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Keller
05-19-2008, 09:46 PM
Robert Horry. The dirtiest player in sports. Period.

Someone tell Iron Mike to quit making shitty bio-pics and start taping himself sucker-punching earth's sleeziest people.

Who would YOU love to see sucker punched by Mike Tyson?

Celephais
05-19-2008, 09:54 PM
Oh my god, I would love if they had some reality show where you could call in and vote for people to get sucker punched by Mike Tyson....

but the twist is that Mike Tyson goes to their house and punches all the assholes who actually call into reality TV shows... they could have some fine print or something that says "by calling into this you agree to have Mike Tyson punch you in the face... and some customers may have their dicks ripped off". Oh and then he bursts through the walls of neighboring recording studios and asks whatever random celebrity that's there a random common knowledge questions that any asshole should know, and if they don't get it right he jabs em in the jib.

Trouble
05-19-2008, 09:58 PM
For me, I would love MT to sucker punch my last two bosses. Both were so paranoid that I would take their jobs that they forgot I was only a contractor. I got paid 20-60k more than them and had ZERO interest in taking their jobs. Fuckheads.

diethx
05-19-2008, 10:01 PM
Oh my god, I would love if they had some reality show where you could call in and vote for people to get sucker punched by Mike Tyson....

but the twist is that Mike Tyson goes to their house and punches all the assholes who actually call into reality TV shows... they could have some fine print or something that says "by calling into this you agree to have Mike Tyson punch you in the face... and some customers may have their dicks ripped off". Oh and then he bursts through the walls of neighboring recording studios and asks whatever random celebrity that's there a random common knowledge questions that any asshole should know, and if they don't get it right he jabs em in the jib.

I hate reality tv, but i'd totally watch that.

Miscast
05-19-2008, 10:02 PM
Emeradan?

SolitareConfinement
05-19-2008, 10:10 PM
i wish mike tyson would sucker punch paris hilton