The Goatse Thread

[Methais]

Post all things GOATSE here!

http://forge.evula.net/fc/fc_goatse.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b256/splntersquirrel/1200510585173.jpg
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z216/Forddude65/subalbum%203/1209602833942.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/tom_goatse.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/images/78_2.jpg

http://www.craphound.com/images/goatsemod.jpg

http://poly.chromatic.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/200603302217-tm.jpg

[Soulpieced]

http://londonist.com/attachments/Matt/goatselondon.jpg

[Soulpieced]

http://www.trendhure.com/wp-content/goatse.jpg

[Soulpieced]

http://www.bottomap.com/PersonalPages/Cinfa/raster/Stikfas-Goatse.jpg

[Soulpieced]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2592/picture6uy4.png

[The Ponzzz]

http://markmaynard.com/media/users/mark/070214stardeath.jpg

[thefarmer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

From the article:

Control of the domain was passed to the secondary market, and has since been taken by domain squatters who are trying to sell the domain name for 10,000 euros.

Methais should set up a fund to buy it and forever own Goatse.

[The Ponzzz]

http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/sfwporn.jpg

http://www.sacredsource.com/images/BZ-SHE.JPG

http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/goatse-smokies.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/images/073571150X.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Parkbandit]

.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/UT2k4goatse.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/goatse_cloud_small.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/goatse_cube.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/oaktree-goatse.jpg

[Soulpieced]

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goatse1.JPG

[Soulpieced]

http://www.sposto5online.com/blog/uploaded_images/Image(437)-789305.jpg

[Celephais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/GoatRaid.jpg

[diethx]

:heart: this thread.

[Snapp]

http://www.boingboing.net/images/89788004_c405ee43bf_m.jpg

http://www.oomsa.com/files/admin/obelix.jpg

[kheldarin]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/JBono117/goatse.jpg

http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bioshock-shocker.jpg
Bioshock Goatse anyone?

[Methais]

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/dremel-goatse.png
http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/mastercard-spoof-logo.gif
http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/lifeliberty2.jpg

[Methais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tBGnrugSc

[The Ponzzz]

TRUMP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl2XLTA3GFg

[Methais]

TRUMP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl2XLTA3GFg

http://www.mindcontroll.com/imagearchive/images/754.jpg

[Soulpieced]

The Ponzzz wins this thread.

[Methais]

Thanks to Arkans for making this a long time ago.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/MethaisGoatse.jpg

EDIT: WTF PHOTOBUCKET!?!?!?!?!

[Apathy]

Can't let this thread die!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/goatse-tattoo.jpg

[Arkans]

Mwuahaha

Who can forget that?

It's the most accurate picture I've seen thus far.

- Arkans

[Methais]

I was almost gonna post that but was afraid it was gonna get pulled. I still can't tell if that's photoshopped or not. If it's not, that dude is gonna have a rough time getting laid forever. Unless he's gay, then he'll have no trouble. Just take his shirt off and all the pudding pounders will swarm to him.

I wonder who Jaff is though and why he loves him.

[Arkans]

Dude, stop making fun of my picture.

- Arkans

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2004/1101040920_400.jpg


* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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a| | \ | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e
x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
* \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g
o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
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x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
* | \ \____) `---- --' | *
g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
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x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Big penis in yo' eye socket.

[SayGoodbye]

http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20080804

[Methais]

Can't let this thread die!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/goatse-tattoo.jpg

I just realized that tattoo is upside down and mirrored.

I wonder if he realizes it.

[The Ponzzz]

It might because he wants to stare down at it and appear to be looking at the original.

[Apathy]

I just realized that tattoo is upside down and mirrored.

I wonder if he realizes it.

I can only think of two possible ways this dawned on you:

You were staring at this picture...alone...probably in the dark, or

You are so familiar with the pictures that it just randomly connected in your brain one day.

Either way, that is one creepy observation man.

[Nieninque]

I just realized that tattoo is upside down and mirrored.

I wonder if he realizes it.

How can it be upside down? His thumbs are pointing downwards, as they would be if he were bending over pulling his cheeks apart.
Unless he were lying on his back doing it, but then you wouldnt get the hangage...not that I have ever seen the original, but this thread gives enough of an idea.

[Clove]

How can it be upside down? His thumbs are pointing downwards, as they would be if he were bending over pulling his cheeks apart.
Unless he were lying on his back doing it, but then you wouldnt get the hangage...not that I have ever seen the original, but this thread gives enough of an idea.I don't know... the lack of a *cough* "basket* makes it appear to me like he's pulling his chest open (not his ass). In that case his thumbs should be pointed up.

[The Ponzzz]

I can only think of two possible ways this dawned on you:

You were staring at this picture...alone...probably in the dark, or

You are so familiar with the pictures that it just randomly connected in your brain one day.

Either way, that is one creepy observation man.

Methais loves the goatse.

[Methais]

I can only think of two possible ways this dawned on you:

You were staring at this picture...alone...probably in the dark, or

You are so familiar with the pictures that it just randomly connected in your brain one day.

Either way, that is one creepy observation man.

The upside down hand thing was just a massive brain fart. The hands reversed though...his ring is on the wrong hand.

Which again brings up the questions that have been on everyones' minds for years: Who is he married to? Is it a Mr. or Mrs. Goatse? Was that who took the goatse picture? Is Goatse friends with tubgirl irl? Is his grandfather in Lemonparty? Is his daughter in 2girls1cup? What else goes on in the Goatse residence?

[Methais]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/302am9k.jpg

[Tisket]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080806/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sneaky_goats;_ylt=AnwlrItVtVSjiMwOcME6z_vtiBIF

...this thread is about all things related to goats, no?

[Methais]

There's a slight difference...

[Tisket]

I don't want to know what it is!! I plug my ears, sing lalalalala and ignore you completely!

[Methais]

You don't seriously not know the difference between goats and goatse by now do you?

[Tisket]

You don't seriously not know the difference between goats and goatse by now do you?

Maybe?

Okay, I do know. I just prefer to pretend I don't.

[Miscast]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Skylark_kotesaci_2006-9-10-02.jpg

[Parkbandit]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/goatse-obama.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Dude, Methais, dude holy shit:

http://www.wowhead.com/?item=47541

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

[diethx]

Dude, Methais, dude holy shit:

http://www.wowhead.com/?item=47541

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

lol

[Methais]

Ahahaha nice.

Here's an old screenshot from 2004 I dug up:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/GoatseCorpse.jpg

Blizzard put that corpse there.

[Cephalopod]

http://i35.tinypic.com/zx4op4.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

bwaahahahah

[Eoghain]

this might be the best thread ever.

[radamanthys]

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/crisis.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.nerdgranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/goatselolcat.jpg

[Methais]

http://i35.tinypic.com/zx4op4.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/224/483294175_1860d8abfe.jpg

[Celephais]

eeh... just because you tiny goatse'd us doesn't mean it's a tiny scaring.

[Celephais]

http://headlessshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/what-the-fuck-is-this.jpg

Look it's ... wait... what is that...

[Methais]

Seriously what the fuck is that?

[Celephais]

It certainly evokes a certain part of me that makes me think I'm looking at something terribly gross, but skirts the line just enough to not be graphic.

No sir. I don't like it.

[Cephalopod]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/cc.jpg

http://rosswhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mr_horse_as_a_gi.png


... (http://www.boingboing.net/2005/05/23/to-do-in-la-tue-24-c.html) / ... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny)

[Methais]

No matter what angle it's taken from, I still have no idea wtf is going on there.

[Sean of the Thread]

Anyone watch The Big Bang Theory?

I swear there is a reference to goatse in the introduction. Don't have time to look for it online but I will later unless someone beats me to it.

[Deathravin]

not sure if this has been up here yet or not...

2901
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI85iwzEj9k

[NocturnalRob]

http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/files/2009/06/young-alarming-logo.jpg

[Paradii]

I forget if I posted this or not.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/dnonne/P1030275.jpg

I was getting some weird looks while I was taking this picture from the high school kids waiting to get picked up.

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/2lo33.png

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/uHGYmWf.jpg

[elcidcannon]

Anyone watch The Big Bang Theory?

I swear there is a reference to goatse in the introduction. Don't have time to look for it online but I will later unless someone beats me to it.

still waiting

[Wrathbringer]

http://i.imgur.com/uHGYmWf.jpg

Looks bleached.

[Methais]

still waiting

He probably got quartered by carnies again.

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/FOUEiP0.png

[Gnomad]

someone had too much food and too much free time

http://i.imgur.com/MD5VfFJl.jpg

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/Faw8OpT.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/NdeZsWr.gif

[Methais]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13419072_10207812300438094_6272493757646957869_n.j pg?oh=4027daabac1423da8a261f7ebeb840cf&oe=595AA0A1

[Methais]

Pretty sure this si the entrance to hell
http://i.imgur.com/FvIUtia.jpg

[MotleyCrew]

http://i.imgur.com/FvIUtia.jpg

That actually looks like twisted souls trying to escape being sucked into hell.

[BriarFox]

That actually looks like twisted souls trying to escape being sucked into hell.

That was exactly my thought.

[Methais]

That actually looks like twisted souls trying to escape being sucked into hell.

So it is goatse after all...

[MotleyCrew]

So it is goatse after all...

I knew, I knew, I KNEW you were going to post that. :)

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/YGicOd7.jpg

[Amie]

8971

Icon for Traktor.

[Methais]

THEY'RE NOT ROCKS, MARIE!!!!!!11

https://i.imgur.com/wyRRGlE.jpg

[Taernath]

"for all classes of goats"

I wonder if they use D&D-style classification or RV-style classification.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/u30ZikN.png

This is what's there now instead of a giant anus.

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/u30ZikN.png

This is what's there now instead of a giant anus.

Did you sign up?

[Methais]

Did you sign up?

Not yet!

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74785347_2688136844554866_3306719815388889088_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQkZniNOGVuBUG4Wz5k7k74GejLmZmVnklHE6VVMk95 km06j1crhiqWGRQ7Lvjhm5f4&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=6cfe299df6fccbde85edd5955d4f01fe&oe=5E4F68E2

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/lwUmXo2.gif

[Orthin]

THEY'RE NOT ROCKS, MARIE!!!!!!11

https://i.imgur.com/wyRRGlE.jpg

We used to use these but the bags are too small!

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/rbjbQIU.png