CONTEST: IN-GAME SEX STORIES

[Cademus]

Ok, this thread is dedicated to in-game romance and sexual intercourse.

Objective: Take the in character names of people in GS and have them perform sexual acts AS IF THERE WERE PLAYING THE GAME.

So for example...

>
Tayre smiles as he removes his pants.
>
Emilsty kneels.
>
Nelek smiles as he mounts Tayre gently from the back and begins to insert his penis into his anus.
>
Belnia smiles as she is ... by Tayre and Nelek.
>
Vilvaldi smiles as he pushes Tsin's penis against the inside of his cheek.
>
Vilvaldi smiles as he looks up at Tsin.
>
Vilvaldi says, "Do you love me Tsin?"


etc. etc.

You get the point.

There are a ton of people here to choose from. If you're too afraid to post it up. PM me the story and I'll post it.

After 100 stories I'll choose the best and give out 2 mil in-game.

Thanks again.


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How points will be awarded
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1.) Technical merit and authenticity - The more true to in-game mechanics the more points.

2.) Depth of story - In-character motivations that already exist and interactions between say two hated individuals a plus.

3.) Naughtiness of the story- How much can you sink your characters into depravity.

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[thefarmer]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fe/Gonna_get_raped_cat.JPG

[Stanley Burrell]

"A 100" stories is sort of redundant, no offense.

Edited to Add: Or at least reads a bit odd.

[Renian]

I assume Cademus is one of Lysander's PC alts? I mean, it seems very similar to another retarded contest post about monks, in which he would give out 1m in the game.

[thefarmer]

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/getraped19.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/getraped19.jpg

All I know is good. And ball.

And reap.



+1 this thread with obscurities and Google images, in a TOS-abiding sexually vigorous fashion mind you, before it gets locked. Or don't. You'll still die eventually.

[Crazy Bard]

It's kinda funny, though. If people start doing it that is.

[Stanley Burrell]

I also distinctively remember Nelek grinning sadly and not smiling, so I reported this for historical inaccuracy.

[iJin]

I snorted.

[Celephais]

Hammerhead spooges on the sidewalk.
Hammerhead picks up the spooge.
Hammerhead places the spooge in a wastebasket, smiling slightly knowing he's done something to make the world a better place.

[Cademus]

Hammerhead spooges on the sidewalk.
Hammerhead picks up the spooge.
Hammerhead places the spooge in a wastebasket, smiling slightly knowing he's done something to make the world a better place.

Spooge is not a verb in GS. This is technically severely flawed.


You're not even trying.

[Ignot]

Spooge is not a verb in GS. This is technically severely flawed.

You're not even trying.

this thread has a chance to be cool so long as you dont butt in and ruin the creativity.

[Celephais]

You're not even trying.
Really?

Hammerhead won a custom verb a while ago, he can spooge.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hammerhead spooges on the sidewalk.
Hammerhead picks up the spooge.
Hammerhead places the spooge in a wastebasket, smiling slightly knowing he's done something to make the world a better place.

I guess I'm spelling my name correctly then,

Hammerhead smiles as he complains to his prescribing physician about erectile dysfunction and kills a Malaysian prostitute because of his own insecurities about not getting it up. Even with a whore.

This is fun!!

[Cademus]

My apologies. Carry on.

[Celephais]

I guess I'm spelling my name correctly then,
arrg, I lose! :shame:

[Stanley Burrell]

I stole Malaysian prostitutes from Brielus.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Hammerhead fires off stream after stream of spooge, creating a small puddle of translucent white liquid near the bench.

(Hammerhead kneels down and runs his finger through the puddle of spooge, watching you with a grin that can only be described as creepy.)

>get puddle
You cannot pick that up.


FIN

[Stanley Burrell]

This is a thread about me and my spooge. Which makes it awesome.

Hammerhead smiles as he hands you a crispy bundle of tissues, tossing you an inviting glance, he charmingly suggests, "Your turn."

[Celephais]

Hammerrhead slips the chess dragon a promisary note and gives it a knowing wink.
The chess dragon flashes KE2 E3 on it's LCD screen.
Hammerrhead can't take it anymore and spooges directly in the chessdragons eye.
http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/chessdragon.jpg


We'll be at 100 in no time. I can't wait to collect my prize.

[Ignot]

Rocksand yells: Watch your belongings there are thieves about!

You leap from hiding and strike at Rocksand with your cock
AS: +330 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +60 = +110
Your cock pierces Rocksand through the eye causing 55 points of damage!
You continue to fuck Rocksand's eyesocket
10 points of damage
15 points of damage
35 points of damage

Rocksand falls to the ground dead!


*Rocksand just bit the dust*

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Rocksand yells: Watch your belongings there are thieves about!

You leap from hiding and strike at Rocksand with your cock
AS: +330 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +60 = +110
Your cock pierces Rocksand through the eye causing 55 points of damage!
You continue to fuck Rocksand's eyesocket
10 points of damage
15 points of damage
35 points of damage

Rocksand falls to the ground dead!


*Rocksand just bit the dust*

FAKE! Everyone knows cocks have much higher AvD vs. Rocksand.

[Ignot]

haha good point, i probably lose points there.

[Stanley Burrell]

>accuse Hammer indecent exposure

After a while, the town constable explains, "Eye spooge is a blatant violation of the governing rules, I am sorry."

Hammerrhead is dragged off by a burly group of jail scene fetish lesbians, but succeeds only in being paddled across the ass with wooden planks and fed cheesecake poisoned with Rogue Guild.

>cman groinkick self for great S&M justice

Keep it up, good people of the PC.

[Tolwynn]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ignot
Rocksand yells: Watch your belongings there are thieves about!

You leap from hiding and strike at Rocksand with your cock
AS: +330 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +60 = +110
Your cock pierces Rocksand through the eye causing 55 points of damage!
You continue to fuck Rocksand's eyesocket
10 points of damage
15 points of damage
35 points of damage

Rocksand falls to the ground dead!


*Rocksand just bit the dust*


FAKE! Everyone knows cocks have much higher AvD vs. Rocksand.

If he's only doing 10 points with an eye crit with his cock, obviously it's been nerfed, which could explain the lower AvD, along with the reduced DF.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

No, he just has a small cock. It can't go in deep enough to break 35 points of damage. 10 is pretty common, in his case.

That is no determining factor for AvD though, as any cock will work for Rocksand.

[Stanley Burrell]

If he's only doing 10 points with an eye crit with his cock, obviously it's been nerfed, which could explain the lower AvD, along with the reduced DF.

I posted on the officials about it and Coase said he would look into it. There was much to look into, as Emislity's vaginorz were at hand.

>Cman threadjaculates in a dangerously seductive fashion while muttering something about pseudo-sexual warbunnies of women-y silk fabric.

d100 vs. deez nutz = -1, erection incomplete. Sympathy is only begot by a half-Krol female with an underdeveloped goatee.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

>cman sstrike
A giant cock flies out of the shadows at Rocksand!
AS: +930 vs DS: +102 with AvD: +82 + d100 roll: +60 = +970
The cock slides into, and quickly through the back of Rocksand's mouth! Instant Death!
I bet that'll shut her up.

Rocksand falls to the ground and is quickly devoured by a swarm of fireants.

[Stanley Burrell]

I can't believe tomorrow is Monday. What happened?

Sorry for the :offtopic:

[Stanley Burrell]

>cman sstrike
A giant cock flies out of the shadows at Rocksand!
AS: +930 vs DS: +102 with AvD: +82 + d100 roll: +60 = +970
The cock slides into, and quickly through the back of Rocksand's mouth! Instant Death!
I bet that'll shut her up.

Rocksand falls to the ground and is quickly devoured by a swarm of fireants.

Those fireants lack anthropomorphic genitalia. 1-star thread :mad:

[Asha]

I can't believe this thread is happening.

[Stanley Burrell]

I can't believe this thread is happening.

I need to get this out of my system.

I am referring to the santorum residue from homoerotic frat paddling at the half-Troll chemistry fraternity.

[War Drums]

>
Michiko says, "God, we need some silvers fast.."
>
Nilandia replies, "Well, whatever.. how bout you dance around butt naked for money bitch!"
>
Michiko says, "Dumbass this isn't RL"
>
Nilandia says, "Fine, well what the fuck are we going to do..."
>
Tolwynn yells, "IF YOU NEED SILVERS I'VE GOT SOME...JUST NEED A FAVOR!"
R>
Nilandia says, "Umm...want to go?"
R>
Michiko replies, "I guess..."

More in PT. 2

[Stanley Burrell]

>
Michiko says, "God, we need some silvers fast.."
>
Nilandia replies, "Well

WARCRY NO ONE OUTDOES MY HO TERRAIN, BEGONE TO THE NUNNERY. I NEEDA MANWHORE WALK THESE STREETS WITHOUT COMPETITION OR MY DHE'NAR PIMP GAWN PUT CAP MY ASS WITH A 78m Tsinbow, whores.

>AG purchase new throat lozenges for any and all forms of *at least* tonsil sex.

>Lays down the epiglottis

I have tremendous respect for both of those two, but it's Sunday and Christ wants you to be fruitful and make like Warclaidhm's vector calculus.

This is the best worst shit piece of thread garbage ever. Please, continue.

[War Drums]

>look

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a rolton, a smoky-eyed fire wyrdling that is sitting, a lanky lightning wyrdling that is sitting, a steamy cup of coffee and brandy, a golden-eyed cinereous grey fox and some ornate wrought-iron benches.
Also here: Tolwynn, Michiko, Nilandia, Drektor, Simones
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
Drektor shifts his weight.
>
* Asarious joins the adventure.
>
Michiko says, "So... humm what do you want for the 20 mil?"
>
Tolwynn says, "Simple, me Drektor and Simones are gonna run a train on you guys?"
>
Nilandia says, "WTF is a train?"
>
Drektor says, "It's when you two bend over and a bunch of guys takes turns you know..."
>
Michiko says, "Know what?"
>
Nilandia raises and eyebrow.
>
Tolwynn giggles.
>
Tolwynn, "Boinking you we all line up to boink ya... hence a train."
>
Nilandia laughs.
>
Nilandia screams.
>
Nilandia yells, "HELL NO!"
>
Michiko yells, "Do you know who WE ARE?!!"
>
Nilandia says, "YEAH!"
>
Michiko yells, "We will kick you ass! You little shits!"
>
Michiko yells, "Hell no! we're doing that shit.WE'RE FAMOUS!"

... 5 minutes later in one of the rooms at the Wayside Inn.

Wait for PT 3 FOR THE CONCLUSION!

[Stanley Burrell]

Alright, you took it to the next level. I'm done.

Sorry.

[Ignot]

Here is a continuation of my post.


SEND[Andraste] Do we need to have a talk about your cock ambush?

You slap yourself on your forehead. DOH!

[Soaring Blood Eagle Table]
A copper tablet hangs next to the table. On the tablet is etched a huge
blood eagle soaring high in the sky. In its claws dangles a rather energetic
halfling.
Also here: GameHost Andraste
Obvious exits: out

Andraste says: so I understand you feel the need to cock ambush unsuspecting characters?

You say: I was totally IC. She is yelling about thieves and ruining the game.

Andraste says: A character yelling about thieves is not an invitation to a cock ambush.

You say: I didn’t mean to kill her, she just doesn’t know how to handle cock. I only wanted to bruise her up a bit.

Andraste says: I’m going to need you to read policy

You say: ugh, fine

You say: okay so what? I cant cock ambush people anymore?

Andraste says: you shouldn’t even be allowed to use your cock like that, game mechanics are meant to be abused in this fashion.

Andraste says: im going to need to remove your cock

You say: what!? This is bullshit!

Andraste drops to the floor and begins to suck your cock.

You feel strange.
You are diseased!
Taking 1 per dissipating 1 per round.
Your cock begins to itch

You say: what is this!?

Andraste says: sorry, I had to give you an STD

Your cock begins to shrivel up

You scream!

You say: you can’t do this! This is unfair!

Andraste says: you can write feedback if you wish

Your cock falls to the ground where it melts away in a puff of smoke

Andraste says: have a good day

Andraste vanishes

[War Drums]

Hrm, I guess we'll have to stick with "despised" peoples of GS. I shan't continue my last (and most controversial) part of the story then. Although if either Michiko or Nilandia wants to finish it up. They can.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Hrm, I guess we'll have to stick with "despised" peoples of GS. I shan't continue my last (and most controversial) part of the story then. Although if either Michiko or Nilandia wants to finish it up. They can.

Oh snap, Michiko and/or Nilandia gave him a stern talking to!

[Ignot]

you have to finish the story. you cant do that. if you dont then the next story will certainly be about you getting ass fucked by those two with strap ons.

[Ilvane]

You all frighten me..

[Hips]

Finish the story plz! And involve HIPS!

[Stanley Burrell]

Finish the story plz! And involve HIPS!

I can do...

>CMAN HIPTHRUST. ROLTON. IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. LEGALLY.



Nothing can out-do your hipness, kthnxsry, or however that goes without vowels. You are too hip for posts about ejaculation and as such I command you to make me a custom blood avatar godammit why did I write this out must do something productive to offset this thread.

Ay Dios mios.

>smile like a pedo.

[SayGoodbye]

Yeah. I want to see the outcome of this...

[War Drums]

Now that I think about it, it'll be way too degrading for general womankind to finish that story. So I'll not post it. ::bows::

[Hips]

COME ON :(

[diethx]

Here is a continuation of my post.


SEND[Andraste] Do we need to have a talk about your cock ambush?

You slap yourself on your forehead. DOH!

[Soaring Blood Eagle Table]
A copper tablet hangs next to the table. On the tablet is etched a huge
blood eagle soaring high in the sky. In its claws dangles a rather energetic
halfling.
Also here: GameHost Andraste
Obvious exits: out

Andraste says: so I understand you feel the need to cock ambush unsuspecting characters?

You say: I was totally IC. She is yelling about thieves and ruining the game.

Andraste says: A character yelling about thieves is not an invitation to a cock ambush.

You say: I didn’t mean to kill her, she just doesn’t know how to handle cock. I only wanted to bruise her up a bit.

Andraste says: I’m going to need you to read policy

You say: ugh, fine

You say: okay so what? I cant cock ambush people anymore?

Andraste says: you shouldn’t even be allowed to use your cock like that, game mechanics are meant to be abused in this fashion.

Andraste says: im going to need to remove your cock

You say: what!? This is bullshit!

Andraste drops to the floor and begins to suck your cock.

You feel strange.
You are diseased!
Taking 1 per dissipating 1 per round.
Your cock begins to itch

You say: what is this!?

Andraste says: sorry, I had to give you an STD

Your cock begins to shrivel up

You scream!

You say: you can’t do this! This is unfair!

Andraste says: you can write feedback if you wish

Your cock falls to the ground where it melts away in a puff of smoke

Andraste says: have a good day

Andraste vanishes

Hahaha, that's awesome. Except for her to get an STD, someone would have to actually want to fuck her first. I think a more realistic scenario would be that she sucked your cock, and it subsequently killed itself.

[Ignot]

War Drums = Lame.

[Methais]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Thread-Sucks-Come_for-Arnold.jpg

A giant tubgirl just arrived.

A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic and you hear a loud rumbling coming from deep in her bowels.

A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
Warding failed!
Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.

It seems you have died, my friend. . .

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Goatse.

Goatse asks, "Need help?"

A giant tubgirl shrinks away from Goatse in fear.

A giant tubgirl forcibly erupts her anus again, propelling herself south.

Lemon's group just arrived.

You say, "Yes please."

Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

Lemon exclaims, "Party time!"

Goatse shakes his head.

Goatse says, "Open your group."

Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

Lemon's group just went west.

Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

Goatse tried to hold your hand, but your group status is closed.

Goatse grumbles.

Goatse turns around and bends over your corpse. Before you can even begin to wonder what he's doing, Goatse reaches behind himself and places his fingertips on the sides of his anus and stretches it to gaping proportions you previously thought impossible, even in Tayre's bedroom. Goatse begins to squat down, as if to sit on you. Before you know it, you are completely enveloped in Goatse's gaping anus.

Goatse exclaims, "Let's go...atse!"

Your surroundings blur for a moment. . .

[Dragonspine and Krodera]
Blah blah blah, statues etc.
Obvious exits: north, south, west, east.

Goatse asks, "Any healers?"

You suddenly detect a faint stench, like that of spoiled meat.

Emislity just arrived.

>facepalm

You can't do that while dead.

>quit

Connection to the game has been dropped.

The end.

/rollcredits

[Danical]

Gold.

[Methais]

Gold.

Nominated for the Golden Goatse Award.

[Back]

5 stars.

[War Drums]

Finish the story plz! And involve HIPS!

>ne
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
>
Nilandia says, "Why are we stopping here?!"
>
Tolwynn says, "Because... this is where it begins."
>
Michiko says, "WTF?"
>
Tolwynn grins.
>
Tolwynn says, "One of you have to strip down to nothing in front of these people.Make it as dirty as possible or no silvers!"
>look
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Tolwynn,Lord Mazir, Weiser, Qistra, Timukish who is lying down, Laurewyn, Havothor who is kneeling, Bernadine, Softshadow who is sitting, Lord Taedon who is kneeling
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
>
Tolwynn drops some stunning red high heels.
>
Tolwynn glances at Michiko.
>
Michiko snorts.
>
Michiko says, "Queen of All Magic! Most certainly does not do that!"
>
Tolwynn waves a Wehnimer's promissory note.
>
... 5 minutes later.
>
Laurewyn gasps.
>
Weiser laughs.
>
Bernadine laughs.
>
Taedon says, "Sweeet..."
>look michiko
You see Lady Michiko al'Lunacen.
She appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
She is short in stature and appears to have come of age. She has long-lashed, expressive twilight blue eyes and smooth, creamy skin. She has long, silky raven black hair that flows smoothly down her back, curling at the tips to brush against her hips. She has a finely contoured symmetrical face, an upturned nose and wide hips. She has petite, upswept ears that taper to delicate points.
She has a set of twisted silver hoops in the ridges of both her ears.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a pair of stunning red high heels.
>
Qistra grimaces.
>
Michiko smiles as she arches her delicate kitten like back and bends over as her buttocks spread wide open in front of the crowd.
>
Michiko blushes.
>
Qistra says, "Slut."
>
Michiko says, "Heh, bitch you know I look good!"
>
Tolwynn says, "Well done!"
>
Tolwynn smiles as he gingerly places a Wehnimer's promissory note in between Michiko's buttocks letting it rest there.
>
You say, "Hum...awesome."
>
Tolwynn says, "Thats only 1 mil, for the rest... you'll have to follow me and the boys."
>
Tolwynn enters the Wayside Inn.
>
... the boys follow.
>
Nilandia faces Michiko.
>
Nilandia whispers, "Don't worry hon, we've got something for the boys too."
>
Nilandia taps some dual massive balls attached to a long ebony shaft.
>
Michiko laughs.
>

...

Ok, I don't want to go to part 4 because thats when it gets into Rated XXX not for minors territory and there might be peeps here who might get offended.

[Drisco]

Here is a continuation of my post.


SEND[Andraste] Do we need to have a talk about your cock ambush?

You slap yourself on your forehead. DOH!

[Soaring Blood Eagle Table]
A copper tablet hangs next to the table. On the tablet is etched a huge
blood eagle soaring high in the sky. In its claws dangles a rather energetic
halfling.
Also here: GameHost Andraste
Obvious exits: out

Andraste says: so I understand you feel the need to cock ambush unsuspecting characters?

You say: I was totally IC. She is yelling about thieves and ruining the game.

Andraste says: A character yelling about thieves is not an invitation to a cock ambush.

You say: I didn’t mean to kill her, she just doesn’t know how to handle cock. I only wanted to bruise her up a bit.

Andraste says: I’m going to need you to read policy

You say: ugh, fine

You say: okay so what? I cant cock ambush people anymore?

Andraste says: you shouldn’t even be allowed to use your cock like that, game mechanics are meant to be abused in this fashion.

Andraste says: im going to need to remove your cock

You say: what!? This is bullshit!

Andraste drops to the floor and begins to suck your cock.

You feel strange.
You are diseased!
Taking 1 per dissipating 1 per round.
Your cock begins to itch

You say: what is this!?

Andraste says: sorry, I had to give you an STD

Your cock begins to shrivel up

You scream!

You say: you can’t do this! This is unfair!

Andraste says: you can write feedback if you wish

Your cock falls to the ground where it melts away in a puff of smoke

Andraste says: have a good day

Andraste vanishes


Ahahahahah... Okay that was really funny.

[Hips]

roooooflz.

[Hips]

wtf is with the "queen of all magic" thing, btw?

[Snapp]

Methais wins.

[Ignot]

You suddenly detect a faint stench, like that of spoiled meat.

Emislity just arrived.

>facepalm

You can't do that while dead.

>quit

Connection to the game has been dropped.

The end.

/rollcredits

Now thats how you finish a story. Good work.

[diethx]

Methais wins.

Definitely.

[Stanley Burrell]

Time for a new sig.

Edit: There we go.

[Misun]

Nilandia whispers, "Don't worry hon, we've got something for the boys too."
>
Nilandia taps some dual massive balls attached to a long ebony shaft.
>
Michiko laughs.
>



Nilandia would never be carrying something like that! It would be more along the lines of some finely engraved dual massive balls of swirling silver firmly attached to a long sinuous ebony hued shaft of fel wood or something or other. ;)

[Back]

Nilandia would never be carrying something like that! It would be more along the lines of some finely engraved dual massive balls of swirling silver firmly attached to a long sinuous ebony hued shaft of fel wood or something or other. ;)

Don’t forget to add plasma flares.

Ok, ok, that was really bad. Web flares?

[Tolwynn]

Durr, vibe flares, of course.

[iJin]

.......

[Methais]

.......

.......................

[iJin]

srsly.

[DCSL]

This thread is filled with awesome. I lol'd hard.

[Back]

http://www.lykewake.org/images/resurrect.gif

[The Ponzzz]

Bumping your old thread, Cademus?

[Back]

Bumping your old thread, Cademus?

Er, no. But it was a pretty funny thread.

What is it going to take to convince you, Ponzzz, that I am not said agent provocateur?

[Stanley Burrell]

Hammerrhead slips the chess dragon a promisary note and gives it a knowing wink.
The chess dragon flashes KE2 E3 on it's LCD screen.
Hammerrhead can't take it anymore and spooges directly in the chessdragons eye.
http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/chessdragon.jpg


We'll be at 100 in no time. I can't wait to collect my prize.

lolololololololol.