theotherjohn
12-26-2003, 10:50 PM
Various townsfolk have witnessed the hand of justice arrest slapping suspects silly after just one offense. When it was made clear that even the manner of arrest was in fact an assault upon said suspects, the constable quickly announced that minor forms of assault, such as SLAPPING, KICKING, and a few others, now will require multiple offenses to be worthy of judicial attention. Townspeople responded everywhere by finding their most hated neighbor and walloping them a good one.