Helga's stall wall

[Rue]

Ok, got this idea from someone else. This seem like the perfect place for it!



Want to write something on the wall in the stall at Helga's? HERE's your chance!

For a good time locate . . .

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Your mom.

[Rue]

Yeaup, not a bad idea, I hear she can do that thing with her tongue.

[Stanley Burrell]

Here I sit,
Same as ever.

Took a dump,
Pulled the lever.

The toilet clogged,
The water flowed.

Look out Elanthia,
It's a motherload.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Now a haiku!

[Stanley Burrell]

Yes, your mother can,
Do that thing. Does that thing. Does,
With her tongue. Sometimes.

[thefarmer]

There's a great Stephen King (I think) story about a guy that collects weird messages from bathroom walls.

I'm too lazy to look it up right now or I'd link it.

[Stanley Burrell]

Stephen King has a bathroom theme going. Shit weasels for congress.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

His next story should be about a guy who jerks it to Stephen King novels, then goes out and relives them in his own daily life.

[Methais]

Here I sit,
Same as ever.

Took a dump,
Pulled the lever.

The toilet clogged,
The water flowed.

Look out Elanthia,
It's a motherload.

http://www.mikedownscenter.org/upload/images/Win%20button.jpg

[Fallen]

Morvule lives!

[Fallen]

Ooh. I got a better one, someone copy the stuff Leff is always posting and jot it down here.

[Arkans]

Insert here -----> O

- Arkans

[AnticorRifling]

Roll up a character named after that senator. Hang out in the stalls tapping your feet and mumbling about a wide stance.