep. :shrug: Actually I think I was 30 at the time.

I've lived a hard and fast "Dean Martin" 30 years however. I think I still got 20 more at least in me not counting cancer.

I'd like to say my next 30 will be better but who knows. Gunga galunga brother.

Yea. I'm pretty much banking on clocking out before I'm 50.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yea. I'm pretty much banking on clocking out before I'm 50.

I know this is crazy but after my 7 mile walk in this 100% humidity and 90+ degree weather today (after I took the bus as far as I could towards home) in dress shoes.. khaki and polo and no blood pressure med this morning (dizzy as fuck) I started seriously having flashbacks of the corps.

I kept wanting to take a break but after awhile it was on automatic again...like it wasn't happening. Foot over foot and I started subconsciously marching to cadence ...out loud. I hadn't even realized I was doing it till someone snapped me out of it with a hello on the trail.

Maybe it's an omen seeing how the USMC has called me at least five times in the last two months. They can have me back if they give me E-7 through the door.

Mama mama can't you see?

[Daniel]

That shit happens to me all the time. I'll get all nostalgic and start marching around singing cadence. Then I'll go home and play with my gun and be comforted by the sound of metal and molded plastic sliding against itself.

That's probably way not normal but fuck it.

[BigWorm]

That shit happens to me all the time. I'll get all nostalgic and start marching around singing cadence. Then I'll go home and play with my gun and be comforted by the sound of metal and molded plastic sliding against itself.

That's probably way not normal but fuck it.

yeah you kind of sound like a serial killer

[RichardCranium]

yeah you kind of sound like a serial killer

Thank goodness he's black.

[BigWorm]

Thank goodness he's black.

DC Sniper 2.0 bitch

[RichardCranium]

Those crazy fuckers were from around here too.

[Daniel]

On the plus side, I drink alot and I had the same training that guy did.

*FOR THE SECURITY PEOPLE AT MY JOB: I'M JUST KIDDING.

(not really)

[Back]

Getting warmer.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm curious... does the army have a C-130 rolling down the strip cadence as well? It's one of the more generic ones so I'm assuming yes but I want to know for sure.

My only army fag friend was reserves and he never heard of it.

My new supervisor whom I just met today as he was on vacation for a few weeks in IRAQ to see some friends let go an ooh-rah today. If that's not a hint I dunno what is.

He doesn't know I'm a Marine so I'm saving it for my trump card when I get in deep shit.

Not as mean and not as lean but still a Marine.

[Stanley Burrell]

You're the bravest Marine with cardiovascular maladies I've ever known.

[Latrinsorm]

Then I'll go home and play with my gun and be comforted by the sound of metal and molded plastic sliding against itself. Even funnier when "gun" is treated as a euphemism.

[Sean of the Thread]

You're the bravest Marine with cardiovascular maladies I've ever known.

Stainley if I ever met you in person I'd give you the most loving embrace around your neck possible. That's how much I love you.

The passionate hug might be so great that it's possible I may rake your knees and dislocate some shoulders in less than thirty seconds after massaging your throat with several fifth metacarpal chops but you'll know it's all because I care about you.

When you manage to stand and start breathing again you'll thank me.


*edit You fucking meatstick. Waste.

[Stanley Burrell]

If they put you through PT like, an actual Marine, you'll fucking die, dude. Be quiet.

[Daniel]

Yea. They do have that cadence.

[TheRunt]

Poster child for abortion.

[BriarFox]

Waste of human plasma. Winner of the Dorito-Lays Biggest Fan contest. Thrice-cursed son of a spavined goat. Uncle-humping donkey-sucker. Price is Right 3rd-place winner. Taste-testing school drop-out. Monkey raper.

The list goes on.