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Some Rogue
05-14-2008, 10:46 AM
HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.
District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.


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Tisket
05-14-2008, 11:07 AM
Incredibly low fines for attacking someone with a weapon. Guess I'll go to the UK if I ever decide to whack someone around with a metal object.

lmao @ "In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion."

I'm betting most of those respondents didn't feel it was the governments business to ask.

Clove
05-14-2008, 11:09 AM
I'm betting most of those respondents didn't feel it was the governments business to ask.The Force is weak in this one.

Skeeter
05-14-2008, 11:13 AM
That's freaking awesome.

Clove
05-14-2008, 12:19 PM
http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/funny-dog-pictures-yoda-wants-snack.jpg

Celephais
05-14-2008, 01:37 PM
I love the fact that the only reason he got caught was because they were filming themselves lightsaber battle.

This also makes me think the Jedi are weak... I'm forming a Sith religion.

BigWorm
05-14-2008, 01:40 PM
Incredibly low fines for attacking someone with a weapon. Guess I'll go to the UK if I ever decide to whack someone around with a metal object.

lmao @ "In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion."

I'm betting most of those respondents didn't feel it was the governments business to ask.

You would lose that bet.

First of all, there is an option to object to listing your religion. If they didn't feel it was the governments business to ask, they can just choose that answer.

The real reason so many people listed as their religion as to amuse themselves. I'm pretty sure it started as kind of a practical joke in Australia, but it spead to the UK and New Zealand shortly thereafter. I think in New Zealand, Jedism was the second most common religion listed after Christianity.

Stanley Burrell
05-14-2008, 01:51 PM
This. Is the greatest thing I have ever read.

Methais
05-14-2008, 01:52 PM
I wanna see the movie.

halfling
05-14-2008, 01:54 PM
haha i wanna see the movie too. i cant imagine how fucking retarded these guys are.
http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/explore/classic/2002/09/img/nerd_bg.jpg

Methais
05-14-2008, 02:03 PM
http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/explore/classic/2002/09/img/nerd_bg.jpg

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/carolineryder/peter_pan2_1.jpg

halfling
05-14-2008, 02:04 PM
lmfao.
now we just need to watch those two sabre battle, and we have our video.

JEDI FOR NEVER!

Some Rogue
05-14-2008, 02:06 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/carolineryder/peter_pan2_1.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/peterpan.jpg

Tisket
05-14-2008, 02:07 PM
First of all, there is an option to object to listing your religion. If they didn't feel it was the governments business to ask, they can just choose that answer.


Oh come on. Why do that when you can thumb your nose at the government's nosiness AND amuse yourself by listing jedi-ism.

Stick in the mud.

Methais
05-14-2008, 02:10 PM
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CrystalTears
05-14-2008, 02:11 PM
Ugh!!! Methais and Some Rogue need to die in a fire.

halfling
05-14-2008, 02:14 PM
hahaha that is the flamingest jedi i've ever seen.

Methais
05-14-2008, 02:14 PM
Ugh!!! Methais and Some Rogue need to die in a fire.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/aaronmcintire/dumbass.jpg

Some Rogue
05-14-2008, 02:18 PM
Fuck...you win.

Washing my eyes out with acid, brb.