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Peanut Butter Jelly Time
04-29-2008, 04:40 PM
[The Toadwort, Grasping Mire]
Moss-draped cypress trees crowd a tiny island. A warped and rotting dory lies capsized not far from the island. It is easily held in place, as it rocks gently back and forth in the undercurrent, by one of hundreds of cypress roots. A family of beavers has made a home for themselves in a dead and fallen tree nearby the rotting remains of the dory. You also see a fanged goblin, a piece of black onyx, a spear, a leather breastplate, a wooden shield and a spear.
Obvious paths: east, south, up
>stance offensive
> attack
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You swing a naginata at a fanged goblin!
AS: +91 vs DS: +48 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +4 = +98
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
R>
A fanged goblin glances around, then pulls out a piece of chalk and draws an outline of ten squares on the ground.

The goblin carefully tosses the chalk into a square and then hops through each square one at a time. Just as it looks like he is going to miss the square with the chalk, he stumbles and lands in it. He quickly stands up and quickly makes it the rest of the way, bowing at the end.

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NocturnalRob
04-29-2008, 04:46 PM
hahahaha...

CrystalTears
04-29-2008, 04:50 PM
LOL! Yeah those goblins are fun.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
04-29-2008, 04:53 PM
...but the question was, has anyone seen it before?

Crazy Bard
04-29-2008, 04:58 PM
No, but they always do dumb shit like that so don't think your special.

NocturnalRob
04-29-2008, 05:06 PM
No, but they always do dumb shit like that so don't think your special.

Oh snap! It cuts deep! So deep!

Makkah
04-29-2008, 05:12 PM
Yea, that is a fairly old addition.

Kobolds, goblins, orcs, and hobgoblins all have pretty cool shit.

Stanley Burrell
04-29-2008, 06:02 PM
Sleepy is the best NPC in the game. As far as random funny stuff goes.

SolitareConfinement
04-29-2008, 06:23 PM
also ive seen pyros on teras dance a jig

Drisco
04-29-2008, 06:31 PM
Ya. I've got a death message from a goblin that they decompose and the ants carry them away... Something like that.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
04-29-2008, 06:42 PM
Ya. I've got a death message from a goblin that they decompose and the ants carry them away... Something like that.

Gingers aren't allowed to see hopscotch.

Rolis
04-29-2008, 09:54 PM
A goblin screams at another goblin, "Mine, mine, mine!!!" and points at you.

The goblin then takes a large windup with her flail and swings it at the other goblin, cleanly decapitating it. The other goblin's head drops to the ground and rolls up next to you.
The goblin falls to the ground, kicks several times and dies.


[Upper Trollfang]
Trees and more trees is the predominant feature of this hilly place. Your footsteps are heard by all as twigs crackle beneath each step you take. You also see a flail, a gory goblin head, a goblin and a cudgel.
Obvious paths: north, southeast

Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.

A goblin tramps north.

The dead, unblinking eyes of a gory goblin head stare up at you.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
04-29-2008, 10:26 PM
Sweet.

Elvenlady
04-30-2008, 12:19 PM
They've been doing fun stuff like that for years. Always good for a giggle.