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Parkbandit
07-01-2008, 04:44 PM
This voicemail is hilarious from start to finish... the only place I've found it, you have to download it.

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3

The Ponzzz
07-01-2008, 04:52 PM
Fuck, hahahaha! I'm in tears.

SayGoodbye
07-01-2008, 04:53 PM
Oh my god, that's awesome. What woman can resist Dimitri?

Parkbandit
07-01-2008, 04:58 PM
He's a stud, that's for sure.

According to him anyway.

Tisket
07-01-2008, 05:06 PM
Wow, he obviously has NO filter between his brain and his mouth. lmao.

Ilvane
07-01-2008, 05:07 PM
omfg..is this guy for real??..

:wtf:

Stretch
07-01-2008, 05:07 PM
This can't be real.

Jesus Christ.

Deathravin
07-01-2008, 05:09 PM
Wow... just wow... He IS perfectly normal...

Danical
07-01-2008, 05:19 PM
hahahaha.

rofflesticks.

fallenSaint
07-01-2008, 05:19 PM
lol, heard that on the radio the other day and was trying to explain it to someone this makes it much easier.

Danical
07-01-2008, 05:21 PM
passive aggressive personality disorder . . .

I know it's in the appendices but really?

Martaigne
07-01-2008, 05:33 PM
I don't see anything wrong with an intelligent Greek man who is particular about what he wants, makes great money, is great in bed, and can give you a complete psychological evaluation after only speaking to your answering machine.

NocturnalRob
07-01-2008, 05:36 PM
yeah, this was from a few days ago. no download required:

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

Daniel
07-01-2008, 06:41 PM
hahahaha. Nice.

Keller
07-01-2008, 08:13 PM
"If you're psychologically normal, then call me."

Doesn't that rule out all mammals with vah-genes?

Sean of the Thread
07-01-2008, 09:28 PM
Not right now chief.. I'm in the zone.

iJin
07-01-2008, 10:44 PM
Someone please shoot him.

Jorddyn
07-01-2008, 11:18 PM
So what's this a viral marketing campaign for?