4th

[Parkbandit]

FUCK

I'm responsible for beer and cigars today. Beer, not a problem. But I'm such an IDIOT, that I didn't realize that today is the 4th.. and that most cigar stores are obviously closed. Had I NOT been retarded, I would have gone out last night and picked some up.

You can't do skeet shooting, horseshoes and poker WITHOUT fucking cigars. I may have just ruined this outting.

Any suggestions?

[Warriorbird]

Cheap cigars.

[Sylvan Dreams]

A large liquor store might have a cigar section (like Liquor Barn).

[Back]

I have 4 Monte Cristos. I’d donate but there is no way to get them there in time.

Happy 4th, all.

[Parkbandit]

Cheap cigars.

Yea.. I had planned on getting a box of my favorite cigars: Hoya de Monterrey Excalibur. An inexpensive cigar that is big enough to last a good long time and burns evenly.

Right now I'll settle on Wal-gars...

[Doughboy]

Romeo Y Julieta you old fool. Decent cigar at a low price. Most liquor stores sell them. I know that Winn Dixie (if you have those near you) Liquors has them by the box.

Edit: Cigars are far better with a glass of decent rum. Christ I thought old people knew these things already.
http://www.royalmilewhiskies.com/product.asp?pf_id=0400000001272

[Tea & Strumpets]

You guys have liquor stores that are open on national holidays?

[Daniel]

Seriously? Why wouldn't you be open if you owned a liquor store?

[Tea & Strumpets]

Seriously? Why wouldn't you be open if you owned a liquor store?

I live in PA where all the liquor stores are state-owned--they are closed every national holiday.

[Gan]

Liquor stores

Or the cheap route...

Walgreens at the tobacco aisle.

[Asile]

I live in PA where all the liquor stores are state-owned--they are closed every national holiday.

I understand you there. I'm just happy that VA is now opening its state-run stores on Sundays for any locality that has at least 100,000 residents (which means that 2 of the 3 stores closest to me have Sunday hours now!).

[Tisket]

I live in PA where all the liquor stores are state-owned--they are closed every national holiday.


There are open liquor stores on a large indian reservation near us that make out like bandits on national holidays when state owned stores are closed. I think they sell cigars as well. Don't know if there are any reservations near PB though.

[The Ponzzz]

Blue laws. I hate them. Indiana has them...

[Tisket]

Where the hell do you find your avatars P? hahaha you need to start a thread to archive your retired avatars. They are that funny.

[TheEschaton]

Happy 4th all. Apparently they're extra cautious at the airports on holidays, so I practically was raped by a security guard on my way to Baltimore for the holiday. Damn it.

[Snapp]

Where the hell do you find your avatars P? hahaha you need to start a thread to archive your retired avatars. They are that funny.
:yeahthat:
Love the new one. :lol:

[Methais]

You can't do skeet shooting, horseshoes and poker WITHOUT fucking cigars.

Who fucks cigars anymore besides Monica?

[The Ponzzz]

Hahaha, I just look for weird shit all the time. I'll say that most come from a site called BangedUp.com (NSFW, has lots of porn, gore and funny stuff). A lot I have on my HD from long ago. And then I get some from other forums.

That poll I made not too long ago about how many forums people visit, well one of the ones I go to is to post funny pictures. Granted, I contribute most of the stuff there.

[Sean of the Thread]

Skeet shooting? Silver Dollar?