Carrie Underwood

[Sean of the Thread]

Anyone else want to do naughty things to her? I'm not talking about me.. just a friend I know.

[Tisket]

Hell, I'm a straight female and I'd totally do her.

[Gan]

http://www.berthy.nl/carrie_underwood.jpg

I wouldnt kick her out of bed... but she's not on a Jessica Alba level.

*Do her eyes look too far apart?

[Parkbandit]

Yea.. I watched a couple American Idols with her and I wasn't really that impressed. She won because everyone else that was left sucked.

I'd fuck her.. but if Alba came knocking, I'd quickly clean up.. throw Carrie out the window and open the door.

[Some Rogue]

Yea.. I watched a couple American Idols with her and I wasn't really that impressed. She won because everyone else that was left sucked.

I'd fuck her.. but if Alba came knocking, I'd quickly clean up.. throw Carrie out the window and open the door.


Must....not....reply...

[TheEschaton]

Yea.. I watched a couple American Idols with her and I wasn't really that impressed. She won because everyone else that was left sucked.

I'd fuck her.. but if Alba came knocking, I'd quickly clean up.. throw Carrie out the window and open the door.

Yeah, you wouldn't want Alba wading around all those Depends.*

-TheE-
*God, I couldn't resist.

[Asha]

Alba doesn't pwne Underwood. She's like Eddie Murphy when he painted himself white.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah I used to dig Alba... but she must have a puss like a catcher's mitt down there by now no matter how tight her bikini ass pic looks.

Carrie can sing tho and is hot whilst doing it.

Salma Hayek is my real girl tho.

[Sean of the Thread]

Alba doesn't pwne Underwood. She's like Eddie Murphy when he painted himself white.

Rofl one of the best snl skits of my memory with dick in a box close behind.

http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/white_eddie_murphy.html

[Parkbandit]

Yeah, you wouldn't want Alba wading around all those Depends.*

-TheE-
*God, I couldn't resist.

So, so weak. I'm embarrassed for you right now.

[Khariz]

I'd put it in.

[DCSL]

I'm not really into blonds. I don't like vanilla ice cream nor am I attracted to all vanilla-colored people. Alba, unfortunately, falls under that category. She's got a hot little bod but in recent movies she's been all.. beige. Ugh. Underwood? Not for me. Salma Hayek? Hellz yeah.

[Parkbandit]

I'm not really into blonds. I don't like vanilla ice cream nor am I attracted to all vanilla-colored people. Alba, unfortunately, falls under that category. She's got a hot little bod but in recent movies she's been all.. beige. Ugh. Underwood? Not for me. Salma Hayek? Hellz yeah.


http://www.faiza.co.uk/images/salma-hayek-pregnant-01.jpg

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/salma_hayek1.jpg

[Asha]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii198/Gianfranco_Shreff/Salma-Hayek---From-Dusk-til-Dawn-Pr.jpg
http://www.lazygirls.info/people/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_dusk_til_dawn_fAaysq1.sized.jpg
Win and win.

[Sean of the Thread]

Salma is my #1 without a doubt.

[DCSL]

Salma's up there for me. Way up there. I'd run spurs down her naked ass, definitely. I've always been partial to Catherine Zeta-Jones too, though. Side boob, yum.

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Catherine_Zeta_Jones.jpg

[Malvadere]

Emmy Rossum wins all around, and she has a better voice.

[Gan]

Emmy Rossum wins all around, and she has a better voice.

x2

[Trouble]

Catherine Zeta Jones is much better looking than Salma Hayek IMO.

Carrie is ok, nothing special. Shania and Faith were much better looking in their primes and are still pretty darn attractive.

[Skeeter]

No talk of Mindy McCready?
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/23/mccready.jpg