Interesting things you find on Craig's list.

[Skeeter]

I figure there could be more than enough to start a huge thread here.

http://dayton.craigslist.org/w4m/702619855.html

got sex???

1. I like to create. 2. I love cats. 3. I do not like to be wrong, to it I argue (in fact having loaded much is chance, that with me will agree). 4. I change an inhabitancy with frequency in two years. 5. I want to learn, that means to stop. 6. I have unhealthy interest to breakages. 7. At school most of all loved trigonometry (and today words even such I do not remember). 8. In men I look at hands and brushes. I do not love hairness.. 11. At me two passports: red and dark blue. 12. In delight from old photos with a retouch. 13. I love house kefir. 14. do not like to be along. 15. I appreciate people appreciating silence in the company with me. 16. I malicious, but well hide it.. 18. I am not able to tell is not present. 23. It is jealous, but I am able to hide it. 23. love Russian bad words. 23. I like to read all successively. 23. I do not like to send. 23. I do not like to show the feelings to close men ( to them the nobility). 23. Coffee I drink seldom. 23..23. Never studied philosophy..

If you are interested drop me a line.

No weirdos please.....

__________________________________________________ __________

I love how she adds no weirdos at the bottom.... I'm really hoping English is a 2nd language in this case.

[Khariz]

Wow.

[CrystalTears]

6. I have unhealthy interest to breakages.
8. In men I look at hands and brushes. I do not love hairness.
23. It is jealous, but I am able to hide it. (there are 7 23's, by the way)

Wow. Yeah second language, has to be. I refuse to acknowledge otherwise!

[AestheticDeath]

It has to be

[radamanthys]

Yikes.

[NocturnalRob]

hahahaha...awesome

[Enceladus]

That sounds like Foxs trying to speak.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Her favorite subject was a math-based one but she has 7 number 23's.

[DeV]

I refuse to acknowledge otherwise!Exactly. :wtf:

[BigWorm]

11. At me two passports: red and dark blue.
13. I love house kefir.
23. love Russian bad words.

I would guess she's from Russia because she loves Russian bad words, kefir is most popular in Eastern Europe and Turkey, and the Russian passport is red.

[Stunseed]

Someone IM'd me a link to a vagina couch like two weeks ago in Arizona. It was a couch...shaped like a vagina.

[B2]

Someone IM'd me a link to a vagina couch like two weeks ago in Arizona. It was a couch...shaped like a vagina.

That's in the best-of-craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

[Apathy]

So has she responded to your email yet?

[Skeeter]

no :cry:

[LMingrone]

I tried and tried to dig up the pic, but couldn't find it!

Best one ever was a girl trying to open a "book rental company" and was looking for investors. And I'm 95.345% sure she wasn't joking.

[LMingrone]

That's in the best-of-craigslist.


"The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape"

LOL @ "some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved".

[waywardgs]

www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html


lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid

Date: 2007-08-12, 2:06PM CDT


I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.

[Anebriated]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/889660321.html


To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT

I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...

[TheRoseLady]

Girl seeking WoW player - w4m

Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/878989144.html

[BigWorm]

^^^

::rofl::

[Sean of the Thread]

roflmao

[Martaigne]

Man I was playing on the wrong server...

[diethx]

lololol, nice find Anne

[Skeeter]

If only it was real...

[diethx]

If only it was real...

You'd still be married! And all talk aside, you somehow don't come off as the cheating type.

[Skeeter]

It was more the thought of there actually being women like that.

Instead of men pretending to be women like that. :)

[Kayse]

Wow, I can't stop laughing.

[Keller]

It was more the thought of there actually being women like that.

Instead of men pretending to be women like that. :)

I wish there were women like that. :(

[ElanthianSiren]

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:



lol awesome

[diethx]

It was more the thought of there actually being women like that.

Instead of men pretending to be women like that. :)


I wish there were women like that. :(

I honestly think you guys would be surprised. I mean, that bitch might be fake, but I bet there are girls out there like that!

[CrystalTears]

I honestly think you guys would be surprised. I mean, that bitch might be fake, but I bet there are girls out there like that!Yeah, they date Proxy.

[diethx]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DeV]

I wish there were women like that. :(Girl gamers that are "kinky, naughty, and very horny"? There are plenty.

Speaking of which, doesn't CT have a high level Druid in WoW? :grin:

[CrystalTears]

Not anymore, she's only level 60...

Oooh DeV...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/lolcats/what-you-did-there-i-see-itthumbnai.jpg

[Keller]

I honestly think you guys would be surprised. I mean, that bitch might be fake, but I bet there are girls out there like that!

Like I've always said. Marriage is a contract, and I believe in efficient breaches.

:)

[TheRoseLady]

To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m

Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT


I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

[Lyonis]

To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m

Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT


I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

You have won the thread twice

[Daniel]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/889660321.html

Lol

[Daniel]

5'8 and 150? that's a big woman to be so picky.

[diethx]

5'8 is kinda tall for a woman, but 150 at that height is not fat, especially if she has a larger frame which she probably does at that height. Definitely not as you say, too big to be so picky. ;)

[Daniel]

I disagree.

[Drew]

150 at 5'8 = fat or really muscular, neither of which are attractive.

[Celephais]

Or she has 30lbs of tits...

[diethx]

Models are 120 at 5'8. Sorry, real women don't look like that. :P

[Proxy]

Yeah, they date Proxy.

Um yeah, No...

Chicks like that remind me of the apple the witch gave snowwhite. Looks good on the out side, but take one bite and your dead.

Echo: 5'8" 150lbs, there is no nice way to say it. She'd be cubby at the least. Though even that said I'm sure there are more then enough losers out there that a girl like that could take as long as she wants to pick.

[Kayse]

Um yeah, No...

Chicks like that remind me of the apple the witch gave snowwhite. Looks good on the out side, but take one bite and your dead.

Echo: 5'8" 150lbs, there is no nice way to say it. She'd be cubby at the least. Though even that said I'm sure there are more then enough losers out there that a girl like that could take as long as she wants to pick.

You guys are retarded. 5'8 and weighing 150 isn't huge. She's not going to look like a freaking super model but she's going to look like a real woman.

I'm 5'9-5'10 and I don't have a petite frame, but I have curves and I'm happy with what I look like, but whatever that's me.

[CrystalTears]

Echo: 5'8" 150lbs, there is no nice way to say it. She'd be cubby at the least.Wrong. If you like them like waifs, fine, but that's not chubby.
Though even that said I'm sure there are more then enough losers out there that a girl like that could take as long as she wants to pick.There's like no end to your assholitude.

[Tisket]

Echo: 5'8" 150lbs, there is no nice way to say it. She'd be cubby at the least. Though even that said I'm sure there are more then enough losers out there that a girl like that could take as long as she wants to pick.

It worked for Marilyn Monroe.

[Celephais]

.. yeah 150 isn't fat for 5'8" ... actually I thought that was about where average was?

[Tisket]

You limp-dicked, man chowder connoisseur.

Edit: Proxy, not cele

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Models are 120 at 5'8. Sorry, real women don't look like that. :P

Some men are generally retards at looking at women and accurately determining their weight. Thus, it's not surprising that 5'8" 150lbs = OMG FAT!11 to some posters here.

Beyonce is around 5'6" and fluctuates between 140 and 150 lbs. But I guess she's a fat ass too!

[Celephais]

You limp-dicked, man chowder connoisseur.

Edit: Proxy, not cele
No, No... it's okay... I kinda like it when you talk to me like that.

I went and looked it up, "ideal weight" for that height is 126 - 154 lbs for a women. Using the one size fits all charts she'd have a BMI of 22.8, which is in the normal weight category.

[Keller]

My wife is 5'10" and fluctuates between 150-160. She could stand to lose 15-25 lbs.

[diethx]

You limp-dicked, man chowder connoisseur.

Haha, awesome.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My wife is 5'10" and fluctuates between 150-160. She could stand to lose 15-25 lbs.

Which is why frame and body type come into play, not a hard line "if you're x height you should be x weight."

The same holds true for men.

[diethx]

There's this chick on eBay that I used to buy DIY tops from. She was absolutely gorgeous with a tiny waist and what looked like a perfect bod. She was like 5'9 or something and 150 pounds with 40" hips. She just had a large frame, but was seriously tight on it. So yeah, these guys are nuts.

[Keller]

Which is why frame and body type come into play, not a hard line "if you're x height you should be x weight."

The same holds true for men.

I agree. You can be 5'6" 150 and be very healthy and active. Or you can be 5'10" 150 and be a little overweight.

Tables aren't worth a squat. You know you're body. You know if you're chubby/fat. You don't need a table to let you know.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I agree. You can be 5'6" 150 and be very healthy and active. Or you can be 5'10" 150 and be a little overweight.

Tables aren't worth a squat. You know you're body. You know if you're chubby/fat. You don't need a table to let you know.

:yeahthat:

Damn being over my rep limit.

[Celephais]

What's with that? I don't care if they don't get more rep points, but if somebody posts multiple kick ass posts in a short period of time, I'm not going to remember to go back and rep-up the post next week. At the very least let me give them rep (it also sucks if I over-rep someone, I can't then give them negative rep on a different post).

[Faent]

http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/508-150.shtml

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/508-150.shtml


uhhh okay?

[Sean of the Thread]

I was 5' 9" and 190 lbs with zero fat once upon a time.

Tables don't mean shit. Antiquated.

[Daniel]

Models are 120 at 5'8. Sorry, real women don't look like that. :P

Not even close to being true

[DCSL]

I particularly like this one. It's creative.

Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park - w4m
Date: 2008-10-12, 3:14PM PDT


I am a very career-focused, attractive, 5'9, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I sometimes have difficulty finding men who share similar interests to my own in the bedroom.

Nothing turns me on more then Jurassic Park themed role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.

You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.

I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.

Other situations could include you being the dilophasaurus and spitting in my face and then going for my jugular. Or you could be the ill and moaning triceratops, and I would be Ellie Sadler, digging through your stool to find the source of the ailment. More or less any scene from the film involving a mechanical dinosaur interacting with a human will do fine.

I don't like wasting my time, so make sure you do your homework and watch the film and make sure you can fully embrace the mindset of an animatronic dinosaur. I am an incredibly sexual person and I would make it a blockbuster night that you would never forget.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I particularly like this one. It's creative.

Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park - w4m
Date: 2008-10-12, 3:14PM PDT


I am a very career-focused, attractive, 5'9, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I sometimes have difficulty finding men who share similar interests to my own in the bedroom.

Nothing turns me on more then Jurassic Park themed role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.

You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.

I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.

Other situations could include you being the dilophasaurus and spitting in my face and then going for my jugular. Or you could be the ill and moaning triceratops, and I would be Ellie Sadler, digging through your stool to find the source of the ailment. More or less any scene from the film involving a mechanical dinosaur interacting with a human will do fine.

I don't like wasting my time, so make sure you do your homework and watch the film and make sure you can fully embrace the mindset of an animatronic dinosaur. I am an incredibly sexual person and I would make it a blockbuster night that you would never forget.


L O L

[DCSL]

I want someone to be my robot dinosaur. That sounds awesome.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/92/Dinosexx0r.jpg

[DCSL]

I'm not interested. Those dinosaurs are not animatronic.

[Celephais]

I want someone to be my robot dinosaur. That sounds awesome.
What about Nikkisaurus?

[DCSL]

Okay. Okay. I like this one even more.

who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m
Date: 2008-04-20, 12:56PM EDT


a) how did you get into my mailbox in the first place, it is locked
b) did you kill the bird
c) it died horribly, that much was clear
d) you're psycho
e) do I know you
f) if I do know you I don't want to know you
g) if I don't know you, what did I do to inspire you to put a dead bird in my mailbox
h) I don't know how to disinfect a mailbox from a dead bird, I'm worried about diseases and have used five different kinds of cleaner but still feel like the bird's still in there still and like my bills and my catalogues and my coupons have dead bird on them
i) it was a hummingbird, I looked it up - they don't even live in New York - this is so f*ing psycho, I can't believe this
j) are you the mailman?
k) I'm always nice to the mailman
l) the super didn't care when I told him what happened
m) the neighbors didn't care either
n) do you have some kind of problem with birds
o) don't put anything else in my mailbox
p) unless it's an apology
q) no, I take that back, I don't even want an apology
r) what am I supposed to do with this bird - it's in bubblewrap in a bag in a shoebox in the freezer right now - am I supposed to bury it - where? how? in a construction site where they've jackhammered through the concrete - where is a person supposed to bury things in this city?
s) I could drop it in the Gowanus canal, but that seems undignified
t) I could drop it in the ocean, but the ocean is so big and it is such a small bird
u) I could drop it in the toilet but it would probably get stuck
v) I hear this whirring around my ears every time I go to the mailbox and I'm pretty sure it's ghost bird, and I'm all "it wasn't me that killed you, bird!" but still the whirring doesn't go away until I get to the stairwell
w) am I supposed to eat it - maybe you were trying to feed me - don't you know I'm a vegetarian
x) if this was Ricky, I'm gonna beat your ass, mama told you stop bothering the zoo
y) if this was Gina, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how many times I gotta say I'm sorry
z) I could drop it off the roof, maybe it will reincarnate while falling and I can start reading my mail again

[Proxy]

I grieve for that poor humming bird. Yet am amused by the womans plight. Ghost Bird, I want.

[diethx]

Okay. Okay. I like this one even more.

who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m
Date: 2008-04-20, 12:56PM EDT


a) how did you get into my mailbox in the first place, it is locked
b) did you kill the bird
c) it died horribly, that much was clear
d) you're psycho
e) do I know you
f) if I do know you I don't want to know you
g) if I don't know you, what did I do to inspire you to put a dead bird in my mailbox
h) I don't know how to disinfect a mailbox from a dead bird, I'm worried about diseases and have used five different kinds of cleaner but still feel like the bird's still in there still and like my bills and my catalogues and my coupons have dead bird on them
i) it was a hummingbird, I looked it up - they don't even live in New York - this is so f*ing psycho, I can't believe this
j) are you the mailman?
k) I'm always nice to the mailman
l) the super didn't care when I told him what happened
m) the neighbors didn't care either
n) do you have some kind of problem with birds
o) don't put anything else in my mailbox
p) unless it's an apology
q) no, I take that back, I don't even want an apology
r) what am I supposed to do with this bird - it's in bubblewrap in a bag in a shoebox in the freezer right now - am I supposed to bury it - where? how? in a construction site where they've jackhammered through the concrete - where is a person supposed to bury things in this city?
s) I could drop it in the Gowanus canal, but that seems undignified
t) I could drop it in the ocean, but the ocean is so big and it is such a small bird
u) I could drop it in the toilet but it would probably get stuck
v) I hear this whirring around my ears every time I go to the mailbox and I'm pretty sure it's ghost bird, and I'm all "it wasn't me that killed you, bird!" but still the whirring doesn't go away until I get to the stairwell
w) am I supposed to eat it - maybe you were trying to feed me - don't you know I'm a vegetarian
x) if this was Ricky, I'm gonna beat your ass, mama told you stop bothering the zoo
y) if this was Gina, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how many times I gotta say I'm sorry
z) I could drop it off the roof, maybe it will reincarnate while falling and I can start reading my mail again

http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/lol.jpg

[Kayse]

:yeahthat:

Damn being over my rep limit.

It's ok, I got 'em some.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/lol.jpg

I never noticed it until now, but there's a little caption above her that reads, "Friends gather here."

Okay.

[Stanley Burrell]

It has an exclamation point too, rather.

Anyway, what's up people?

[Kayse]

Those last two craigslist ads were gold.

[Stanley Burrell]

I figure there could be more than enough to start a huge thread here.

http://dayton.craigslist.org/w4m/702619855.html

got sex???

1. I like to create. 2. I love cats. 3. I do not like to be wrong, to it I argue (in fact having loaded much is chance, that with me will agree). 4. I change an inhabitancy with frequency in two years. 5. I want to learn, that means to stop. 6. I have unhealthy interest to breakages. 7. At school most of all loved trigonometry (and today words even such I do not remember). 8. In men I look at hands and brushes. I do not love hairness.. 11. At me two passports: red and dark blue. 12. In delight from old photos with a retouch. 13. I love house kefir. 14. do not like to be along. 15. I appreciate people appreciating silence in the company with me. 16. I malicious, but well hide it.. 18. I am not able to tell is not present. 23. It is jealous, but I am able to hide it. 23. love Russian bad words. 23. I like to read all successively. 23. I do not like to send. 23. I do not like to show the feelings to close men ( to them the nobility). 23. Coffee I drink seldom. 23..23. Never studied philosophy..

If you are interested drop me a line.

No weirdos please.....

__________________________________________________ __________

I love how she adds no weirdos at the bottom.... I'm really hoping English is a 2nd language in this case.

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/f/ff/sbemail43.PNG/180px-sbemail43.PNG

[BigWorm]

I can totally see Stanley writing at least half of these.

[diethx]

I can totally see Stanley answering at least half of these.

[Daniel]

Models are 120 at 5'8. Sorry, real women don't look like that. :P


Not even close to being true

Lol @ some insecure female breaking out the reputation bat to validate her self worth.

I'm sorry you are\hang out with only fat bitches but that's still not even close to being true. Deal with it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Plenty of people have posted stuff in line with the same view Diethx has.

[diethx]

Lol @ Diethx breaking out the reputation bat to validate her self worth.

I'm sorry you are\hang out with only fat bitches but that's still not even close to being true. Deal with it.

Yeah, because i'm the only person who has said those things in this thread. So I could be the only person who finds you obnoxious and could possibly want to give you rep for some stupid shit you said. Oh wait.

And you're calling my friends and I fat? Really? LOL

I'm secure with my self worth, dbag-Daniel. Nothing you could EVER say would change that.


Plenty of people have posted stuff in line with the same view Diethx has.

;)

[Daniel]

Lol @ some insecure female breaking out the reputation bat to validate her self worth.

I'm sorry you are\hang out with only fat bitches but that's still not even close to being true. Deal with it.


Plenty of people have posted stuff in line with the same view Diethx has.


Happy?

[Daniel]

Yeah, because i'm the only person who has said those things in this thread. So I could be the only person who finds you obnoxious and could possibly want to give you rep for some stupid shit you said. Oh wait.

And you're calling me and my friends fat? Really? LOL

I'm secure with my self worth, dbag-Daniel. Nothing you could EVER say would change that.



;)

You find me stating the truth obnoxious.

I find your comments pathetic.

I'll take that trade.

[diethx]

Just because someone left you rep for being your usual dipshit self doesn't mean they're insecure. It just means they don't like what you had to say. Pull your head out of your ass.

edit: And okay, you find my comments pathetic. I find you pathetic. Definitely a fair trade.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Hopefully Daniel buys some midol along with his ultra-absorbent tampons before he goes on his next failed date.

[diethx]

I think that would be an excellent plan of action. Good call.

[Keller]

It always amazes me how insecure women are about being overweight.


It just means they don't like what you had to say

You said something patently incorrect. Daniel said it was incorrect. Someone gave Daniel negative rep. Someone either (a) likes incorrect statements or (b) is insecure.

[diethx]

Or someone thought he was incorrect, and obnoxious. :)

[Keller]

Or someone thought he was incorrect, and obnoxious. :)

I'll accept obnoxious as an answer as it is subjective.

Objectively speaking, there are plenty of non-models whose bodies types allow them to be 5'8 and 120 lbs.

I'm not going to say it's fair, but there are a lot of them out there.

[diethx]

I dunno, if it was me that left him the negative rep (I honestly don't remember but it's quite possible), then that'd be why (cause he's fucking obnoxious).

[Daniel]

Hopefully Daniel buys some midol along with his ultra-absorbent tampons before he goes on his next failed date.

ohhh yea. I'm totally the one PMSing here. Those hefty girls getting a case of the ass because someone pointed out their flimsy attempts at self justification? not at all.

Trust me when I say have nothing to prove when it comes to body types or "dating", but hey, keep thinking that arguing on the internet is gonna help you lose those 10-15 lbs you could stand to.

[diethx]

ohhh yea. I'm totally the one PMSing here. Those hefty girls getting a case of the ass because someone pointed out their flimsy attempts at self justification? not at all.

Trust me when I say have nothing to prove when it comes to body types or "dating", but hey, keep thinking that arguing on the internet is gonna help you lose those 10-15 lbs you could stand to.

Just so we're totally crystal clear here, who exactly are you calling hefty again? Names plz.

[Daniel]

I dunno, if it was me that left him the negative rep (I honestly don't remember but it's quite possible), then that'd be why (cause he's fucking obnoxious).

This would be the second time I've directly interacted with you on these boards.

The first time you were convinced that you were being repressed if someone asked you to refrain from fucking in public in their country.

This time you got upset because I said that not only models can weigh <120 lbs while being 5'8.

Yea.

I'm really hurt by you calling me obnoxious.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'll accept obnoxious as an answer as it is subjective.

Objectively speaking, there are plenty of non-models whose bodies types allow them to be 5'8 and 120 lbs.

I'm not going to say it's fair, but there are a lot of them out there.

I think it's more in the opposite direction that the objection occurs.

One of my best friends is 5'5" and she has a hard time breaking 105 lbs. I'm 5'2" and even when I'm running long distances every day I have a very hard time getting under 120 lbs.

It's like you said, there's no clear extrapolating body type that occurs. It really depends on the person and within a reasonable limit it's going to come down to how someone physically looks. Some people naturally put on and carry weight better, some people don't. That has nothing to do with being overweight and everything to do with body and bone structure type.

[Daniel]

Just so we're totally crystal clear here, who exactly are you calling hefty again? Names plz.

You.

[diethx]

This would be the second time I've directly interacted with you on these boards.

The first time you were convinced that you were being repressed if someone asked you to refrain from fucking in public in their country.

This time you got upset because I said that not only models can weigh <120 lbs while being 5'8.

Yea.

I'm really hurt by you calling me obnoxious.

So you really think that because we've only argued directly a couple times, that I can't see what an obnoxious douchebag you are from your interactions with others?

Just checking.

ps: Never got upset. Again, stop giving yourself so much credit.

[diethx]

You.

ROFL, um, yeah, not even close.

But since we're talking about others appearances, I guess I don't have to hold back on mentioning what a bit of plastic surgery and some good Proactiv treatment would do for your uglyass mug. :)

[Daniel]

So you really think that because we've only argued directly a couple times, that I can't see what an obnoxious douchebag you are from your interactions with others?

Just checking.

ps: Never got upset. Again, stop giving yourself so much credit.

Thanks for clarifying with that PS. I almost thought otherwise. For a second..


ROFL, um, yeah, not even close.

But since we're talking about others appearances, I guess I don't have to hold back on mentioning what a bit of plastic surgery and some good Proactiv treatment would do for your uglyass mug. :)

Is this the appropriate time to throw in a crack about midol and tampons?

I have no problems posting my picture and that has everything to do with the fact that I'm quite comfortable with my appearance, but yea. You totally got me.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

ohhh yea. I'm totally the one PMSing here. Those hefty girls getting a case of the ass because someone pointed out their flimsy attempts at self justification? not at all.

Trust me when I say have nothing to prove when it comes to body types or "dating", but hey, keep thinking that arguing on the internet is gonna help you lose those 10-15 lbs you could stand to.

I just think it's kind of shitty of you to call out a height-weight ratio as fat when it's within a healthy range. When a few people can point out instances where the woman is downright hot, and yet people continue to insist "No, fat!", that does annoy me if not upset me.

Perhaps it is about self-justification, that much may be right. No, I'm not a 5'8", 150 lb woman but I know what it was like when I was growing up and couldn't fit precisely in height and weight charts, and how horrible it made me feel even though I ate right and exercised like mad. I don't like seeing something so normal be unfairly treated as abnormal because of a skewed perception, because I know first hand how upsetting and harmful that can be to some people.

[thefarmer]

I have no problems posting my picture and that has everything to do with the fact that I'm quite comfortable with my appearance, but yea. You totally got me.

Just because you're comfortable with your appearance, doesn't mean everyone else is comfortable with your appearance.

Attractiveness (and the opposite) is purely subjective. So is 'fat' as most people use it.

[Tisket]

Just because you're comfortable with your appearance, doesn't mean everyone else is comfortable with your appearance.

Attractiveness (and the opposite) is purely subjective. So is 'fat' as most people use it.

Fatty!

[droit]

Alright, let's get this thread back on track!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html

It's me! Every girl ever.
Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST


Knock knock

Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

Come on into the living room.

Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

Let's go back into the hallway!

Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!

[Daniel]

I just think it's kind of shitty of you to call out a height-weight ratio as fat when it's within a healthy range. When a few people can point out instances where the woman is downright hot, and yet people continue to insist "No, fat!", that does annoy me if not upset me.

Perhaps it is about self-justification, that much may be right. No, I'm not a 5'8", 150 lb woman but I know what it was like when I was growing up and couldn't fit precisely in height and weight charts, and how horrible it made me feel even though I ate right and exercised like mad. I don't like seeing something so normal be unfairly treated as abnormal because of a skewed perception, because I know first hand how upsetting and harmful that can be to some people.

The word I originally used was "big". I didn't use fat for a reason. However, I didn't feel the need to clarify my statements when abunch of obviously insecure women starting flipping shits and took what was supposed to be a purposefully ridiculous comment directed at a fictional craigslist ad as some sort of attack on their self worth.

I wasn't sitting here going "hey fatty fatty". In fact I simply sat here and voiced my simple dissent while you all whipped your selves into an indignant frenzy.

It's not my job to make you feel good about yourself on an internet message board. So maybe you shouldn't get personally offended at things that not only aren't directed at you because when you start throwing around the insults I'm definitely going to respond and I'm obviously not the one with a chip on my shoulder about it.

[Daniel]

Just because you're comfortable with your appearance, doesn't mean everyone else is comfortable with your appearance.

Attractiveness (and the opposite) is purely subjective. So is 'fat' as most people use it.

Do you have a picture posted? I honestly don't remember. But, don't worry. I do fine with the ladies in real life .

[Sweets]

Do you have a picture posted? I honestly don't remember. But, don't worry. I do fine with the ladies in real life .


I love it when guys say this. It's like driving a camero with a mullet. You hate to stereotype but it screams asshole.

[Daniel]

I love it when guys say this. It's like driving a camero with a mullet. You hate to stereotype but it screams asshole.

Yea, because I was totally just breaking that out for shits and giggles as opposed to responding to people saying I was ugly.

[CrystalTears]

It's really difficult to pinpoint whether a 5'8" woman weighing 150 pounds will be healthy looking or not. Sometimes it's all muscle, sometimes it's all fat, it all depends on the build.

I don't take offense to guys assuming what heights and weights should be because they probably don't know, and probably don't care, and that's fine. I never tell what height and weight I am as I don't feel it needs to be said. If you find me fat, okay. If you think I look fine, that's okay too. I'm a whole lot healthier than some "slim" people these days simply because I eat right and exercise.

[Amber]

Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug!


You just convinced me to get rid of my papasan chair. Sitting in a hug, ugh!

[Twitch]

Alright, let's get this thread back on track!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html

It's me! Every girl ever.
Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST


Knock knock



ROFL That is a must read post - still laughing.

[Kayse]

It's really difficult to pinpoint whether a 5'8" woman weighing 150 pounds will be healthy looking or not. Sometimes it's all muscle, sometimes it's all fat, it all depends on the build.

I don't take offense to guys assuming what heights and weights should be because they probably don't know, and probably don't care, and that's fine. I never tell what height and weight I am as I don't feel it needs to be said. If you find me fat, okay. If you think I look fine, that's okay too. I'm a whole lot healthier than some "slim" people these days simply because I eat right and exercise.

I agree, but I don't think it's fair for men to just assume someone who is 5'8' and 150 pounds is automatically fat. I'm fine with how I look, but I still don't/wouldn't tell people how much I weigh because I know I don' t look it. If I were to post my height and weight on here I'm sure I would get asshole douche bag comments.

[Stanley Burrell]

I love it when guys say this. It's like driving a camero with a mullet. You hate to stereotype but it screams asshole.

Daniel could get away with a mullet and still get the ladies. And I don't care if that's a goddamn lie, I want him to rock a mullet. I'm fucking infatuated starting right now.

Alright, I'm over it. Rock a mullet, tho.

[TheEschaton]

I had a girlfriend who was 5'10 1/2" and weighed 145, and she was faaaaaaaaar too skinny. She could have used another 10-15 pounds. And that's not me saying I have a preference for curvy women, but you could see this girl's ribs jutting out.

I had another girlfriend who was 5'5" and weighed 145, and she was a soccer player without an ounce of fat on her. She couldn't have lost weight if she wanted to, unless she stopped playing soccer. She was smoking, too. I don't exactly know how I managed to land a girlfriend like that, personally.

-TheE-

[Anebriated]

Did you tell her you have a level 70 mage?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The word I originally used was "big". I didn't use fat for a reason. However, I didn't feel the need to clarify my statements when abunch of obviously insecure women starting flipping shits and took what was supposed to be a purposefully ridiculous comment directed at a fictional craigslist ad as some sort of attack on their self worth.

I wasn't sitting here going "hey fatty fatty". In fact I simply sat here and voiced my simple dissent while you all whipped your selves into an indignant frenzy.

It's not my job to make you feel good about yourself on an internet message board. So maybe you shouldn't get personally offended at things that not only aren't directed at you because when you start throwing around the insults I'm definitely going to respond and I'm obviously not the one with a chip on my shoulder about it.

If you say things that make you sound like a douche bag, people will respond.

:shrug:

[Daniel]

If you say things that make you sound like a douche bag, people will respond.

:shrug:

Yea. Disagreeing with the statement that only models can be 5'8 and 120 is such a douchebag thing to do!

Man. What was I thinking??

[Sean of the Thread]

QUIT BEING SUCH A SEXIST FATTY HATER DANIEL.


We all know you've participated in a rodeo or two.

[CrystalTears]

I think assuming that she meant only models have those stats is the problem here. Your average 5'8" woman doesn't tend to be 120 pounds but instead more, which is what I would agree with.

BTW, Daniel is not the only one who made a comment regarding those stats equaling a big person, so I'm not sure why you're ganging up on him. Pick on Drew or Proxy (which is better insult fodder anyway) who said that it was a fat chick.

[Stanley Burrell]

One time, I found this awesome babysitter for my 2 year old, but he advertised bring a camcorder along with him for some reason...

[Anebriated]

was the camcorder the reason you turned me down? man i could have left it at home(i have a cameraphone anyway)

[Kayse]

I think assuming that she meant only models have those stats is the problem here. Your average 5'8" woman doesn't tend to be 120 pounds but instead more, which is what I would agree with.

BTW, Daniel is not the only one who made a comment regarding those stats equaling a big person, so I'm not sure why you're ganging up on him. Pick on Drew or Proxy (which is better insult fodder anyway) who said that it was a fat chick.

Surprised we haven't heard any more douche bag type comments from them.

I suppose the day is still young though.

[Sean of the Thread]

What's a baby sitter?

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/babies/image001.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Surprised we haven't heard any more douche bag type comments from them.

I suppose the day is still young though.
http://beltespenner.com/oscommerce/images/I%20fuck%20the%20fat%20friend.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

was the camcorder the reason you turned me down? man i could have left it at home(i have a cameraphone anyway)

Yes. It was.







http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=38293

[Kayse]

What's a baby sitter?

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/babies/image001.jpg

LOL

[diethx]

BTW, Daniel is not the only one who made a comment regarding those stats equaling a big person, so I'm not sure why you're ganging up on him. Pick on Drew or Proxy (which is better insult fodder anyway) who said that it was a fat chick.

That's probably because the topic was dead two days ago, we had all said our peace and basically ended the topic, until dbag-Daniel came in last night and started calling us all insecure and fat for disagreeing with him (but not even being pissy about it). He was out of line, that's all. :shrug:

[Methais]

Daniel could get away with a mullet and still get the ladies.

Someone really needs to find a picture of a black guy with a mullet. Is it even possible?

All I could find was this, which you all must look at immediately:
http://avenuedave.com/pics/mullnshoulders.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Alright, let's get this thread back on track!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html

It's me! Every girl ever.
Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST


Knock knock



i've definitely been on 2 or 49 of these dates. these girls suck.

[Liagala]

Someone really needs to find a picture of a black guy with a mullet. Is it even possible?

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/None1414/mullet.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

I posted that then deleted when I realized it was a costume.

IT DON'T COUNT

[Methais]

Yeah that doesn't count. I'm talking about a real black hair (i.e. brillo pad hair) mullet.

Altered black hair (like Darrell) doesn't count.

Darrell:
http://www.soupytrumpet.com/images/soul-glo.gif

[NocturnalRob]

just let your soooooooul GLOW!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4

or

http://www.imeem.com/people/hC7Qw//music/1q8YcCut/soul_glo/

[Methais]

Daniel should use soul glo. He'd be pimp.

[NocturnalRob]

Attractiveness (and the opposite) is purely subjective. So is 'fat' as most people use it.

without getting into the differences between objective/subjective and the presence of a universal standard of beauty, i respectfully disagree.

[thefarmer]

Do you have a picture posted? I honestly don't remember.But, don't worry. I do fine with the ladies in real life .

What does it matter if I have a picture posted or not? Are you going to make a poll about who's more attractive in some sort of epeen contest?

The fact that you chose to bold 'in real life' seems pretty insecure. Do you have people questionings your skill with the ladies regularly?

[diethx]

Kai is hot. He'd win. End of story sirs.

[Daniel]

What does it matter if I have a picture posted or not? Are you going to make a poll about who's more attractive in some sort of epeen contest?

No. That sounds like someone taking shit too seriously. I just find it funny when someone decids to jump out of the blue with insults and they don't even have their own picture posted. Like I said, you may have. That's why I was asking.



The fact that you chose to bold 'in real life' seems pretty insecure. Do you have people questionings your skill with the ladies regularly?

Yea. Those brackets and additional keystrokes really are a cry for help. Thanks for the psycho-analysis. To answer your question: No. It's not really something that's questioned reguarly. Interesting enough it only happens when people on the internet are failing to make their point through other means or when they feel that their friends need some sort of assistance.

[thefarmer]

No. That sounds like someone taking shit too seriously. I just find it funny when someone decids to jump out of the blue with insults and they don't even have their own picture posted. Like I said, you may have. That's why I was asking.

I made a very generic statement that applies to everyone, yet you feel insulted? Now who's taking shit too seriously?


Yea. Those brackets and additional keystrokes really are a cry for help. Thanks for the psycho-analysis.

Funny how you can psychoanalyze someone's reputation comment accurately, but are immune to someone doing the same to you..


Lol @ some insecure female breaking out the reputation bat to validate her self worth.

I'm sorry you are\hang out with only fat bitches but that's still not even close to being true. Deal with it.

Irony much?

[thefarmer]

without getting into the differences between objective/subjective and the presence of a universal standard of beauty, i respectfully disagree.

Are you saying that there is a universal standard of beauty?

I'm not sure what you're disagreeing with.

[Sean of the Thread]

Of course there is a universal standard of beauty just as there are universal standards for almost everything in our culture.

You guys are starting to be ridiculous.

[thefarmer]

Of course there is a universal standard of beauty just as there are universal standards for almost everything in our culture.

Alright.

What's the universal standard?

[Methais]

Alright.

What's the universal standard?

If you don't look like this...

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/Fatuglymyspacechicks.png

.....you're on the right track.

[NocturnalRob]

basically

[Skeeter]

damn, she looks like a cabbage patch kid.

[diethx]

Maybe she injected cooking oil into her face too. FFS.

[Skeeter]

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn69/arronsky/m1.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

http://pixftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/grr.jpg

http://wtfpics.net/images/2rorq45nmhudfizmgce.jpg

[Ignot]

That neck pouch really brings the moo moo and socks together nicely.

[Skeeter]

Is that her belly button I see?

[Durgrimst]

Is that her belly button I see?

Please GOD don't let it be anything else.

[Daniel]

I made a very generic statement that applies to everyone, yet you feel insulted? Now who's taking shit too seriously?


You made a very generic statement to a very specific discussion. Stop being stupid.





Funny how you can psychoanalyze someone's reputation comment accurately, but are immune to someone doing the same to you..



Irony much?

Yea. Not really. That reputation comment was preceeded by vaginal bleeding of epic proportions. But since we're in the habit I'll take your "forgetting" of the rest of the comment as an admission of truthfulness.

"End of story sirs".

[Daniel]

P.s. I wish I could grow a mullet, but it would require a lot of oil and I believe in energy independence :(

[Lyonis]

I agree. You can be 5'6" 150 and be very healthy and active. Or you can be 5'10" 150 and be a little overweight.

Tables aren't worth a squat. You know you're body. You know if you're chubby/fat. You don't need a table to let you know.

QFT

I've met girls that are a 120 lbs that have angry titties and early stages of FUPA formation. Not cool.

On the other hand, my sis has a friend that is 5'6" and between 150-160 lbs. I'm usually all into the waif types but damn that girl is just built to last.

[thefarmer]

You made a very generic statement to a very specific discussion. Stop being stupid.

Ah, I understand now. Saying that not everyone is going to find you attractive, be it here or in real life is insulting. I'll keep that in mind.


Yea. Not really. That reputation comment was preceeded by vaginal bleeding of epic proportions. But since we're in the habit I'll take your "forgetting" of the rest of the comment as an admission of truthfulness.

"End of story sirs".

You saw vaginal bleeding in some peoples posts, I saw epeen posturing in yours.

PS. You should still grow a mullet.

[thefarmer]

basically

It's easy to pull out extreme examples one way or the other. What about the middle ground? If there's a universal beauty standard, then everyone should agree, right?

So who is beautiful and who isn't?

http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/uploadedImages/US/Local_events/firming/CFRB_Home_RWWC_Women0.jpg

[Proxy]

It's easy to pull out extreme examples one way or the other. What about the middle ground? If there's a universal beauty standard, then everyone should agree, right?

So who is beautiful and who isn't?

http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/uploadedImages/US/Local_events/firming/CFRB_Home_RWWC_Women0.jpg

from left to right; no, no, no, no, maybe, kinda.

[Stunseed]

L to R : Yes, GODDAMN THAT'S A BIG BITCH, NO, NO, w/publix bag ( where shopping is a pleasure ), Yes.

[Stanley Burrell]

L to R : Yes, GODDAMN THAT'S A BIG BITCH, NO, NO, w/publix bag ( where shopping is a pleasure ), Yes.

Fuck the first two bitches like dogs then I'd jack off on the third.

What thread is this?

[DCSL]

1, 3, 4, and 5 are my favorites. 4 is glow-in-the-dark white, like me!

[thefarmer]

Of course there is a universal standard of beauty just as there are universal standards for almost everything in our culture.

So what's the standard here?

Also, Stun's comment made me laugh

[Daniel]

Ah, I understand now. Saying that not everyone is going to find you attractive, be it here or in real life is insulting. I'll keep that in mind.



Stop being stupid. Seriously. You jumped into the thread to help out your internet friend "Kai" and now you're just trying to spin it.

[thefarmer]

Stop being stupid. Seriously. You jumped into the thread to help out your internet friend "Kai" and now you're just trying to spin it.

My internet friend "Kai" doesn't need any help. Especially not in any discussion with you.

[B2]

I can't stop staring at #6's leg. Her thigh is bigger than the trunk of her body. Her foot is bigger than her head. Proportion is a lot of what we find beautiful, and that just...isn't anatomically correct. It's like the art director wanted her legs facing out, mirroring #1, and didn't care that they didn't have a suitable picture.

That photo is a bad example, anyway. It was criticized when those Dove ads came out that these weren't real people, they were photoshopped into being smooth-skinned and flawless. Plus, the whole message was that women are beautiful, no matter the shape...but hey, you could use this cream and change your shape!

I can't stop staring at that leg. Your butt usually isn't a shade DARKER than your leg. It just isn't her leg.

[NocturnalRob]

Proportion is a lot of what we find beautiful

symmetry too.

[Sean of the Thread]

So what's the standard here?

Also, Stun's comment made me laugh


You mean besides common sense?

Stop being a fucking r-tard.

[CrystalTears]

However you haven't addressed the point he's making, where there really is no standard of what is pretty or not, as it's a personal preference.

[Sean of the Thread]

So the same applies to our universal moral standard as well?


C'mon people get on the same page here.

[thefarmer]

So the same applies to our universal moral standard as well?


C'mon people get on the same page here.

If everything has a universal standard.. and you've repeatedly said we should know this..where do you fall on the 'Are you a drunk?" standard?


Joking aside, why would you think that your morals and standards apply to everyone?

[Sean of the Thread]

They don't.

That doesn't mean there is a universal standard that the majority follow.

Screw our society and their moral standard. It's my preference to go throw rocks at babies today. It's still a crime based on our moral standards.

Just as fat and ugly is still fat and ugly based on our beauty standards. Doesn't mean you can't chose to prefer it however.

[CrystalTears]

When is "fat" determined?

[NocturnalRob]

oh jesus christ. of course there is a universal standard of beauty. just look across different cultures. who do you find more beautiful?

this woman?

http://supersaturated.com/journal/caro/images/lipplate.gif

or this woman?

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/9/2/8/668295_356x237.jpg

[g++]

oh jesus christ. of course there is a universal standard of beauty. just look across different cultures. who do you find more beautiful?

this woman?

http://supersaturated.com/journal/caro/images/lipplate.gif

or this woman?

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/9/2/8/668295_356x237.jpg (http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/9/2/8/668295_356x237.jpg)

If only we could get the two of them to hook up together in a wacky cross cultural porno. We already have Miscast on board. Ill write the script.

[Plate girl] : MmmHmMMhMmmm
[Hot girl] : I did not order a pizza.
[Plate girl] : MmmHmMMhMmmm
[Hot girl] : Oh I see well I suppose Ill have to tip you
[Miscast] : Everyone here is gay. I hate you all

[Sean of the Thread]

"fat" (I used the term as a generalization for the example) is determined by your peers in society who form the universal standard. It's the sum of everyone's opinion that equates the universal standard.

[Tisket]

oh jesus christ. of course there is a universal standard of beauty. just look across different cultures. who do you find more beautiful?

this woman?

http://supersaturated.com/journal/caro/images/lipplate.gif



You'd have to ask the men in that culture. She might be a pinup model to them.

[CrystalTears]

"fat" (I used the term as a generalization for the example) is determined by your peers in society who form the universal standard. It's the sum of everyone's opinion that equates the universal standard.
Which is why I feel that there isn't a "universal" standard as we can't even get the same opinion on the PC of what's fat and what isn't.

[thefarmer]

You'd have to ask the men in that culture. She might be a pinup model to them.

That's the key part that they're missing..

What one culture or group of people finds attractive/beautiful isn't necessarily going to be the same.

[Sweets]

The standard of beauty can be related to the "Golden Ratio" which is based on Fibonacci numbers.

http://www.intmath.com/Numbers/mathOfBeauty.php

[thefarmer]

The standard of beauty can be related to the "Golden Ratio" which is based on Fibonacci numbers.

http://www.intmath.com/Numbers/mathOfBeauty.php

Symmetry and proportion only work to a point.

Otherwise guys wouldn't like big boobs on smaller framed girls.

Edit: Or, I suppose for girls, a big pp on a guy, versus a proportional one for their height/weight...

[Sweets]

Symmetry and proportion only work to a point.

Otherwise guys wouldn't like big boobs on smaller framed girls.

Ha! Touche.

[NocturnalRob]

You'd have to ask the men in that culture. She might be a pinup model to them.

...that's my point...

[BigWorm]

LOL at what has happened to this thread. I especially enjoy Sean2's pronouncements from on high of universal standards of beauty and morals. I mean, philosophers haven't been able to decide this issue for thousands of years, but apparently it is intuitively obviously when you are hammered drunk and on librium.

[Sean of the Thread]

LOL at what has happened to this thread. I especially enjoy Sean2's pronouncements from on high of universal standards of beauty and morals. I mean, philosophers haven't been able to decide this issue for thousands of years, but apparently it is intuitively obviously when you are hammered drunk and on librium.


I'm not pronouncing shit. Use some common sense dipshit.

If anything at all I was only playing advocate.

[Sean of the Thread]

That's the key part that they're missing..

What one culture or group of people finds attractive/beautiful isn't necessarily going to be the same.


Bigworm = Ashiliananana?

Anyways we're not missing at all. If you go back and actually read my posts and others we've included the parameters of OUR SOCIETY or OUR CULTURE or differences BETWEEN CULTURES. Maybe the picture of the African tribeswoman and heidi klum or whomever the fuck wasn't a glaringly obvious enough clue for you.

For fucks sake.


I believe you guys are just being difficult for the sake of being difficult.

[Stanley Burrell]

Back on-topic:


http://dayton.craigslist.org/w4m/702619855.html

got sex???

1. I like to create. 2. I love cats. 3. I do not like to be wrong, to it I argue (in fact having loaded much is chance, that with me will agree). 4. I change an inhabitancy with frequency in two years. 5. I want to learn, that means to stop. 6. I have unhealthy interest to breakages. 7. At school most of all loved trigonometry (and today words even such I do not remember). 8. In men I look at hands and brushes. I do not love hairness.. 11. At me two passports: red and dark blue. 12. In delight from old photos with a retouch. 13. I love house kefir. 14. do not like to be along. 15. I appreciate people appreciating silence in the company with me. 16. I malicious, but well hide it.. 18. I am not able to tell is not present. 23. It is jealous, but I am able to hide it. 23. love Russian bad words. 23. I like to read all successively. 23. I do not like to send. 23. I do not like to show the feelings to close men ( to them the nobility). 23. Coffee I drink seldom. 23..23. Never studied philosophy..

If you are interested drop me a line.

No weirdos please.....

That is a lot of 23's.

[thefarmer]

Anyways we're not missing at all. If you go back and actually read my posts and others we've included the parameters of OUR SOCIETY or OUR CULTURE or differences BETWEEN CULTURES. Maybe the picture of the African tribeswoman and heidi klum or whomever the fuck wasn't a glaringly obvious enough clue for you.


The tangent started out with no qualifier.



without getting into the differences between objective/subjective and the presence of a universal standard of beauty, i respectfully disagree.

Look back at the posts critiquing the pic of the women I posted. Everyone had different opinions. If there was a universal standard, even with the OUR society qualifier, the answers would have been the exact same.

Yet they weren't.

Sorry if that wasn't a glaring enough clue for you.

[BigWorm]

I know no one gives a fuck about staying on topic on the PC, but seriously can we get back to craiglists already?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html

I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST

I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

1 at A google map yahoo map

* cats are OK - purrr
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 907788944

[thefarmer]

This is your chance Stanley!

[Sean]

Um all this is brought on by a craigslist ad? She could hideous and 400lbs to go with her 5'8" and it wouldn't matter she'd still get laid. We're talking about gamer geeks hooking up on craiglist people it's not exactly high science.

[Stanley Burrell]

This is your chance Stanley!

I secretly did think about how my 1.4k rental in The Bronx for 600 sq. ft. moved me back in with my parents. Maybe I'll report her to the co-op board, which I pray to the God I believe in (on airplanes mostly) exists, will take some steps in evicting senile people. That is such a fucking code violation it makes my head spin from drinking all that Triple Sec for breakfast.

Technically, a "big" bathroom in the East Village would be ample living space and a phenomenon in and of itself. Might be worth looking into.

[diethx]

I know no one gives a fuck about staying on topic on the PC, but seriously can we get back to craiglists already?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html

I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST

I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

1 at A google map yahoo map

* cats are OK - purrr
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 907788944


LOL

[DaCapn]

Probably the best personals ad to ever exist:

http://i31.tinypic.com/nwzo7s.jpg

I think without the pictures it wouldn't have had the same effect.

[Sean of the Thread]

bwhwhahahahah only Philly fan could produce quality like that.

[Allereli]

Probably the best personals ad to ever exist:

http://i31.tinypic.com/nwzo7s.jpg

I think without the pictures it wouldn't have had the same effect.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=32039

[Tisket]

...that's my point...

It's not my fault you didn't make it clearer! Take forum sarcasm lessons for crissakes!

[NocturnalRob]

Everyone had different opinions.

how about you go back and read the responses? the overwhelming majority (weird...universally accepted standard of beauty!) thought those were some ugly bitches.


If there was a universal standard, even with the OUR society qualifier, the answers would have been the exact same.

wrong. they would have been similar. which they were.

seriously, get off your soapbox and hop back on the short bus. universal standard refers to the accepted majority, whether it's societal or global. i don't know if you're playing devil's advocate here or if you really are this dense.

it's a fact. there are universal standards of beauty. get over it.


edit: and to keep it on track--> NYC women are awesome...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/835057632.html

[NocturnalRob]

It's not my fault you didn't make it clearer! Take forum sarcasm lessons for crissakes!

CAPS, ITALICS, ELLIPSIS, LARGE SPACES, ETC!!!11!1!1!ONE

[Amber]

universal standard refers to the accepted majority, whether it's societal or global.


No, no, societal standard refers to a standard within a society. Global standard refers to, well, a global standard.




it's a fact. there are global standards of beauty


There are societal standards of beauty, which vary dramatically depending on the society in question. Just one example... In our society, white teeth are considered beautiful, but in some asian societies, black lacquered teeth are considered a mark of beauty. In some african societies, absence of teeth is considered beautiful.

Even within a given society, there is a vast flexiblity in defining beauty. Personal preference is always going to exist and take precedence over societal standards.

Now let's get back on topic! Your SWF in NY is awfully hostile and exacting. I can't for the life of me figure out why she's not finding her dream guy.

[Kayse]

Ok It's nothing especially hilarious or weird, but I like how he says, "this week only" like it's some fucking special or something.



Reply to: pers-952360988@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-10, 9:00AM CST


CLEAN, 26 Y.O WHITE MALE, BUSINESS ANALYST IN CHICAGO MARKET.
OFFICE NEAR NBC TOWER.

WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR, A HOT RANDOM SPUR OF THE MOMENT MAKEOUT SESSION.

WE MEET UP, LOCK LIPS FOR A BIT, AND WALK AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPEN.

WE CAN TAKE IT AS FAR AS YOU LIKE.

THIS WEEK ONLY,



(NO MEN PLEASE!!!!!! SOME OF YOU GUYS DONT GET IT)

[Kayse]

FANTASY AT BARNES AND NOBLE - m4w - 45 (west burbs)
Reply to: pers-952326385@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-10, 8:24AM CST


we agree to meet at a bookstore--- barnes & noble, borders.. you pick.. you will be wearing a buttoned top.. i will find you in the aisles and pretend to be looking at the books near you.. I approach closer.. and reach my hand inside your blouse, making sure no one can see.. i grope your breasts as you continue to look at the books, pretending to be unaware that I am doing this..

i maneuver my hand up your back and unhook your bra.. i then grope you some more.. massaging your breasts-- one in each hand.. you walk away quickly to another aisle.. but i follow you a minute later.. and again nonchalantly reach into your blouse to fondle your breasts for a few minutes.. all the time avoiding anyone seeing...

we then split up.. leave the store.. and go our separate ways.. does this sound like an interesting way to spend thirty minutes some afternoon?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

FANTASY AT BARNES AND NOBLE - m4w - 45 (west burbs)
Reply to: pers-952326385@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-10, 8:24AM CST


we agree to meet at a bookstore--- barnes & noble, borders.. you pick.. you will be wearing a buttoned top.. i will find you in the aisles and pretend to be looking at the books near you.. I approach closer.. and reach my hand inside your blouse, making sure no one can see.. i grope your breasts as you continue to look at the books, pretending to be unaware that I am doing this..

i maneuver my hand up your back and unhook your bra.. i then grope you some more.. massaging your breasts-- one in each hand.. you walk away quickly to another aisle.. but i follow you a minute later.. and again nonchalantly reach into your blouse to fondle your breasts for a few minutes.. all the time avoiding anyone seeing...

we then split up.. leave the store.. and go our separate ways.. does this sound like an interesting way to spend thirty minutes some afternoon?

Some people are really, really strange

:lol:

[Tisket]

Barnes & Noble and Borders are drowning in video coverage. Should make for some interesting video tape review for some lucky employee.

[diethx]

Some people are really, really strange

:lol:

Right? :wtf:

[Sean]

Barnes & Noble and Borders are drowning in video coverage. Should make for some interesting video tape review for some lucky employee.

Tisket knows these things...

[Atlanteax]

Did not intend to bump an old thread, but a 'search' for 'craiglist' did not bring up any recent threads.

Scary: http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/19/us/craigslist-pregnant-woman-womb-baby-removed/index.html


A stranger stabbed a pregnant woman who answered a Craigslist ad and cut her fetus from the womb, authorities said

Police say the woman who placed the ad offering baby clothes for sale, Dynel Lane, 34, attacked the victim in Longmont, Colorado, on Wednesday.


Police said the suspect arrived at the hospital with the fetus at the same time as the victim, claiming a miscarriage. The unborn baby did not survive.

Sick...

.


A growing number of police stations have started offering "safe zones" for online sellers and buyers to conduct their transactions after recent deaths linked to the classified ads website.

Craglist must be brutal if 'safe zones' need to be set up...

[Gelston]

Colorado huh? It is due to pot.

[DaCapn]

Maybe I don't get the point of the story. What's so interesting about baby clothes?

[JackWhisper]

Did not intend to bump an old thread, but a 'search' for 'craiglist' did not bring up any recent threads.

Scary: http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/19/us/craigslist-pregnant-woman-womb-baby-removed/index.html

Sick...

Craglist must be brutal if 'safe zones' need to be set up...

I was going to laugh at you for reviving a 5 year dead thread but....

This... is just terrible. =(.

[Atlanteax]

(green) Thread: Interesting things you find on Craig's list.

So wait, you're saying Allereli is in jail now? Because she thinks all babies are parasites, and would do this so the mother-to-be could be free. GO WOMEN'S RIGHTS! Go ahead and post this if you want [snort]

I laughed at the whimsical correlation ...

[Allereli]

I laughed at the whimsical correlation ...

stalking people and roundabout messages are not okay.

[Atlanteax]

stalking people and roundabout messages are not okay.

You got a poster stalking you?

[Lady Sylvan]

I never tried Craigs List before. (Not having a problem in that department.) We click on causal encounters and click on male seeks woman. The screen loads and POOOWW!

A Penis! I hope I can say that.

Needless to say we quickly left craigs list and haven't been back. Shudders.

[Lady Sylvan]

They should warn someone! Put up a warning screen.

[Johnny Five]

The Necro on this thread.

I thank you.

[Tgo01]

I never tried Craigs List before. (Not having a problem in that department.) We click on causal encounters and click on male seeks woman. The screen loads and POOOWW!

A Penis! I hope I can say that.

POW! Right in the face!

What were you expecting to find in casual encounters/male seeks woman? :p

[Gelston]

They should warn someone! Put up a warning screen.

Warning, the internet contains dick pics.

You have been warned.

[Methais]

Warning, the internet contains dick pics.

You have been warned.

http://i.imgur.com/3dt5trT.png

[Taernath]

I bought something the other day from an internet stranger and wasn't killed. Go me.

[Tgo01]

I bought something the other day from an internet stranger and wasn't killed. Go me.

Unless this is Taernath's killer posing as Taernath in an effort to make us think Craig's List is safe.

Quick! Answer something Taernath would know that his killer wouldn't!

Who is the God of herbs and flowers and what is their symbol?

You have 60 seconds to answer before I contact the police.

[Taernath]

Unless this is Taernath's killer posing as Taernath in an effort to make us think Craig's List is safe.

Quick! Answer something Taernath would know that his killer wouldn't!

Who is the God of herbs and flowers and what is their symbol?

You have 60 seconds to answer before I contact the police.

Maybe I was supposed to kill them? I don't really know the rules.

[Methais]

I bought something the other day from an internet stranger and wasn't killed. Go me.

http://s4.hulkshare.com/song_images/original/f/f/6/ff6569a7c9289d6bfff9d7598dc5b32b.jpg?dd=-62169985172