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Parkbandit
12-30-2003, 02:48 PM
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. You also see a swirling mist, a grey wolf and the Dreamstorm disk.
Also here: Naseer, Teiana, Serabus, Melor (sitting), Faremisty, Grantor, Laneey (sitting), Miblin (sitting), Ralfein, Salleah, Lodeck (sitting), Dreamstorm (prone), Lord Rhokk (prone)
Obvious paths: north, south, west

Great Lord Warclaidhm just arrived.
You reach into Warclaidhm's pockets and pull out 210 silvers.

Warclaidhm smirks.

Warclaidhm throws open his fur-lined greatcloak. It billows out behind him like a pair of wings.

Warclaidhm removes a mithril claidhmore from in his fur-lined greatcloak.

You say, "Ello meat."

Warclaidhm carefully polishes a mithril claidhmore until it has a nice shine.

You reach into Warclaidhm's fur-lined greatcloak and pull out a smooth bone wand.

Warclaidhm pulls a heavy black fur-lined greatcloak around himself tightly, obscuring most of his form.

Melor squints at you.

You ask, "Ya got me deed gem?"

You cock your head at Warclaidhm.

Warclaidhm asks, "I'm meat, what are you, carrot?"

You reach into Warclaidhm's pockets and pull out 41 silvers.

Melor just closed an ancient dark artifact satchel.

Taravani begins chortling at Warclaidhm.

Warclaidhm chuckles.

Taravani says, "Oh funny."

You couldn't find anything worth taking. Maybe you should offer Warclaidhm a donation instead.

You say, "Le's go 'untin."

Warclaidhm chuckles.

You join Warclaidhm.

You sling an archaic dwarven tower shield off from over your shoulder.

You say, "Aw."

Warclaidhm asks, "You think I really trust you?"

Warclaidhm starts chuckling at you!

You say, "Well..."

You point at Melor.

Warclaidhm chuckles.

Melor points at you.

Melor says, "He is not trustworty in my opinion."

Melor chuckles.

Melor stands up.

Warclaidhm grins at Melor.

You gasp.

You ask, "Wha??"

Warclaidhm rummages around in his pockets.

Warclaidhm just gave you 133 coins which you quickly pocket.

Melor says, "Though he's too amusing to kill."

Melor chuckles.

Taravani says, "Warclaidhm collects Sorcerer friends to keep him alive."

You chortle.

Warclaidhm shakes his head.

You say, "Dat an 'e stays in town."

You nod to Taravani.

You say, "But I'll bide my time.."

Melor nods to Warclaidhm.

Warclaidhm says, "Falgrin."

You glance at Warclaidhm and slowly draw your finger across your throat meaningfully.

Warclaidhm says, "Try 'an leg me."

Warclaidhm nods to you.

Melor chuckles.

You say, "No thanks."

Warclaidhm nods.

Warclaidhm chuckles.

Warclaidhm says, "I highly doubt falgrin still can."

Warclaidhm looks tense and ready for action.

You say, "I don need you turnin me in ta da constable."

You say, "Let's go ou'side.. an I'll leg ya."

You nod to Warclaidhm.

Warclaidhm says, "I doubt all you'd take is a leg."

You say, "Thought not."

Warclaidhm chuckles.

You say, "Well.. ifn yer all powerful.. den ya ain got nothin ta worry bou."

Melor says, "Let's go then."

Warclaidhm asks, "Powerful?"

Warclaidhm says, "I'm weak."

Melor says, "I want to see this."

Warclaidhm nods.

You ask, "Let's?"

You chortle at Melor.

Melor says, "I'm traveling with Warclaidhm."

You laugh out loud!

Taravani says, "Told you."

Taravani says, "Another Sorcerer."

Warclaidhm says, "Falgrin said his good friend he 3x'd perception."

Taravani chuckles.

Warclaidhm says, "So hes real good."

Warclaidhm points at you.

Melor chuckles.

Taravani asks, "What kind of gibberish do you speak?"

Melor waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.

Warclaidhm says, "He can spot anyone."

Taravani cocks her head at Warclaidhm.

Warclaidhm says, "Good gibberish."

Melor says, "A weakling at best."

Warclaidhm nods to Taravani.

You say, "Now I don feel so bad fer findin dat necklace."

Taravani says, "What is that 3x stuff."

You chortle.

Taravani says, "Talk like a mook."

You say, "It's idiothm talk."

You nod to Taravani.

Warclaidhm shrugs.

You say, "Ya need to be completely ign'ran."

Warclaidhm says, "Go to your trainer and train in something 3x per session."

Melor asks, "So are we going to see Warclaidhm get his leg chopped off or what?"

You say, "An talk like a fool... e'en though ya been 'roun fer a while."

Melor says, "I think you're bluffing."

Taravani nods to you.

Melor nods to you.

Warclaidhm says, "Fine."

Warclaidhm shrugs.

Melor says, "You couldn't do it if you wanted to."

Warclaidhm says, "Only a leg."

Warclaidhm nods to you.

You say, "No.. you ladies go ahead an go ta da elf town."

You nod to Melor.

Warclaidhm chuckles.

Warclaidhm relaxes somewhat.

Warclaidhm says, "Show me your weapon."

Warclaidhm nods to you.

Warclaidhm looks tense and ready for action.

You say, "Yer talkin like yer somethin I should listen to."

You nod to Warclaidhm.

You say, "Which we both know ya ain."

You notice Nutmegg watching you warily out of the corner of his eyes.

You say, "Now run 'long."

Warclaidhm says, "Well if you noticed I just gave you permission to leg me."

Warclaidhm smirks.

You ask, "Grand. I'll not attack ya when yer ready fer it. Why would I give
you da respect ya din give me?"

Warclaidhm waves to Nutmegg.

Melor says, "Falgrin, you and I need to duel. I will crush you."

You chortle at Melor.

Warclaidhm says, "Yeah he will."

Taravani begins chuckling at Melor!

You ask, "Cause I pickin on yer mate there?"

Taravani says, "Oh I really thought you had some class."

You chortle.

Taravani leans on Melor.

Melor says, "If you're under 60 trains, you don't stand a chance."

Taravani says, "You are letting me down."

Taravani snaps her fingers.

You say, "An ta think ya wanted me ta give 'im back da necklace."

You nod to Taravani.

You chortle.

Melor says, "My patience wears thin."

Taravani says, "I was gonna too."

Melor says, "Class is not a luxury of the Dhe'nari."

Melor says, "We have only bloodthirst."

Warclaidhm laughs at you!

Warclaidhm asks, "Wearing ringmail?"

Melor chuckles.

You exclaim, "Wow! You aren't such an idiot now.. yer wearin plate!"

You say, "Oh wai.. dat din make you any smarter."

Melor whispers, "Don't tell me you're afraid of a little duel..."

You quietly whisper to Melor, "Run along now lil lass.. you an Idiothm make a lovely pair."

Melor whispers, "Come on. I let you keep the necklace."

You nod to Melor.

Warclaidhm relaxes somewhat.

Melor exclaims, "I demand satisfaction!"

Warclaidhm looks tense and ready for action.

Warclaidhm exclaims, "To the boulder!"

You quietly whisper to Melor, "Let me keep? I already AM keepin it."

Warclaidhm roars!

You chortle at Melor.

Melor says, "Oh that is too much."

Warclaidhm says, "Seriously."

Warclaidhm says, "Falgrin."

You say, "He said I could keep da necklace if I duel 'im."

Warclaidhm says, "Join me."

You nod to Taravani.

You say, "OR."

Melor says, "Falgrin, you don't stand a chance."

Warclaidhm says, "We go to the boulder."

You say, "I could just keep da necklace."

Warclaidhm nods to you.

You rub your chin thoughtfully.

You say, "Ok, I'll meet ya der."

Melor says, "I will still crush you."

You nod to Melor.

Warclaidhm says, "Ok."

Great Lord Warclaidhm's group just went north.

You ask, "NOW ya understand why I 'ad to clean 'im out?"

You cock your head at Taravani.

Taravani says, "All those brain cells."

You say, "Ign'rance 'as a price..."

Nutmegg nods to you.

Taravani starts chuckling at you!

Taravani says, "That was funny."

Taravani leans on you.

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"Sellin a necklace I stole from an idiot. Sellin it fer ten thousan silvers. It's an onyx an silver cameo necklace. Da fool said it was imbeddable.. but bein an idiot.. I wouldn' believe 'im."

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Melor touch your mind: “Are you coming or not?”

You focus your mind on Melor and think: "I sure am.. jes keep waitin.. Tryin to pawn off that necklace I stole from you."

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.

[Edited on 12-30-2003 by Parkbandit]

Halfsilver
12-30-2003, 02:59 PM
:lol:

Soulpieced
12-30-2003, 03:56 PM
You focus your mind on Melor and think: "I sure am.. jes keep waitin.. Tryin to pawn off that necklace I stole from you."

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LOL, that's priceless.

DeV
12-30-2003, 04:03 PM
that was pretty funny ... i dont see why people that hang in the park dont close their containers. ::shakes head::