Dice of Fate

[Khariz]

a pair of obsidian dice with pips of ivory

show:
The dice are six sided obsidian cubes with a different number of white ivory pips surrounded by fine runes on each side. The single pips representing ones are shaped like tiny crimson skulls with a more concentrated number of runes surrounding them. The dice absorbs any light that shines on them without reflection like the inky blackness of night.

Casts spells depending on the roll. Unlimited use. No roundtime.

2 - death
3 - pain infliction (711)
4 - meteor swarm (525)
5 - dispell (417)
6 - nightmare (713)
7 - targetting (425)
8 - deflection (507)
9 - disk (511)
10 - heroism (215)
11 - familiar (920)
12 - mana focus (418)

LORESONG:

"Dice obsidian made with blood
Sweep me away in song's flood."

As you sing, you see a vision of the night sky with Charon beginning to rise over the horizon. A strange pinpoint of darkness forming in the center of the moon.

"Charon rising above the land
Brightly in the sky he takes his stand
Dice to roll beneath the sky
Dark spot rolling by and by"

As you continue to sing, you see Orhan rise close to Charon and an even smaller glowing point of light appear in the center of the darkness. In a shimmering flash of light the two points mix and shoot towards Kulthea.

"Orhan rise to Charon speed
Come to me now I have need
To learn the beams that to Kulthea fly
Dice still rolling in the sky"

As you continue to sing, you see two strange objects fall to the ground in a shimmering streak of light. As they fall the brilliant flare of pure essence mingles with the undulating darkness of the unlife as if locked in battle around the objects.

"Fates small messengers, tiny dice
Sing my song within a trice
Come ye now the battle rage
Dice we turn another page"

As you conclude the song, a final vision comes to you, the image of a pair of dice with odd pips resting in a shallow crater. The vision fades leaving you with the impression that the dice are a point of contention between the Lords of Orhan and the Dark Lords of Charon. Their nature and abilities dependent upon that hidden struggle.

(Description and loresong shamelessly stolen from Tsin).

I've now rolled the dice 184 times. I've never died nor gotten meteor swarm yet. I don't know if I'm just lucky or what.

MB 32mil to Sthrockmorton SOLD
CB
BO 50mil

I'll also accept trades of 4x old-style claidhmores (I'll pay the difference if your claid is worth more) or other nice twohanded weapons that I deem to be of comperable value.

Feel free to contact me privately to negotiate.

[Khariz]

Bump.

[The Ponzzz]

I've always wanted a set of those dice, but I'd prefer them in Platinum. Really cool and fun. Nice price too for Prime, I have to say. Anyways, free bump!

[Sthrockmorton]

if it didnt have meteor swarm, i'd buy them... I'd hate to kill other people just from trying to get a good spell or two for myself

[Bobmuhthol]

Do it in isolated area. If you have 50mil you also have the capability to move a couple rooms.

[Sthrockmorton]

I hunt the rift... only 3 areas that I can spell up in, all with people usually, or right next to people. I'm sure as hell not using the dice once I go in either.

[Lucas]

Ive used those dice before... after a few hundred rolls I never hit a meteor swarm. I think the dice are weighted, I haven't done any calcs on it though.

[Sthrockmorton]

Hit Death much?

[Khariz]

Like I said in my post 184 rolls and no death or meteor. Perhaps I have good luck. Total is 196 now.

[Bobmuhthol]

It might be uncommon but I definitely remember people playing when Tsin owned them and someone rolled meteor swarm.

[Khariz]

It might be uncommon but I definitely remember people playing when Tsin owned them and someone rolled meteor swarm.

I do it it about 5 steps outside of the northgate of KZ. I have my cleric ready to fog to me in case I die, and I am prepared to haul some major ass if Swarm goes off. So far so good.

[Tisket]

Like I said in my post 184 rolls and no death or meteor. Perhaps I have good luck. Total is 196 now.

They are overdue to go off then!

Buyer beware:

http://imagechan.org/img/images/silhouette.jpeg

[Khariz]

They are overdue to go off then!

Buyer beware:

http://imagechan.org/img/images/silhouette.jpeg

I'll keep rolling them until I die when someone purchases them, if they wish.

[Tisket]

I'm just teasing you.

[Bobmuhthol]

Which will, of course, not at all change the probability of rolling death/swarm again.

[Khariz]

I'm just teasing you.

I know! But if the superstition of it all appeases a potential buyer, then so be it!

[Tisket]

Free bumps are nice too :P

[The Ponzzz]

Tisket, the pic was awesome.

[Tisket]

Tisket, the pic was awesome.

She/he/it has nicer legs than me. Life is so unfair.

[Snapp]

Ive used those dice before... after a few hundred rolls I never hit a meteor swarm. I think the dice are weighted, I haven't done any calcs on it though.

But you're also a compulsive liar with multiple personality disorder. :(


Originally posted by Tisket
Buyer beware:

http://imagechan.org/img/images/silhouette.jpeg
:lol2:

[bubbauno]

The dice are really awesome and fun but aren't really for spelling up.. You only get base durations which sucks

[g++]

Yah your getting really lucky you should hit meteor swarm about every 12th roll on average. To roll 160+ times and not hit it would make me think they are actually weighted somehow.

2 - 2.78%
3 - 5.56%
4 - 8.33%
5 - 11.11%
6 - 13.89%
7 - 16.67%
8 - 13.89%
9 - 11.11%
10 - 8.33%
11 - 5.56%
12 - 2.78%

Odds of not rolling a 4 or 2 in 180 trials = .88(prob of not rolling a 4 or 2) to the 180th(roughly should technically be 183 for 184 trials) I think which comes to

1.0159702407848057e-10

Thats one magnitude worse than winning power ball.

[Khariz]

bump

[Khariz]

bump

[Sylph]

Rolled them a few times and ALWAYS got Disk. It's uncanny.

[Khariz]

I tend to get 507 the most. I'd say I've gotten it over 30% of the time. Freaks me out, but I love it because it's one of the spells I can't otherwise get.

[Khariz]

Updated to have a MB of 30 mil and a BO of 50 mil.

[Khariz]

Current bid is 30 mil to Sintik.

Will go Once tomorrow, Twice Saturday, Sold Sunday, if I don't receive other bids.

Edit: I also take real life funds at 10 per mil.

[Khariz]

GOING ONCE at 30 mil.

[Khariz]

Current bid is now 32 mil to Sthrockmorton.

[Khariz]

Current bid is now 32 mil to Sthrockmorton GOING TWICE.

[Khariz]

After 227 rolls, it finally happened!

>roll dice
You shake the obsidian dice and throw them on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to rest on 1 and 1.
Suddenly bands of blackness sweep from the dice and encircle you. The bands begin to contract quickly making it difficult to breath.


With one final powerfull contraction your breathing stops along with most of your other vital functions.
Spell Elemental Defense I (401) ended. [-5DS, -5ETD]
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Spirit Shield (202) ended. [-10DS]
The dim aura fades from around you.
Spell Strength (509) ended. [-15Str, -15PhysAS]
You feel your extra strength departing.
Spell Spirit Defense (103) ended. [-10DS]
The powerful look leaves you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Mass Blur (911) ended. [-20Dodging]
You become solid again.
Spell Elemental Defense III (414) ended. [-20DS, -15ETD]
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
Spell Thurfel's Ward (503) ended. [-20DS]
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Spell Guard the Meek (1618) ended. [-19PhysDS]
Your bolstered defenses fade with the soft glow about you.
Spell Spirit Warding II (107) ended. [-25STD, -25BoltDS]
The deep blue glow leaves you.
Deep blue motes swirl away from you and fade.
Spell Spirit Warding I (101) ended. [-10STD, -10BoltDS]
The light blue glow leaves you.

Maybe they'll be good luck for a long time for the new owner too!

[Khariz]

This will go Sold late Sunday night if there is no further interest.

Last chance today.

[Ryenn]

just a question do they automatically return to your hand once you've rolled them? I apologize if this has been asked already.

[Khariz]

just a question do they automatically return to your hand once you've rolled them? I apologize if this has been asked already.

They do not. I usually bring someone with me when I roll em, or have my fogger on standby in case I die. Though I've only died once.

I made script

.dice
put get my dice
put roll my dice
put get dice

It's more complicated than that, but you get the point. If you roll anything but death, you'll pick them up lickety split.

[Khariz]

Last chance to own these things. I will end this auction late tonight, probably around 11pm central. Get your bids in while you can. The auction closes tonight regardless of additional bids.

I've had two people submit additional questions via PM. Those have been responded to.

Don't forget the buyout is 50 mil. The CB is 32 mil.

9 hours left.

[Khariz]

Heading out for a few hours. Direct any additional questions to my PM box.

These will be sold in less than 6 hours. Bid while you can.

[Sthrockmorton]

Heading out for a few hours. Direct any additional questions to my PM box.

These will be sold in less than 6 hours. Bid while you can.

But I thought bidding against me was strictly prohibited? :)

[Khariz]

But I thought bidding against me was strictly prohibited? :)

Apparently it is!

[Khariz]

Just had someone ask if just wizards can get a familiar when rolling the dice or if anyone can.

Answer: Anyone can have a familiar with these dice.

Anyone can also have 425 with these dice.

[Khariz]

One more hour.

[Khariz]

SOLD to Sthrockmorton for 32 mil.

[Furrowfoot]

Hrm, now I'm feeling guilty for taking a set of these to my grave in Plat. Ah well. Though mine had limits - could only be rolled 5 times a day, and were all wizard spells.

Mine also killed a large number of people right after I won them, with what was essentially cone of lightning.

Good times!

[Khariz]

And what's the first thing that happened after I sold them?

Kontii shakes his obsidian dice and throws them on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to rest on 3 and 1.
Kontii throws his arms skyward!

A small halfling child cries out, "Endangering public safety!". His mother then sends him off for the Halfling deputy.

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Kontii picks up a pair of obsidian dice with pips of ivory.


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* Scintillar just bit the dust!
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* Astari just bit the dust!
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* Urkel just bit the dust!
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* Minkus just bit the dust!
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* Wholenote just bit the dust!
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* Kelyna just bit the dust!
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* Quargoth just bit the dust!
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* Yaocui just bit the dust!
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* Ursine just bit the dust!
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* Daefea just bit the dust!
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* Slivacki just bit the dust!
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* Beourne just bit the dust!
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* Epsil just bit the dust!
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* Olamena just bit the dust!
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* Tollyfrock just bit the dust!
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* Rioghnach just bit the dust!
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* Lulz just bit the dust!
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* Demyse just bit the dust!

Poor Kontii.

[Sthrockmorton]

And what's the first thing that happened after I sold them?

Kontii shakes his obsidian dice and throws them on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to rest on 3 and 1.
Kontii throws his arms skyward!

A small halfling child cries out, "Endangering public safety!". His mother then sends him off for the Halfling deputy.

>
Kontii picks up a pair of obsidian dice with pips of ivory.


>
* Scintillar just bit the dust!
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* Astari just bit the dust!
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* Urkel just bit the dust!
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* Minkus just bit the dust!
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* Wholenote just bit the dust!
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* Kelyna just bit the dust!
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* Quargoth just bit the dust!
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* Yaocui just bit the dust!
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* Ursine just bit the dust!
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* Daefea just bit the dust!
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* Slivacki just bit the dust!
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* Beourne just bit the dust!
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* Epsil just bit the dust!
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* Olamena just bit the dust!
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* Tollyfrock just bit the dust!
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* Rioghnach just bit the dust!
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* Lulz just bit the dust!
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* Demyse just bit the dust!

Poor Kontii.

ROFL, that is some funny stuff

[Khariz]

ROFL, that is some funny stuff

I was funny for me. How bad was the fine?

[Gan]

Thanks for rolling that.

I travelled my cleric from the landing and still got there in time for 2 raises.

:)

[Sthrockmorton]

I was funny for me. How bad was the fine?

9.3 million...

I don't think i've ever had a murder charge, so it was tooo bad.

12 counts of murder

1 endangering public safety

[Khariz]

See folks, what makes this even funnier for me was right before this happened, I had just said, "I wouldn't recommend rolling them in town, meteor swarm fines are horrible".

I LOL'ed a bit, I gotta admit. Though, I know he did it on purpose.

[Sthrockmorton]

The first part is from me... Once I'm in jail, the rest that happened in TC is compliments of Astari


The beginning is from me... the second part is from Astari

[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see the Yaocui disk, a cunning sunburst spirit that is flying around, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it and a blanket of snow.
Also here: Grand Lady Silversoft, Daefea, Ursine, Yaocui, Lord Quargoth, Kelyna, Great Lady Wholenote who is sitting, Rioghnach, Minkus, Urkel, Astari who is sitting, Scintillar who is sitting, Urgoyle who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Hrvac followed.
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Urgoyle gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Daefea smooches Silversoft on the cheek.
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Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
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Urgoyle gestures into the air.
Urgoyle gets a frustrated look on his face.
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Silversoft flings herself against Daefea, bounces off of her, and giggles madly!
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Rioghnach beams happily at Silversoft!
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Wholenote put a tincture of bur-clover on a carved ice bench.
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Daefea hums happily to herself.
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Rioghnach gives Silversoft a friendly hug.
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Hrvac leaves your group.
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Wholenote just licked Silversoft!
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Rioghnach gives Silversoft a friendly hug.
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Lord Lulz just arrived.
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Lord Lulz just went east.
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Ursine put a mahogany buccaneer miniature in his robber's loot pack.
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Daefea snuggles up to Silversoft, resting her head on her shoulder.
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Speaking in Guildspeak, Rioghnach says something you don't understand.
>whisper astar if I die... pick up the dice
You quietly whisper to Astari, "If I die... pick up the dice."
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Quargoth chuckles.
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Rioghnach murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Rioghnach concentrates.
Rioghnach's head looks better.
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Astari nods to you.
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Speaking to Kelyna, Quargoth says, "But true."
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Silversoft hugs Wholenote, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
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Speaking to Quargoth, Kelyna says, "Well ye make a better warrior, trust me."
>.dice
[Script dice is running, Esc to cancel, Shift-Esc to pause]
>roll dice
Daefea rubs Silversoft gently.
>get dice
[script done]
You shake the obsidian dice and throw them on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to rest on 4 and 5.
A faint disk appears next to you, but then fades away.
>
You pick up a pair of obsidian dice with pips of ivory.
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Silversoft flings herself against Rioghnach, bounces off of her, and giggles madly!
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Silversoft flings herself against Rioghnach, bounces off of her, and giggles madly!
>chuckle
You chuckle.
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Quargoth nods to you.
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Wholenote blinks oddly a few times.
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Hrvac points at the Kontii disk.
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Daefea looks at Silversoft and hums.
>whisper astari the Dice of Fate
You quietly whisper to Astari, "The Dice of Fate."
>nod hrvac
Speaking quietly to you, Urgoyle asks, "You bought the death dice?"
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You nod to Hrvac.
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Hrvac cackles!
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Ursine sighs.
>nod urgoy
Astari stares at you.
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You nod to Urgoyle.
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Yaocui's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
The mirror images surrounding Yaocui undulate and grow stronger.
Yaocui renews his songs.
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Great Lord Slivacki just arrived.
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Slivacki raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Slivacki gestures.
A pure white aura sparkles around Slivacki.
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Wholenote grunts and hiccups, weaving slightly.
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Daefea stares at you.
>'this could be entertaining
You softly say, "This could be entertaining."
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Urkel traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Urkel gestures.
A luminescent aura begins to swirl around Urkel.
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Slivacki gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Slivacki gestures.
Slivacki suddenly looks more powerful.
>.dice
[Script dice is running, Esc to cancel, Shift-Esc to pause]
>roll dice
>get dice
[script done]
You shake the obsidian dice and throw them on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to rest on 3 and 1.
You throw your arms skyward!

A small halfling child cries out, "Endangering public safety!". His mother then sends him off for the Halfling deputy.

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You pick up a pair of obsidian dice with pips of ivory.
>

A low roar of quickly parting air can be heard above!
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Urkel traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Urkel gestures.
A luminescent aura begins to swirl around Urkel.
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Daefea asks, "Ya has death dice?"
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Slivacki traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Slivacki gestures.
A dim aura surrounds Slivacki.
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Speaking quietly to you, Urgoyle says, "Roll a 2 for me."
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Lord Lulz just arrived.
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Lord Lulz just went west.
>'oh hell
You softly say, "Oh hell."
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Lord Lulz just arrived.
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Urgoyle murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Urgoyle gestures.
Urgoyle springs upright with amazing agility!
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Urgoyle bellows at an engraved orase runestaff!
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Hrvac says, ";'ho damn."
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Urgoyle just went east.
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A cunning sunburst spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
>'run!
Hrvac just went east.
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You softly exclaim, "Run!"
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Rioghnach traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
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Quargoth gives Silversoft a friendly hug.
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Rioghnach gestures.
Rioghnach appears a bit weaker.
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
>yell run!
Grand Lady Silversoft just went east.
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
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You belt out, "Run!"
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
>yell run!
>yell run!
Quargoth hugs Rioghnach, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
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Kelyna's spirits are no longer lifted.
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The air stops shimmering around Quargoth.
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The air stops shimmering around Kelyna.
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The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.
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You belt out, "Run!"
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You belt out, "Run!"
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From nearby, you hear Urgoyle yell, "RUN AWAY!"
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
>yell run!
>yell run!
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
>yell run!
You belt out, "Run!"
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You belt out, "Run!"
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You belt out, "Run!"
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The Halfling deputy meanders in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the Halfling deputy grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at the Tartifacts said I might find something interesting here," says the Halfling deputy.
The Halfling deputy then drags you off.


Arriving at the Jailhouse, the Halfling deputy cracks his knuckles, then gestures and utters a phrase of magic. Absentmindedly waving a hand at you, he magically strips you of your possessions, then shoves you over to a small, cramped cell. Unlocking and opening it, he swiftly pushes you in. "Enjoy your stay, varmint! If I had my way around here, ye'd be cleaning out the mule stables til the end of time!" he exclaims.

With a final snort, the Halfling deputy locks the cell door shut, leaving you to contemplate your fate.

In the distance you hear the Halfling deputy say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."
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THIS PART IS COMPLIMENTS OF ASTARI

The Halfling deputy meanders in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the Halfling deputy grabs Kontii and shackles his wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at the Tartifacts said I might find something interesting here," says the Halfling deputy.
The Halfling deputy then drags him off.

s>
Beourne just arrived.
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Daefea snickers.
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Lord Lulz just went east.
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Much to your horror, a devastating inferno of flaming rocks ignite the entire sky and smite the area!

Beourne is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 58 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to chest collapses sternum!
He is stunned!
... 70 points of damage!
Fire completely surrounds Beourne. Blood boils and heart stops.

* Beourne drops dead at your feet!

Beourne becomes solid again.
Slivacki is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 117 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to Slivacki's back causes him to cry out in pain!

* Slivacki drops dead at your feet!

Slivacki seems to lose some dexterity.
The air calms down around Slivacki.
The air about Slivacki stops shimmering.
The very powerful look leaves Slivacki.
The white light leaves Slivacki.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Slivacki and fade.
The light blue glow leaves Slivacki.
The powerful look leaves Slivacki.
The dim aura fades from around Slivacki.
The deep blue glow leaves Slivacki.
A white glow rushes away from Slivacki.
A subtle light fades from Slivacki's eyes.

A young halfling scurries off screaming, "Kontii has committed murder!"

Daefea is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 68 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Blow shatters bones in Daefea's neck leaving her head hanging loosely!

* Daefea drops dead at your feet!


A young halfling scurries off screaming, "Kontii has committed murder!"

Ursine is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 105 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Strike to Ursine's throat removes it!

* Ursine drops dead at your feet!

Ursine seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Ursine.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Ursine suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Ursine.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

Yaocui is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 33 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Hard strike removes the right eye and a goodly bit of skull!

* Yaocui drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Yaocui.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Yaocui.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Yaocui.
The light blue glow leaves Yaocui.
The bright luminescence fades from around Yaocui.
The deep blue glow leaves Yaocui.
Yaocui seems a bit less imposing.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

Quargoth is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 119 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Strike to Quargoth's throat removes it!

* Quargoth drops dead at your feet!

Quargoth becomes solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Quargoth.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Quargoth.
Quargoth seems to lose some dexterity.
The light blue glow leaves Quargoth.
The deep blue glow leaves Quargoth.
The bright luminescence fades from around Quargoth.

A young halfling scurries off screaming, "Kontii has committed murder!"

Kelyna is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 54 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Impact removes the left hand in a spray of red mist!
She is stunned!
... 70 points of damage!
Fire completely surrounds Kelyna. Blood boils and heart stops.

* Kelyna drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Kelyna.
Kelyna seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Kelyna.
The deep blue glow leaves Kelyna.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Kelyna.
The bright luminescence fades from around Kelyna.
The light blue glow leaves Kelyna.
Wholenote is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 81 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Every bone in the left arm shattered and scattered about!
She is stunned!
... 45 points of damage!
Flame consumes Wholenote's right arm all the way to the shoulder.

* Wholenote drops dead at your feet!

The very powerful look leaves Wholenote.
The white light leaves Wholenote.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Wholenote and fade.
The deep blue glow leaves Wholenote.
The powerful look leaves Wholenote.
The light blue glow leaves Wholenote.
Rioghnach is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 36 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Blow to leg severs the Achilles tendon along with the rest of the leg!
Rioghnach screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
... 40 points of damage!
Left arm burnt away at elbow. Ointment won't help.
Minkus is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 61 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Every bone in the left arm shattered and scattered about!
He is stunned!
... 45 points of damage!
Flame consumes Minkus's right arm all the way to the shoulder.

* Minkus drops dead at your feet!

Minkus returns to normal color.
Minkus becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Minkus.
Minkus seems a bit less imposing.
Urkel is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 120 points of damage!

* Urkel drops dead at your feet!

Urkel becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Urkel.
Urkel no longer bristles with energy.
Urkel returns to normal color.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Urkel.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Urkel suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Urkel.
A luminescent aura fades from around Urkel.

A squeaky voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Halfling deputy!"

You are brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 99 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to abdomen breaks you almost in two!
Spell Strength (509) ended. [-15Str, -15PhysAS]
You feel your extra strength departing.
Spell Thurfel's Ward (503) ended. [-20DS]
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
(If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Kontii.)

A small halfling child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Halfling deputy.

Scintillar is brutally battered by the burning projectiles, taking 116 points of damage!

* Scintillar drops dead at your feet!

The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Scintillar.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Scintillar.
Scintillar seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Scintillar suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Scintillar becomes solid again.
Scintillar appears somehow different.

A squeaky voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Halfling deputy!"

DEAD>
Spell Minor Sanctuary (213) ended.
The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
DEAD>
Suddenly, frosty white lightning lashes in all directions from a point in midair. A rift opens at that singular point, and Sereg steps out of the rift. Twisting magical energy halos him for a moment before fading away as the rift vanishes.
DEAD>
A sinuous muted ochre abyran'sa slithers into the area.
DEAD>
Sereg says, "Eep."
DEAD>
The Yaocui disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
DEAD>
Lord Lulz just arrived.
DEAD>
Sereg removes a gold-capped orase runestaff from in his brown cloak.
DEAD>
Lord Lulz just went south.
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>

Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
DEAD>
Speaking in Guildspeak, the ghostly voice of Minkus says something you don't understand.
DEAD>
Great Lord Sereg just went north.
DEAD>
Agares just arrived.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Daefea says, "Well craps i guess he wasnae kiddins."
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
Tsarion just arrived.
DEAD>
A sinuous muted ochre abyran'sa slithers out of the area.
DEAD>
Tsarion just went east.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Minkus says, "Wow."
DEAD>

Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Quargoth says, "What the ."
DEAD>'no he wasn't
You say, "No he wasn't."
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Yaocui says, "Wow. pretty."
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Urkel says, "So much for spelling up."
DEAD>
A sleek arctic fox pads in.
DEAD>
A grey wolf pads in.
DEAD>

Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
DEAD>
Agares gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Daefea says, "Jus another example of kontii...beins trouble."
DEAD>

Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
DEAD>look
Agares says, "What travestys."
DEAD>
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a grey wolf, a sleek arctic fox, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it and a blanket of snow.
Also here: Agares, the body of Beourne who is lying down, the body of Great Lord Slivacki who is lying down, the body of Daefea who is lying down, the body of Ursine who is lying down, the body of Yaocui who is lying down, the body of Lord Quargoth who is lying down, the body of Kelyna who is lying down, the body of Great Lady Wholenote who is lying down, a stunned Rioghnach who is lying down, the body of Minkus who is lying down, the body of Urkel who is lying down, the body of Scintillar who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
DEAD>
Agares just went south.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Yaocui says, "There's a wizard out there that owes me some strength."
DEAD>
Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Wholenote says, "What the..."
DEAD>
Urgoyle just arrived.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
Phyrn just arrived.
DEAD>
A cunning sunburst spirit floats in, following Urgoyle.
DEAD>
You feel the mind of Orpius touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.
Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
DEAD>
Kaedra gestures at Rioghnach.
Nothing happens.
DEAD>
Rioghnach appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
Rioghnach concentrates.
Rioghnach looks a lot better.
DEAD>
An irritable mountain spirit floats in, following Kaedra.
DEAD>
Lord Lulz just arrived.
DEAD>
Rioghnach exclaims, "Whoa!"
DEAD>
Kaedra raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
DEAD>
Kaedra gestures at Beourne.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Beourne, then fades into the body.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Daefea says, "Stupids meteors."
DEAD>
Rioghnach says, "What was that."
DEAD>
Drevihyin just strode in.
DEAD>
Grand Lady Silversoft just arrived.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Quargoth says, "Theres a wizard out the that owes me a deed ."
DEAD>

Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
DEAD>
Rioghnach stands up.
DEAD>
Drevihyin changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
DEAD>
Silversoft begins to look a little better.
DEAD>
Drevihyin skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 13m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
DEAD>
Kaedra reaches down and tenderly cradles Slivacki's lifeless hand in hers.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Wholenote asks, "Who... what?"
DEAD>
Speaking quietly to Quargoth, Urgoyle says, "Not a wizard, buddy."
DEAD>
Kaedra reaches down and tenderly cradles Daefea's lifeless hand in hers.
DEAD>
A hollow, resonating growl echoes from the spirit of Daefea.
DEAD>
Silversoft grabs Daefea's body and drags it north.
DEAD>
Tollyfrock just arrived.
DEAD>
Lulz smiles and throws his arms skyward!
DEAD>
Kaedra's group blurs into a white fog and vanishes!
DEAD>
Rioghnach appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
Rioghnach concentrates.
Rioghnach looks a lot better.
DEAD>'there is no wizard that owes anyone anything
You say, "There is no wizard that owes anyone anything."
DEAD>
Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

Tollyfrock is struck by a burning projectile, taking 25 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Tollyfrock drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Tollyfrock.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

Olamena is struck by a burning projectile, taking 29 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to chest make you wish you never heard of heartburn.
She is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Olamena drops dead at your feet!

Olamena seems to lose some internal strength.
The deep blue glow leaves Olamena.
Olamena returns to normal color.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Olamena.
Olamena becomes solid again.
Olamena is no longer moving so silently.
The air about Olamena stops shimmering.
Olamena seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The light blue glow leaves Olamena.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Olamena.
The bright luminescence fades from around Olamena.

A young halfling scurries off screaming, "Kontii has committed murder!"

Lulz is struck by a burning projectile, taking 29 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Lulz's left arm to expand and snap. That must hurt!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!
Rioghnach is struck by a burning projectile, taking 16 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Rioghnach's right leg to expand and snap. That must hurt!
She is knocked to the ground!
She is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left hand!
DEAD>
Grand Lady Silversoft just arrived.
DEAD>
Phyrn rummages around in his pockets.
DEAD>
Drevihyin strides away moving north.
DEAD>'it wasn't a wizard
DEAD>
You say, "It wasn't a wizard."
DEAD>
Silversoft begins to look a little better.
DEAD>
Phyrn loses a thorny barrier.
DEAD>
Silversoft tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
Speaking quietly to Lulz, Urgoyle says, "Haha."
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
Silversoft tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
DEAD>
Phyrn blinks.
DEAD>
The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.
DEAD>
Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

Phyrn is struck by a burning projectile, taking 28 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades. Youch!
He is stunned!
... 7 points of damage!
Blow grazes right leg.
Lulz is struck by a burning projectile, taking 21 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Flames incinerate right arm to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.

* Lulz drops dead at your feet!

A luminescent aura fades from around Lulz.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Lulz.
Lulz becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Lulz.
The powerful look leaves Lulz.
The dim aura fades from around Lulz.
Lulz seems a bit less imposing.
Lulz appears somehow different.
The air about Lulz stops shimmering.
The air calms down around Lulz.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Lulz suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Lulz.
Lulz glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Lulz no longer bristles with energy.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Lulz.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

Rioghnach is struck by a burning projectile, taking 11 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Flames cook Rioghnach's abdomen. Looks about medium well.

* Rioghnach drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Rioghnach.
The dim aura fades from around Rioghnach.
The deep blue glow leaves Rioghnach.
The air calms down around Rioghnach.

A young halfling scurries off screaming, "Kontii has committed murder!"

DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Wholenote says, "Good gods, swear, I never drinks again."
DEAD>
The fiery red Lulz disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Ursine raspily says, "Geez."
DEAD>
A warm glow begins to emanate from Lulz's body.
DEAD>
Silversoft grabs Rioghnach's body and drags it north.
DEAD>
Spell Minor Sanctuary (213) ended.
The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Olamena says, "Well that was lovely."
DEAD>
You see a wave of energy emanate from Lulz toward Yaocui. It coalesces around his body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around the body.
DEAD>
Speaking quietly to Lulz, Urgoyle says, "You shouldn't have come dancy."
DEAD>
The arctic fox pads around the area.
DEAD>chat to orp dice of fate I had no idea they did that
You focus on transmitting your thought.
DEAD>look
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see an irritable mountain spirit that is flying around, a cunning sunburst spirit that is flying around, a grey wolf, a sleek arctic fox, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it and a blanket of snow.
Also here: the body of Tollyfrock who is lying down, the body of Olamena who is lying down, the body of Lord Lulz who is lying down, Urgoyle, the body of Beourne who is lying down, the body of Ursine who is lying down, the body of Yaocui who is lying down, the body of Lord Quargoth who is lying down, the body of Kelyna who is lying down, the body of Great Lady Wholenote who is lying down, the body of Minkus who is lying down, the body of Urkel who is lying down, the body of Scintillar who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
DEAD>
A disheveled grey fox pads in.
DEAD>
Drevihyin just strode in.
DEAD>
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 1h 04m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
The grey fox begins to carefully observe its surroundings.
DEAD>
Drevihyin strides away moving north.
DEAD>group open
Your group status is now open.
DEAD>
The grey fox glances around the area, its eyes gleaming intelligently.
DEAD>look
The ghostly voice of Quargoth says, "Who did what."
DEAD>
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a disheveled grey fox, an irritable mountain spirit that is flying around, a cunning sunburst spirit that is flying around, a grey wolf, a sleek arctic fox, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it and a blanket of snow.
Also here: the body of Tollyfrock who is lying down, the body of Olamena who is lying down, the body of Lord Lulz who is lying down, Urgoyle, the body of Beourne who is lying down, the body of Ursine who is lying down, the body of Yaocui who is lying down, the body of Lord Quargoth who is lying down, the body of Kelyna who is lying down, the body of Great Lady Wholenote who is lying down, the body of Minkus who is lying down, the body of Urkel who is lying down, the body of Scintillar who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
DEAD>
The wall of force disappears from around Urgoyle.
DEAD>
Urgoyle gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Urgoyle gestures.
A wall of force surrounds Urgoyle.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Wholenote says, "When it stop raining."
DEAD>
The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Wholenote says, "Kontii, I thinks."
DEAD>
The arctic fox barks.
DEAD>
Spell Minor Sanctuary (213) ended.
The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Quargoth says, "Why."
DEAD>
Drakarm just arrived.
DEAD>
Drakarm just went east.
DEAD>
An irritable mountain spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Yaocui says, "Haha. someones going to pay a hefty fine."
DEAD>
Kaedra grabs Tollyfrock's body and drags it north.
DEAD>
The arctic fox sniffs at the air.
DEAD>
Agares just arrived.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Wholenote says, "Death dice? dunno."
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Scintillar says, "Well, that was interesting I have to say."
DEAD>
Drakarm just arrived.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
An irritable mountain spirit floats in, following Kaedra.
DEAD>
Kaedra just went north.
DEAD>
Drevihyin just strode in.
DEAD>
Mexlur just arrived.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
Wholenote just left.
DEAD>
Drakarm blinks.
DEAD>
Kaedra grabs Quargoth's body and drags it north.
DEAD>
Urgoyle traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Urgoyle gestures.
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 13m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
DEAD>
Drevihyin changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
DEAD>
Drevihyin skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
Nothing happens.
DEAD>
An irritable mountain spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
DEAD>'I knew It had been too long since I had died
You say, "I knew It had been too long since I had died."
DEAD>
You see a wave of energy emanate from Lulz toward Scintillar. It coalesces around his body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around the body.
DEAD>
You see a wave of energy emanate from Lulz toward Kelyna. It coalesces around her body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around the body.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
Kaedra just went north.
DEAD>
Drevihyin removes a white flask from in his spidersilk cloak.
DEAD>
You see a wave of energy emanate from Lulz toward you. It coalesces around your body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around your body.
(You sense that your soul has been bound to your body for 13 minutes longer.)
DEAD>
The arctic fox pads off.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Lulz.
Urgoyle takes Lulz's chest damage.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Lulz.
Urgoyle takes Lulz's left arm damage.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Lulz.
Urgoyle takes Lulz's right arm damage.
DEAD>
Drakarm removes a white flask from in his winter white greatcloak.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Lulz.
Urgoyle takes some of Lulz's blood loss.
DEAD>
Urgoyle begins to look a little better.
DEAD>
The ghostly laughter of Kelyna echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Lulz.
Urgoyle takes all of Lulz's blood loss.
DEAD>
Urgoyle murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Urgoyle concentrates.
Urgoyle's right arm looks better.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Yaocui says, "Thank you for the LK."
DEAD>
You see a wave of energy emanate from Lulz toward Ursine. It coalesces around his body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around the body.
DEAD>
Drevihyin forces Scintillar's mouth open, and pours in a small amount from his white flask.
DEAD>
Urgoyle murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Urgoyle concentrates.
Urgoyle's chest looks better.
DEAD>
Agares put an elegant rhimar longsword in his scabbard.
DEAD>
Agares removes a white flask from in his herb pouch.
DEAD>
Agares asks, "Anyone not kept?"
DEAD>
Agares slings a dark mithril target shield over his shoulder.
DEAD>
Niqk just arrived.
DEAD>
Drevihyin quietly asks, "Anyone not kept?"
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Kelyna says, "Me."
DEAD>
A cunning sunburst spirit grins innocently as a bright halo of wispy yellow light forms around its head.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Minkus says, "I don't think i am."
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Kelyna says, "I think."
DEAD>
Kaedra reaches down and tenderly cradles Scintillar's lifeless hand in hers.
DEAD>
Urgoyle begins to look a little better.
DEAD>chat to kont you should warn me to be standing first!
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Urgoyle murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Urgoyle concentrates.
Urgoyle's chest looks better.
DEAD>
Kaedra reaches down and tenderly cradles Yaocui's lifeless hand in hers.
DEAD>
An irritable mountain spirit floats in, following Kaedra.
DEAD>
Kaedra reaches down and tenderly cradles Kelyna's lifeless hand in hers.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Urkel says, "Me neither."
DEAD>
Agares forces Kelyna's mouth open, and pours in a small amount from his white flask.
DEAD>
Mexlur just went east.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Beourne says, "Not sure if I been kept yet."
DEAD>
Urgoyle appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Urgoyle concentrates.
Urgoyle looks a lot better.
DEAD>
The grey fox seems to lose interest in its surroundings.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Olamena.
Urgoyle takes Olamena's back damage.
DEAD>
Agares forces Beourne's mouth open, and pours in a small amount from his white flask.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Olamena.
Urgoyle takes Olamena's neck damage.
DEAD>
Drevihyin forces Minkus's mouth open, and pours in a small amount from his white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Minkus, then fades into the body.
DEAD>
Urgoyle murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Urgoyle concentrates.
Urgoyle's neck looks better.
DEAD>
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Urgoyle.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Olamena.
Urgoyle takes Olamena's chest damage.
DEAD>
Jeril just arrived.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Olamena.
Urgoyle takes all of Olamena's blood loss.
DEAD>
Drakarm forces Beourne's mouth open, and pours in a small amount from his white flask.
DEAD>
Urgoyle begins to look better as the cuts on his right arm close and the bruises fade.
DEAD>speak to
Kaedra reaches down and tenderly cradles Urkel's lifeless hand in hers.
DEAD>
Jeril rocks back on his heels.
DEAD>
Urgoyle meditates over Yaocui.
Urgoyle takes Yaocui's head damage.
DEAD>
Kaedra's group blurs into a white fog and vanishes!
DEAD>
Agares says, "Anyone else? Speak, restless spirits."
DEAD>
Speaking to Jeril, you ask, "Drag me to the worker?"
DEAD>
The wall of force disappears from around Urgoyle.
DEAD>
Kaedra just arrived.
DEAD>
Jeril appears to be preparing to attempt dragging you.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Ursine raspily asks, "Help?"
DEAD>
Jeril is trying to drag you. If you want to prevent this type "GROUP CLOSE".
Jeril grabs you and drags you west.

[Khariz]

Good stuff!

[AestheticDeath]

do quote tags instead of code.. easier to read

[Izzy]

People are retarded, jesus. First, it isn't that hard to run away from a meteor swarm, it takes plenty long to build up. Second, lol@the idiots blaming a wizard, and not knowing what happened even though it's very obvious. Still, very awesome.

[Sthrockmorton]

People are retarded, jesus. First, it isn't that hard to run away from a meteor swarm, it takes plenty long to build up. Second, lol@the idiots blaming a wizard, and not knowing what happened even though it's very obvious. Still, very awesome.

In their defense, the vast majority of the population has never seen a meteor swarm.... So they had no idea what was going on.

[Fallen]

The one time spamming RUN is appropriate in character and out is an accidental cast of Meteor Swarm. That was warning enough.

[Izzy]

In their defense, the vast majority of the population has never seen a meteor swarm.... So they had no idea what was going on.

You'd think that the "RUN!" x 50 would have been a hint to at least a few people.

[Sthrockmorton]

This is wild... I think the GM's toyed with the dice while it was in the constables box last night. Especially since one of them talked to me about them...

A 4 is no longer meteor swarm....

-----------------------------------

You shake the obsidian dice and throw them on the ground.
The dice bounce a few times and come to rest on 3 and 1.
A void rips open in the area, close enough for you to take serious notice of it.
Debris slams into your head!
+22 Hits.
Stunned for 10 rounds!

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.

[Rimalon]

Wow. I should just keep casting Meteor Swarm in crowded places until they replace 525 with something usable.

[Bobmuhthol]

That's fucking retarded.

[bubbauno]

No indoors it's implosion and outdoors it's meteor swarm

[Sthrockmorton]

No indoors it's implosion and outdoors it's meteor swarm
Thanks

[AestheticDeath]

hah, why didn't anyone mention that before?

Don't use it at a table full of boxs and loot.

[bubbauno]

Focused implosion at yourself not open implosion

[Sthrockmorton]

Focused implosion at yourself not open implosion

Not sure how it didnt kill me, honestly. No armor on.

[Furrowfoot]

>>You softly exclaim, "Run!"

Perma-tones FTL.

[The Ponzzz]

Actually, the armor being off is most likely what saved you due to not having any mods to the mobility penalty.

[Sthrockmorton]

>>You softly exclaim, "Run!"

Perma-tones FTL.

Ehhh, my character speaks in a soft-tone 90% of the time. It's a part of who he is, so the tone fits him.

Granted it wasn't right for the situation, and your point is taken, but the last thing I was really worried about was changing it when I was telling people to run.

[Khariz]

Ehhh, my character speaks in a soft-tone 90% of the time. It's a part of who he is, so the tone fits him.

Granted it wasn't right for the situation, and your point is taken, but the last thing I was really worried about was changing it when I was telling people to run.

I ran!

[Sthrockmorton]

I ran!

You saw it coming... Didn't even need the warning!

And don't act like you didnt load the dice before you handed them to me!