Dear Durfin

[Stretch]

You owe me 1M.

The boat left at 11:30 EST.

It's 12:01 EST and it hasn't docked yet.

:)

[halfling]

dumbest fucking thread i've witnessed.

[halfling]

and durf of all people...
god i hope you're as drunk as close to a fuck as i will ever give you are as sephardoc (jewdpuchebaggerish) as ct claims your ass is

[Danical]

and durf of all people...
god i hope you're as drunk as close to a fuck as i will ever give you are as sephardoc (jewdpuchebaggerish) as ct claims your ass is

are you on drugs?

[Durgrimst]

I don't know this situation

But... Durfin has been an outstanding merchant all the times I have dealt with him

[AestheticDeath]

Don't post when your drunk Durg!

[Durgrimst]

Damn you AD, I won't ever AIM you when I am drunk either.

Asshole

lol

[Drisco]

I don't know this situation

But... Durfin has been an outstanding merchant all the times I have dealt with him

Aha that made me laugh..


Who the fuck is that Halfling skank?

[Durgrimst]

I am no halfling....

And not a skank at all.

[Drisco]

I am no halfling....

And not a skank at all.


Okay.. Why you may be niether, you are a sure fire retard :P


Halfling as in the poster halfling. I think you are drunk.

[Drunken Durfin]

He claimed that the boat trip from the Landing to Teras took 30 - 45 minutes. I never remembered it taking near that long when I was mapping the boat, so for fun I put a million on the bet.

Start Time: 22:33
End Time: 23:05

Elapsed Time: 32 minutes

Yeah. I lost the bet. You can find me on Teras this morning to collect.


>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:33 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

You hear the captain shout, "All hands to quarters!"
>tipe
Please rephrase that command.
>time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:33 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

You hear the captain shout, "Cast off fore and aft!"

"Set the t'gallants! Brace 'em 'round!"
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:34 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>look gang
I could not find what you were referring to.

The ship drifts away from the dock, born down river by the current and the ebbing tide.

You hear a cheerful voice from nearby yelling, "Come to Twilight Hall to test your luck and smarts in Trash or Treasure! The game will begin at ten elven at the rune-carved fieldstone house at the northwest corner of town."

>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:35 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Spell Strength (509) ended. [-15Str, -15PhysAS]
You feel your extra strength departing.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:36 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

The other docks and moored shipping are left behind as the Glaesen Star gains way and heads for the harbor's seagates.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:37 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:38 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

The harbor guard towers slide past, the spar of the main yard missing the sloping roofs by just a hands-breadth or two on either side.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:39 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

The ship begins a more pronounced rise and fall as she passes from the sheltered waters of the harbor to the open waters of the bay.
Femereff just arrived.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:40 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Femereff removes a silver locker manifest from in her silver plumed cloak.
Femereff examines her locker manifest carefully.

"Port tack! Brace up the yards!" shouts the captain, and the crew haul on ropes to swing the yards around so the sails catch the west wind.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:41 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

As more sail is set the press of wind against canvas makes the ship heel more and more to starboard.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:42 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Femereff just left.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:43 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

The jagged dorsal ridge of a large seathrak flashes briefly through the water to starboard.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:44 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Land ho!" comes a shout from the masthead, "Northern headland of th' bay off th' port bow!"
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:45 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Haul of haul!" shouts the captain, "Stand by to come about!"
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:46 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Helm a-lee! Let go the headsheets!" shouts the captain.

Crew members work quickly to haul the ship's yards around as the bow swings from northwest to southwest. As the yards are turned in succession the sails fill with the west wind and the ship leans under the press of canvas. The Glaesen Star surges ahead on her new course.

As the 'Star settles on her new heading the press of canvas makes her heel as far to port as she did to starboard earlier.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:47 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:48 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:49 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:50 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:51 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

You notice that the water has become a brighter, deeper blue, and the greyness has faded from it.

A sailor holds up a cameo ring and shows it to his comrades.

"Recognize it?" he asks.

"Sure, that's Relnak's, ain't it?"

"Yep, was," replies the first sailor, "I bought it offa the dwarf that brought it in. Relnak bragged he was gonna get rich huntin' sand devils, but the dwarf said all that was left of him was blood an' guts an' a finger with this ring on it."

The sailors fall silent.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:52 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:53 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:54 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Krethor got took right off the main yard by that felstorm," says one crewman to another. "Some thought he was the one that knifed ol' Simms fer that pouch of pearls he was hoardin'."
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:55 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:56 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.
Femereff just arrived.
Femereff examines her locker manifest carefully.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:57 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Black clouds!" comes a shout from the masthead, "Off the port bow!"

A towering thunderhead of black clouds and flashing lightning comes into view dead ahead.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:58 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Land ho!" comes a shout from the masthead, "Off the starboard bow!"
Femereff examines her locker manifest carefully.
Femereff examines her locker manifest carefully.

A verdant island crowned by a smoking volcano slides slowly over the horizon ahead. As the ship sails on you can discern a second mountain south of the first and the mouth of a river just north of the stationary felstorm.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 22:59 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"HAUL OF HAUL!" shouts the captain, "STAND BY TO COME ABOUT!"

Every crew member on deck and in the rigging tenses as the ship continues sailing straight toward the storm. Lightning flashes, thunder rolls, and the screams and wails of tormented souls carries on the wind.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 23:00 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

"Helm a-lee! Let go the headsheets!" shouts the captain, and the helmsman spins the wheel to turn the ship across the wind.

Crew members work frantically to haul the ship's yards around as the bow swings from southwest to northwest.

As the swirling maelstrom of blackness seems sure to envelop the ship, her bow swings toward the wide river mouth to the west, and the howling madness of the felstorm slides past the port beam and then around to the stern.

The crew seems to relax and breaths a collective sigh of relief.

As the yards are turned in succession the sails fill and the ship heels under the press of canvas and surges ahead on the new course.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 23:01 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

Dark cliffs rise sharply to port, the felstorm clinging to their seaward face. Drear and forbidding, rather than majestic, the vegetation that covers everything else seems to avoid it. Several dark openings near the cliffs' summit remind you of catacombs or of the empty eyesockets of skulls.
Femereff's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 20m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
The mirror images surrounding Femereff undulate and grow stronger.
Femereff renews her songs.

A solid wall of greenery crowds down to the river's edge to starboard. The verdant rise of a ridgeline to the north is only broken by a stone road that parallels the river.

Ahead the river bends to the south, and the captain shouts orders for the crew to turn the ship.

Above the ridgeline to the north, the smoking peak of the volcano can be seen, and bright flecks of molten lava flash briefly against the dark stone of its lower slopes.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 23:02 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

As the ship sails south up the river, canyon walls close in along either bank. The roofs of houses peek above stone walls between the canyon walls ahead, and the southern mountain rises close behind them.

"Furl the main course! Lets get some of the way off her!" you hear the captain shout, and his voice echoes off the canyon walls.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 23:03 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

Sailing through the town itself, a dwarven rock garden slides by on the port side. To starboard, the ship passes a wharf stacked high with barrels and casks of every imaginable size, marking the building beyond it as a brewery.

Ahead on the port bank stands a magnificent, pearl-grey building inlaid with gold and crimson glaes.

The river splits around an island directly ahead, and the captain gives orders to take the western fork. The crew competently turns the ship, bringing it past a massive grey stone building on the east bank.
>Time
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 23:04 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

The shipping and docks are visible ahead, but a tall tower on the island to the east draws the eye: it stands like a sentinel above the surrounding town.

The captain shouts orders, and mooring lines snake out from workers upon the dock to waiting crewmen aboard. The ship slows as the last sails are furled, and the mooring lines are drawn taut and securely fastened.
>go gang
[Copper Avenue, West Docks]
Clanging bells, steam whistles and hoarse dwarven shouts crowd the air of this busy port. Squat ferryboats wallow in from a gaping hole in the mountain just to the south. They are piled high with lumps of raw ore and pick-bearing dwarves. A large building to the northwest belches forth great clouds of black soot, and everything here has a layer of grime. You also see the Glaesen Star, a burly dwarven dockhand, a gangplank, a stout dwarven dockworker, the Glaesen Star ticket office and a chiseled granite sign.
Obvious paths: north, south
The dwarven dockworker hauls a crate from one stack to another.
>time
Femereff just came down a gangplank.
Today is Niiman, day 15 of the month Ivastaen in the year 5108. It is 23:05 by the elven time standard. It is currently late evening.

[Stretch]

dumbest fucking thread i've witnessed.


and durf of all people...
god i hope you're as drunk as close to a fuck as i will ever give you are as sephardoc (jewdpuchebaggerish) as ct claims your ass is

I'm speechless.

[halfling]

Halfling as in the poster halfling. I think you are drunk.

haha i dont even know why i got on here after a blackout drunk ass drive home from bar/party (whatever i did).
so yes, i do agree with my drunk ass saying this thread was pointless, but do not understand what i was trying to say after that.

[Stanley Burrell]

<---- Is an eighth jewpushdbag sephordim. LAWLZ. It's called Arabic. Only Moroccan, d'oh.

Also, I never understood why being anti-Jewish is "anti-Semitic" since Ashkenaz aren't dark Jews of the brown Sith. Also, twice a shit I never gave.



Also-also, Manoshevitz berry flavors taste like the AIDS. Train hobo muskatel is deliciouser. And fruity wines, in general, are comprised of much zymurgistic anal of suck.

I mean, seriously, where else was this thread going?

[halfling]

i wanna be a jew so i can make funnys like the dentist in seinfeld. how do i convert? :P

but this thread never deserved creation.

::rapes self::

[Stanley Burrell]

<<i wanna be a jew so i can make funnys like the dentist in seinfeld. how do i convert? :P>>

Just like converting to any other religion, it involves the consumption of much inebriating substances, or at least maintaining the somewhat equal mental a(e)ffect, which you've got down pretty pat. So before you go raping yourself, find an altar boy and ask yourself, "Do I really want to be a dentist?"

Oh; and you have to drink the blood of ten thousand Christians, while circumcising the remainder of female Africa.

And. Remember that scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm you never watched where Larry David is feigning Orthodox Judaism in order to get a kidney donation from the Rabbinate for Richard Lewis? It's nothing like that.

Btw, set your goals higher if you want to accomplish anything in this life. You need to start raping folks besides yourself. Austrian incest man, incest.

When I go to the Hell I don't believe in, I will do an Auschwitz ghetto handshake with Satan.

[Methais]

and durf of all people...
god i hope you're as drunk as close to a fuck as i will ever give you are as sephardoc (jewdpuchebaggerish) as ct claims your ass is

Angry much?

[diethx]

are you on drugs?


Angry much?

Just dumbshit.

[Furrowfoot]

after a blackout drunk ass drive home from bar/party (whatever i did).

Just dumbshit.

:yeahthat:

[halfling]

i was wasted, fuck off.

[Tisket]

i was wasted, fuck off.

And driving.

Should change your handle to "Halfwit".

[Drunken Durfin]

For the record, I paid up a couple of days ago.

[halfling]

the majority of people who drink, also drive while drunk.

and that's all i really got... i know its not smart, responsible, or excusable. but i do it anyway.
alcohol doesn't help with sound decision-making, after all.

[Furrowfoot]

Edited because I was non-constructive, and too personal - both ways.

[halfling]

did i throw those excuses in there? or did i say i know its not smart, responsible, or excusable?
and just because you found one person who admitted to drinking and driving on here that you can talk shit to about it, doesn't mean a fuckload of other posters dont.
so, shitty that you are that kid. but dont fucking blame me for it.
and just because you call me an idiot or throw your fucking guilt trip of a story at me, does not mean i am going to change or give a fuck.
this thread shouldn't even be alive anymore, Durfin said he paid up. so fucking make a new thread if you feel you need to talk some more shit about the decisions i make.
otherwise, for the second time... fuck off.

[diethx]

the majority of people who drink, also drive while drunk.

and that's all i really got... i know its not smart, responsible, or excusable. but i do it anyway.
alcohol doesn't help with sound decision-making, after all.

I hope the person you end up killing while driving drunk is someone close to you, like your father or sister, you dumb little punk.

[halfling]

yeah, since i am guaranteed to kill someone?
you fucking morons act like i do it all the time. yeah, occasionally i drink to much and black out and make an uninhibited decision to drive. im not the only person who does this. you act like every time im behind the wheel of my car i am wasted.
so fuck you, go flip your bearded clam to your 'cant get dick' magazines.
and i hope a drunk driver kills you for you saying some stupid ass shit like that.

[Fallen]

Welcome to the Player's Corner. Apparently we are very anti Drunk Driving.

[diethx]

yeah, since i am guaranteed to kill someone?
you fucking morons act like i do it all the time. yeah, occasionally i drink to much and black out and make an uninhibited decision to drive. im not the only person who does this. you act like every time im behind the wheel of my car i am wasted.
so fuck you, go flip your bearded clam to your 'cant get dick' magazines.
and i hope a drunk driver kills you for you saying some stupid ass shit like that.

Congratulations. You're officially more fucking stupid than Ismurii. That's a true feat, you should be proud enough to stick your face under a running lawnmower.

You can cry and whine and try to justify your actions any way you want, because it still comes down to the fact that you risk the lives of everyone who's unfortunate enough to come in contact with you when you drink and drive. Oh, boohoo, because other people drink and drive, that means it's okay for you to do too! Newsflash dumbfuck, it's not okay for ANYONE to drink and drive. And believe me, it's better off that YOU lose a family member to your own stupid hand than someone who's smart enough not to drink and drive.

[halfling]

Welcome to the Player's Corner. Apparently we are very anti Drunk Driving.

apparently. and i am seemingly the only one who people here know that actually does occasionally drink and drive.

who else is a fucking idiot that diethx can wish a tragedy on?
im not a bad person, i just make the occasional bad decision. i guess i deserve to accidentally kill my family now.

[halfling]

its got nothing to do with being smart enough. its got to do with being sober enough to make a rational decision.

its not good for anyone to die by the hand of a drunk driver, my family, your family, or anyones fucking family. so you shouldnt wish that at all and assume i am going to kill anyone.

[Tisket]

You deserve to die for not using capitalization.

[diethx]

apparently. and i am seemingly the only one who people here know that actually does occasionally drink and drive.

who else is a fucking idiot that diethx can wish a tragedy on?
im not a bad person, i just make the occasional bad decision. i guess i deserve to accidentally kill my family now.

So, not only do you fail at life, but you also fail at reading comprehension. I never said your family deserves to die. I said I hope that when you kill someone, it ends up being someone close to you so you can really feel the pain of your actions ;)

[diethx]

its got nothing to do with being smart enough. its got to do with being sober enough to make a rational decision.

its not good for anyone to die by the hand of a drunk driver, my family, your family, or anyones fucking family. so you shouldnt wish that at all and assume i am going to kill anyone.

Gee, I guess you could always not put yourself in a situation where you make irrational decisions huh, dumbass?

[halfling]

you are fabulous with your pessimistic assumption i am actually going to kill someone.
if i do, i hope its you for dragging this bullshit convo out.
and thats the only reason.

i drink, i drive, im an idiot, i cant comprehend the english language as well as others, can we get over this yet?
no one is learning anything.

[halfling]

You deserve to die for not using capitalization.

i am anti-caps4life.

[Tisket]

no one is learning anything.

I'm learning that sometimes I side with diethx. Which makes me hate you more, Halfwit.

[Tisket]

i am anti-caps4life.


Ahh, another e.e. cummings. Noted.

[ViridianAsp]

you are fabulous with your pessimistic assumption i am actually going to kill someone.

Don't worry, if you don't kill someone, your ass will get nabbed by the cops, you'll get fucked on that one buddy.

Do it enough you'll get your license suspended and you get thrown in jail, yeah that sounds really awesome, doesn't it?

[halfling]

Don't worry, if you don't kill someone, your ass will get nabbed by the cops, you'll get fucked on that one buddy.

Do it enough you'll get your license suspended and you get thrown in jail, yeah that sounds really awesome, doesn't it?

are you a master of stating the obvious?

and no, it doesn't sound awesome. it sounds fucking fantastic. i know people who have gotten a d.u.i. as i am sure most of us do. and yeah it fucks your life over for a good period of time.

but i'd appreciate you all stop barking in my fucking face about shit i already know.
i've already said i know its stupid and wrong, and i don't drink and drive as much as you all obviously are assuming i do.
if you don't like me for that reason then so be it... but goddamn i've heard enough.

[diethx]

but i'd appreciate you all stop barking in my fucking face about shit i already know.
i've already said i know its stupid and wrong, and i don't drink and drive as much as you all obviously are assuming i do.
if you don't like me for that reason then so be it... but goddamn i've heard enough.

No one's barking in your fucking face, dumbass. We're typing on a forum. If you don't like reading what other people have to say about how fucking stupid you are, close your browser. Otherwise, STFU and deal with it, because you asked for it by bringing this shit up in the first place.

P.S.: no one's making assumptions about how often you drink and drive. Once is enough to be a dumbfuck like you.

[halfling]

i hope a sober driver kills you.

[diethx]

http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/PhotoChop/red_dumbass.jpg

[halfling]

lol i <3 red

[Latrinsorm]

but dont fucking blame me for it.Why would anyone blame you for your own decisions? It's inconceivable!

[The Ponzzz]

My friend Megan died in 2001 due to a drunk driver. The driver got 10 years. Regardless of what you've done in the past, please don't do it anymore. Taxis aren't all that expensive, nor are shithole hotels.

[TheEschaton]

I wasn't reading this thread because I thought it was about a bet about how long the boat takes, but yeah, driving drunk once is one too many times. I know people who've been killed by drunk drivers and it really is a waste.

The worst part of it is that everyone KNOWS they shouldn't drive while drunk, but do it anyways. To me, that's worse than killing someone with a knife in the heat of passion. Fucking dumbass. Go die in a fire.

-TheE-

[landy]

Bet just about every single person in here flaming Halfling has had a night where they drove home over the limit.

[diethx]

Then you would be....

http://www.zippoc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg

[CrystalTears]

Bet just about every single person in here flaming Halfling has had a night where they drove home over the limit.
But I bet many of them weren't proud of that fact, and not reveling it like halfling is.

[diethx]

I dunno about anyone else, but i've never driven drunk. Not even once. Because I have both a brain that functions and a concern for other living things.

[thefarmer]

I never have, and now that I can't drink I'm the permanent DD in the group.

[diethx]

Why can't you drink?

[landy]

But I bet many of them weren't proud of that fact, and not reveling it like halfling is.

Agreed, but then many of them are much, much, much, much older than halfling. Like diethx. Super super old and crotchity.

[diethx]

I'm 26. I just have no sympathy or patience for idiots who risk the lives of others out of their own stupidity ;)

[CrystalTears]

Agreed, but then many of them are much, much, much, much older than halfling. Like diethx. Super super old and crotchity.
What's this much, much, much older bullshit? Is he 10?

Old people can barely drive anyway, and when they do, it's at 40 MPH. And they can't drink because it wouldn't mesh with their medication.

Idiot.

[halfling]

But I bet many of them weren't proud of that fact, and not reveling it like halfling is.

not proud or reveling, was trying to end this shit a long time ago. but you can only take so much redundant spewings of disgust towards me coming from diethx's dusty vagina.

[diethx]

Maybe you should be less repulsive if you don't want people to call you out on being that way.

[CrystalTears]

not proud or reveling, was trying to end this shit a long time ago. but you can only take so much redundant spewings of disgust towards me coming from diethx's dusty vagina.You were?


the majority of people who drink, also drive while drunk.

and that's all i really got... i know its not smart, responsible, or excusable. but i do it anyway.
alcohol doesn't help with sound decision-making, after all.

http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/cache/images/1173157056-487085-400x270-cartman.jpg

[diethx]

:heart: CT

[halfling]

http://www.nataliedee.com/072806/its-cute-to-be-a-hateful-little-shit.jpg

my admission.

[NocturnalRob]

http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/cache/images/1173157056-487085-400x270-cartman.jpg

whateva! whateva! i do what i want!

[Stanley Burrell]

Truckers on coke to speed up my fucking EBGames shipment ftw. I must play new GTA.

/jewpushdbaggery.

[ViridianAsp]

Bet just about every single person in here flaming Halfling has had a night where they drove home over the limit.


Not me, I don't drink at all. kthnx.

[Miss Ismurii]

not proud or reveling, was trying to end this shit a long time ago. but you can only take so much redundant spewings of disgust towards me coming from diethx's dusty vagina.

hahahaha oh wow. hahah.

I think that insult is gross but it made me laugh, a lot.

[Tisket]

Bet just about every single person in here flaming Halfling has had a night where they drove home over the limit.

Never. And yes, I do drink.

Also, it cracks me up that Halfwit thinks he has some say in when the PCers should stop commenting on a subject. Hahahaha. Priceless.

[halfling]

i dont give a fuck if i have a say or not. i guarantee you are fucking pansy ass fucking nerd in the real world anyway, at least here you can think you are cool. congrats.

[Tisket]

You don't give a fuck? Then why have you whined over and over about how everyone is picking on poor little you? And how we should all just leave you alone.

You are such a poseur.

[halfling]

i said i dont give a fuck if i have a say or not.
i'm bitching about you all keeping on my case because all you have to say has been said 80 fucking times, like i am going to listen to a bunch of fucking nerdy ass people and what you say will change who i am or what the fuck i do.
so yeah, poser? heh

fucking idiot.

[Tisket]

i said i dont give a fuck if i have a say or not.
i'm bitching about you all keeping on my case because all you have to say has been said 80 fucking times, like i am going to listen to a bunch of fucking nerdy ass people and what you say will change who i am or what the fuck i do.
so yeah, poser? heh

fucking idiot.

You are such a whiner. Seriously, I'm almost embarrassed for you. And I don't embarrass easily.

[diethx]

i said i dont give a fuck if i have a say or not.
i'm bitching about you all keeping on my case because all you have to say has been said 80 fucking times, like i am going to listen to a bunch of fucking nerdy ass people and what you say will change who i am or what the fuck i do.
so yeah, poser? heh

fucking idiot.

Didn't I tell you how you could make us stop commenting on your stupidity? It's called, close your fucking browser, dipshit. Since you're obviously so insanely cool in RL, why not just shut down the PC and go live your insanely cool life? We won't miss you, promise!

[Tisket]

He'd rather sit and hit refresh repeatedly in case anyone posts about him here.

[Daniel]

I love it when people come here to call other people nerdy.

[Tisket]

I am a nerd. It's like he called you "black".

[halfling]

you are the insult king. lmfao
you only get embarrassed when you try talkin to a chick.
you fucking pussy.

[Tisket]

Why does everyone think I'm a dude? It never fails...

[halfling]

oh and your bff go on a dietplznthx joined us. wonderful.
its another night of halfling bashing.

[diethx]

I love it when people come here to call other people nerdy.

Me too, it's comedy gold.


you are the insult king. lmfao
you only get embarrassed when you try talkin to a chick.
you fucking pussy.

That'd work, except she is female.

[Daniel]

Are you talking to me? As I'm pretty sure I'm the only male who has responded recently.

If so: Lolzer.

[halfling]

i bet you chicks would look hot standing next to this...
http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg

[diethx]

oh and your bff go on a dietplznthx joined us. wonderful.
its another night of halfling bashing.

You really suck at insults, much like you suck at life.

[halfling]

Are you talking to me? As I'm pretty sure I'm the only male who has responded recently.

If so: Lolzer.
i honestly didnt even read what you said.
but i'm sure it was pointful.

[Tisket]

I have better teeth.

[Tisket]

pointful.

You're drunk right now aren't you. Go take a drive. I'm sure there is a bridge abutment with your name on it somewhere out there.

[diethx]

Halfling's just upset because this guy has more brainpower than he does -

http://www.laurasteele.net/cvs/retard404.jpg

Also, pointful - not a word. Dumbfuck.

[Daniel]

Pointful?

Seriously???

[Daniel]

rofl @ three simaltaneous responses.

[halfling]

well you obviously understood what the fuck it meant.
you are all so fucking smart, you can edit my papers from now on.

[diethx]

rofl @ three simaltaneous responses.

x100

[Daniel]

I could, yes.

[diethx]

well you obviously understood what the fuck it meant.
you are all so fucking smart, you can edit my papers from now on.

Do we look like the special ed teacher at your school?

[halfling]

i'm sure you look more like a special ed student.

[Tisket]

I wonder who has the most uses of the word "fuck" in one thread on the PC.

[diethx]

i'm sure you look more like a special ed student.

So how you gonna get yourself out of that corner? Maybe you'll take my advice? Nice long vacation, yeah?

[halfling]

I wonder who has the most uses of the word "fuck" in one thread on the PC.

i am very profane. but i doubt i am not the leader in that category.

[diethx]

i am very profane. but i doubt i am not the leader in that category.

You doubt you're not the leader?

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/riker-facepalm.jpg

[halfling]

So how you gonna get yourself out of that corner? Maybe you'll take my advice? Nice long vacation, yeah?

there actually is no corner.
and i would love a vacation, school and bills aren't allowing it until the end of the summer.

[halfling]

lol, i doubt i am the leader.

[Tisket]

This seems to suit Halfwit:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/atrschool.jpg

[halfling]

anyway, apparently on these boards i come off a bit different than i do in real life. especially in this thread.
believe it or not i am tactful and personable. from now on i'll try not to say things that i do in real life that might contradict with the people of this forums morals and i wont have to double my post count by trying to defend myself.
i am done with this thread, slander on, or whatever the fuck you consider what you are doing. i am not apologizing, because i wasn't any less respectful than any of you. i am just sick of it.

maybe we can battle again some other time in another thread.

[thefarmer]

It's not slander if it's true...

[Methais]

I wonder who has the most uses of the word "fuck" in one thread on the PC.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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[Drunken Durfin]

That's it...I'm never making a bet with Edarrian again. This whole thread could have been avoided.

Gambling is evil, I understand this now Lord.

[TheEschaton]

LOL @ how cool Halfling thinks he is. Yup, all the cool kids get tanked and drive home. Maybe promoting such an idea will prevent Idiocracy from happening irl. Although they might take out some of us normal folks.

[diethx]

LOL @ how cool Halfling thinks he is. Yup, all the cool kids get tanked and drive home. Maybe promoting such an idea will prevent Idiocracy from happening irl. Although they might take out some of us normal folks.

Not if it's on a designated night where everyone else knows to stay home and off the roads. Okay so there will always be the risk of them running up into people's houses, but I still think it's worth it. For our future, and our children's future, and our children's children's future.

[Tisket]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Methais wins. Fuck.

[Stanley Burrell]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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Shit.

[Miss Ismurii]

All I got to say is, you guys a pretty hardcore.

And just because you don't like someone on the message board they automatically "SUCK AT LIFE" ??? Yeah, okayy...

[note: this was all typed with intentions of sarcasm]

[diethx]

And just because you don't like someone on the message board they automatically "SUCK AT LIFE" ??? Yeah, okayy...

No, you stupid trout. He sucks at life because he drinks and drives and brags about it on an internet message board. I wouldn't expect someone with a brain the size of a peanut to understand that, though. Okayyy?

[Miss Ismurii]

No, you stupid trout. He sucks at life because he drinks and drives and brags about it on an internet message board. I wouldn't expect someone with a brain the size of a peanut to understand that, though. Okayyy?

You actually told me that, which you have absolutely no reason to. At least not a good enough one.

[Fallen]

What?

[Xiandrena]

Okay good, I wasn't the only one completely bat shit confused by that.

[Clove]

anyway, apparently on these boards i come off a bit different than i do in real life. especially in this thread.
believe it or not i am tactful and personable. from now on i'll try not to say things that i do in real life that might be retarded, illegal and inexcusable...I've been drinking since I was a teenager and I've never driven after driving. It's not difficult. You don't become possessed by some spirit that urges you to do something that everyone has known is stupid, dangerous and illegal for 20 years. You have a choice, stop acting like a useless, childish little bitch and learn to make correct choices.

[Miss Ismurii]

I've been drinking since I was a teenager and I've never driven after driving. It's not difficult. You don't become possessed by some spirit that urges you to do something that everyone has known is stupid, dangerous and illegal for 20 years. You have a choice, stop acting like a useless, childish little bitch and learn to make correct choices.

Maybe he learned from his mistake?

[Xiandrena]

I know you've read this thread. He just drove drunk..what...not even two days ago? I can't see him having a *ding* moment between then, posting here, and now.

[Alfster]

Meh, I can't slam him for drunk driving...

:(

[diethx]

Meh, I can't slam him for drunk driving...

:(

You can slam him for being a fucking retard though. ;)

And no Xian you weren't, although she's almost habitually incoherent, so don't feel bad.

[Methais]

You know why people can't drive drunk? Because people don't learn how to drive drunk.

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[diethx]

I love that movie.