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Nieninque
05-14-2008, 08:02 AM
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23698544-5006301,00.html

13-YEAR-OLD boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud.

Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree after which they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.

Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.

The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

Ralph and Co. told the w*rking girls they were people of restricted growth w*rking with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Celephais
05-14-2008, 08:14 AM
That's what I do when I win a WoW contest.

Back
05-14-2008, 08:17 AM
heh. That kid is going places.

landy
05-14-2008, 08:42 AM
Sounds like Home Alone 5. Why is the o in working a *?

Back
05-14-2008, 08:47 AM
Sounds like Home Alone 5. Why is the o in working a *?

They’re a colony of criminals? I was also wondering why oficers only had one f.

PS.


Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

Only a Texan.

Celephais
05-14-2008, 09:01 AM
Sounds like Home Alone 5. Why is the o in working a *?
Home Alone 5? Okay I'm going to ignore the fact you've seen that movie (is it real) and question why you didn't say it sounds like Milk Money?

Also these kids lose for not getting the "luckiest kid on the planet" award.
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landy
05-14-2008, 09:22 AM
I don't think there is a Home Alone 5, but who knows? I don't think you can call it Milk Money cause wasn't that money the kids paid Melanie Griffith their money? Meanwhile, this kid commited credit card fraud, just like Home Alone 2. Oh, will Kevin's parents never learn?

Parkbandit
05-14-2008, 09:24 AM
I doubt even Stainley's parents are dumb enough to have a $30,000+ credit card lying around for Mr. Sticky Fingers to get a hold of anymore.

Celephais
05-14-2008, 09:36 AM
I doubt even Stainley's parents are dumb enough to have a $30,000+ credit card lying around for Mr. Sticky Fingers to get a hold of anymore.
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Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company

Gan
05-14-2008, 09:47 AM
They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Quoted for hilarity.

Tisket
05-14-2008, 10:59 AM
That link doesn't work.

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Tisket
05-14-2008, 11:01 AM
Here's a working one: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html

Nieninque
05-14-2008, 11:36 AM
Yeah updated it

Stanley Burrell
05-14-2008, 12:37 PM
Guys. Ladies. Whatever the hell Nieninque is,

This was, in fact, me. And I'm going to prove it right now:


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g++
05-16-2008, 01:18 PM
Did a 13yo buy hookers with dad's credit card?

The original story said Ralph Hardy used the card to take his friends on a $US30,000 spending spree that ended with them playing Halo on an Xbox with prostitutes in a Texas motel, according to a Money.co.uk report.

However police from the county where the alleged incident was supposedly took place say the story doesn't stack up.

Newark county police spokeperson Amy Cromer said, "As far as we know, this story is a hoax. There have not been any arrests here, and we're not aware of any convictions like that in this county."

According to the story police were alerted by a concerned delivery clerk who delivered soft drinks and junk food to the teens' motel room, and were asked by the group where they could find some women and were willing to pay.

They told him they had won a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.

By the time the police arrived the two $1000-a-night escorts were playing on the Xbox with the boys.

The teens reportedly told the prostitutes they were "people of restricted growth" working in a travelling circus, and couldn't refuse them because it would be discriminating against the disabled, which is against Texas law.

The two girls sensed something was wrong when the boys preferred to play Halo rather than engage in their services.

Hardy allegedly told police his father wouldn't mind because he forgot to buy him a present for his birthday the week before.

Hardy is quoted as saying that when he's older, he wants to be a politician.

See Stan really was just a myth all along

Stanley Burrell
05-16-2008, 02:33 PM
It doesn't matter, the Internet makes everything true.