Warsaw Indiana

[Skeeter]

It looks like I will be in Warsaw Indiana over 4th of July weekend. Is there anything at all to do in this place or should I just shoot myself now and save the gas?

[NocturnalRob]

Warsaw, known as the Orthopedic Capital of the World, is home to the first orthopedic device manufacturer started in 1895 by Revra DePuy of the DePuy Manufacturing Company

Sounds like fun to me!!

why are you going to be in Warsaw?

[Allereli]

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Downtown Warsaw. Shoot yourself

[Skeeter]

Apparently there is a large softball tourney that my team will be playing in. If I break a hip sliding into second at least there should be a large amount of specialists on hand.

[Skeeter]

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Downtown Warsaw. Shoot yourself

I'm so glad they chose this place over our other options of Cleveland Tenn. and GATLINBURG

[Allereli]

Have these people never heard of New York? Las Vegas? San Diego? Tampa?

[Sean]

It's gotta be better than Ohio...

[Jenisi]

Shoot yourself or drive to South Bend because it's close and actually has a lot of stuff to do in it. If you like baseball our team always does a big game on 4th of july with a huge fireworks show the 2nd 3rd and 4th. www.silverhawks.com

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, South Bend is about an hour away. might be worth the trip.

[Skeeter]

Shoot yourself or drive to South Bend because it's close and actually has a lot of stuff to do in it. If you like baseball our team always does a big game on 4th of july with a huge fireworks show the 2nd 3rd and 4th. www.silverhawks.com

They're in the same league as the Dayton Dragons. I go to about 20 dragon's games each year. I could go and root against them.

[Zarli]

I live in South Bend too and yes the silverhawks on the 4th is always fun. If you stay in warsaw shooting yourself would probably be more exciting. Pretty easy drive between the two places :)

[Skeeter]

It's gotta be better than Ohio...

You live in Jersey. Glass houses and shit.

[Allereli]

You live in Jersey. Glass houses and shit.

Jersey has Atlantic City. Can't go wrong with casinos

[Sean of the Thread]

Gatlinburg sucks too. And I think it's a dry area like a shit ton of TN.

Go do a one man poster carrying protest at Notre Dame about Charlie the meatball or the BCS or some shit. Be sure to call the news first and tell them there is a huge rally forming.

[Skeeter]

Gatlinburg sucks too. And I think it's a dry area like a shit ton of TN.

Go do a one man poster carrying protest at Notre Dame about Charlie the meatball or the BCS or some shit. Be sure to call the news first and tell them there is a huge rally forming.

I have no problem bootlegging beer into TN. I've been to Gatlinburg at least 6x, there's at least fun things to do there.

Although the Chunky Charlie thing does have some possibilities. Though I don't want to see him get fired as I'm loving watching the worst coaching job in the history of Notre Dame.

[Stanley Burrell]

It can't be older than Boca.

You could live it up with senior citizens at the bingo parlour. Or. Hold on, I'll think of something here.

Grocery shopping with firework displays?

I just woke up, let's see.

eXtreme crochet? Fraternity-style bridge tournaments? Remove an article-of-clothing backgammon?

I think... ...People are doing more to look younger when they are not. So maybe you'll stumble across some GGILFS. I don't know man, maybe the Antique Road Show will stop by. Or the Sundance Festival.

I know:

It is your burden, and responsibility to bring back the freedom of loud, obnoxious fireworks to towns across this country that have become cesspools for senior citizens. You could, probably, throw the best light show Warsaw, Indiana has ever seen, with just a handful of Roman candles.

Make sure you stay crunked.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Skeeter
You live in Jersey. Glass houses and shit.

Please Jersey is way different than Ohio.. I'm 20 minutes from NYC, 1.5 hours from Philly, 1 hour from the shore, 2 hours from AC, 4 hours from DC/Boston, etc.

You're an hour from Columbus and Cincinatti...and a few hours from amazing places like Detroit, Kentucky, West Virgina, and Indiana. You lose by default.

[Skeeter]

3 hours away from Windsor which dominates AC in better casinos and strip clubs. Plus the Dollar is still winning in Canada.

In Jersey you're surrounded by Guidos and the whole state smells. More Landfills (toxic and otherwise) then any other state in the world.

Jersey is only the garden state if you're growing garbage.

[Stanley Burrell]

On the other hand, Elizabeth will probably have enough nuclear waste stockpiled to fuel the country once oil reserves run dry.

[Sean]

It's pretty clear that Skeeters never been further than Newark Airport. Although he's right about the Guidos. I think we shipped a lot of them to Long Island and Staten Island but we still have an active infestation.

[Stanley Burrell]

At least they're actual Guidos. Some of those FaceBook profiles ending in Irish and Jewish last names with twelve gallons of hair gel and skimpy velvet club shirts are depressing. You do the rest of the math. Headache.

Edit: Regarding Jake McLiebowitz of L.I. with a Rutger's doppleganger FaceBook status.

[diethx]

Although he's right about the Guidos. I think we shipped a lot of them to Long Island

Yeah, thanks fuckstick.

[Sean of the Thread]

As much as I dislike TN there really is a shit ton of stuff to enjoy there. Skip Dolly world tho.. no titties just crap carnie rides.

(dislike it because I got robbed by whores and my in laws own 30 acres in the Smokies and are constantly trying to convince my old lady to move up there build on their property which would result in me going live on the beach under a bench instead)

[Methais]

Jersey has Atlantic City. Can't go wrong with casinos

When I used to go to Atlantic City a lot there was some chick on the boardwalk with no arms or legs that would play the piano with her tongue. I wonder if she's still alive.

[Faent]

>>Shoot yourself or drive to South Bend because it's close and actually has a lot of stuff to do in it. If you like baseball our team always does a big game on 4th of july with a huge fireworks show the 2nd 3rd and 4th. www.silverhawks.com

A friend just went to a Silver Hawks game. I had never heard of them. (I don't follow sports, however.) A lot to do in SB? Seriously?

[The Ponzzz]

Fucking South Bend is a god damn fucking hole. HOLE. FUCK. I HATE THIS PLACE! Why the fuck are you coming to Indiana?

[Skeeter]

I don't really want to, but it's a team consensus. My other option is stay home and not play. Certainly worth considering.