Rate your wife

[NocturnalRob]

oh, 1939...

http://www.apa.org/monitor/2008/05/images/maritalchart.jpg

[Bobmuhthol]

Apparently even the best wife is poor.

[Deathravin]

That must be the first page of a 100 question sheet or something.

My wife only scores 10 - 2 demerits. Damn red nailpolish.

[Daniel]

Apparently even the best wife is poor.

Correct

[diethx]

Man... I fail that test on so many levels.

[AnticorRifling]

My wife feeds me and is naked from time to time, what else do you really need?

[Stanley Burrell]

I like my hose with seams.

Keep ya hose in check.

[NocturnalRob]

I like my hose with seams.

Keep ya hose in check.

hahaha...when ya hose get out of line, you gotta come strong with the pimp hand

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a190/jamawalk2/Slapped-by-Glenn-Ford-640.jpg

[Deathravin]

Chris Rock's slightly revised chart:

http://members.cox.net/thedeathravin/Revised%20Marital%20Chart.JPG

[Celephais]

haha, awesome DR.

Yeah, having a Gay wife is key.

[Gan]

My wife feeds me and is naked from time to time, what else do you really need?

Proximity while naked. Doesnt count if you cant reach out and touch it.

[Methais]

Chris Rock's slightly revised chart:

http://members.cox.net/thedeathravin/Revised%20Marital%20Chart.JPG

That's the correct chart.

[Tisket]

I'm a negative 9. Is that bad?

[Clove]

I'm a negative 9. Is that bad?You're sure you're that high?

[Tisket]

Hush up.

[CrystalTears]

Holy shit I got 2. And I think my husband would even disagree on the 2.

[NocturnalRob]

Holy shit I got 2. And I think my husband would even disagree on the 2.

you can't score a 2. the only positive scores you can have are 3 or 1

[Clove]

you can't score a 2. the only positive scores you can have are 3 or 1Uh. How 'bout NO.

[NocturnalRob]

Uh. How 'bout NO.

how about you're a fucking math genius!! explain to me how you get a score of 2. please. fucking astonish me, Pythagoras

[Tisket]

lol who cares, she was making a joke, as was I. I didn't take the test. Surprise!

[Clove]

Good hostess. Has meals on time. 2 merits. No demerits. Retard.

[halfling]

you can't score a 2. the only positive scores you can have are 3 or 1

hahaa, i got a [d100: -590]
FUCK

[NocturnalRob]

Good hostess. Has meals on time. 2 merits. No demerits. Retard.

so you neither shut the fuck up or talk all the time? because i know the fucking latter is true. so a score of 1. stfu.

[Clove]

so you neither shut the fuck up or talk all the time? because i know the fucking latter is true. so a score of 1. stfu.Okay genius. No wonder you can't add the Pythagorean Theorum is geometry.

[NocturnalRob]

Okay genius. No wonder you can't add the Pythagorean Theorum is geometry.

really? 2 merits - 1 demerit...2-1...last time i checked, that's 1.

[Clove]

really? 2 merits - 1 demerit...2-1...last time i checked, that's 1.A 2 is possible as I demonstrated (easily) before your meltdown. Retard.

[halfling]

Okay genius. No wonder you can't add the Pythagorean Theorum is geometry.

pythagorus was a mathematician.
that was just one of his theories.
being a mathematician, means you are good at math; which i am assuming is where rob was getting at.

[Clove]

pythagorus was a mathematician.
that was just one of his theories.
being a mathematician, means you are good at math; which i am assuming is where rob was getting at.Maybe, but he's still a retard.

[Some Rogue]

really? 2 merits - 1 demerit...2-1...last time i checked, that's 1.

You're assuming she was looking at the second one posted. Not the first.

[Clove]

You're assuming she was looking at the second one posted. Not the first.You're assuming NR isn't too retarded to follow the conversation.

[NocturnalRob]

You're assuming she was looking at the second one posted. Not the first.

Goddamnit, Rogue, I gave you more credit than that. She cited only merits. look at the scale on the original. if it were only merits, her score would be high. not 2, which corresponds to a failure...so i guess that's fitting.

she was going off the "modern" one, and she's too fucking obstinate to realize that she just shat all over herself. instead she'll continue to call me stupid. And I'll continue to laugh at her.

[Clove]

Goddamnit, Rogue, I gave you more credit than that. She cited only merits. look at the scale on the original. if it were only merits, her score would be high. not 2, which corresponds to a failure...so i guess that's fitting.

she was going off the "modern" one, and she's too fucking obstinate to realize that she just shat all over herself. instead she'll continue to call me stupid. And I'll continue to laugh at her.Not only can't you count (and the entire board realizes this by now). But you're too fucking retarded to realize what sex I am.

[CrystalTears]

you can't score a 2. the only positive scores you can have are 3 or 1
Not only are you braindead you don't know how to do simple adding and subtracting.

I was bored so I went ahead and took it for shits and giggles. I had 3 demerits and 5 merits. 5-3=2. That's how I got two. I didn't score anything for the ones that had extra points in parenthesis so it didn't matter.

Yeah it's still a sucky score, but so is the test, considering the source.

[NocturnalRob]

Not only can't you count (and the entire board realizes this by now). But you're too fucking retarded to realize what sex I am.

omg, sorry i didn't define my antecedents. She = CT in some of those cases. and i don't give a fuck what sex you are. sorry i didn't know/care you're a guy.

Clove, repetitively calling someone a retard in the face of absolute logic is akin to asking your mandingo boyfriend to be gentle when he sprays jizz in your eye.

[CrystalTears]

You're still a fucking moron.

[Clove]

omg, sorry i didn't define my antecedents. She = CT in some of those cases. and i don't give a fuck what sex you are. sorry i didn't know/care you're a guy.

Clove, repetitively calling someone a retard in the face of absolute logic is akin to asking your mandingo boyfriend to be gentle when he sprays jizz in your eye.You're not using logic. Fucking retard. A score of 2 is absolutely possible by a variety of ways. A jackass could figure it out. Well, maybe not, since it's continuously elluding you.

[NocturnalRob]

You're still a fucking moron.

get your GED and then talk to me

[Clove]

get your GED and then talk to meWhat's the matter NR... haven't figured out how to shut the fuck up after you make an ass out of yourself?

[NocturnalRob]

You're not using logic. Fucking retard. A score of 2 is absolutely possible by a variety of ways. A jackass could figure it out. Well, maybe not, since it's continuously elluding you.

lrn2spell. wow, that retard insult again.

variety is the spice of life, Clove.

[CrystalTears]

What's the matter NR... haven't figured out how to shut the fuck up after you make an ass out of yourself?
He's taking lessons from Tsa`ah.

[NocturnalRob]

What's the matter NR... haven't figured out how to shut the fuck up after you make an ass out of yourself?

Clove, you're the one that continues to display your inability to follow a logical chain. So...work on that.

[Clove]

lrn2spell.Ironic much? There's no way out of it NR. You fucked up, retard.

[CrystalTears]

And you still haven't mastered adding and subtracting single digits. I wouldn't go bragging yet.

http://www.protestanthomeforbabies.com/OLIVERTHEPUGGLE/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tutored.jpg

[Tisket]

I wonder who has the top spot for using the word "retard" in one thread.

[NocturnalRob]

Ironic much? There's no way out of it NR. You fucked up, retard.

look, seriously, there are so many synonyms for retard. you might want to mix it up. are you okay? still in a bad mood? your eyes still stinging from the shots you took last night?

and please, guy, my math is right and based off of logical assumptions stemming from CT's first post as it followed the posting of the modern scale. you're the fucking moron who decided to champion a dying cause. Good work!!

[Clove]

I wonder who has the top spot for using the word "retard" in one thread.Oh I do for sure. It's my favorite word. And it fits NR fine. NocturnalRetard.

[halfling]

who tisket who? i cant figure it out?
:x

[Clove]

look, seriously, there are so many synonyms for retard. you might want to mix it up. are you okay? still in a bad mood? your eyes still stinging from the shots you took last night?

and please, guy, my math is right and based off of logical assumptions stemming from CT's first post as it followed the posting of the modern scale. you're the fucking moron who decided to champion a dying cause. Good work!!You can't add. It's okay NR. You can still work at Wal-Mart. They'll even help you apply for assistance. Retard.

[AnticorRifling]

Fighting over a joke. You're all wellington on a whole different level (like three levels above Tayre).

[Some Rogue]

Goddamnit, Rogue, I gave you more credit than that. She cited only merits. look at the scale on the original. if it were only merits, her score would be high. not 2, which corresponds to a failure...so i guess that's fitting.


She said she got a 2 as her score. After adding up merits and subtracting demerits, you can get a 2. I understood it. :shrug:

[NocturnalRob]

You can't add. It's okay NR. You can still work at Wal-Mart. They'll even help you apply for assistance. Retard.

sigh...i don't even know how to respond to "insults" like this. they're almost childlike in nature.

U R A RETARD!!!!1!!!11!eleven

[Clove]

She said she got a 2 as her score. After adding up merits and subtracting demerits, you can get a 2. I understood it. :shrug:What number do you suppose "high" is?

[NocturnalRob]

Fighting over a joke. You're all wellington on a whole different level (like three levels above Tayre).

right, but it was a joke i started. i figured that gave me the right...no?

[Clove]

sigh...i don't even know how to respond to "insults" like this. they're almost childlike in nature.

U R A RETARD!!!!1!!!11!elevenYou apparently do, retard.

[halfling]

yeah but at least he's a super retard.
http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

[AnticorRifling]

It's better to stay silent and let people think you're an idiot than speak and prove them right. That being said there is a severe shortage of mutes on our boards.

[NocturnalRob]

yeah but at least he's a super retard.
http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

hahahaha...nice. my hair looks good in that photo.

[Deathravin]

It's better to stay silent and let people think you're an idiot than speak and prove them right. That being said there is a severe shortage of mutes on our boards.

To be fair, you wouldn't see a mute on the board, would ya? Just reading and no posting... DUDE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnLweMNQoiE)

[AnticorRifling]

To be fair, you wouldn't see a mute on the board, would ya? Just reading and no posting...

You shut your mouth when you're speaking to me!

[NocturnalRob]

You shut your mouth when you're speaking to me!

oh Rebecca De Mornay, so hot

[NocturnalRob]

the year i got nunchucks for christmas:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/quasarradio204/retard.jpg

[CrystalTears]

NR on a date:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/collegehumor_223b0c142cb2b4dde42c57.jpg

[halfling]

and when you won that award that made us all so proud.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/a429MySpace/Insults/Retard6.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

NB on a date:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/collegehumor_223b0c142cb2b4dde42c57.jpg

I think you meant NR. And thanks. I like those pants.

[NocturnalRob]

and when you won that award that made us all so proud.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/a429MySpace/Insults/Retard6.jpg

I worked hard for that one, man. Clove got 5th. he was pissed. he kept calling everyone retards

[CrystalTears]

I worked hard for that one, man. Clove got 5th. he was pissed. he kept calling everyone retards
:lol: Way to pwn yourself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/Red_Forman_Award.jpg

[Clove]

I worked hard for that one, man. Clove got 5th. he was pissed. he kept calling everyone retardsNope, just you. Retard.

[Methais]

:lol: Way to pwn yourself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/Red_Forman_Award.jpg

Clarenece Boddicker is the best.

[diethx]

NR on a date:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/collegehumor_223b0c142cb2b4dde42c57.jpg

Jesus fucking christ.

[halfling]

yeah, its the pepsi machine guardian... i think it works like a scarecrow, but with people.

[BigWorm]

Hey guys, cut it out. My girlfriend is retarded.

http://onedatatime.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/retarded.gif

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, its the pepsi machine guardian... i think it works like a scarecrow, but with people.

good. Pepsi sucks anyway.

[ViridianAsp]

I score High the the revised chart.... Not so much on the other one....

Not a wife yet, but damn near it.

[Clove]

I score High the the revised chart.... Not so much on the other one....

Not a wife yet, but damn near it.That's okay, you'll always be a mother.

[halfling]

good. Pepsi sucks anyway.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hund-pepsi.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

taco bell a block from my apt...worst/best food to eat when drunk at 3 am

[halfling]

http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Job/Coke_and_Pepsi.jpg

[ViridianAsp]

That's okay, you'll always be a mother.

Yes, to one son and if I get married, step mom to three more.

[mgoddess]

http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Job/Coke_and_Pepsi.jpg

http://shavian.org/verdurian/showpic-gd.cgi?string=Please%20Visit%20http://www.anvari.org

[AestheticDeath]

This thread was so not worth reading.

[halfling]

This thread was so not worth reading.

i had fun.

[NocturnalRob]

This thread was so not worth reading.

a lot like your auction threads...

zip zap rap!

unfortunately that's because I can't afford them. not because the items aren't any good.