Do Girls Naturally Like Giving a Blowjob?

[Lysander]

Or is it an acquired taste forced upon them by society through subtle messaging from television, music, and general 'understood' requirements of women?

[Khariz]

Awesome thread.

[CrystalTears]

Where's the poll option for "you're a fucking idiot"?

[Anferis]

My girlfriend liked it after the first time. Before that she thought it was gross.

Stupid women.
It's just my penis.
Accept it.

[CrystalTears]

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that fucking difficult is it?!"

[Khariz]

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that fucking difficult is it?!"

I feel dumb. The whole I was reading this post, I was wondering why this guy was wearing this on his head:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/2321436219_e05de4b25b.jpg

And then I realized that it didn't say Baclava.

[Drew2]

This thread is so sexist. Men can like giving blowjobs too.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Baclava is pretty gross but I love filo dough.

[Keller]

This thread is so sexist. Men can like giving blowjobs too.

I'd prefer if you reduced the scope of your discussion to "men can like getting blowjobs."

[Khariz]

http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Shovel_to_the_balls-i7fd.html

[Some Rogue]

I don't know the answer to your question, but your mother sure loves it.

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[RichardCranium]

A chick once told me that cum tastes like strawberries and honey. She gave the best head.

[CrystalTears]

A chick once told me that cum tastes like strawberries and honey. She gave the best head.
Men who drink pineapple juice... mmmm good.

[Drew2]

I'd prefer if you reduced the scope of your discussion to "men can like getting blowjobs."

I've actually met a guy who didn't like getting blowjobs.

I think I killed him, he was obviously a demon.

[CrystalTears]

I've actually met a guy who didn't like getting blowjobs.
I dated a guy once that didn't like blow jobs.

Once.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Drew2
I've actually met a guy who didn't like getting blowjobs.

I think I killed him, he was obviously a demon.

Didn't like getting blowjobs or didn't like getting blowjobs from you and/or another guy?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I dated a guy once that didn't like blow jobs.

Once.

That would seriously weird me out.

[Drew2]

Didn't like getting blowjobs or didn't like getting blowjobs from you and/or another guy?

The bolded does not exist.

And I meant didn't like blowjobs at all. It disgusted me, really.

[CrystalTears]

And I meant didn't like blowjobs at all. It disgusted me, really.
Because it's fucking weird.

[Celephais]

Men who drink pineapple juice... mmmm good.
Really? Huh... Maybe I'll give that a shot. My girlfriend recently went vegetarian, which is freaking awesome because she knows where to get more protein.

[CrystalTears]

Really? Huh... Maybe I'll give that a shot. My girlfriend recently went vegetarian, which is freaking awesome because she knows where to get more protein.
Heh, yeah I bet she does. ;)

[Shari]

Wait. I want to make sure I'm understanding this right. Pineapple juice makes semen taste better?

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Shari
Wait. I want to make sure I'm understanding this right. Pineapple juice makes seamen taste better?

Joining the Navy?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yeah, supposedly highly-acidic fruits make it taste the best, so not just pineapple but oranges and lemons and stuff, too.

[CrystalTears]

Wait. I want to make sure I'm understanding this right. Pineapple juice makes seamen taste better?
Yes. Boat and submarine men taste better when they drink pineapple juice.

[Shari]

I fail at spelling nasty things. ANSWER THE PINEAPPLE JUICE QUESTION, DAMNIT!

[Shari]

Fuck you people are fast.

I can see it now...SUCK THAT LEMON!, SUCK IT, GOD DAMMNIT OR YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME SUCKING IT!

[CrystalTears]

I did, and so did Narcissiia.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Guy 1: I have the worst heartburn right now.
Guy 2: Well maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't chug lemonade.
Guy 1: I have no choice.
Guy 2: What do you mean you have no choice? Just stop!
Guy 1: My wife won't slob the knob unless I drink it!

[diethx]

I feel dumb. The whole I was reading this post, I was wondering why this guy was wearing this on his head:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/2321436219_e05de4b25b.jpg

And then I realized that it didn't say Baclava.

Ok, i'm glad i'm not the only one... lol.

[SayGoodbye]

Women taste better if they drink pineapple juice too.

[Celephais]

Okay... work fridge the best I could get was strawberry orange juice...

Ingredients: Grape, apple, orange, clarified pineapple and strawberry juices, Natural favlors, ctric acid, cochineal, ascorbic acid and carmine.

I think I'll stop at the grocery store on my way home.

[Methais]

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[Zarli]

wow, that's a lot of facepalm.. I'd have to agree

[iJin]

This thread is so sexist. Men can like giving blowjobs too.


ROFL

[Stanley Burrell]

I usually enjoy eating pussy when I'm drunk because I think it's instantly going to be reciprocated.

You crazy whore.

[The Ponzzz]

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