Dude

[Tisket]

Men charged after skull dug up and used as bong

HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.

One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.

Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.

(Reporting by Bruce Nichols)

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN0842573120080508

[The Ponzzz]

Heh, man... Wtf...

[landy]

Kind of understandable, apples are really expensive these days, almost to the point of excluding them from use as emergency bongs.

[diethx]

Soda cans too.

[Stanley Burrell]

Alas, this poor guy. I knew thee skull-bong.

[landy]

Maybe they were performing Hamlet with the skull and needed a little creative enhancer.

[Stanley Burrell]

When you discard the notion that he dug up human remains, beheaded it, placed illicit substances in its eye sockets and lit it on fire to get high, it's actually quite amusing.

Actually, it's that much more amusing because of the illegalities :smug:

[NocturnalRob]

my favorite is the line from the cnn article:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/corpse.abuse.ap/index.html

"We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind."

o rly? they're 17. they smoke weed. calm down.

[AnticorRifling]

my favorite is the line from the cnn article:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/corpse.abuse.ap/index.html

"We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind."

o rly? they're 17. they smoke weed. calm down.


Wait for the parents to blame Deathklok.

[Some Rogue]

The world according to Dennis Leary:


That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster.

Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*"

Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"

[Clove]

http://catsnstuff.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/dude-wait-what.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

I blame the family guy episode where Peter uses the skull as a bed pan.