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NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 02:45 PM
say what you like about this guy, he is entertaining

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2478613739_dc67e1d9d6_o.jpg
Tisket
05-12-2008, 02:47 PM
Shit, he really nailed that "wistful" look.
NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 02:47 PM
Shit, he really nailed that "wistful" look.

what can I say? the guy is a bona fide actor.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
05-12-2008, 02:47 PM
After his fight with a lemon:

http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/pictures/images/seagal2.jpg
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
05-12-2008, 02:49 PM
http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~smalik/govinda/images/stage3_seagal.jpg

Sorry, but lawl.
NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 02:50 PM
http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~smalik/govinda/images/stage3_seagal.jpg

Sorry, but lawl.

can you play chopsticks on the guitar?
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
05-12-2008, 02:53 PM
...and the keyboard... and the piano... and the <insert synonym for piano>!
Asha
05-12-2008, 02:56 PM
He's fucking spot on, on guitar though.
A real hero.
Asha
05-12-2008, 02:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu0BrJksG10&feature=related
drigore
05-12-2008, 02:59 PM
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_deadly_time.jsp

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_donkey_wounds.jsp

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_scattered.jsp
NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 03:01 PM
i still think Mad TV does some of the best spoofs of Seagal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0A3BF0i4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juP1RNE8Vqc
Drunken Durfin
05-12-2008, 05:09 PM
I was in China a couple of years ago and we were killing some time at a knock-off DVD store...
NocturnalRob
05-12-2008, 05:23 PM
you know he will make your gf's panties drop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4


nice mix of cultures too
Sean of the Thread
05-12-2008, 05:34 PM
Rofl. It would be amusing if his band played my bar doing like covers of CCR or something.

I saw one titled "Girl don't you cry. (or I'll punch you in your eye)"
Stanley Burrell
05-12-2008, 06:01 PM
After his fight with a lemon:

http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/pictures/images/seagal2.jpg

Man.

Chuck Norris would've just made lemonade. From the innards of still-drinking humans. At two year old concession stands. At a funeral. In the rain. Nude. By willing it. Asleep. From the Earth's center.

Steven Seagal would have at least had remove the stomachs of lemonade and lemon party drinkers from no deeper than 2000 miles below sea level.
NocturnalRob
09-23-2008, 03:21 PM
just when you thought he was dead....he leaps from the shadows and karate chops your throat with an energy drink:

http://agonybooth.com/agonizer/Steven_Seagal_s_Lightning_Bolt.aspx
Stretch
09-23-2008, 07:51 PM
say what you like about this guy, he is entertaining

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2478613739_dc67e1d9d6_o.jpg

Dude, I still think he should have won an Oscar for that scene in Exit Wounds where his love interest gets killed, and he stares at her corpse blankly before getting out of the car.