Perrilloux Gone.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Perrilloux will win the Heisman next year incidentally. You heard it here first.

Lolz.

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BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux, who has had legal and disciplinary problems throughout his college career, has been kicked off the team.

Coach Les Miles says Perrilloux "didn't fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete," but is not giving details.

LSU said Friday that Perrilloux is expected to finish out the spring semester at the school.

Perrilloux, who was suspended by the Tigers last summer, was on the fringe of a counterfeiting investigation and was caught trying to enter a Baton Rouge casino with false identification. He also was involved in a fracas at a nightclub in November, but was cleared of wrongdoing.



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http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gSeTIyT5i0MA-QjeJTaNXyaAy5TgD90DH5H80

[Doughboy]

Christ. What the fuck did he do this time.

[Makkah]

Can we please move this to the appropriate subject where I beat PBJ :)

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I posted before your noob ass FTW.

[NocturnalRob]

sigh (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gSeTIyT5i0MA-QjeJTaNXyaAy5TgD90DH5H80)

but whatever, say what you will about his football skills. this guy is a fucking thug.

[RichardCranium]

but whatever, say what you will about his football skills. this guy is a fucking thug.

...


Lolz.

[NocturnalRob]

...

so you're saying he's not a thug? please explain.

[Makkah]

He's only gotten in trouble for missing practices/meetings, trying to drink underage, and now allegedly failing a drug test. Doesn't really sound like "thug" behavior to me. Just some misguided fuck-up. He's not out sticking people up with guns and brawling at bars...

[NocturnalRob]

He's not out sticking people up with guns and brawling at bars...

On October 25, Perrilloux, teammate Derrick Odom and others were involved in a fight at a Baton Rouge nightclub. On October 31, 2007, Odom and Jeremy Benton were dismissed from the team. Perrilloux remains on the squad, but was suspended for LSU's game against Alabama.

Next?

[Skeeter]

wasn't there something about counterfeit money too?

[NocturnalRob]

wasn't there something about counterfeit money too?

yup. he was a "person of interest" in a federal investigation into a counterfeiting ring. i don't believe he was ever charged with anything, but he was clearly involved in something shady.

[RichardCranium]

I guess you missed the part where video evidence cleared him of any wrongdoing at the club.

And he was a material witness in the counterfeit situation. He was passed some bad bills, he used them and was questioned.

Next?

[Doughboy]

It's just the man trying to keep another young black talent down!!




LSU is going to need a QB this year with Flynn gone. He'll be back.

[NocturnalRob]

I guess you missed the part where video evidence cleared him of any wrongdoing at the club.

And he was a material witness in the counterfeit situation. He was passed some bad bills, he used them and was questioned.

Next?

yeah, he's a great guy--a model citizen even.

looks like he'll have plenty of free time to work on that charity he's starting up. you know, since he was unfairly released from the team, since he's such a good guy and all.

[RichardCranium]

He definitely upgrades from knucklehead to jackass with the failed drug test after all the chances he's been given, but he's not a thug like you try to make him out to be.

I never said he was a model citizen either nor am I trying to make out like he's a saint. All I'm saying is the shit he's done isn't all that bad.

L2comprehend

[Skeeter]

Clarrett was a saint!

[NocturnalRob]

He definitely upgrades from knucklehead to jackass with the failed drug test after all the chances he's been given, but he's not a thug like you try to make him out to be.

I never said he was a model citizen either nor am I trying to make out like he's a saint. All I'm saying is the shit he's done isn't all that bad.

L2comprehend

maybe your definition of thug is different than mine. let me rephrase. he's not a good guy. he is a douchebag who squandered his talent and merits no pity.

the shit he's done isn't that bad? that's an ignorant statement and only highlights your fucked up sense of right and wrong.

[RichardCranium]

The worst thing he's done is fail a drug test. If that makes him a thug then yeah, our definitions are different.

[NocturnalRob]

The worst thing he's done is fail a drug test. If that makes him a thug then yeah, our definitions are different.

the worst thing he's done is fail a drug test, and that's why he's off the LSU team? i guess that would make sense if he failed another one.

well, regardless, now we just wait to see the reason.

[RichardCranium]

He's off the team for many minor transgressions that have added up. The latest being a failed drug test. He's been given chances and he keeps fucking them up.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Depends on what drug he failed with. If it was pot, he might be fine. Anything else, and he's out of a college career.

As far as Maurice Clarett, he WAS quite a decent, intelligent person. His decisions in life, however, were horrible. He tried to take on the system, and subsequently failed. Then he failed to keep himself in playing shape, and he lost his chance at a great life.

Perrilloux may still get a chance at the NFL level, if he isn't going to further his resume after whatever discipline he is handed. Ricky Williams paid his dues, and he got another chance. Just as Pacman will have.

As far as the whole "thug" debate, Perrilloux is just a college football star who was thrown into the high profile lifestyle that Jemarcus Russell avoided. Perrilloux was put on a national stage, and effectively bolstered his reputation as a coming star. Russell was just "that guy" until his Senior year, when he was at a mental level to handle the pressure.

Anyway, Jamaal Tinsley is a thug. Stephen Jackson is a thug. Perrilloux is about as much of a thug as Detlef Schrempf was.

[NocturnalRob]

i heard he rapes puppies

[Warriorbird]

Compulsive gambling and herbsmoking != thuggery. I mean, seriously, didn't that one pro guy put a hit on his wife? Another was involved in armed robbery?

This guy just doesn't have good judgement.

[NocturnalRob]

Compulsive gambling and herbsmoking != thuggery. I mean, seriously, didn't that one pro guy put a hit on his wife? Another was involved in armed robbery?

This guy just doesn't have good judgement.

holy shit, stop arguing over one fucking word.

he's a dumb dude with a great future ahead of him because he consistently fucked up when he was giving innumerable chances to straighten up.

HE IS NOT A THUG. I RETRACT MY STATEMENT. STOP ARGUING OVER ONE WORD.

[Doughboy]

rofl @ the Detlef Schrempf line.

good stuff

[Warriorbird]

I remember Jordan dunking over Detlef Schrempf. One of my best live NBA memories.

[Makkah]

Name any mid-90's player that could dunk. That's who all dunked on Schrempf.

[Stanley Burrell]

Name any mid-90's player that could dunk.

Frederick fucking Vice, bitch. Knicks draft pick, what?!

French guy with bad back? Check.

[RichardCranium]

holy shit, stop arguing over one fucking word.

he's a dumb dude with a great future ahead of him because he consistently fucked up when he was giving innumerable chances to straighten up.

HE IS NOT A THUG. I RETRACT MY STATEMENT. STOP ARGUING OVER ONE WORD.

Don't get all pissy now. It's pretty obvious from the course of this discussion that you are vastly uninformed on the subject and decided to come out with guns blazing just because you may not like him or LSU or the south or whatever.

The problem is that so many people over the course of the year have done this and most of the stuff that's said about the guy is just not true. Yeah he's a fuck up and he puts himself in the worst possible situations without actually having broken any laws. But whenever someone gets in trouble now it's an automatic reaction that "OMG he's a thug!" when that's not the case.

[TheEschaton]

Someone's all butthurt that his original prediction in the OP isn't gonna come true.

[RichardCranium]

LOL, no. That was sarcasm. I forgot I needed to italicize for the retards around here. And I take back that part about him not breaking any laws too as trying to use an ID while underage and doing drugs is obviously illegal.

[NocturnalRob]

Don't get all pissy now. It's pretty obvious from the course of this discussion that you are vastly uninformed on the subject and decided to come out with guns blazing just because you may not like him or LSU or the south or whatever.

The problem is that so many people over the course of the year have done this and most of the stuff that's said about the guy is just not true. Yeah he's a fuck up and he puts himself in the worst possible situations without actually having broken any laws. But whenever someone gets in trouble now it's an automatic reaction that "OMG he's a thug!" when that's not the case.

One, fuck you

Two, i was born in Opelika, AL, so to say I hate the South is ignorant.

Three, i grew up Monroe, LA and made the trip SE to Tiger Stadium at least once a month for years, so to say I hate LSU is ignorant.

Four, the PROBLEM is fucking assholes like you who go easy on someone because they're "a fuck up and...put [themselves] in the worst possible situations without actually having broken any laws"--> that's just wrong. he failed a drug test. he broke the law. he tried to enter a casino with a fake ID. he broke the law (whatever, this isn't a big deal as far as anyone is concerned, but it's still illegal). I'll throw a "Liar, Liar" quote in there because it's applicable: "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

Five, if you have the opportunity to make it big (which he clearly did/does), get your head out of your ass and play it straight for four years.

Six, go fuck yourself.

[serra7965]

http://www.wwltv.com/video/news-index.html?nvid=241452&shu=1

local (well New Orleans) news station report

[RichardCranium]

One, fuck you

Two, i was born in Opelika, AL, so to say I hate the South is ignorant.

Three, i grew up Monroe, LA and made the trip SE to Tiger Stadium at least once a month for years, so to say I hate LSU is ignorant.

Four, the PROBLEM is fucking assholes like you who go easy on someone because they're "a fuck up and...put [themselves] in the worst possible situations without actually having broken any laws"--> that's just wrong. he failed a drug test. he broke the law. he tried to enter a casino with a fake ID. he broke the law (whatever, this isn't a big deal as far as anyone is concerned, but it's still illegal). I'll throw a "Liar, Liar" quote in there because it's applicable: "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

Five, if you have the opportunity to make it big (which he clearly did/does), get your head out of your ass and play it straight for four years.

Six, go fuck yourself.


I LOL in your general direction.

[NocturnalRob]

I LOL in your general direction.

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Monty_Python_Fart_in_your_General_Direction-T-link.jpg

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Schrempf dunked on Jordan. Twice.

[Warriorbird]

He was aspiring to Hans Gruber-dom.

The bad guys have to win a little bit of the time.

[Makkah]

lol Nocturnal... I was born at the EAMC (East Alabama Medical Center) too.

Small world. How are you not an Auburn fan?

[Allereli]

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Monty_Python_Fart_in_your_General_Direction-T-link.jpg

told you you'd be gassy

[NocturnalRob]

lol Nocturnal... I was born at the EAMC (East Alabama Medical Center) too.

Small world. How are you not an Auburn fan?

no freaking way. eh, i'm actually a huge Auburn fan (as is my mom), but I lived with my dad for a while, and he loved the Tigers, so go figure.

[Makkah]

War Damn Eagle, then.

[NocturnalRob]

told you you'd be gassy

hahaha...damn that sausage and hot sauce!!

[NocturnalRob]

War Damn Eagle, then.

Weagle Weagle War Damn Eagle!! One of the first things I learned how to say

[RichardCranium]

no freaking way. eh, i'm actually a huge Auburn fan (as is my mom), but I lived with my dad for a while, and he loved the Tigers, so go figure.

Jesus Christ was I off the mark.

[NocturnalRob]

Jesus Christ was I off the mark.

haha...no sweat, man.

it just pisses me off that stuff like this continues to happen to promising athletes who act like fucking retards to the complete detriment of their careers, either because they don't know any better or because they don't give a shit.

it's completely infuriating.

[Skeeter]

Auburn's mascot is a tiger. If the collective fan base wants it to be an Eagle maybe you should take up a collection.

Oddest saying ever.

[Makkah]

It's something called history. :)

[NocturnalRob]

It's something called history. :)

qft

[serra7965]

Nothing like watching a War Eagle soar around the stadium from what I hear. Never saw it live but I did watch Tiger's retirement and Nova's introduction online (back at the end of '06 I think). My sister says it's quite an experience, especially when you are wearing purple and gold and cheering for the other Tigers.

[Skeeter]

It's something called history. :)

I realize you didn't make it up, It's still an odd damn saying. Like the Standford Cardinal having a tree for a mascot.

[NocturnalRob]

I realize you didn't make it up, It's still an odd damn saying. Like the Standford Cardinal having a tree for a mascot.

well, that's just a crappy mascot. who the fuck is scared of a tree?

a fucking war eagle with talons swooping down at over 100 mph to rip out my eyes...yeah, that shit scares me. i have nightmares about it to this day.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

well, that's just a crappy mascot. who the fuck is scared of a tree?

a fucking war eagle with talons swooping down at over 100 mph to rip out my eyes...yeah, that shit scares me. i have nightmares about it to this day.

...and if it was a war tree with limbs swooping down at over 15 mph to rip your head off?

[Stanley Burrell]

...and if it was a war tree with limbs swooping down at over 15 mph to rip your head off?

It would be GemStone.

[serra7965]

Perrilloux signs with Jacksonville State


Associated Press

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. -- Quarterback Ryan Perrilloux, kicked off LSU's national championship team after repeated off-the-field problems, signed Wednesday with Jacksonville State.

Perrilloux will be able to transfer and start immediately for the Gamecocks. The MVP of last season's Southeastern Conference title game won't have to sit out a year because Jacksonville State plays in the lower Football Championship Subdivision.

http://www.wwltv.com/local/stories/wwl051408mlperilloux.fe0857bd.html

[Makkah]

Yea, I heard about that yesterday on Finebaum. He was bashing Perilloux and State for this move, but I think it's a good idea. Give the kid another chance at a scrub ass school.