Pranks!

[Stunseed]

Well, in the midst of boredom today, I put one of those magnetic alarms in the inside lining of the manager's jacket, causing them to have to walk over the sensor like 50 times looking like a complete dumbass, then rewound the surveilance tape and watched it for an hour.

Discuss your pranks, and evil doings!

Love you Jolena!

[Artha]

All my pranks can be found at www.goatse.cx

:saint:

(PS: Don't go there if you're at work or have children near by)

[AnticorRifling]

Cut someone's mouse cord on the backside of their desk, first they try the connection on the back of the pc to see if it's snug. Then they try and troubleshoot with the keyboard, then they pull the mouse to replace it, get a foot into the cord and see it severed it's funny stuff.

Or you could always bend the pins on the inside

[Siefer]

Anticor, that's evil. I didn't think you were capable of such a despicable act. Shit, It would probably be a couple hours before I found that out, if you did that to me.

[Meos]

I laid a trail of coins from the well though tc to the east gate in icemule. went in visible, stored sleep and waited about 10 minutes... who should arrive, Irksum... that was some of my best work.


[Edited on 12-29-2003 by Meos]

[Meos]

thought this was in character, I feel so fat and gay

At least your not warclaidhm

[Edaarin]

Set my buddy up with the most annoying girl I know. Funniest shit ever.

[Izalude]

I filled a garbage can half way with water, and leaned it up against this jackass' door on the floor below me at my dorm. I knocked and split. I heard swearing as I bolted up the stairs. To this day he has no idea who it was.

Originally posted by Edaarin
Set my buddy up with the most annoying girl I know. Funniest shit ever.

Man, Tijay did so not deserve that.

[AnticorRifling]

When I was in the Marines we used to do some messed up pranks. Someone would go on leave (vacation) and we would either mail everything they had in and on their desk to another duty station or we would super glue everything to the desk. If we mailed it we would tell them where we sent it but it always took like a month to get back :cool:

[Bewitchindryad25]

In high school I snuck into the locker rooms right before cheerleading practice ended. (No I was NOT a cheerleader) and unscrewed the shower spouts and poured orange and green powdered koolaid into them then screwed the cap back on.

When the girls came in to take their showers considering half of them were either natural or bleached blondes, you could imagine. Green or Orange hair anyone? My biggest enjoyment was hearing their screams of terror when they realized what happened.

[Zeyrin]

I was a paramedic and I worked a cardiac arrest. I left the body at the hospital and on the way back to the station, I had a first responder lie on the stretcher. The driver and I covered her up to make it look like there was indeed a dead body on the stretcher.

I radioed in that I needed some help unloading the body at the station until suitable arrangements could be made for the body.

So, I arrived at the station with the junior fireman that I hoped to repay. Those little bastards stole my car and parked it on the other side of town. The driver and I held the cot firmly as the junior fireman were holding on the foot end of the cot.

It was then I coughed to let the "body" know we had a good grip on the stretcher. The "body" leaned up and in an old woman's voices screamed "Where the hell are you taking me young man!!"

One of the junior fireman literally pissed his pants. It was priceless.

[longshot]

Me and my friends took our friends address and had him mailed a bunch of stuff about a gay paradise weekend somewhere. He got on this mailing list, and got gay related stuff from everywhere. We did it because he was a total homophobe. It was really really funny.

Had some good easy ones like flour on someone's ceiling fan... when they turn it on, make sure you aren't in the room!

Strategically hid two dozen shrimp in this kids room. When it got hot, it really smelled. They were in such weird places that he never found all of them.

Zeyrin, you made someone pee... that's awesome.

[Moist Happenings]

This one time I worked at a farm market that sold habenero peppers(if i'm not mistaken, the hottest pepper there is). I had the bright idea to take the seeds of this pepper and put them in my sister's dinner(I was young and stupid). So anyway, I went to taking these peppers apart, got myself a little baggy of seeds. Then I rubbed my eyes. and touched my face. and I burned for a week. And I forgot my little baggy of seeds at work and never put them into my sister's dinner. My face burns just thinking about those goddamned peppers.

Stupid pranks.

[Souzy]

You people are evil! Evil!!!!!!!!!! I've never done pranks on anyone. But, my ex use to do a lot to his friends. I think the nastiest one he's ever done was piss in a 40 bottle and my cousin picked it up and drank it. That was nasty, but I was rollin' on the floor when it happened, oh and gagging too.

[StrayRogue]

I set up an electro magnet on top of my sisters VCR. She wondered why her video's weren't working properly.

[Drew2]

Hmm... one time when I was little my brother and I got the "warm-water-hand-pee" idea thing and tried it on my sister. Well it didn't work so we just poured the water on her and told her she peed.

Another time my sister and I put crushed red pepper on my brother's lips while he was sleeping and baby powder in his hair (I was like 10. it was funny.) He has black hair so when he woke up and ran to the bathroom to wash his mouth out, he looked int he mirror and had gray hair and started screaming.

More recent pranks... well I haven't done anything very recently. I do small things.. like scare people, steal things and wait for them to notice, etc. I'm very quiet when I want to be so I can move into a room and stand right behind my mother and scare the white out of her when she turns around, since I'm almost a foot taller than her. It's fun.

[Weedmage Princess]

My best prank was in the 8th grade..I had this dimwitted friend who was..mean and annoying...so I gave her Ducolax and told her it was candy. I asked her the next day if she liked the candy and she was like "What the fuck was that? I had the shits all night last night?"

[StrayRogue]

The better version of warm-water-hand-pee thing is also done when they are asleep. You put a tiny bit of chocolate, cream, poo, cum whatever on their hand, then blow/tickle their nose. The resultant scratch is most amusing.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Tayre
I do small things.. like scare people, steal things and wait for them to notice, etc.

Walmart noticed. They have your picture up on a bulletin board there. They want their toothbrush back.

[Drew2]

She was asleep. That was the point. So we just poured the water on her in her sleep and told her she wet the bed.

AND I DON'T STEAL FROM STORES.

Actually I stole from Target while i worked there BUT THEY NEVER FOUND OUT.

[longshot]

I forgot! Bought 5000 little stickers from Meijers (a grocery store) and had pledges stick them all over this guys door while he was sleeping. 5000 stars, penguins, and rainbows... it was quite a sight!

What a lesson for the pledges too... see the great things you can do when you all work together?

My friend ate Jalepenos, and then went down on his girlfriend. She didn't think it was too funny though,..

edited because I spell like I've lived in Japan too long...

[Edited on 12-29-2003 by longshot]

[Stunseed]

Couple of years ago on April Fools Day, the same manager was selling his parents car.

So while he was in the office, I disguised my voice and acted like I wanted to buy it. I asked him if he wanted 4 grand for it, he was like "Yeah!"....So I told him "Even though the back end is all fucked up? Looks like this was recent. Might wanna go check on it." , < of course it's raining like 40 degrees in FL > he bolts out from the office, trips and falls down the stairs, runs out to the car....Only to walk in soaked and a HUGE red mark on his forehead from busting, to see me holding a pre-made sign saying "Happy April Fool's Day, Sucker" and everyone rolling. They also videotaped that one.

[ Edited because I can't spell car. ]
Love you Jolena!

[Edited on 12-29-2003 by Stunseed]