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Renian
06-05-2008, 12:48 AM
Nevermind. Dumb idea.

Jahira
06-05-2008, 12:56 AM
That is incredibily harsh and calling for action of removal is just too far. Ithzel sucks from all accounts I have read (except for Methais). Just because the incident sucked for you and Ithzel was wrong doesn't mean you get to call for their job. If you ever worked in customer service, you are wrong every once and awhile and people get pissed. You don't get fired over it.

The first point I like, the second point(with lots of subsections) is just preposterous .

Renian
06-05-2008, 01:10 AM
That is incredibily harsh and calling for action of removal is just too far. Ithzel sucks from all accounts I have read (except for Methais). Just because the incident sucked for you and Ithzel was wrong doesn't mean you get to call for their job. If you ever worked in customer service, you are wrong every once and awhile and people get pissed. You don't get fired over it.

The first point I like, the second point(with lots of subsections) is just preposterous .

That's why I'm posting here first. I want to get opinions before I actually send this out.

However, it's kind of hypocritical from the Trevor Rage standpoint. And yes, it's meant to be scathing.

I mean, seriously:


Ithzel sucks from all accounts I have read (except for Methais).

EDIT: Some PsiNetters are disagreeing with sending this out too. Hmm. This is why you have peer pressure to check to see if your wrath is warranted, eh?

Anferis
06-05-2008, 01:31 AM
Be a little more polite about getting her fired. Might work better. And do send one. I'd like to continue scripting ASAP

Sthrockmorton
06-05-2008, 01:37 AM
Don't threaten them either, its just more of an excuse for them to toss you and get you out of their hair. You, as well as everyone else, know this isnt corporate suicide for them... It's small beans.

Present your case, and let them judge the situation.

Tisket
06-05-2008, 01:47 AM
Incredibly bad idea. You just sound disgruntled. They actually rectified the original issue so now this just strikes me as someone with a grudge lashing out. Sorry, just my opinion.

Asha
06-05-2008, 01:58 AM
Some of the things in there are over dramatic.


An apology will not do; given the following facts, an apology would just be a forced conglomeration of syllables vomited out of her humiliated mouth, mixed with rage and a mental note to do whatever she can to take me down.

and proceeded to carry out her agenda against me. As one player on the Gemstone IV Player’s Corner put it, that’s like telling a cop you’ll be fully cooperative for now but will take it up with the courts later, and then getting tazed.


Fifth, Itzel’s actions did cause ire among the Gemstone community, as I warned her. I posted as much as I could of the log on the Gemstone IV Player’s Corner. Within 24 hours, the thread had received over 5,000 views, and nearly 200 posts. Granted, a lot of the posts were mine, but the majority was not, and now Itzel’s name has been marred by this incident significantly. Not firing an employee whose name has been tarnished this bad is awful PR for Simutronics.
(this statement will mean absolutely nothing to Simu. They're aware of PC and not only discourage subscribers from visiting, but do not allow their GMs to have anything to do with it. PC doesn't mean shit to them since they are positive everyone here is mental)

and we won’t fire him or her. Why? Because our employee is human. Humans make mistakes every now and again.

This isn’t an employee policy. This is corporate suicide.


Also I don't think calling for Itzels termination is going to help or happen.
You should be compensated as a gesture of apology and Itzels improved performance would be a better show of listening to your / our views, while being better overall for the game.

Just try being a little easier on the similes and metaphors. It's not a book.
Be straight to the point. Brief and direct.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
06-05-2008, 01:59 AM
Incredibly bad idea. You just sound disgruntled. They actually rectified the original issue so now this just strikes me as someone with a grudge lashing out. Sorry, just my opinion.

:yeahthat:

Requesting the billing change is fine, but demanding Itzel be fired over your incident comes across as you being bitter and self-righteous, and isn't going to win you any points.

Tolwynn
06-05-2008, 02:08 AM
You won't get her fired with a retarded letter like that, and will only make your own case look worse to both staff and customers alike.

Wonder why so many GMs, or for that matter, any other customer service types develop a fortress mentality? It's from dealing with an almost unending stream of melodramatic and/or pointless bullshit from customers with an overly inflated sense of entitlement.

But hey, keep the wheel turning there.

Nieninque
06-05-2008, 02:29 AM
LOL...what an idiot.

Methais
06-05-2008, 02:33 AM
The fact that Andraste is still a GM is proof that no matter what you say or do, you'll never get Itzel fired.

I'd say the best you can hope for (but won't get anyway) is to have Itzel banned from handling any situations with you.

thefarmer
06-05-2008, 02:51 AM
By posting your proposed letter here, you've effectively given staff an excuse to write any future letter from you off.

landy
06-05-2008, 02:52 AM
The letter is VERBOSE Renian, you really do need to edit down at least 75 percent of that. Good points shouldn't take that long to explain.

Also, shy away from any personal language regarding Itzel, especially that bit about her vomiting an apology. If you want this to work the letter needs to appear to have been written from a concerned customer, not a person with an agenda of his own.

Don't make this about you and her, make it about Gemstone and her, and you are just the messenger relaying what she is doing to Gemstone.

I hope any of that helped, but my key point. You can't appear to be an angry customer, you have to be a calm messenger of tragic events.

Raffles
06-05-2008, 03:04 AM
Is this incredibly aggressive, over dramatic letter just over the one incident which was resolved very quickly?

Joe
06-05-2008, 04:27 AM
Is this incredibly aggressive, over dramatic letter just over the one incident which was resolved very quickly?

Yep, it is. Renian's just trying to make a point when it's pointless to do so at this juncture.

TheWitch
06-05-2008, 06:40 AM
Two words for you:

Grow up.

Cyprion
06-05-2008, 06:51 AM
it wasn't me when i was warned for scripting... it was my friend's brother's 2nd cousin's dog that did it. Yet I still script to this day, but ignore that, it was someone else, i swear! What is done on your account is your responsibility, whether you did it or not. I wouldn't bring up those points in your letter.

StJimmy
06-05-2008, 07:28 AM
You already won ... to a normal person, this signals "The End"

Get over it.

Jaimaltz
06-05-2008, 07:59 AM
Definitely not worth it. They're aware of the mistake and already corrected it. Why go out of your way to piss them off? Itzel would have received new information about how to treat people regarding the scripting policy, and since an apology was sent to you on her behalf, she knows about that now as well. They're not going to fire her just because she made a mistake interpreting policy. You're not sending them any new information in that letter, just rehashing old stuff and making it clear your not satisfied with simply getting your way. Besides, it's quite likely she could have been told the wrong thing when the policy was new. You got your way, revel in your victory and get over yourself.

She was wrong to lock you out, and simu acknowledged it, and apologized to you. I felt bad for what happened to you, but if you send that letter, you're just an asshole.

Renian
06-05-2008, 08:05 AM
kk. I guess this is what happens when you lose sleep over something. I actually got some now.

Hang on, I'll edit the shit out this letter. Thanks for your input, guys, no matter how scathing it may be.

Augie
06-05-2008, 08:16 AM
Pooh, I snooze, I looze...I wanted to see what the original letter said lol.

Renian
06-05-2008, 08:26 AM
lol. I could PM it to you if you want.

It was really mean--really damn angry. From what it sounds like, the PC'ers thought I was making sense until I got to the second point with multiple subsections. Then it became a whirlwind of pissed-off assholeness.

For those of you that have read the letter before I took it down, what do you think I should say instead? Also, is it really too much to ask for Itzel to be removed, and why? I thought you guys thought she was a toolbox, or was that only because of my BS lockout?

Anferis
06-05-2008, 08:53 AM
She's a toolbox. I'm scared to master fletching now. Especially while sleeping.

Asha
06-05-2008, 09:24 AM
Ahh I mastered felching while I was at the pub in segments over the course of 3 days. I was more scared of my laptop overheating from scripting.

Some Rogue
06-05-2008, 09:26 AM
Ahh I mastered felching while I was at the pub in segments over the course of 3 days. I was more scared of my laptop overheating from scripting.


Quoted before the edit.

Also, ROFL.

Joe
06-05-2008, 09:48 AM
lol. I could PM it to you if you want.

It was really mean--really damn angry. From what it sounds like, the PC'ers thought I was making sense until I got to the second point with multiple subsections. Then it became a whirlwind of pissed-off assholeness.

For those of you that have read the letter before I took it down, what do you think I should say instead? Also, is it really too much to ask for Itzel to be removed, and why? I thought you guys thought she was a toolbox, or was that only because of my BS lockout?

It's too much to ask. That's like asking for free food for life at a restaurant because your fries were cold the last time. Move on. :)

CrystalTears
06-05-2008, 09:52 AM
For those of you that have read the letter before I took it down, what do you think I should say instead? Also, is it really too much to ask for Itzel to be removed, and why? I thought you guys thought she was a toolbox, or was that only because of my BS lockout?
All this because of one failed interaction that caused a lockout which was overturned (rather quickly I may add)? Really?

Sean
06-05-2008, 09:58 AM
You got your stuff back, you most likely publically embarrassed her by making such a show out of her bosses overturning her, and you have an apology from her bosses. Let it go man now you're just starting to look like a vindictive douche.

Tolwynn
06-05-2008, 10:00 AM
Dear Simu,

Please listen to my overreacting and fire and punish Itzel for her overreacting, mine's different and it makes sense, really!

CrystalTears
06-05-2008, 10:02 AM
At least put that effort towards gkicking Andraste. She has screwed over WAY more than people.

For all those feedback entries that were done on your behalf, you won't even think of them and do something for the community instead? You're so selfish. :tongue:

Tsa`ah
06-05-2008, 10:02 AM
The only thing you're going to possibly get out of this is credit to your accounts proportionate to the duration of the lockout ... maybe.

I don't think there's ever been a successful campaign to get a GM fired. There are plenty of people who want to take credit for a GM's loss of a low/no pay job .... but I seriously doubt the rumblings from a few in the player base have had squat to do with a final decision.

Skeeter
06-05-2008, 10:09 AM
I agree with the consensus, you have already gotten everything positive you possibly could out of this situation. (More than I would even have expected)

You got her over turned, obviously embarrassed her, and even got an apology from her supervisors.

You won, move on.

That Jay
06-05-2008, 11:52 AM
Maybe asking for an apology from HER would not be asking too much.

Maybe.

Nieninque
06-05-2008, 12:15 PM
For those of you that have read the letter before I took it down, what do you think I should say instead?

Nothing at all.


Also, is it really too much to ask for Itzel to be removed

Yup


and why?

I can't think of a single instance where people have been sacked because a customer demanded it. If it is right to do so, the employer will take those steps. As people have already pointed out, you just look like a twat stamping your feet and asking for sanctions against Itzel.


I thought you guys thought she was a toolbox, or was that only because of my BS lockout?

Which indicates to me that you are doing this to be the king of cool.
Give up, your fifteen minutes has lapsed.

Renian
06-05-2008, 12:31 PM
All this because of one failed interaction that caused a lockout which was overturned (rather quickly I may add)? Really?

When the situation causes you to lose sleep over the course of three days, and the incident happens the day before your start your new job, and worries you throughout the day, you have to admit that you'd be pretty pissed too.

But now I got sleep.


At least put that effort towards gkicking Andraste. She has screwed over WAY more than people.

For all those feedback entries that were done on your behalf, you won't even think of them and do something for the community instead? You're so selfish. :tongue:

LOL, I was thinking of the community when writing this letter. Just not rationally. I was doing it on a sleep-deprived, angry mind. But be glad I posted here first and listened to counsel before sending it!


Which indicates to me that you are doing this to be the king of cool.

Yes.

At least I'm man enough to admit it.

BUT:


As people have already pointed out, you just look like a twat stamping your feet and asking for sanctions against Itzel.

...is both logical and an argument, and probably all you needed to say. And after your comments (and sleep), I agree.

Therefore, in light of all of your counsel, I will not seek further sanctions against Itzel...for now. If she continues to go after me (unjustly), I'll retaliate then.

Thank you for slapping me around and making sure I didn't make myself look like a complete twatwaffle, and making sure I didn't make the PC look like a box of twatwaffles in the process.

TheWitch
06-05-2008, 12:39 PM
Two words for you:

Grow up.

You have no standing demand Itzel's termination, none what so ever and some set made of brass and an ego to match to think that you do.

A mistake was made, it was rectified, you got an apology. You need a pound of flesh now, too?

Get over yourself.

Methais
06-05-2008, 12:49 PM
When the situation causes you to lose sleep over the course of three days, and the incident happens the day before your start your new job, and worries you throughout the day, you have to admit that you'd be pretty pissed too.

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For those of you that have read the letter before I took it down, what do you think I should say instead?

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OMGTEH ONLEY WAY 2 G3T IT SI 2 PR3S DA Q KEY ONCA P3R SECOND FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAGEHT!11!1! OMGU CANT MACRO IT AND IF U TAEK A BR3AK FOR TWO SECONDS U FALE AND HAEV 2 START OVAR!!!1!1 WTFWUD U DO IT??!!! SURALEY U KNOW AS WEL AS I DO TAHT A LOT OF PLAEYRS WUD!1!1!1!!FURTH3RMORE IF BLIZARD L8R CR3AETD ALTARNAET METHODS 2 G3T COMPARABL3 G3AR THEYRE WUD B AN OUTCRY FROM TEH P3OPLE WHO ALREADY HAD TEH L3GENDARY SAT OF HOW THES WAS UNFARE AND TEH OTHER PEOPLA WHO WANTAD LEGANDAREIS SHUD HAEV 2 3ARN THERE GEAR BY S3VERALEY DMAGNG THEYRE WRISTS!!111!!!1 OMG AND YET AT RISK OF SOMA OF DA MORE OUTSPOKAN RADE3RS NOT UNDERSTANDNG THES EXMPLE I SHUD HOP3 TAHT IT ISNT N3C3SARY 2 EXPLANE Y SUCH A S3T SI SP3CTACULARLEY BAD GMA DESIGN!1!!1!11! OMG AND RILLY TEH CONC3PT OF 3ARNNG GEAR SI QUIET A PRAPOST3ROS ONE!1!11! OMGU AARN THNGS BY DONG SOM3THNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!11111 OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOV3 TH3N UR JOB MAY STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 G3T 3NOUGH MON3Y 2 BUY AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!11 WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!11!11! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAEYD FOR 3NTARTANEM3NT!11!!1 OMGIF THEYRE R P3OPL3 STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER R3SISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!1!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOS3D 2 B FUN!!!11!!11 DA CONT3NT ALONG DA WAY AND IN PARTICULAR DA M3ANS BY WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITS3LF!111!1 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORD3R 2 GAT 3PIS IN A GM3 TAHT U FUNDMENTALY HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN ANY SAEN SENSE!!1!1!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN T3ND3NCY TAHT PEOPLE WANT 3PIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS BY WHICH TH3Y R OBTANEAD!!!1! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EASY EPIS!!1!1111USUALY THEIR RIGHT!1!!11 OMG WTFIT ACTUALY GOES FURTH3R THAN THIS AS WUT MANY PLAEYRS WANT SI NOT MERALEY AASY EPIS FOR THEMS3LV3S BUT ALSO FOR OTH3R PLAEYRS 2 NOT GET EASY EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADE3RS WANT 3ASY 3PIS 2!1!!!!1! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV ANY 3PIS!!1!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT RILLY FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED 3PIS FOR STRATHOLM3 OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINT3RSPRNG OR 3ASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!1!!!!1 WTF I WUD NED 3PIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXC3PT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!111111! OMG WTF THEIR R NO G3AR R3QUIERMENTS IN ORD3R NOT 2 DO AN INSTANC3!1!1!1!!1 OMG HE PURPOSE OF G3TNG LOT SI 2 B W3L-EQUIPED FOR FUTUR3 CHAL3NGAS!!11!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLEY A FINIET MOUNT OF CONT3NT IN TEH GME!!!111!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTUR3 CHAL3NGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHL3S!!!11!111 MANY PLAEYRS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MOR3 AND BTER EPIS!1!!111!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HAR3 AVARY DAY!1!111!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ON3 PLAEYR SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEK3D OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTFYEP PVP SI UNBALANC3D!11!1 WTF DUH!!111 WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!1!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT BY TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEV3L 2!1!!11! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH L3V3LNG IN A L3V3LNG GM3 WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONALY MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!1!1!1!1IF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!11!!! OMGPROBL3M SOLVAD!1!11!!1 IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAEYRS WANT EASY EPIS FOR THEMSELV3S AND NOT FOR OTH3RS!!1111! OMG WTFPLAEYRS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORD3R FOR THEM 2 WIN!!11! OMGFOR PLAEYRS WIT MOR3 FRE TIEM THAN SKIL THEIR R LEVALNG GMAS WHAR3 WHOEVAR HAS DA MOST FRE TIEM WINS!111!!1IF UR LOKNG FOR COMBAT WHERA TEH WINAR SI BAESD ON SKIL UR TARIBLEY LOST!1!!1! WTF TRY LOKNG FOR A GMA WIT NO CONC3PT OF EXPAREINC3 L3V3LS!!!!1!! WTFBLIZARD MAEKS PVP UNBALANCED B/C TAHTS WUT PLAEYRS WANT!!!!!1!1! OMG WTF TH3Y HAEV 2 D3AL WIT TAHT RAALITY IN ORDAR 2 MAEK MON3Y!1!11!! OMG WTF AS TEH SAYNG GO3S DA CUS2MER SI ALWAYS RIGHT!11!!!11 WTF AND TAHTS Y COMPLANENG ABOUT PVP IMBALANCAS SI STUPID!!!11!!1 WTF BSIEDS IF BLIZARD W3RA 2 IMPL3MENT AL OF DA NARFS TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV CALED FOR WHEN THINKNG OF PVP IT WUD MAEK MUCH OF TEH PVA CONTANT HOR3NDOSLEY DIFICULT!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF AND TAHT WUD GIEV PLAEYRS YET ANOTHAR 2PIC ON WHICH 2 WHIEN!1!11!1 OMG WUT OTH3R RAASONS R THEYRE 2 GET EPIS APART FROM PVP AND PVA UESS????!! OMG WTF EGO P3RHAPS??!??!? WTFWHIEL I T3ND 2 PITY THOS3 WHO MAEK A HUG3 DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WER3 SOM3 GR3AT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH S3NSE EITH3R!11!1!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDARY SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UND3NIABLEY TEH BST GEAR IN DA GM3!!11!1 AL TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 DO 2 G3T IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL 60 SI 2 COMPL3TE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICALY CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLEY ASKNG DA PLAEYR IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!1!!!11 WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONC3 U G3T TEH LEGENDARY SET U CAN NAV3R AGANE ENT3R AN INSTANC3!!111! OMGNO BATL3GROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZON3S NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EV3N!!1!11 WTF TAHT IS U CAN G3T TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!1!!INT3REST3D??!!! OMGIF DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PV3 UES TH3N SURALEY THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN SYMPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MOR3 NON-RADENG CONTENT AD3D 2 DA GM3!!!11!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT SYMPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPL3 WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIALY SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONT3NT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THEYVE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!11!1 OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A 40 IN2 DEADMIENS AND A 60 IN2 SCARLET MONASTARY!11111 WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 80 IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF TH3Y CUD BUT THAY CANT SO INSTAAD THEY TAEK 10 PLAEYRS IN2 A 5-MAN ZONE!!1!!!!1! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH 110!1!1! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCR3MNG ABOUT IT!!!1!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!1!!!1!1 OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMP3D ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURS3!!11! WTF WH3R3 THEY GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONT3NT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!1!11!1 OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH 110!1!!!11! OMG R NOT DA SM3 P3OPLE WHO WANT3D ACTUAL CHAL3NG3S IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PAY ATENTION!1!11!1 WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EASY EPIS!!1!1!1 OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABL3 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VARY LITLA 2L3RANCA FOR GRINDNG OF ANY SORT) AND TH3N AS A R3SULT OF HAVNG COMPLET3D DA PR3VIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFOR3 IT) 2 B PROPARLEY AQUIP3D FOR TEH NAXT!!1!!11!! WTFWH3TH3R DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!11!1! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHAL3NGES 2 B WAL CHAL3NGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!1!!!!!1 I ROUTIENLEY TURN PLAEYRS AWAY FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!11111111 WTFA 56 WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A 38 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THEY WONT!!111 OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GR3AT!!11!!1 WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARL3VEL3D EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAEYRS MOR3 THAN 10 LEV3LS APART 3NT3R DA SMA INSTANC3 2G3THAR 2!1!1!!!1! OMG FINALY I WANT FOR THEYRE 2 B A N3XT CHAL3NGA!!!1!!11 WTF AV3N IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!111 OMG DA GM3 DO3SNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!1!111 WTFIT NEDS MOR3 REAL CONTENT!1!!!111 OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT G3TNG AL ANTSY IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!1!111! OMG


Two words for you:

Grow up.

That's actually 4 words, because you posted it twice in this thread.

TheWitch
06-05-2008, 12:55 PM
2 squared.

Celephais
06-05-2008, 12:55 PM
When the situation causes you to lose sleep over the course of three days, and the incident happens the day before your start your new job, and worries you throughout the day, you have to admit that you'd be pretty pissed too.
This is making you lose sleep? Maybe a lockout wouldn't have been a bad thing, you really need to take a good break from GS.


LOL, I was thinking of the community when writing this letter. Just not rationally. I was doing it on a sleep-deprived, angry mind. But be glad I posted here first and listened to counsel before sending it!
Something tells me you weren't doing this for the community, if you hadn't been locked out I doubt you'd threaten closing down your own accounts. This has everything to do with you thinking that it'll position yourself where the GMs will think "better not mess with him, or the community will uprise!"

You were treated unjustly, this was righted. You deserve the apology, which you got. You acted like a 3 year old in response to the whole situation. I repeat my sentiment that this reminds me of a kid who holds their breath when they don't get what they want.

Methais
06-05-2008, 12:57 PM
You should just ask for this thread to be deleted and pretend it never happened.

ViridianAsp
06-05-2008, 12:59 PM
Listen, GMs have been told to crack down on bots, she was obviously trying to do her job. She made a mistake and I'm sure she realizes it.

Haven't you ever fucked up at your job due to a misunderstanding once? I have , I'm human, I make mistakes. She's human too...

From my interactions with Itzel, she seems to be pretty down to earth and isn't like our Most Hated GM here on the PC (Andraste)...I don't think she'll hold some burning grudge against you. But after the fuss you've made and even after having everything restored, if I were a GM I'd plain refuse to deal with you.

You seem to think because of one mistake, you are entitled to having her fired.

Latrinsorm
06-05-2008, 01:04 PM
I didn't bother reading the rest of the thread.

Trevor Rage reference? There's a blast from the past.

Celephais
06-05-2008, 01:06 PM
The PC is a dangerous weapon, powerful, but attempt to poison and destroy it's brothersand it shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Sean
06-05-2008, 01:17 PM
You're a little full of yourself aren't you, Renian? I mean when did you start speaking for the "community"? Clearly you guessed wrong on the "communities" desire to have Itzel fired over a mistake so maybe you should step down as the community mouthpiece? That being said I guess I shouldn't be surprised that someone who quotes themselves in their signature thinks they are hot shit though.

Sean
06-05-2008, 01:19 PM
Originally Posted by Celephais
The PC is a dangerous weapon, powerful, but become overzealous and it shall strike you down with furious anger.

True..


Originally Posted by Jules Winnfield
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Celephais
06-05-2008, 01:22 PM
True..
Hooray for getting the reference!

Stunseed
06-05-2008, 01:23 PM
Hooray for getting the reference!

Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face!

Jaimaltz
06-05-2008, 01:35 PM
I think you should say UNL3S R3ADILEY ACESIBLA NU INSTANCES GIEV EVEN BTER LOT THAN THIS MANY PLAEYRS WUD COMPLATELEY IGNORA THAM!!!1!1!1! OMG RADE INSTANCES ALONG DA WAY IN LEVALNG SIMPLEY AERNT VIABLE AS RADES CUT AXPEREINCE BY HALF!!11!!1 OMG FURTHAR DA ONLEY R3ASON GUILDS CAN GET 40 PLAEYRS 2 GO DO MOLTAN COR3 SI B/C THEIR R MANY MANY 60S IN TEH GM3 AT LEAST WH3N COMPAERD 2 TEH NUMBR OF PLAEYRS AT EXACTLEY SAY LEVEL 37!111!11!! OMGDA ONLEY SENSIBLE THNG TAHT I SE 2 DO WIT INSTANCES LIEK ZULGURUB 20-MAN AHNQIRAJ AND MOLT3N CORE SI 2 HAAVILEY NERF TEH MOBS 2 MAEK DA INSTANCES 5-MAN RASE3 THERE LEVELS SO TAHT TEH LOT DA INSTANCA DROPS SI SUITABLE FOR DA L3V3L WITHOUT CHANGNG IETMS REDUCE DROP RAETS AND R3MOVA TEH RADE LOKOUT!!1!!TAHT WUD AT LAAST G3T SOMA UTILITY OUT OF DA INSTANC3S RATHAR THAN BLIZARD HAVNG SPENT AL TAHT TIEM DESIGNNG INSTANCAS TAHT 3VAN RADEERS WHO HAPAN 2 PIK UP TEH GM3 AFTAR TEH EXPANSION CAN NAVER SE!!!1!!!1 OMG WTFFURTHERMORE TEH 40-MAN COMPONENT SI HARDLEY TEH ONLEY PROBLEM WIT RADES IN THEYRE PRESENT FORMULATION!1!!!1! WTFIF TH3Y W3RE 2 MAEK DA 3ND-GMA INSTANC3S 5-MAN BUT KEP AL TEH OTH3R PROBL3MS WUD TAHT MAEK FOR A FUN INSTANC3?!!!?!? RADE LOKOUTS 3XOTIC R3SISTANC3 R3QUIERMENTS PRESCH3DULNG RAGROUPNG ON MULTIPLE DAYS PIEGONHOLAD CLAS FUNCTIONS FORC3D R3SPAS REPUTATION GRINDS DKP GUILD DRMA AND KILNG DA SME MOBS IN DA SMA ORDERS USNG TEH SME TACTIS WEK AFTAR WEK AFTER WEK IN A 5-MAN INSTANCE????????NO THX!!!!1!! WTF IF TAHTS WUT IT TAEKS DA MOBS CAN KEP THEYRE EPIS FOR AL I CAER!!!!11!!! WTF IF DA PROBL3M WIT DA EXISTNG RADENG END-GME SI TAHT ITS A BORNG TIEM SINK THAN WUT SI GANEAD BY OF3RNG TEH ALTERNATIEV OF ANOTH3R BORNG TIEM SINK?!!!! WTFSHUD A 60 WIT 10 DAYS /PLAEYD WHO STIL HAS TROUBL3 WIT RAEGFIER CHASM G3T 3PIS JUST B/C HES A 60 WIT 10 DAYS /PLAEYD?!??? OMG WTFIF U GOT A THOSAND CHARACTERS 2 LEVAL 5 WUD U AXP3CT EPIS FOR TAHT??!?!3MPHASIZNG TIEM SPENT OVER SKIL LEADS 2 MIND-NUMBNGLEY R3PETITIEV CONT3NT WHICH SI 3XACTLEY WUT SHUD B AVOIEDD!1!!1 OMG WTFSURALEY IT SI BT3R 2 SPAND TAHT TIEM CR3ATNG R3AL CONTANT 3V3N IF IT M3ANS ONLEY ONE BORNG END GMA PATH INST3AD OF S3V3RAL!!!1!!PARHAPS FOR WUT TEH FINAL 3XPANSION BLIZARD HAS PLANED IT WUD MAEK SENS3 2 HAEV MULTIPLE AND-GMA PATHS SO TAHT PLAEYRS CUD ADVANC3 2 DA V3RY BST GEAR VIA 40-MAN RADES 5-MAN GROUPS SOLO CONT3NT OR WUT MIX TH3Y PR3FAR!!!1!11!! OMG WTFBUT IN TEH UNTIL THEN IT DO3SNT MAEK SENSE 2 OVARDO DA AND-GMA CONTENT WHICH WIL NED A MAJOR OVARHAUL L8R INSTEAD OF REAL CONT3NT WHICH WIL RAMANE UESFUL FOR AS LONG AS DA GMA AXISTS AND WITHOUT NEDNG 2 B COMPLATELEY R3BALANCED!!1!!! OMG WTFANOTHER ALT3RNATIEV WUD B 2 HAEV NO END-GM3 AT AL!!111!!1! OMG PUT NO RADE INSTANC3S OR R3PUTATION GRINDS IN2 TEH GMA SO TAHT ONCE U FINISH STRATHOLME SCHOLOMANCE DIER MAUL BLAKROK DEPTHS AND BLAKROK SPIER UR DONA!1!111 WTF TH3R3S NOTHNG LAFT 2 DO!1!11 OMG TAHT WUD B LIEK BLIZARD TELNG PLAEYRS CONGRATULATIONS U HAEV BAETN TEH GME!1!!11 OMG WTFNOW U SHUD CANC3L UR ACOUNT AND GO DO SOMETHNG 3LSE!1111 FOR OBVIOS BUSIENS REASONS THEY CANT DO TAHT!11!1!111 OMG L3TS NOT FORGET TAHT BLIZARD SI PLAYNG A GME 2 H3R3!111!1!! THERE TRYNG 2 MAEK AS MUCH MON3Y AS THEY POSIBLEY CAN!!1!1 WTF THES ISNT AN ANTI-CAPITALIST RANT TAHTS A GOD THNG NOT A BAD THNG!!!!!1 OMGIF BLIZARD DIDNT R ABOUT MON3Y TH3Y WUDNT R WUT PLAEYRS WANT AND CERTANELEY WUDNT ADJUST DA GM3 BAESD ON PLAEYR DAMANDS!!!1!1!!1 WTF IF U DONT SE TEH DIFERANC3 BTWEN THES AND WT DO NOW I SUGEST U GO APLEY FOR SOME P3RMIT AT A GOVARNM3NT AEGNCY SOMETIEM!1!!!1!11IT DOASNT MATER MUCH WHICH AEGNCY SO LONG AS IT ISNT D3P3NDANT ON CUS2M3R SATISFACTION FOR ITS BUDGAT!!1!1! OMG WTF INDED BLIZARD TRYNG 2 MAEK MONEY SI TEH RAASON TH3Y MAED TEH POPULAR LEVEL 1-59 SACTION OF DA GMA TEH WAY THEY DID!!!!!!11 OMG WTFBLIZARDS GREAT INSIGHT WAS TAHT EVEN IF IT WAS NACASARY FOR TEH GME 2 B PANEFUL GRINDNG ONC3 TEH CONTANT HAD RUN OUT MANY PLAEYRS DIDNT WANT DA PANEFUL GRINDNG STAEG 2 BGIN SOM3WHERE AROUND L3VEL 3!!!!1!!1 OMG WTFSO THEY POSTPON3D IT AL DA WAY UNTIL PLAEYRS HAD DON3 NEARLEY AVERYTHNG THEIR WAS 2 DO AND PLAEYRS LOVED IT!1!1!TAHT SI A BIG R3ASON Y DA GMA HAS SIX MILION OR SO SUBSCRIEBRS AND TEH COMPANY HAS (HOPEFULY) MAED MILIONS OF DOLARS IN PROFIT!!!1!!11! OMG BUT PLAEYRS SE TAHT DA GRINDNG CAN B POSTPONAD AND WANT IT POSTPON3D FURTHER OR PUT OF INDEFINIETLEY!!111 OMG WTF A COMPANY TAHT FOUND A WAY 2 DO TAHT IN A ST3REOTYPICAL MORPG WIT HAAVILEY SCRIPT3D CONTENT WUD MAEK ODL3S OF MON3Y OF IT!11!!11 OMG WTF BUT TRYNG TAHT SI P3RHAPS A HOLEY GRALE TYPA OF MISION AND ONA FOR WHICH NEITH3R BLIZARD NOR ANYON3 3LS3 ON DA PLAENT HAS A SOLUTION!!11! WTFHOW3VER BLIZARD KNAW TAHT TH3Y CUD ONLEY AD SO MUCH REAL CONT3NT 2 TEH GM3 WITHOUT MAKNG A BUNCH OF IL-CONC3IEVD GARBAEG!!1!11!!1 OMGTEH PROBLEM THAY FAECD WAS HOW 2 GAT PLAEYRS 2 KEP SUBSCRIBNG AFTER THEY HAEV RUN OUT OF CONTENT OR MORA COMONLEY SKIP3D MOST OF IT!!11! OMGTHERE SOLUTION WAS DA CUR3NT RADENG 3ND-GM3!!111!!!! OMGLOK CAERFULY AND U NOTIEC TAHT TAHT SI EXACTLEY WT AXISTNG 40-MAN RADES R BUILT FOR MORA SO THAN 2 PROVIED AN INT3RESTNG CHALENG3!11!111 WTFTHEIR SI DA RADE LOKOUT FOR EXMPLE SO TAHT A GUILD CANT KIL ONYXIA 5 TIEMS PAR DAY AND GET AVERYON3 HIS TEIR 2 H3LM IN A WEK BUT RATH3R TEH RADE CONT3NT LASTS MUCH LONGAR 3VEN AFT3R ONYXIA GOAS ON FARM STATUS!!!!!!11THEYRE R TEH SPECIALIEZD R3SISTANCE G3AR REQUIERMANTS SO TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 SP3ND MUCH TIEM FARMNG FOR GAAR WHICH SI UESLES OUTSIED TEH INSTANCE IN QUESTION IN ORDER 2 DO DA RADE!11!1!!TEH 40-MAN R3QUIERMANT ITSELF FORCAS MUCH TIEM 2 B SPENT ON ORGANIZNG AND TRYNG 2 BUILD GUILDS RATH3R THAN RADENG!1!1!! WTFAND TEH MOST CL3VAR PART OF THES SI TAHT IF ONLEY SO MUCH TIEM PAR WEK CAN B SPENT ADVANCNG A MANE IT PUSHAS PLAEYRS 2 CR3AET ALTS 2 GO BAK AND R3DO CONT3NT IN A DIFER3NT WAY WIT A DIFER3NT CLAS OR P3RHAPS AVEN GO DO CONTENT TH3Y SKIPED DA FIRST TIEM AROUND!1111!1 OMG TAHT IS IT PUSH3S PLAEYRS 2 GO DO SOM3THNG FUN!1!!!!! IMAGIEN TAHT!11!1DONG TEH SM3 THNG OV3R AND OV3R AND OVAR AGANE FOR LOT SI NOT RAAL CONTANT!!!1!1!11 OMGFORTY MANE RADES SIMPLEY AERNT RAAL CONT3NT IN DA SENS3 TAHT SAY SCARLET MONASTARY OR HILSBRAD FOTHILS AER!11!1! IF ANY RADEARS WANT 2 DISAGRE WIT TAHT THEN WUD U S3RIOSLEY CLEAR MOLTEN CORE A DOZEN TIEMS PAR CHARACT3R IF IT DROPED NO LOT APIC OR OTHERWIES??!!!? OMG WTF NOT COINCIEDNTALY DA SM3 CAN B SADE OF DA VARIOS REPUTATION GRINDS IN TEH GM3!1!1!1!11 OMG WTFAFTER AL WITHOUT 3PIC REWARDS PLAEYRS SIMPLEY WUDNT DO A VERY SMAL SUBSAT OF TEH CONTENT OVER AND OVER AND OV3R AGANE AV3N IF ITS TEH BIG BAD AND BOS OF TEH GME AS IT SIMPLEY ISNT FUN!1!!! SO WUT ABOUT TEH EPIS????!!?!! OMG WTFDOESNT IT SEM OD TAHT WIT TEH 3XCAPTION OF PVP RANK 14 WAAPONS (A TIEM SINK AND A HALF IN ITS3LF) AL HIGH LAVEL EPIS COME FROM 40-MAN RADES??!!!?! W3L NOT RILLY!!!1!!11! OMG BLIZARD PUT DA END-GME RADES IN2 TEH GM3 2 PROVIED SOM3THNG 2 DO FOR THEYRE L3S CRAATIEV PLAEYRS AND PREF3RS TAHT PLAEYRS GO RADENG RATHER THAN CANCELNG ACOUNTS!1!!11! WTF PUTNG DA BST LOT IN TEH GME THEIR ENSURAS TAHT TEH APROPRIAET TYPA OF PLAEYRS WIL SPEND TEH DESIERD MOUNT OF TIEM IN SUCH INSTANC3S AND H3NCE KEP THERE SUBSCRIPTIONS ACTIEV!!111!!!1 OMG IL CONCEDE TAHT TEH LOT GAP BTWEN RADE AND NON-RADE GEAR SI AWFULY LARGA AND P3RHAPS UNECASARILEY SO SURELEY IETM LAV3L 60 3PIS FOR TEIR 1 AND 67ISH FOR TEIR 2 WUD HAEV B3N HIGH ANOUGH 2 PUSH DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT DA BST GAAR 2 RADE FOR IT!1!11 WTFBUT DA POINT R3MANES TAHT DA BST GEAR HAS 2 COMA FROM DA AND-GME PSAUDO-CONTENT TAHT BLIZARD CR3AETS SOLELEY IN AN AFORT 2 PREVANT PLAEYRS FROM CANCELNG WHEN TH3Y RATIONALY OUGHT 2!!!!1!1 WTF AFTER AL MOST RADE3RS R THEIR FOR DA EPIS NOT FOR DA CHALENGE!11!!11!1 OMG WTFMOST WONT SAY SO BUT MANY IMPLICITLEY ADMIT IT WH3N THEY ARGU3 TAHT 40-MAN RADES HAEV 2 GIEV DRASTICALY BT3R LOT THAN 5-MAN INSTANC3S OR ALSA PEOPL3 WUDNT BOTHAR 2 DO THEM!1!!1 OMG WTFSUPOSE TAHT THEYRE W3RE A TEIR 3 L3GANDARY SAT FOR EACH CLAS IN DA GME RIGHT NOW!11!!1! OMGTEH ONLEY WAY 2 G3T IT SI 2 PR3S DA Q KEY ONCA P3R SECOND FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAGEHT!11!1! OMGU CANT MACRO IT AND IF U TAEK A BR3AK FOR TWO SECONDS U FALE AND HAEV 2 START OVAR!!!1!1 WTFWUD U DO IT??!!! SURALEY U KNOW AS WEL AS I DO TAHT A LOT OF PLAEYRS WUD!1!1!1!!FURTH3RMORE IF BLIZARD L8R CR3AETD ALTARNAET METHODS 2 G3T COMPARABL3 G3AR THEYRE WUD B AN OUTCRY FROM TEH P3OPLE WHO ALREADY HAD TEH L3GENDARY SAT OF HOW THES WAS UNFARE AND TEH OTHER PEOPLA WHO WANTAD LEGANDAREIS SHUD HAEV 2 3ARN THERE GEAR BY S3VERALEY DMAGNG THEYRE WRISTS!!111!!!1 OMG AND YET AT RISK OF SOMA OF DA MORE OUTSPOKAN RADE3RS NOT UNDERSTANDNG THES EXMPLE I SHUD HOP3 TAHT IT ISNT N3C3SARY 2 EXPLANE Y SUCH A S3T SI SP3CTACULARLEY BAD GMA DESIGN!1!!1!11! OMG AND RILLY TEH CONC3PT OF 3ARNNG GEAR SI QUIET A PRAPOST3ROS ONE!1!11! OMGU AARN THNGS BY DONG SOM3THNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!11111 OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOV3 TH3N UR JOB MAY STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 G3T 3NOUGH MON3Y 2 BUY AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!11 WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!11!11! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAEYD FOR 3NTARTANEM3NT!11!!1 OMGIF THEYRE R P3OPL3 STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER R3SISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!1!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOS3D 2 B FUN!!!11!!11 DA CONT3NT ALONG DA WAY AND IN PARTICULAR DA M3ANS BY WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITS3LF!111!1 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORD3R 2 GAT 3PIS IN A GM3 TAHT U FUNDMENTALY HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN ANY SAEN SENSE!!1!1!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN T3ND3NCY TAHT PEOPLE WANT 3PIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS BY WHICH TH3Y R OBTANEAD!!!1! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EASY EPIS!!1!1111USUALY THEIR RIGHT!1!!11 OMG WTFIT ACTUALY GOES FURTH3R THAN THIS AS WUT MANY PLAEYRS WANT SI NOT MERALEY AASY EPIS FOR THEMS3LV3S BUT ALSO FOR OTH3R PLAEYRS 2 NOT GET EASY EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADE3RS WANT 3ASY 3PIS 2!1!!!!1! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV ANY 3PIS!!1!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT RILLY FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED 3PIS FOR STRATHOLM3 OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINT3RSPRNG OR 3ASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!1!!!!1 WTF I WUD NED 3PIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXC3PT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!111111! OMG WTF THEIR R NO G3AR R3QUIERMENTS IN ORD3R NOT 2 DO AN INSTANC3!1!1!1!!1 OMG HE PURPOSE OF G3TNG LOT SI 2 B W3L-EQUIPED FOR FUTUR3 CHAL3NGAS!!11!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLEY A FINIET MOUNT OF CONT3NT IN TEH GME!!!111!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTUR3 CHAL3NGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHL3S!!!11!111 MANY PLAEYRS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MOR3 AND BTER EPIS!1!!111!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HAR3 AVARY DAY!1!111!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ON3 PLAEYR SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEK3D OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTFYEP PVP SI UNBALANC3D!11!1 WTF DUH!!111 WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!1!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT BY TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEV3L 2!1!!11! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH L3V3LNG IN A L3V3LNG GM3 WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONALY MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!1!1!1!1IF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!11!!! OMGPROBL3M SOLVAD!1!11!!1 IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAEYRS WANT EASY EPIS FOR THEMSELV3S AND NOT FOR OTH3RS!!1111! OMG WTFPLAEYRS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORD3R FOR THEM 2 WIN!!11! OMGFOR PLAEYRS WIT MOR3 FRE TIEM THAN SKIL THEIR R LEVALNG GMAS WHAR3 WHOEVAR HAS DA MOST FRE TIEM WINS!111!!1IF UR LOKNG FOR COMBAT WHERA TEH WINAR SI BAESD ON SKIL UR TARIBLEY LOST!1!!1! WTF TRY LOKNG FOR A GMA WIT NO CONC3PT OF EXPAREINC3 L3V3LS!!!!1!! WTFBLIZARD MAEKS PVP UNBALANCED B/C TAHTS WUT PLAEYRS WANT!!!!!1!1! OMG WTF TH3Y HAEV 2 D3AL WIT TAHT RAALITY IN ORDAR 2 MAEK MON3Y!1!11!! OMG WTF AS TEH SAYNG GO3S DA CUS2MER SI ALWAYS RIGHT!11!!!11 WTF AND TAHTS Y COMPLANENG ABOUT PVP IMBALANCAS SI STUPID!!!11!!1 WTF BSIEDS IF BLIZARD W3RA 2 IMPL3MENT AL OF DA NARFS TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV CALED FOR WHEN THINKNG OF PVP IT WUD MAEK MUCH OF TEH PVA CONTANT HOR3NDOSLEY DIFICULT!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF AND TAHT WUD GIEV PLAEYRS YET ANOTHAR 2PIC ON WHICH 2 WHIEN!1!11!1 OMG WUT OTH3R RAASONS R THEYRE 2 GET EPIS APART FROM PVP AND PVA UESS????!! OMG WTF EGO P3RHAPS??!??!? WTFWHIEL I T3ND 2 PITY THOS3 WHO MAEK A HUG3 DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WER3 SOM3 GR3AT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH S3NSE EITH3R!11!1!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDARY SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UND3NIABLEY TEH BST GEAR IN DA GM3!!11!1 AL TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 DO 2 G3T IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL 60 SI 2 COMPL3TE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICALY CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLEY ASKNG DA PLAEYR IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!1!!!11 WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONC3 U G3T TEH LEGENDARY SET U CAN NAV3R AGANE ENT3R AN INSTANC3!!111! OMGNO BATL3GROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZON3S NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EV3N!!1!11 WTF TAHT IS U CAN G3T TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!1!!INT3REST3D??!!! OMGIF DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PV3 UES TH3N SURALEY THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN SYMPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MOR3 NON-RADENG CONTENT AD3D 2 DA GM3!!!11!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT SYMPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPL3 WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIALY SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONT3NT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THEYVE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!11!1 OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A 40 IN2 DEADMIENS AND A 60 IN2 SCARLET MONASTARY!11111 WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 80 IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF TH3Y CUD BUT THAY CANT SO INSTAAD THEY TAEK 10 PLAEYRS IN2 A 5-MAN ZONE!!1!!!!1! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH 110!1!1! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCR3MNG ABOUT IT!!!1!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!1!!!1!1 OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMP3D ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURS3!!11! WTF WH3R3 THEY GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONT3NT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!1!11!1 OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH 110!1!!!11! OMG R NOT DA SM3 P3OPLE WHO WANT3D ACTUAL CHAL3NG3S IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PAY ATENTION!1!11!1 WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EASY EPIS!!1!1!1 OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABL3 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VARY LITLA 2L3RANCA FOR GRINDNG OF ANY SORT) AND TH3N AS A R3SULT OF HAVNG COMPLET3D DA PR3VIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFOR3 IT) 2 B PROPARLEY AQUIP3D FOR TEH NAXT!!1!!11!! WTFWH3TH3R DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!11!1! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHAL3NGES 2 B WAL CHAL3NGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!1!!!!!1 I ROUTIENLEY TURN PLAEYRS AWAY FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!11111111 WTFA 56 WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A 38 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THEY WONT!!111 OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GR3AT!!11!!1 WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARL3VEL3D EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAEYRS MOR3 THAN 10 LEV3LS APART 3NT3R DA SMA INSTANC3 2G3THAR 2!1!1!!!1! OMG FINALY I WANT FOR THEYRE 2 B A N3XT CHAL3NGA!!!1!!11 WTF AV3N IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!111 OMG DA GM3 DO3SNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!1!111 WTFIT NEDS MOR3 REAL CONTENT!1!!!111 OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT G3TNG AL ANTSY IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!1!111! OMG



Holy shit, did you actually type that out? I spent about 60 seconds looking for a pattern or something and didn't find any.

Celephais
06-05-2008, 01:38 PM
Holy shit, did you actually type that out? I spent about 60 seconds looking for a pattern or something and didn't find any.
That's actually about what Methais writes every time he posts, but he has a firefox extension that filters it into a picture, usually of goatse, he posted that from IE.

CrystalTears
06-05-2008, 01:40 PM
Holy shit, did you actually type that out? I spent about 60 seconds looking for a pattern or something and didn't find any.
What, you couldn't understand it? I hate that I can read it.

Jaimaltz
06-05-2008, 01:43 PM
What, you couldn't understand it? I hate that I can read it.

I can read it, I just wouldn't want to, that'd give me a serious headache. At first I figured he wrote a few sentences of it and then copy and pasted it over and over again. But then I didn't find any patterns.

Lucas
06-05-2008, 01:50 PM
Just let it go. I think the apology and the reversal of the lockout was enough.

g++
06-05-2008, 02:02 PM
What, you couldn't understand it? I hate that I can read it.

Im guessing its an actual WOW post that got put into some kind of weird leet speak text mangler that swaps certain letters deletes uncommon letters and throws OMFG!!!111!!! wherever a period or question mark is found.

Methais
06-05-2008, 02:03 PM
I can read it, I just wouldn't want to, that'd give me a serious headache. At first I figured he wrote a few sentences of it and then copy and pasted it over and over again. But then I didn't find any patterns.

It's was an old post (that was originally in normal English) someone made on the WoW forums a long time ago (pre TBC) when Molten Core and Onyxia were the only means of end game progression.

Then someone translated it into L33T.

100k to the first person that translates it back to English and posts it here.

g++
06-05-2008, 02:04 PM
Man I beat the ever loving shit out of you Methais....lol

Methais
06-05-2008, 02:05 PM
Your avatar indicates otherwise.

Renian
06-05-2008, 02:08 PM
Clearly you guessed wrong on the "communities" desire to have Itzel fired over a mistake so maybe you should step down as the community mouthpiece.

And I did. I yielded.


This is making you lose sleep? Maybe a lockout wouldn't have been a bad thing, you really need to take a good break from GS.

Maybe I do. But let me make something clear:

Adokas is not on an account I own.

He is my character, in a sense; I created him while the owner of the account was away. When he got back, he wondered if I had leveled his rogue, but I'm all like, no, but you've got a 35 bard! He was pretty damn pleased.

So for me to have my friend's account that he trusted me with locked out and warned unjustly was bothering me a hell of a lot more.


Something tells me you weren't doing this for the community, if you hadn't been locked out I doubt you'd threaten closing down your own accounts.

The latter is true. However, the former is not. If I wasn't doing this for the community, I would not have posted here first to see what you thought of the letter.


You acted like a 3 year old in response to the whole situation.

Dude, you should know how cranky 3 year olds get when they don't get sleep. That said, I'm not going to disagree.


You should just ask for this thread to be deleted and pretend it never happened.

No. I won't run from this. If the PC wants to rebuke me and criticize me, fine. It may make me a better, wiser person.

Methais
06-05-2008, 02:14 PM
What is there to actually run from?

Renian
06-05-2008, 02:19 PM
What is there to actually run from?

An angry e-lynch mob.

Come on, you posted the internet is serious business pic. :P

CrystalTears
06-05-2008, 02:19 PM
This is as good as I'm making it.

I think you should say UNLESS READILY ACCESSIBLE NEW INSTANCES GIVE EVEN BETTER LOT THAN THIS MANY PLAYERS WOULD COMPLETELY IGNORE THEM!!!i!i!i! OMG RAID INSTANCES ALONG DA WAY IN LEVALNG SIMPLEY AERNT VIABLE AS RAIDS CUT EXPEREINCE BY HALF!!ii!!i OMG FURTHAR THE ONLEY REASON GUILDS CAN GET ao PLAEYRS 2 GO DO MOLTAN CORe SI B/C THEIR R MANY MANY goS IN TEH GMe AT LEAST WHeN COMPAERD 2 TEH NUMBR OF PLAEYRS AT EXACTLEY SAY LEVEL et!iii!ii!! OMGDA ONLEY SENSIBLE THNG TAHT I SE 2 DO WIT INSTANCES LIEK ZULGURUB 2o-MAN AHNQIRAJ AND MOLTeN CORE SI 2 HAAVILEY NERF TEH MOBS 2 MAEK DA INSTANCES s-MAN RASEe THERE LEVELS SO TAHT TEH LOT DA INSTANCA DROPS SI SUITABLE FOR DA LeVeL WITHOUT CHANGNG IETMS REDUCE DROP RAETS AND ReMOVA TEH RADE LOKOUT!!i!!TAHT WUD AT LAAST GeT SOMA UTILITY OUT OF DA INSTANCeS RATHAR THAN BLIZARD HAVNG SPENT AL TAHT TIEM DESIGNNG INSTANCAS TAHT eVAN RADEERS WHO HAPAN 2 PIK UP TEH GMe AFTAR TEH EXPANSION CAN NAVER SE!!!i!!!i OMG WTFFURTHERMORE TEH ao-MAN COMPONENT SI HARDLEY TEH ONLEY PROBLEM WIT RADES IN THEYRE PRESENT FORMULATION!i!!!i! WTFIF THeY WeRE 2 MAEK DA eND-GMA INSTANCeS s-MAN BUT KEP AL TEH OTHeR PROBLeMS WUD TAHT MAEK FOR A FUN INSTANCe?!!!?!? RADE LOKOUTS eXOTIC ReSISTANCe ReQUIERMENTS PRESCHeDULNG RAGROUPNG ON MULTIPLE DAYS PIEGONHOLAD CLAS FUNCTIONS FORCeD ReSPAS REPUTATION GRINDS DKP GUILD DRMA AND KILNG DA SME MOBS IN DA SMA ORDERS USNG TEH SME TACTIS WEK AFTAR WEK AFTER WEK IN A s-MAN INSTANCE????????NO THX!!!!i!! WTF IF TAHTS WUT IT TAEKS DA MOBS CAN KEP THEYRE EPIS FOR AL I CAER!!!!ii!!! WTF IF DA PROBLeM WIT DA EXISTNG RADENG END-GME SI TAHT ITS A BORNG TIEM SINK THAN WUT SI GANEAD BY OFeRNG TEH ALTERNATIEV OF ANOTHeR BORNG TIEM SINK?!!!! WTFSHUD A go WIT io DAYS /PLAEYD WHO STIL HAS TROUBLe WIT RAEGFIER CHASM GeT ePIS JUST B/C HES A go WIT io DAYS /PLAEYD?!??? OMG WTFIF U GOT A THOSAND CHARACTERS 2 LEVAL s WUD U AXPeCT EPIS FOR TAHT??!?!eMPHASIZNG TIEM SPENT OVER SKIL LEADS 2 MIND-NUMBNGLEY RePETITIEV CONTeNT WHICH SI eXACTLEY WUT SHUD B AVOIEDD!i!!i OMG WTFSURALEY IT SI BTeR 2 SPAND TAHT TIEM CReATNG ReAL CONTANT eVeN IF IT MeANS ONLEY ONE BORNG END GMA PATH INSTeAD OF SeVeRAL!!!i!!PARHAPS FOR WUT TEH FINAL eXPANSION BLIZARD HAS PLANED IT WUD MAEK SENSe 2 HAEV MULTIPLE AND-GMA PATHS SO TAHT PLAEYRS CUD ADVANCe 2 DA VeRY BST GEAR VIA ao-MAN RADES s-MAN GROUPS SOLO CONTeNT OR WUT MIX THeY PReFAR!!!i!ii!! OMG WTFBUT IN TEH UNTIL THEN IT DOeSNT MAEK SENSE 2 OVARDO DA AND-GMA CONTENT WHICH WIL NED A MAJOR OVARHAUL L8R INSTEAD OF REAL CONTeNT WHICH WIL RAMANE UESFUL FOR AS LONG AS DA GMA AXISTS AND WITHOUT NEDNG 2 B COMPLATELEY ReBALANCED!!i!!! OMG WTFANOTHER ALTeRNATIEV WUD B 2 HAEV NO END-GMe AT AL!!iii!!i! OMG PUT NO RADE INSTANCeS OR RePUTATION GRINDS IN2 TEH GMA SO TAHT ONCE U FINISH STRATHOLME SCHOLOMANCE DIER MAUL BLAKROK DEPTHS AND BLAKROK SPIER UR DONA!i!iii WTF THeReS NOTHNG LAFT 2 DO!i!ii OMG TAHT WUD B LIEK BLIZARD TELNG PLAEYRS CONGRATULATIONS U HAEV BAETN TEH GME!i!!ii OMG WTFNOW U SHUD CANCeL UR ACOUNT AND GO DO SOMETHNG eLSE!iiii FOR OBVIOS BUSIENS REASONS THEY CANT DO TAHT!ii!i!iii OMG LeTS NOT FORGET TAHT BLIZARD SI PLAYNG A GME 2 HeRe!iii!i!! THERE TRYNG 2 MAEK AS MUCH MONeY AS THEY POSIBLEY CAN!!i!i WTF THES ISNT AN ANTI-CAPITALIST RANT TAHTS A GOD THNG NOT A BAD THNG!!!!!i OMGIF BLIZARD DIDNT R ABOUT MONeY THeY WUDNT R WUT PLAEYRS WANT AND CERTANELEY WUDNT ADJUST DA GMe BAESD ON PLAEYR DAMANDS!!!i!i!!i WTF IF U DONT SE TEH DIFERANCe BTWEN THES AND WT DO NOW I SUGEST U GO APLEY FOR SOME PeRMIT AT A GOVARNMeNT AEGNCY SOMETIEM!i!!!i!iiIT DOASNT MATER MUCH WHICH AEGNCY SO LONG AS IT ISNT DePeNDANT ON CUS2MeR SATISFACTION FOR ITS BUDGAT!!i!i! OMG WTF INDED BLIZARD TRYNG 2 MAEK MONEY SI TEH RAASON THeY MAED TEH POPULAR LEVEL i-s9 SACTION OF DA GMA TEH WAY THEY DID!!!!!!ii OMG WTFBLIZARDS GREAT INSIGHT WAS TAHT EVEN IF IT WAS NACASARY FOR TEH GME 2 B PANEFUL GRINDNG ONCe TEH CONTANT HAD RUN OUT MANY PLAEYRS DIDNT WANT DA PANEFUL GRINDNG STAEG 2 BGIN SOMeWHERE AROUND LeVEL e!!!!i!!i OMG WTFSO THEY POSTPONeD IT AL DA WAY UNTIL PLAEYRS HAD DONe NEARLEY AVERYTHNG THEIR WAS 2 DO AND PLAEYRS LOVED IT!i!i!TAHT SI A BIG ReASON Y DA GMA HAS SIX MILION OR SO SUBSCRIEBRS AND TEH COMPANY HAS (HOPEFULY) MAED MILIONS OF DOLARS IN PROFIT!!!i!!ii! OMG BUT PLAEYRS SE TAHT DA GRINDNG CAN B POSTPONAD AND WANT IT POSTPONeD FURTHER OR PUT OF INDEFINIETLEY!!iii OMG WTF A COMPANY TAHT FOUND A WAY 2 DO TAHT IN A STeREOTYPICAL MORPG WIT HAAVILEY SCRIPTeD CONTENT WUD MAEK ODLeS OF MONeY OF IT!ii!!ii OMG WTF BUT TRYNG TAHT SI PeRHAPS A HOLEY GRALE TYPA OF MISION AND ONA FOR WHICH NEITHeR BLIZARD NOR ANYONe eLSe ON DA PLAENT HAS A SOLUTION!!ii! WTFHOWeVER BLIZARD KNAW TAHT THeY CUD ONLEY AD SO MUCH REAL CONTeNT 2 TEH GMe WITHOUT MAKNG A BUNCH OF IL-CONCeIEVD GARBAEG!!i!ii!!i OMGTEH PROBLEM THAY FAECD WAS HOW 2 GAT PLAEYRS 2 KEP SUBSCRIBNG AFTER THEY HAEV RUN OUT OF CONTENT OR MORA COMONLEY SKIPeD MOST OF IT!!ii! OMGTHERE SOLUTION WAS DA CUReNT RADENG eND-GMe!!iii!!!! OMGLOK CAERFULY AND U NOTIEC TAHT TAHT SI EXACTLEY WT AXISTNG ao-MAN RADES R BUILT FOR MORA SO THAN 2 PROVIED AN INTeRESTNG CHALENGe!ii!iii WTFTHEIR SI DA RADE LOKOUT FOR EXMPLE SO TAHT A GUILD CANT KIL ONYXIA s TIEMS PAR DAY AND GET AVERYONe HIS TEIR 2 HeLM IN A WEK BUT RATHeR TEH RADE CONTeNT LASTS MUCH LONGAR eVEN AFTeR ONYXIA GOAS ON FARM STATUS!!!!!!iiTHEYRE R TEH SPECIALIEZD ReSISTANCE GeAR REQUIERMANTS SO TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 SPeND MUCH TIEM FARMNG FOR GAAR WHICH SI UESLES OUTSIED TEH INSTANCE IN QUESTION IN ORDER 2 DO DA RADE!ii!i!!TEH ao-MAN ReQUIERMANT ITSELF FORCAS MUCH TIEM 2 B SPENT ON ORGANIZNG AND TRYNG 2 BUILD GUILDS RATHeR THAN RADENG!i!i!! WTFAND TEH MOST CLeVAR PART OF THES SI TAHT IF ONLEY SO MUCH TIEM PAR WEK CAN B SPENT ADVANCNG A MANE IT PUSHAS PLAEYRS 2 CReAET ALTS 2 GO BAK AND ReDO CONTeNT IN A DIFEReNT WAY WIT A DIFEReNT CLAS OR PeRHAPS AVEN GO DO CONTENT THeY SKIPED DA FIRST TIEM AROUND!iiii!i OMG TAHT IS IT PUSHeS PLAEYRS 2 GO DO SOMeTHNG FUN!i!!!!! IMAGIEN TAHT!ii!iDONG TEH SMe THNG OVeR AND OVeR AND OVAR AGANE FOR LOT SI NOT RAAL CONTANT!!!i!i!ii OMGFORTY MANE RADES SIMPLEY AERNT RAAL CONTeNT IN DA SENSe TAHT SAY SCARLET MONASTARY OR HILSBRAD FOTHILS AER!ii!i! IF ANY RADEARS WANT 2 DISAGRE WIT TAHT THEN WUD U SeRIOSLEY CLEAR MOLTEN CORE A DOZEN TIEMS PAR CHARACTeR IF IT DROPED NO LOT APIC OR OTHERWIES??!!!? OMG WTF NOT COINCIEDNTALY DA SMe CAN B SADE OF DA VARIOS REPUTATION GRINDS IN TEH GMe!i!i!i!ii OMG WTFAFTER AL WITHOUT ePIC REWARDS PLAEYRS SIMPLEY WUDNT DO A VERY SMAL SUBSAT OF TEH CONTENT OVER AND OVER AND OVeR AGANE AVeN IF ITS TEH BIG BAD AND BOS OF TEH GME AS IT SIMPLEY ISNT FUN!i!!! SO WUT ABOUT TEH EPIS????!!?!! OMG WTFDOESNT IT SEM OD TAHT WIT TEH eXCAPTION OF PVP RANK ia WAAPONS (A TIEM SINK AND A HALF IN ITSeLF) AL HIGH LAVEL EPIS COME FROM ao-MAN RADES??!!!?! WeL NOT RILLY!!!i!!ii! OMG BLIZARD PUT DA END-GME RADES IN2 TEH GMe 2 PROVIED SOMeTHNG 2 DO FOR THEYRE LeS CRAATIEV PLAEYRS AND PREFeRS TAHT PLAEYRS GO RADENG RATHER THAN CANCELNG ACOUNTS!i!!ii! WTF PUTNG DA BST LOT IN TEH GME THEIR ENSURAS TAHT TEH APROPRIAET TYPA OF PLAEYRS WIL SPEND TEH DESIERD MOUNT OF TIEM IN SUCH INSTANCeS AND HeNCE KEP THERE SUBSCRIPTIONS ACTIEV!!iii!!!i OMG IL CONCEDE TAHT TEH LOT GAP BTWEN RADE AND NON-RADE GEAR SI AWFULY LARGA AND PeRHAPS UNECASARILEY SO SURELEY IETM LAVeL go ePIS FOR TEIR i AND gtISH FOR TEIR 2 WUD HAEV BeN HIGH ANOUGH 2 PUSH DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT DA BST GAAR 2 RADE FOR IT!i!ii WTFBUT DA POINT ReMANES TAHT DA BST GEAR HAS 2 COMA FROM DA AND-GME PSAUDO-CONTENT TAHT BLIZARD CReAETS SOLELEY IN AN AFORT 2 PREVANT PLAEYRS FROM CANCELNG WHEN THeY RATIONALY OUGHT 2!!!!i!i WTF AFTER AL MOST RADEeRS R THEIR FOR DA EPIS NOT FOR DA CHALENGE!ii!!ii!i OMG WTFMOST WONT SAY SO BUT MANY IMPLICITLEY ADMIT IT WHeN THEY ARGUe TAHT ao-MAN RADES HAEV 2 GIEV DRASTICALY BTeR LOT THAN s-MAN INSTANCeS OR ALSA PEOPLe WUDNT BOTHAR 2 DO THEM!i!!i OMG WTFSUPOSE TAHT THEYRE WeRE A TEIR e LeGANDARY SAT FOR EACH CLAS IN DA GME RIGHT NOW!ii!!i! OMGTEH ONLEY WAY 2 GeT IT SI 2 PReS DA Q KEY ONCA PeR SECOND FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAGEHT!ii!i! OMGU CANT MACRO IT AND IF U TAEK A BReAK FOR TWO SECONDS U FALE AND HAEV 2 START OVAR!!!i!i WTFWUD U DO IT??!!! SURALEY U KNOW AS WEL AS I DO TAHT A LOT OF PLAEYRS WUD!i!i!i!!FURTHeRMORE IF BLIZARD L8R CReAETD ALTARNAET METHODS 2 GeT COMPARABLe GeAR THEYRE WUD B AN OUTCRY FROM TEH PeOPLE WHO ALREADY HAD TEH LeGENDARY SAT OF HOW THES WAS UNFARE AND TEH OTHER PEOPLA WHO WANTAD LEGANDAREIS SHUD HAEV 2 eARN THERE GEAR BY SeVERALEY DMAGNG THEYRE WRISTS!!iii!!!i OMG AND YET AT RISK OF SOMA OF DA MORE OUTSPOKAN RADEeRS NOT UNDERSTANDNG THES EXMPLE I SHUD HOPe TAHT IT ISNT NeCeSARY 2 EXPLANE Y SUCH A SeT SI SPeCTACULARLEY BAD GMA DESIGN!i!!i!ii! OMG AND RILLY TEH CONCePT OF eARNNG GEAR SI QUIET A PRAPOSTeROS ONE!i!ii! OMGU AARN THNGS BY DONG SOMeTHNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!iiiii OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOVe THeN UR JOB MAY STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 GeT eNOUGH MONeY 2 BUY AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!ii WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!ii!ii! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAEYD FOR eNTARTANEMeNT!ii!!i OMGIF THEYRE R PeOPLe STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER ReSISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!i!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOSeD 2 B FUN!!!ii!!ii DA CONTeNT ALONG DA WAY AND IN PARTICULAR DA MeANS BY WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITSeLF!iii!i 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORDeR 2 GAT ePIS IN A GMe TAHT U FUNDMENTALY HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN ANY SAEN SENSE!!i!i!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN TeNDeNCY TAHT PEOPLE WANT ePIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS BY WHICH THeY R OBTANEAD!!!i! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EASY EPIS!!i!iiiiUSUALY THEIR RIGHT!i!!ii OMG WTFIT ACTUALY GOES FURTHeR THAN THIS AS WUT MANY PLAEYRS WANT SI NOT MERALEY AASY EPIS FOR THEMSeLVeS BUT ALSO FOR OTHeR PLAEYRS 2 NOT GET EASY EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADEeRS WANT eASY ePIS 2!i!!!!i! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV ANY ePIS!!i!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!i! OMG WTF BUT RILLY FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED ePIS FOR STRATHOLMe OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINTeRSPRNG OR eASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!i!!!!i WTF I WUD NED ePIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR ao-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXCePT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!iiiiii! OMG WTF THEIR R NO GeAR ReQUIERMENTS IN ORDeR NOT 2 DO AN INSTANCe!i!i!i!!i OMG HE PURPOSE OF GeTNG LOT SI 2 B WeL-EQUIPED FOR FUTURe CHALeNGAS!!ii!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLEY A FINIET MOUNT OF CONTeNT IN TEH GME!!!iii!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTURe CHALeNGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHLeS!!!ii!iii MANY PLAEYRS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MORe AND BTER EPIS!i!!iii!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HARe AVARY DAY!i!iii!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ONe PLAEYR SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEKeD OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND ao-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTFYEP PVP SI UNBALANCeD!ii!i WTF DUH!!iii WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!i!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT BY TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEVeL 2!i!!ii! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH LeVeLNG IN A LeVeLNG GMe WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONALY MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!i!i!i!iIF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!ii!!! OMGPROBLeM SOLVAD!i!ii!!i IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAEYRS WANT EASY EPIS FOR THEMSELVeS AND NOT FOR OTHeRS!!iiii! OMG WTFPLAEYRS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORDeR FOR THEM 2 WIN!!ii! OMGFOR PLAEYRS WIT MORe FRE TIEM THAN SKIL THEIR R LEVALNG GMAS WHARe WHOEVAR HAS DA MOST FRE TIEM WINS!iii!!iIF UR LOKNG FOR COMBAT WHERA TEH WINAR SI BAESD ON SKIL UR TARIBLEY LOST!i!!i! WTF TRY LOKNG FOR A GMA WIT NO CONCePT OF EXPAREINCe LeVeLS!!!!i!! WTFBLIZARD MAEKS PVP UNBALANCED B/C TAHTS WUT PLAEYRS WANT!!!!!i!i! OMG WTF THeY HAEV 2 DeAL WIT TAHT RAALITY IN ORDAR 2 MAEK MONeY!i!ii!! OMG WTF AS TEH SAYNG GOeS DA CUS2MER SI ALWAYS RIGHT!ii!!!ii WTF AND TAHTS Y COMPLANENG ABOUT PVP IMBALANCAS SI STUPID!!!ii!!i WTF BSIEDS IF BLIZARD WeRA 2 IMPLeMENT AL OF DA NARFS TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV CALED FOR WHEN THINKNG OF PVP IT WUD MAEK MUCH OF TEH PVA CONTANT HOReNDOSLEY DIFICULT!!i!i!!i OMG WTF AND TAHT WUD GIEV PLAEYRS YET ANOTHAR 2PIC ON WHICH 2 WHIEN!i!ii!i OMG WUT OTHeR RAASONS R THEYRE 2 GET EPIS APART FROM PVP AND PVA UESS????!! OMG WTF EGO PeRHAPS??!??!? WTFWHIEL I TeND 2 PITY THOSe WHO MAEK A HUGe DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WERe SOMe GReAT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH SeNSE EITHeR!ii!i!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDARY SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UNDeNIABLEY TEH BST GEAR IN DA GMe!!ii!i AL TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 DO 2 GeT IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL go SI 2 COMPLeTE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICALY CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLEY ASKNG DA PLAEYR IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!i!!!ii WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONCe U GeT TEH LEGENDARY SET U CAN NAVeR AGANE ENTeR AN INSTANCe!!iii! OMGNO BATLeGROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZONeS NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EVeN!!i!ii WTF TAHT IS U CAN GeT TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!i!!INTeRESTeD??!!! OMGIF DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PVe UES THeN SURALEY THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN SYMPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MORe NON-RADENG CONTENT ADeD 2 DA GMe!!!ii!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT SYMPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPLe WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIALY SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONTeNT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THEYVE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!ii!i OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A ao IN2 DEADMIENS AND A go IN2 SCARLET MONASTARY!iiiii WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 8o IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF THeY CUD BUT THAY CANT SO INSTAAD THEY TAEK io PLAEYRS IN2 A s-MAN ZONE!!i!!!!i! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH iio!i!i! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCReMNG ABOUT IT!!!i!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!i!!!i!i OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMPeD ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!i!ii! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURSe!!ii! WTF WHeRe THEY GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONTeNT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!i!ii!i OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH iio!i!!!ii! OMG R NOT DA SMe PeOPLE WHO WANTeD ACTUAL CHALeNGeS IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PAY ATENTION!i!ii!i WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EASY EPIS!!i!i!i OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABLe 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VARY LITLA 2LeRANCA FOR GRINDNG OF ANY SORT) AND THeN AS A ReSULT OF HAVNG COMPLETeD DA PReVIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFORe IT) 2 B PROPARLEY AQUIPeD FOR TEH NAXT!!i!!ii!! WTFWHeTHeR DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!ii!i! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHALeNGES 2 B WAL CHALeNGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!i!!!!!i I ROUTIENLEY TURN PLAEYRS AWAY FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!iiiiiiii WTFA sg WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A e8 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THEY WONT!!iii OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GReAT!!ii!!i WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARLeVELeD EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAEYRS MORe THAN io LEVeLS APART eNTeR DA SMA INSTANCe 2GeTHAR 2!i!i!!!i! OMG FINALY I WANT FOR THEYRE 2 B A NeXT CHALeNGA!!!i!!ii WTF AVeN IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!iii OMG DA GMe DOeSNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!i!iii WTFIT NEDS MORe REAL CONTENT!i!!!iii OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT GeTNG AL ANTSY IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!i!iii! OMG

Renian
06-05-2008, 02:20 PM
What the hell, CT? Did you actually try TRANSLATING that?!

That's like stabbing yourself in the face repeatedly with a rusty, jagged spork.

Raffles
06-05-2008, 02:45 PM
When the situation causes you to lose sleep over the course of three days, and the incident happens the day before your start your new job, and worries you throughout the day, you have to admit that you'd be pretty pissed too.

You really got that stressed about this that you lost sleep? Honestly your working yourself up into a frenzy about something thats all cleared up, i don't think you should write any letter at all and just forget about it.

Didn't mean to continue berating you

Renian
06-05-2008, 02:56 PM
Didn't mean to continue berating you

Don't worry about it. I deserved it, and actually appreciate it.

You know why?

Because it kept me from becoming a total

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Martaigne
06-05-2008, 03:03 PM
Douchey McTwatwaffle, I think is the term you are looking for.

g++
06-05-2008, 03:03 PM
Unless readily accessible new instances give even better loot than this, many players would completely ignore them. Raid instances along the way in leveling simply aren't viable, as raids cut experience. The only reason guilds can get 25 people to do TK is because there are so many 70s, at least when compared to the number of players at exactly, say, 37. The only sensible thing that I see to do with instances like 10-man Zul'Aman, Kara, and SSC is to heavily nerf the mobs to make the instances 5-man, raise their levels so that the loot the instance drops is suitable, reduce drop rates, and remove the raid lockout. That would at least get some utility out of content rather than Blizzard wasting time designing content that people never see. Furthermore, the 25-man component is hardly the only problem with raids in their present formulation. If they were to make the end-game instances 5-man, but keep the other problems, would that be fun? Raid lockouts, gear requirements, scheduling, regrouping on multiple days, set class roles, respecs, reputation grinds, DKP, drama, and using the same tactics week after week in a 5-man? If that's what it takes, the mobs can keep their epics. If the problem with the existing raiding end-game is that it's a boring timesink, then what is gained by offering another boring timesink? Should a 70 who has trouble with Hogger get epics just because he's 70? Emphasizing time over skill leads to mind-numbingly repetition, which is what should be avoided. Surely it is better to spend time creating real content even if it means one boring end game path instead of several. Perhaps for the next expansion, it would make sense to have multiple paths, so players could advance via 25-mans, 5-mans, solo or a mix. Until then, it doesn't make sense to overdo content which will need a major overhaul. Another alternative is no end-game. Put no raid instances or reputation grinds in so that once you finish Magister's Terrace you're done. You have beaten the game and now you should cancel. For obvious reasons, they can't do that. Blizzard is trying to make money. That's a good thing. If Blizzard didn't care about money, they wouldn't care what players want or adjust content based on player demands. Blizzard trying to make money is the reason they made the level 1-69 section of the game the fun part. Blizzard's great insight was that even if it is necessary for the game to eventually be boring, they postponed it all the way until players had done nearly everything there was to do. Players love it. That is a big reason why WoW has 10 million subscribers and millions of dollars in profit. But players think that the grinding can be postponed and want it postponed forever. A company that finds a way to make a MMO with nonstop scripted content would make a fortune. But that is perhaps a holy grail, and one which no one can get. However, Blizzard knew that they could only add so much without making garbage. The problem was how to keep players happy after content runs out. The solution was the raiding timesink. Notice that that is exactly what the existing 25-man raids are built for, moreso than providing interesting challenge. There is the lockout so that a guild can't kill Illidan and get everyone a T6 chest in a week. Raid "content" lasts much longer, even after Illidan goes on farm. There are specialized requirements, so players have to farm for gear which is otherwise useless. A 25-man requirement forces time to be spent building guilds. The most clever part of this is only so much time per week can be spent advancing a main, so it pushes players to create alts and redo content in a different way: it pushes players to do something fun. Imagine that. Doing the same thing over and over again for loot is not real content. 25-man raids simply aren't content in the sense that Scarlet Monastery is. If any raiders want to disagree with that, then would you clear Black Temple a dozen times per character if it dropped no loot? Not coincidentally, the same can be said of the various reputation grinds. Without rewards, players wouldn't keep doing a small subset of the content, even if it's the badass end boss of WoW. So what about the epics? Isn't it odd that, with the exception of PVP welfares, (a timesink and a half in itself) all the best epics come from 25-man raids? Well, not really. Blizzard put the raids in to provide something for less creative players, and prefer that players go raiding over cancelling accounts. Putting the best loot there ensures that the appropriate type of players will spend the desired amount of time in such instances and keep subscriptions. The gap between raid and quest gear is large and perhaps unnecessary; surely ilvl 85 epics for tier 4 and 90 for tier 5 would have been enough to push players to raid. The point is that the best gear has to come from the endgame pseudo-content that Blizzard creates to prevent players from cancelling when they rationally ought to. After all, most raiders are there for epics, not for challenge. Most won't say so, but they implicitly admit it when they argue that raids have to give drastically better loot than 5-mans or people wouldn't raid. Suppose that there were a legendary set for each class and to get it you push "q" every second for 8 hours. Would you do it? A lot of players would. If Blizzard did this then created an easy way to get the gear, there would be an outcry from people worked for the legendaries. People who wanted it should have to "earn" it. I hope that it isn't necessary to explain why this is spectacularly bad design. Really, the concept of "earning" gear is quite a preposterous one. You earn things by doing something you don't want to do in order to get something you want. If you aren't fortunate enough to have a job you love, then your job may still be worth it in order to get enough money to buy a subscription. Such exchanges to make doing work worthwhile are quite useful. But this is a game for entertainment. If there are people starving in the world, it's not because your guild took too long to get enough drums to take down Brutallis. The content along the way, and in particular, the means by which gear is obtained, ought to be fun. Misery in order to get epics cannot be worth it. It is a maddening human tendency that people want things regardless of how they are obtained. Raiders accuse casuals of wanting easy epics. Usually they're right. It goes further than this, as what many players want is not only easy epics for themselves, but for other players to not get easy epics. But raiders want easy epics, too. So I'm not a raider and I don't have any epics. Poor me? I had a few but I sharded them for gold. Really, for what do I need epics? For Mech or Nagrand? Of course not. I would need epics for Sunwell Plateau, except that I don't raid. There are no gear requirements to not do raids. The purpose of loot is to be prepared for content. But there is a finite amount of content. At some point there are no challenges left and loot is worthless. Many players have gone past that point and still want more epics. You can see them whining about it every day. What about PVP? Isn't it unfair if one player is in all blue gear and has to fight another decked out in Black Temple Warglaives? PVP is unbalanced. You should have figured this out by level 2. Half the point of leveling is to make the PVP unbalanced. If you don't like that, then don't PVP. It goes back to how players want epics just for themselves. Players want to win, and for players with more free time than skill, a leveling system means whomever has the most free time wins. If you want combat based on skill, try a game with no levels. Players want unbalanced PVP. Blizzard has to deal with that to make money. That's why complaining about PVP imbalances is stupid. Besides, if Blizzard were to implement all of the PVP nerfs that players have called for, it would unbalance PVE creating yet another topic on which to whine. What reasons are there to get epics apart from PVP and PVE? Ego? While I tend to pity those who make a big deal about leveling or getting loot as though those are accomplishments, this doesn't make much sense either. Suppose that Blizzard added a new legendary set. All that players had to do to get it is complete a trivial quest line. However, once you got the legendary set, you could not enter an instance or PVP. You'd get the set, but have no use for it. Interested? If players want gear for something other than PVP or PVE, this would be a popular set. I can sympathize with casuals who want more casual content added to the game. What I can't sympathize with is people exploit existing content and then complain they're out of content. You've seen it: 18s with a 70 doing BFD. People would take a 90 into Kara if they could! That exploit is boring for players in 2.4, so trade chat is crying for help in Stocks and no one comes. Amusing. It's not hard to criticize others, and raiders have rightly pointed out how ridiculous this is. Where they go wrong is in claiming that casuals asked for epics for casual content and are now complaining. The casuals who are complaining about 2.4 are not the same people who wanted actual challenges in casual content. Let it be known, I'm not a raider and I don't want easy epics. I want to be able to attack one challenge until I get tired of farming it and then through the previous challenge be properly equipped for the next. Whether the gear is green, blue, purple, or orange doesn't matter. I do want difficulty. I routinely turn players away from groups I form for being too high level. A 56 wants to run Mara? Not with me they won't. I wish Blizzard would fix the overleveled exploit and not let players more than 10 levels apart in an instance together. Finally, I want there to be a next challenge even if it's more expansions. The game doesnt need timesinks. Let's let Blizzard create that without getting all antsy in the meantime.

Renian
06-05-2008, 03:09 PM
Douchey McTwatwaffle, I think is the term you are looking for.

Truth.

But I need an image for douchey.

Renian
06-05-2008, 03:10 PM
...

So how are you dealing with the spork wounds?

g++
06-05-2008, 03:12 PM
I just googled the first line crystal decoded.

Renian
06-05-2008, 03:18 PM
HAX

CrystalTears
06-05-2008, 03:21 PM
...

So how are you dealing with the spork wounds?
Quit quoting the whole fucking thing! Christ.


I just googled the first line crystal decoded.
Cheater. :(

Renian
06-05-2008, 03:30 PM
Quit quoting the whole fucking thing! Christ.


Fixed.

g++
06-05-2008, 03:33 PM
Cheater. :(

Hey it was still pretty hard the page was crashed so I had to use google cache and then the google cache page was crashed so I had to select all the text on the WoW board to get the text to come up bright white, then find the post and copy and paste it. Definately earned 100k....

Martaigne
06-05-2008, 03:36 PM
Truth.

But I need an image for douchey.

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Renian
06-05-2008, 03:44 PM
Ok so...

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Renian
06-05-2008, 03:45 PM
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Damn. Douchey McTwatwaffle is a big word. It takes two posts.

Martaigne
06-05-2008, 03:49 PM
http://ethanallen.info/images/waffle.jpg

Jahira
06-05-2008, 06:44 PM
Sorta back on topic, if you really wanted to get the most out of why this thread even started was to right the first part of your e-mail and then for the second part to ask for an update on what actions are being done to Ithzel and policy to make sure this doesn't happen again.

That way you know something is/was done. If they aren't doing anything, politely ask why not.

Put the polite pressure on.

CrystalTears
06-05-2008, 06:51 PM
They will NEVER tell you if/when they discipline a GM. And frankly from a company standpoint, they never should.

Nieninque
06-05-2008, 07:02 PM
If I wasn't doing this for the community, I would not have posted here first to see what you thought of the letter.

Bullshit. You posted it here because people agreed with you that Itzel was wrong to lock you out and you got a little carried away with the fact that people were posting in your thread and agreeing with you that the peen of the E grew way beyond it's RL capabilities and you over-extended your place in this world. This thread was all about "HAY GUSY!!111 LUK HOW ORSUM I R!!11"


No. I won't run from this. If the PC wants to rebuke me and criticize me, fine. It may make me a better, wiser person.

Don't hold your breath...it never worked for Backlash.

Nieninque
06-05-2008, 07:03 PM
They will NEVER tell you if/when they discipline a GM. And frankly from a company standpoint, they never should.

^

Renian
06-05-2008, 07:15 PM
Bullshit. You posted it here because people agreed with you that Itzel was wrong to lock you out and you got a little carried away with the fact that people were posting in your thread and agreeing with you that the peen of the E grew way beyond it's RL capabilities and you over-extended your place in this world. This thread was all about "HAY GUSY!!111 LUK HOW ORSUM I R!!11"


I'm not saying that wasn't true too. Now are you done?



Don't hold your breath...it never worked for Backlash.

But I'm not Backlash.

Nieninque
06-05-2008, 07:17 PM
I'm not saying that wasn't true too. Now are you done?

Depends how much more stupid shit you insist on posting.

Renian
06-05-2008, 07:19 PM
Depends how much more stupid shit you insist on posting.

Fair enough.

Methais
06-05-2008, 11:36 PM
http://ethanallen.info/images/waffle.jpg

http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/11/2007-11-05Rosie.jpg

Celephais
06-06-2008, 08:46 AM
Don't hold your breath...it never worked for Backlash.
No, Backlash didn't take his insults like a man, he acted like a complete douche when faced with the insults of the PC, this is why he can now never escape said insults... short of not acting like a douche but... that won't happen.


But I'm not Backlash.
He makes a very good point.