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Clove
05-12-2008, 03:09 PM
http://homepage.usask.ca/~lowey/boots_pics/shaved.jpg I had to do something to get Emislity's axe-wound out of my head. You can't gouge out your mind's eye.

NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 03:14 PM
I had to do something to get Emislity's axe-wound out of my head. You can't gouge out your mind's eye.

so now i'm just thinking about it with no hair. awesome.

Stanley Burrell
05-12-2008, 03:18 PM
OZAKI [Nuke!]

Skeeter
05-12-2008, 03:36 PM
I am strongly in favor of a well shaved kitty

Sean of the Thread
05-12-2008, 04:11 PM
Dude the original pictures of her axe wound that circulated were shaved......sorta..... she had stray big ass hairs caught inside folds that she missed or couldn't reach without a 5 inch razor extension and big ass ingrown hairs all of which is the same color as that poster of mine...

Feel better now?

CrystalTears
05-12-2008, 04:12 PM
I h8 myself for clicking on this thread.

NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 04:17 PM
Dude the original pictures of her axe wound that circulated were shaved......sorta..... she had stray big ass hairs caught inside folds that she missed or couldn't reach without a 5 inch razor extension and big ass ingrown hairs all of which is the same color as that poster of mine...

Feel better now?

umm...was unaware that there were actually photos of that horrific image actually floating around.

and no...i feel much, much worse

diethx
05-12-2008, 04:22 PM
I h8 myself for clicking on this thread.

Ditto. :puke:

Clove
05-12-2008, 04:22 PM
Sean, I believe you're missing the point of this thread.

Sean of the Thread
05-12-2008, 04:23 PM
Hehe. Exactly the opposite my friend.

Kuyuk
05-12-2008, 04:27 PM
http://www.glumbert.com/media/pornpsa

I didnt know there were actual pictures either

Makes me rather squeamish...


K.

BigWorm
05-12-2008, 04:43 PM
umm...was unaware that there were actually photos of that horrific image actually floating around.

and no...i feel much, much worse

The worst part is that if there was a link posted to said pictures, most of us would look. That's how fucked up this place is.

NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 04:47 PM
The worst part is that if there was a link posted to said pictures, most of us would look. That's how fucked up this place is.

oh, i'd totally click. with my left hand...so my right is free...

to cover my eyes...

daisey
05-12-2008, 04:57 PM
There was a web site up for a few months... emislutty.com or some shit. I had a friend of mine try to trace who set it up..but no luck. Hehehehe

Ignot
05-12-2008, 10:37 PM
The worst part is that if there was a link posted to said pictures, most of us would look. That's how fucked up this place is.

im only going to click back on this thread in hopes of said link.

Skeeter
05-12-2008, 10:37 PM
I saw them... and they were not good :cry:

Snapp
05-12-2008, 10:38 PM
It probably wouldn't be a good idea to post said link here. Use PMs or something.

Sean of the Thread
05-12-2008, 10:42 PM
It probably wouldn't be a good idea to post said link here. Use PMs or something.

They use her vagina on billboards for Arby's for fucks sake so it must be SFW/tos safe here?!!?

Ignot
05-12-2008, 10:45 PM
i mean, i feel like i missed out on the most awesome inside joke ever. Did it look like some roast beef or something? I can't even imagine that....

Sean of the Thread
05-12-2008, 10:49 PM
It looks like my poster pic minus the pube stragglers and ingrown puss filled hairs spread wide open so you could count the amount of HPV going on.

You would have to pay extra attention if you really cared however because her FUPA was getting in the way.

But hey the old saying was true to life.... it's all pink in the middle brother. .... in her case somewhat pink and somewhat E.T. colored with the glowing finger representing a puss filled follicle ready to burst.

Stanley Burrell
05-12-2008, 11:50 PM
Hmmm. What's funny is that about five or six years ago, I think I was probably the first person she showed that pic to (or rather bombarded me with, I think it's the only time a female can use the expression "whipped that shit out.")

I was so taken aback, that I think I literally had to comment with how much I liked said picture and spouted some seriously immature garbage as I cringed unfathomably upon my keyboard side. Thank God it wasn't after cybering her or some shit.

I am undoubtedly certain I gave her a false sense of confidence, which led thereafter to her commencing in e-image harlotry and what is now the contemporary mentioning of roast beef.

I promptly removed her from my AIM list and never spoke to her again. I never even spoke to her in-person. It was just like, BOOM, bleeding vagina with more than the standard amount of labias. I think I actually remember cocking my head after the WT-mother-F subsided and chuckling to myself. I think she might've said something to the effect of how she'd "put it on me."

Those were in my fat days when my Zyprexa + Klonopin usage gave me 24/7 severe munchies; so I didn't vomit, and I think it sort've just offset me to pale and loss-of-appetite, which I hadn't felt since I'd been taking neuroleptics and downers at the time. Bad stuff. Although it really did help preventing vomiting as a result of seeing 2girls1cup in 2003 from an e-acquaintance :shrug:

I mean, I've never done MDMA, but I think that would be its proper usage. In case of emergency, etc.



So now you know.

thefarmer
05-13-2008, 12:36 AM
Hmmm. What's funny is that about five or six years ago, I think I was probably the first person she showed that pic to (or rather bombarded me with, I think it's the only time a female can use the expression "whipped that shit out.")

I was so taken aback, that I think I literally had to comment with how much I liked said picture and spouted some seriously immature garbage as I cringed unfathomably upon my keyboard side. Thank God it wasn't after cybering her or some shit.

I am undoubtedly certain I gave her a false sense of confidence, which led thereafter to her commencing in e-image harlotry and what is now the contemporary mentioning of roast beef.

I promptly removed her from my AIM list and never spoke to her again. I never even spoke to her in-person. It was just like, BOOM, bleeding vagina with more than the standard amount of labias. I think I actually remember cocking my head after the WT-mother-F subsided and chuckling to myself. I think she might've said something to the effect of how she'd "put it on me."

Those were in my fat days when my Zyprexa + Klonopin usage gave me 24/7 severe munchies; so I didn't vomit, and I think it sort've just offset me to pale and loss-of-appetite, which I hadn't felt since I'd been taking neuroleptics and downers at the time. Bad stuff. Although it really did help preventing vomiting as a result of seeing 2girls1cup in 2003 from an e-acquaintance :shrug:

I mean, I've never done MDMA, but I think that would be its proper usage. In case of emergency, etc.


So now you know.

Maybe because I just took all my BP meds for the day.. and me head is kind of spinning, but did this post by Stanley actually make some sort of sense? In English no less?

Stanley Burrell
05-13-2008, 01:33 AM
Maybe because I just took all my BP meds for the day.. and me head is kind of spinning, but did this post by Stanley actually make some sort of sense? In English no less?

When I'm really tired, I don't parade around my usual bullshit e-facade of nonsense talk. Maybe the blood pressure medication is helping too, who knows.

longshot
05-13-2008, 03:59 AM
They use her vagina on billboards for Arby's for fucks sake so it must be SFW/tos safe here?!!?

I love that line.

Sean of the Thread
05-13-2008, 12:36 PM
Maybe because I just took all my BP meds for the day.. and me head is kind of spinning, but did this post by Stanley actually make some sort of sense? In English no less?

What blood pressure meds and for what condition exactly do you take that's once a day?

The best they could get me down to was 2x a day but it's still annoying as fuck for the second dose.

TheEschaton
05-13-2008, 02:23 PM
Isaw once. In fact, I believe Sean IMed me with a link to the pics as a joke. It was brutal.

-TheE-

Tisket
05-13-2008, 02:33 PM
I want to see it. I think.

Fucking curiousity is going to be the end of me one day.