How about the WORST movies?

[Czeska]

Some were just awful, some won awards yet made me want to hit myself with a brick...

Battlefield Earth
City of Angels
8mm
Leaving Las Vegas

..hmm. I actually like Nick Cage, but he'll do anything.

Pet Sematary (good book, crappy film)
The Highlander sequels (the 1st one was great)
Kingpin
Fargo (I'll never get that 2 hours of my life back, ever)
The Good Girl (Jennifer Aniston does moody freaky boy)

[Bobmuhthol]

Kingpin I liked.

Gigli I didn't.

[theotherjohn]

Down with Love

The movie is so bad it made me say all other movies I have seen in my life are ok to great.

[StrayRogue]

Star Wars 1 & 2
El Mariachi
Dead Presidents
Bad Boys 2
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Rollerball remake
Both Fast and the Furious films
Batman and Robin
The Crow sequels
Resident Evil
T3

[Moist Happenings]

Sweet November.

[Syberus]

Titus has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen, right ahead of freddy got fingered. Blah.

[Hulkein]

Fifth Element

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Fifth Element

Bah.

[MrThorbizzle]

Anything animated and shown in a theater is pretty bad.

Also anything with a Baldwin (especially Bio-Dome Baldwin) and anything with Eddie Murphy (he really needs the money I think)

www.rottentomatoes.com is good for this stuff

[Kitsun]

Punch Drunk Love - Oh...my...god was it awful.

I actually liked Resident Evil.

[Bobmuhthol]

Resident Evil sucked if you played the games.

Stand and Deliver also sucked.

[Kitsun]

Originally posted by MrThorbizzle
Anything animated and shown in a theater is pretty bad.


I think that has a lot to do with the culture and type you've been exposed to. In the US, Animation is usually reserved for kiddie stuff. In Japan however, it is taken like an art form like any other medium.

[Moist Happenings]

Eddie Murphy has had some pretty funny movies! Like the golden child.

I like Pauly shore. Hehe. Bio-dome was stupid but they played safety dance. So +1000 points.

And whoever it was that said the Fifth Element sucked can go to hell.

And..as for animated..what about Final Fantasy: The Spiri...er...bad example...Uhhh, Aladdin..wait...wait...er..Titan: AE....okay I give up, you win on that one.

[Bobmuhthol]

Kill Bill had some animation. But it was skillfully done.

[Weedmage Princess]

I gotta agree. Fifth Element friggin blew ::hides from Leloo:: And I like Bruce Willis..he's one of my favorite actors but that movie...yikes.

Any movie with Nicole Kidman
The Bridges of Madison County

There are more, I can't think of them right now though.

[Myrianna]

Wow, I like too many of everyone else's worst movies....

as for movies I hated:
2001: A Space Odyssey ... (My response at the end of the movie, "Hold me, I'm confused." )
The avengers ... (End of movie response, "I feel dumb, I want those two hours back." )

Ok those are the only two I can think of off the top of my head, I tend to block out movies I don't like and pretend I never saw them...
~Myri

[Bobmuhthol]

Apollo 13. Fucking terrible. I was forced to watch it in school and I cried and cried and cried.

And cried.

[Czeska]

Originally posted by Myrianna
2001: A Space Odyssey ... (My response at the end of the movie, "Hold me, I'm confused." )~Myri


LOL .. my response at the end of that movie was, "If you had TOLD me it was Kubrick I would have expected to not know what the fuck was going on"

[MrThorbizzle]

Originally posted by Kitsun

Originally posted by MrThorbizzle
Anything animated and shown in a theater is pretty bad.


I think that has a lot to do with the culture and type you've been exposed to. In the US, Animation is usually reserved for kiddie stuff. In Japan however, it is taken like an art form like any other medium.

Supposedly this is because the Japanese think they (real Japanese actors) are ugly. So animation takes the place of regular movies. The animated characters also look decidedly unJapanese.

don't hate, I only *supposed* it

[Myrianna]

Originally posted by Czeska

Originally posted by Myrianna
2001: A Space Odyssey ... (My response at the end of the movie, "Hold me, I'm confused." )~Myri


LOL .. my response at the end of that movie was, "If you had TOLD me it was Kubrick I would have expected to not know what the fuck was going on"

Yeah, but... I liked Clockwork Orange... Even being a Kubrick film couldn't justify the level of confusion I felt...

[StrayRogue]

Anime (or animation) comprises of a great deal of Japanese TV output, as does their manga in regards to comics and magazines.

The issue of their characters never looking Japanese, or mukokuseki, as its called, has been related to things such as a desire to relate to a more generic audience all the way to the Japanese hating their own faces.

As for anything animated in the theatre being bad... Toy Story, Princess Mononoko, Shrek ;)

[Czeska]

I saw Finding Nemo in the theatre, too. Cracked me up.

[Rastaman]

Kill Bill

[Silversi]

Matrix Reloaded ::twitch::

Desperado

Czeska..City of Angels had the potential to be a wonderful movie..the ending blew it.. well that and the fact that I couldn't stop crying through it. BAH But yeah, Nick will do just about anything lol

[Czeska]

I think Meg Ryan is adorable. But I wanted to bitch slap her while she lay there dying.

:-D

more hated movies...

American Beauty (yeah i know, awards, awards. I love Kevin Spacey though)

Born on the 4th of July (after Tom gets back from Nam)
The Blair Witch Project

[Moist Happenings]

Born on the 4th of July would have been a great movie if it didn't drag on and on and on for like 4 hours after he got back from Nam.

Also Meg Ryan displeases me so much that no amount of words can express it. I don't know why, but the only movie i've ever liked that had her in it was I.Q. And that was mostly because of Walter Matthau and the other actors, and the fact that they filmed it in my town. I've never liked her specifically in anything.

[Silversi]

The Blair Witch Project


oh gods, how could I have forgotten to list this one.. THE STUPIDEST movie ever created.. just thinking about it makes me wanna claw out my eyes

[Moist Happenings]

Master of Disguise comes in as one of my top ten most hated movies too.

[Czeska]

I liked Meg in When Harry Met Sally.

Wait..
<ponders> I liked when Harry met sally.

Ugh, Neff. You burst my bubble.

[Warriorbird]

Once Upon a Time in Mexico should've been titled like "The Tale of No Plot" or something.

[Rastaman]

The English Patient! I was at work and my boss was asking if anyone liked the movie and I had seen it and hated it, but I didn't want t disagree with him so I said I hadn't seen it. So he decides I have to go see it and we get there and I hate it and he fires me. He agreed to give my job back after I visited the Tunisian Desert where the movie was filmed.

<insert chick flick here>

[Moist Happenings]

40 days and 40 nights(because that's how long I felt I was stuck sitting in the theatre watching that piece of garbage.)

[Czeska]

When I returned 8mm to the video store i told the clerk I was only going to return it if he promised to never rent it to another person again.

8mm = how much film length they should have stopped at.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Czeska
When I returned 8mm to the video store i told the clerk I was only going to return it if he promised to never rent it to another person again.

8mm = how much film length they should have stopped at.

OMG that is so funny. Coincidentally, that's also the length of Tijay's penis. Isn't that crazy? What are the odds?

[Xcalibur]

All girls movie, such as ALL movies with freedy prince junior something and julian stile something.

All movies made by black people to black people.

And finaly movies I don't like

[PoppycockTheFool]

The remake of Psycho was so bad I walked out less than halfway through.

[Skirmisher]

Fallen is a great film also.

[Latrinsorm]

Kill Bill rulz. You didn't get it.

Julia Stiles is hot.

Man from Left Field is, hands-down, the worst movie ever made. Not just because it is a terrible movie, but because it tries to take baseball down with it. Don't touch my sport with your smelly movie zombie hands!

[Fallen]

God, many of the movies listed at the begining are among my favorites.

Any of you people watch MST3K? They have the worst movies of all time on that show. Menos: Hands of Fate, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, Prince of Space, ect.

The only film I have ever walked out of was Scary Movie. Far too many penises in that movie....FAR to many.

[Latrinsorm]

Which reminds me:

Crooklyn and the first Flintstones movie.

[Souzy]

HOUSE OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still wanna poke my eyes out for watching it for that hour. I got up walked out and watched Kill Bill.

[Warriorbird]

Hmm. Other really bad movies. That Godzilla 2000 thing.

hosue of 1000 corpses the edited in theater version... It was so bad instead of leaving we staied around to see how much worse it could get

[GSLeloo]

lol you're allowed to hate it... cause people will yell for mine... here we go!

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Braveheart
Sense and Sensibility
Friday
Next Friday
Street Car Named Desire
Matrix Reloaded
Hulk (2003 one)

bah bravheart kicked ass

[Scott]

28 days later
Ali
Hulk (2003)

You didn't like braveheart or the fridays? Are you fucking insane?

[Stunseed]

Drop Dead Gorgeous was the worst movie ever. I'd vomit, but I paid 17 bucks for this popcorn. It's only saving grace is Denise Richards....Mmmm...

Love you Jolena!

[Sean]

ali wouldnt have been so terrible if it didnt feel like it was 12 hours long.

and friday and next friday i thought were amusing but they were also geared towards a more stereotypical black culture.

[Snapp]

Daredevil

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh..any Vin Diesel movie..blech.

pitch black was good

[Edaarin]

Waiting to Exhale
Any movie where Julia Roberts has more than 5 minutes of dialogue except Ocean's Eleven
You get the idea

[Weedmage Princess]

That's the one I didn't see.

I just dislike Vin Diesel though. He's had his 15 minutes of fame and then some. I had thought the Vin Diesel fad had finally died a natural death and the world would be spared any more of his horrible acting...imagine my chagrin when I went to see ROTK and one of the movies featured during the coming attractions was...yes...another movie with HIM in it ::vomits::

I like vin diesel. He was good in saving private ryan.

[Weedmage Princess]

Edaarin you hate any movie where a woman is fully clothed and has a legitimate role. ::mutter::

There a problem with that?

[Weedmage Princess]

:rolleyes:

[longshot]

The Postman.

Field of Dreams aside, Kevin Costner just blows.

I refuse to watch anything with him in it...

[Nakiro]

Idenity sucked. Looked good on the previews but was not scary, obviously fake, overplayed and poorly done MPD psychopath with a dumb twist.

Also not a fan of Matrix Reloaded, and while Revolutions was better, it wasn't nearly was good as the first of the series.

Don't bother seeing any film with Ben Afleck on the front. I couldn't help but laugh when he went into AA after finishing "Bounce", in which he stars as an alcoholic.

Also wouldn't suggest Cold Mountain if you have testicals.

Nakiro

[Hulkein]

How about the Leprechaun? LOL. I like it because I saw it when I was like 10 but I bet if I saw it now for the first time it would be horrible, lol.

[HarmNone]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (Sheesh!)
Gone With the Wind ("Ah'll nevah be poah a-gay-in" )

HarmNone never goes to movies anyway ;)

*Edited because those weird little faces show up in the damnedest places"

[Edited on 12-31-2003 by HarmNone]

[AnticorRifling]

Romeo and Juliet the version with Leonardo diCapridiot, that movie pissed me off.

The batman movie with Alisia Silverstone sucked.

I like most anything but off the top of my head those to piss me off.

[Czeska]

Agreeing whole-heartedly with DareDevil. Sheesh.

And although the premise was good, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen sucked.

[Xcalibur]

So true.. so true

it does sux

[Latrinsorm]

Draw that yourself, X-Man?

[Xcalibur]

Of course not, follow the url you see on bottom.

I think he resumed the film VERY well by that drawing

[The Cat In The Hat]

Showgirls, but I own it.

Any chance to see Gina gershon naked, im there!

Cat

[MrThorbizzle]

You will know...that the Matrix Trilogy is an overblown Twilight Zone episode...

[Weedmage Princess]

OMFG Showgirls was awful. I hated Free Willy too...oh and The Green Mile. I wanted to shoot myself by the time that movie ended.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
OMFG Showgirls was awful. I hated Free Willy too...oh and The Green Mile. I wanted to shoot myself by the time that movie ended.


But still!

Any reason to see Gina Gershon NAKED is a good one.

Cat

[Skirmisher]

There is that.

[Satira]

Id like to first say, Im drunk. Then secondly I'd like to say 8mm is one of my favorite movies. It was dark and interesting. Now I will list my least favorite movies.
North
The Little Rascals
Super Troopers or whatever fucked up spelling they had
Cruel Intensions
Spice World

I actually saw Spice World in the theatre because of my friend. 5 minutes in I was begging to leave.
Also, I really really really HATE cruel intensions. Oh my GOD.

[Drew2]

Full Metal jacket.

It may have been a good movie if my sister hadn't watched it 3 times a day for 2 months and totally ruined any desire for me wanting that movie to exist on this planet. The ONLY thing I got out of that movie was how to talk like an Asian hooker, but I could have just called Edaarin instead.

[longshot]

Originally posted by Tayre
Full Metal jacket.

....

The ONLY thing I got out of that movie was how to talk like an Asian hooker, but I could have just called Edaarin instead.

I feel left out:(

[Artha]

Gigli.

[Jenisi]

I hated with a passion 28 days later. Identity I didn't like either. Hm... Wrong turn sucked ass...

[Chelle]

Showgirls with Elizabeth Berkley. Actually any movie featuring Elizabeth Berkley

[Betheny]

Wrong Turn was awesome. Probably because I'm out in t he middle of nowhere, and near West Virginia. :D

[Jenisi]

*spoiler* *spoiler* Wow this is an old thread... But I didn't want to start a new one. I just saw Dark Water and it was probably the worst movie I've EVER seen. Basically if you've seen the ring 2, you've seen this movie. Oh, and shockingly written by the same guy! Way to be original! Remake of a remake of a remake. Next time, make the story something that I haven't seen done before. The only thing that could have made this worse was if they did the stupid "multiple personality" ending that every horror movie seems to do now days.

[Ylena]

Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Ye gods. I would have been more entertained if they just would have projected a still picture of Angelina and Brad for 2 hours. Brad looked tired and a wee bit long in the tooth for most of the movie. Angie looked bored and in need of Chapstick.

It so sapped my will to go to a theatre that I haven't ventured out for War of the Worlds or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yet. Of course, Gary's comments about how "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is the dirtiest title ever aren't helping, either. Bah.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Ylena
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Ye gods. I would have been more entertained if they just would have projected a still picture of Angelina and Brad for 2 hours. Brad looked tired and a wee bit long in the tooth for most of the movie. Angie looked bored and in need of Chapstick.

It so sapped my will to go to a theatre that I haven't ventured out for War of the Worlds or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yet. Of course, Gary's comments about how "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is the dirtiest title ever aren't helping, either. Bah.

I soooo totally have to agree. I have it on DVD and I got up and walked out of my living room it was so bad.

War of the worlds = excellent.

[Vestarr]

Open Water ..i rooted for the sharks the whole time
Queen of the damned ... good movie kinda but as a sequel to Interview with a Vampire ..umm no
House of the Dead ...bad attempt of making a movie based off of a game..only good thing is every girl get topless at least once :whistle:
28 DaYs Later ...umm just sucked
Wrong Turn ... see previous

[Nieninque]

I half-watched "The Grudge" the other day.
Stupidest film ever.

[Killer Kitten]

Almost anything with Depp, the exception being 'Pirates'. Kind of a shame because he's a terrific actor, he just picks the stupidest movies...

Worst movie ever was The Astronaut's Wife, starring Depp, of course. We actually walked out of the theatre on that one.

Good to relive the ol pc days

[4a6c1]

The Matrix movies bugged me. Idunno why.

[Lookkin]

The Story of US - I died when my girlfriend made me watch it. I thought I was going to score that nite until I found myself sleeping on an empty couch.

Wasn't there a remake of 9 1/2 weeks?

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Chelle
Showgirls with Elizabeth Berkley. Actually any movie featuring Elizabeth Berkley

This is the best soft porn ever. It almost had a plot.

[OreoElf]

Originally posted by Kitsun

Originally posted by MrThorbizzle
Anything animated and shown in a theater is pretty bad.


I think that has a lot to do with the culture and type you've been exposed to. In the US, Animation is usually reserved for kiddie stuff. In Japan however, it is taken like an art form like any other medium.


Too true... I love any of Miyazaki's animated movies... They're just incredible.


House of the Dead-- I agree it totally sucked

The Forgotten... I was really disappointed in the whole obvious alien thing. It was ultraunoriginal.

Secret WIndow... bad version of the dark half IMO

The Last House on the Left... Just too disturbing to watch.

Attack of the Killer Tomoatoes (even though its pretty helarious)

Anything Pokemon or Power Rangers... anything like that.

White NOise


Originally posted by Killer Kittten
Almost anything with Depp, the exception being 'Pirates'. Kind of a shame because he's a terrific actor, he just picks the stupidest movies...

See I disagree, though I never saw the Astronaut's wife... Cry baby was so dumb... but I loved Sleepy Hollow, Pirates, and he was amazingly Creepy/quirky in Charlie which I liked... it was different... Finding Neverland was excellet :P... there's quite a few that he did were awful and quite a few I liked.

[Edited on 7-20-2005 by OreoElf]

[Edited on 7-20-2005 by OreoElf]

[OreoElf]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
The Matrix movies bugged me. Idunno why.

Cause you're in the Matrix baby now wake up.

[Artha]

2001: A Space Odyssey.

I know it's one of those classic movies that every likes or whatever, but fuck all of those people. 20 minutes of god damn monkeys. No thanks.

The above post made me burst out laughing in my cube. Fuck.

- Arkans

[Landrion]

Eyes wide shut. If I had to listen to that lame piano music one more time I mightve gone mad.

A Clockwork Orange.

That movie was supposed to be set in the future. Unfortunately, fashion and interior decorating stopped in the 70's in that future.

- Arkans

"Albino Alligator"

<as you sit there and wonder if you have ever heard of this movie you will realize that in fact you have not because it sucked so bad.>

I heard of this movie. I gave it no chance though.

See, I'm a fan of stupid "B" movies. When I thought Albino Alligator, I thought just what the title advertised.. A flesh eating albino alligator. This was not the case. Fuck this waste of 2 hours.

- Arkans