A thread for people who got laid today

[Celephais]

Figured the theme of some other threads makes this appropriate.

Back, enjoy the single post you'll ever get in this thread.

[Bobmuhthol]

Not me!

[diethx]

Me neither, although the day isn't over yet :D

[Celephais]

Not me!


Me neither, although the day isn't over yet :D
Looks like we're making matches already...

[diethx]

Looks like we're making matches already...

Pfft, my match is sitting a couple feet away from me playing EVE. :P

[Bobmuhthol]

Mine refuses to do anything with me until I undergo massive cock reduction surgery, so I'm out of luck.

[diethx]

Mine refuses to do anything with me until I undergo massive cock reduction surgery, so I'm out of luck.

Just get her some astroglide. And maybe some somas.

[Celephais]

Just get him some astroglide. And maybe some somas.
corrected.

[diethx]

corrected.

hee!

[Snapp]

Not me either, although we're only a minute or two into the day. ;)

[diethx]

Not me either, although we're only a minute or two into the day. ;)

Do you live with your boyfriend?

[Snapp]

Yepper. He's actually at work right now though. :(

[diethx]

Yepper. He's actually at work right now though. :(

Awe :/

Damn, what does he do that he has to work at midnight on a Sunday?

Or I guess technically Monday... w/e ;)

[Drisco]

Is he hawt? Pictures please.

[Snapp]

Some kinda technical shit (NOC or something?) at a phone company. It pays tha bills and gives me alone time. :D

EDIT To Drisco: Yes, I think so, and he'd cut my nuts off if I posted pictures of him on the intrawebs.

[Keller]

My wife will be back in the US for the first time in 10 months on Thursday. I should increase my post count substantially from Thursday until Sunday.

[Drisco]

Oo Kinky.. I want to see this guy:(. Does he have chiseled abs, square jaw and dripping of sweat/water a lot?

[diethx]

My wife will be back in the US for the first time in 10 months on Thursday. I should increase my post count substantially from Thursday until Sunday.

LOL, nice. Is she in the army or something?

[diethx]

Oo Kinky.. I want to see this guy:(. Does he have chiseled abs, square jaw and dripping of sweat/water a lot?

...

[Snapp]

:weird:

[Drisco]

Heh I don't know I am trying to think what people think are hot. I think I failed :(

[Keller]

LOL, nice. Is she in the army or something?

Nah, she was doing primary research for her dissertation.

[diethx]

Nah, she was doing primary research for her dissertation.

Ah cool. I can't imagine a separation of that long... must've been hell :/

[Back]

Figured the theme of some other threads makes this appropriate.

Back, enjoy the single post you'll ever get in this thread.

Some other threads? I can't read them all so I must have missed them all because I haven’t seen anything like that.

You mentioned me in your first post so I am kind of flattered but also kinda creeped out and I really have no idea what you mean by the single post I’ll ever get in this thread.

This thread has funny potential though. Like someone posting five times in one day with only :), or ;), or all the other stupid smilies trying to show off.

Anyway, none here. Looks like this is “A thread for people who did not get laid today”.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Some other threads? I can't read them all so I must have missed them all because I haven’t seen anything like that.>>

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS263&q=%22A+thread+for+people%22+site%3Aforum.gsplayers .com

[Back]

<<Some other threads? I can't read them all so I must have missed them all because I haven’t seen anything like that.>>

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS263&q=%22A+thread+for+people%22+site%3Aforum.gsplayers .com

heh, busted. My mind was in the gutter. I thought I was missing some good getting laid stories.

[BigWorm]

Am I the winner?

[Asha]

lol Drisco sauced.

And on topic, no and I feel like a nice day off today.. the weekend was awesome naughty time and on my day off I plan on WoW and sandwiches and not calling my better half. :)

[Back]

Am I the winner?

I think the OP meant another person had to be involved.

ZING

[Necromancer]

Got laid at like 1 AM this morning and again at midnight. (by two different people because I was a ho this weekend)

[Celephais]

Some other threads? I can't read them all so I must have missed them all because I haven’t seen anything like that.
Bob answered that. (I considered making "Thread for people who created a thread for people who thread today" or "Thread for people who took a shit today" threads.)


You mentioned me in your first post so I am kind of flattered but also kinda creeped out and I really have no idea what you mean by the single post I’ll ever get in this thread.
This thread was inspired by:

How could you tell? Was it because Backlash mentioned it 800 times? I'd appreciate if everyone else could give an update every time they get laid as well, because I really give a flying fuck.
I can understand you being happy for having a good day, but for the love of christ, posting "I got laid" makes you look extremely creepy.

Although I do feel kind of honored that I managed to "creep out" the creepiest poster on the PC.

[BigWorm]

I think the OP meant another person had to be involved.

ZING

There was a lady and I didn't even have to order her from Eastern Europe.

[Stanley Burrell]

There was a lady and I didn't even have to order her from Eastern Europe.

Did you at least order a pizza?

BigWorm obviously =

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hiphopruckus/frontdonmagic.jpg

And I posted in this thread. Roughly -20 months ago. T plus, and counting. Time to join a monastery.

[Back]

I can understand you being happy for having a good day, but for the love of christ, posting "I got laid" makes you look extremely creepy.

Ok, first you lose it because I make a post about a great day and did not mention getting laid. Then you lose it because I post about another great day I had thinking I posted “I got laid” when I did no such thing...

How about you put me on ignore and save yourself the frustration.

[Back]

There was a lady and I didn't even have to order her from Eastern Europe.

She is strong with plow.

[Solkern]

Nothing better then getting some in the shower in the morning

[Parkbandit]

I can understand you being happy for having a good day, but for the love of christ, posting "I got laid" makes you look extremely creepy.

Although I do feel kind of honored that I managed to "creep out" the creepiest poster on the PC.

When it happens as infrequently as Backlash.. I think he has the right to post about it. Good news is.. we won't need to have this conversation for another couple years or so.

[Skeeter]

threads like this remind me why marriage sucks.

[BigWorm]

Nothing better then getting some in the shower in the morning

Do not like it in shower.

[Some Rogue]

Do not like it in shower.

Do not like it on a boat, PB likes it with a goat.

[Stanley Burrell]

Not with a goat, not on a boat.

If I got laid I'd gloat and gloat. Contrary to my B.S. claims about keeping it cool.

[CrystalTears]

You guys caught me on a bad week. Should have started asking this last week. :D

[ViridianAsp]

If you get laid by someone you live with, does it count?

Because I got laid like two times yesterday and this morning, yay for days off.

[Stanley Burrell]

If you get laid by someone you live with, does it count?

Because I got laid like two times yesterday and this morning, yay for days off.

Ultimately, it doesn't count, because we are, or at some point have been part of a fantasy online roleplaying game.

[ViridianAsp]

Ultimately, it doesn't count, because we are, or at some point have been part of a fantasy online roleplaying game.


I see, so because I'm a geeky individual who plays a roleplaying game it doesn't count?

*le sigh*

Figures.

[Stanley Burrell]

Did you wear Elf ears?

[ViridianAsp]

Did you wear Elf ears?


No.

[CrystalTears]

If you get laid by someone you live with, does it count?
It totally should, especially if you're married since.. well.. those moments are precious and few. :D

[Asha]

Does reciprocated head, count?
If it does - Ding.

[Parkbandit]

Do not like it on a boat, PB likes it with a goat.

My goat is better looking that your boyfriend.

[diethx]

Do not like it on a boat, PB likes it with a goat.

rofl


If you get laid by someone you live with, does it count?

Because I got laid like two times yesterday and this morning, yay for days off.

It does, don't listen to Stanley.

[Clove]

Did you wear Elf ears?


No.Would you?


My goat is better looking that your boyfriend.http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpgDo NOT want that image....

[DeV]

If you get laid by someone you live with, does it count?
As long as you're not counting yourself, you're fucked. Pun intended.

[BigWorm]

As long as you're not counting yourself, you're fucked. Pun intended.

Sister, if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't leave the house.

[Clove]

Sister, if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't leave the house.Is that what keeps you on the boards so often?

[BigWorm]

Is that what keeps you on the boards so often?

Part of it.

What's your excuse?

[Clove]

What's your excuse?I'm married.

[Drisco]

lol Drisco sauced.

And on topic, no and I feel like a nice day off today.. the weekend was awesome naughty time and on my day off I plan on WoW and sandwiches and not calling my better half. :)

Aha How did you know:(. It was/is my birthday I can smoke and drink all I want to okay!

[DeV]

Sister, if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't leave the house.
No one's stopping you, Bro. :)

[Clove]

Aha How did you know:(. It was/is my birthday I can smoke and drink all I want to okay!We already wished you a happy b-day... quit fishing :P

[BigWorm]

No one's stopping you, Bro. :)

Fucking anatomy. Curse the gods.

[Stanley Burrell]

Quote = Goat


http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpgDo NOT want that image....

They're cute, fuzzy, harmless and only rape people south of the Mason Dixon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3261x-QgI

Sometimes; on the real though, they will I AM A GOAT -- >cman headbutt a bitchass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OltNuqy-vpk Brutal :no:

[Drisco]

We already wished you a happy b-day... quit fishing :P

Ahah I didn't see that! I didn't even get my own thread:( Le sigh! Jk jk.

[Asha]

Ahh I missed it so you can have a nice big HBD from me :)

[diethx]

+1!!! And now i'm off to The Melting Pot for dinner :D

[Methais]

Score.

[BigWorm]

+1!!! And now i'm off to The Melting Pot for dinner :D

Damn, too bad you owe him at least three since he took you to the Melting Pot.

[Parkbandit]

+1!!! And now i'm off to The Melting Pot for dinner :D


Worst restaurant ever.

[diethx]

Damn, too bad you owe him at least three since he took you to the Melting Pot.

Nah uh, he's poor so I paid for most of it. I was going to pay for all of it but he wanted the giant dessert cuz it came with two slices of cheesecake, so he paid the difference plus a little extra. So he owes ME.

[Parkbandit]

I've been to the Melting Pot 4 times.. and each time I leave, I vow never to return.

Cheese fondue=good
Boiled meat = shitty
Chocolate fondue = good

So unless you are going there for appetizers or dessert.. don't bother.

[Keller]

I've never been to the melting pot -- but in general don't you cook your own meat when eating fondue?

[diethx]

I've been to the Melting Pot 4 times.. and each time I leave, I vow never to return.

Cheese fondue=good
Boiled meat = shitty
Chocolate fondue = good

So unless you are going there for appetizers or dessert.. don't bother.

Yeah, we aren't too fond of the meat, so when we go we just get cheese and dessert, and I get a caesar salad with lots of garlic and wine seasoning because they are full of win.

[diethx]

I've never been to the melting pot -- but in general don't you cook your own meat when eating fondue?

Yes, you boil the meat/veggies/pasta/whatever you order for your main dish at the table.

[Asha]

Boiled meat? Boiled... meat?

I had no idea anyone did that, AND it's pretty hard to think of anything more disgusting except Stanley spunk from the other thread right now.

[diethx]

Boiled meat? Boiled... meat?

I had no idea anyone did that, AND it's pretty hard to think of anything more disgusting except Stanley spunk from the other thread right now.

Yeah. It's not terrible, it's just not very tasteful. Pretty plain and not worth the price. They bring the cooking choice (broth) to the table and it boils, and you let the shit sit in there and gather up the taste from the broth. It ends up being very plain, albeit tender. So we rather not waste our precious few dollars on it, heh.

[Asha]

Heh wow. Yeah that's as bad as I thought.

[Snapp]

Although I do feel kind of honored that I managed to "creep out" the creepiest poster on the PC.

:rofl:

Oh, and +1. :D

[diethx]

Oh no, here comes Drisco... OH AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW!!!!!!

[Back]

:rofl:

Oh, and +1. :D

At least someone is. Bastard.

[Celephais]

Oh no, here comes Drisco... OH AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW!!!!!!
It's Drisco's birthday!!!
http://www.phobe.com/no_wai2.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

It's Drisco's birthday!!!
http://www.phobe.com/no_wai2.jpg

It's Drisco's :birthday:!!?

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3851/yessquidwaito0.png

[Sean of the Thread]

I have failed.


Does masturbation count?

[kheldarin]

I have failed.


Does masturbation count?

No, there's another thread for your fap fap fap fapping.

[Allereli]

so 9 pages of replies, and one person has gotten laid, who happens to be married. yikes :(

[Tolwynn]

Not just one. :tumble:

[diethx]

so 9 pages of replies, and one person has gotten laid, who happens to be married. yikes :(

Huh, what thread are you reading? I count...


Am I the winner?


Got laid at like 1 AM this morning and again at midnight. (by two different people because I was a ho this weekend)


If you get laid by someone you live with, does it count?

Because I got laid like two times yesterday and this morning, yay for days off.


+1!!! And now i'm off to The Melting Pot for dinner :D


:rofl:

Oh, and +1. :D

5 people.

[Tisket]

Jesus, I really don't want to imagine you people having sex. Thanks all the same.

P.S. I'm having sex RIGHT NOW!

[kheldarin]

I'd have sex normally, but my wife's in Texas finishing up school.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'd have sex normally, but my wife's in Texas finishing up school.

Now's your chance not to have normal (married person missionary through your plaid pajama's weewee hole once every four years) sex. Face down, ass to the fucking edge of the universe until that bitch gets back.

Fuck, I am not laid right now. Never too late to become a Catholic priest.

[Allereli]

Huh, what thread are you reading? I count...



5 people.

ok my bad, missed a few updates.

[diethx]

ok my bad, missed a few updates.

np :D

Relieved then? Hehe.

[longshot]

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/aircraft-ww1/red-triplane.jpg

So not fair...

:sad:

[BigWorm]

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/aircraft-ww1/red-triplane.jpg

So not fair...

:sad:

You'll have to forgive me for missing the relevance. Care to enlighten?

[NocturnalRob]

the Melting Pot sucks

[AnticorRifling]

You'll have to forgive me for missing the relevance. Care to enlighten?

Let me translate for Longshot why it's not fair that people are posting in this thread and he's posting a picture of the red baron...

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q7/huskyartic/tampon.jpg

[Tisket]

lmao

[ViridianAsp]

Let me translate for Longshot why it's not fair that people are posting in this thread and he's posting a picture of the red baron...

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q7/huskyartic/tampon.jpg


heehee. That is the best picture ever.

[Arkans]

The Red Baron picture pwned hard.

Luckily, my girlfriend is on the depo shot.

She doesn't surf the crimson wave anymore, but can that shit honestly be healthy?!

- Arkans

[ViridianAsp]

The Red Baron picture pwned hard.

Luckily, my girlfriend is on the depo shot.

She doesn't surf the crimson wave anymore, but can that shit honestly be healthy?!

- Arkans


I tried depo and I had crazy mood swings and stuff, I had to get off of it, instead my SO got fixed. Which is healthier for the both of us.

[diethx]

The Red Baron picture pwned hard.

Luckily, my girlfriend is on the depo shot.

She doesn't surf the crimson wave anymore, but can that shit honestly be healthy?!

- Arkans

Yeah, it can't hurt you. Depo was great the first time I was on it. Now I take pills, which are great except for the fact that I sometimes forget to take the damn thing on time, heh.


I tried depo and I had crazy mood swings and stuff, I had to get off of it, instead my SO got fixed. Which is healthier for the both of us.

That can undo itself you know :x

[Tea & Strumpets]

I tried depo and I had crazy mood swings and stuff, I had to get off of it, instead my SO got fixed. Which is healthier for the both of us.

Fuck that!

[ViridianAsp]

Yeah, it can't hurt you. Depo was great the first time I was on it. Now I take pills, which are great except for the fact that I sometimes forget to take the damn thing on time, heh.



That can undo itself you know :x

Really? Goddamnit...They didn't happen to mention that when he went in, that or he didn't tell me about it.

[ViridianAsp]

Fuck that!


Well getting fixed was done because we decided no little ones.

[Arkans]

I mean, okay, chemically the depo is safe, sure.

I look at it like this...

Pretend that deep inside that poonani is a refridgerator filled with cartons of eggs. Now, them fucking things are hanging out for YEARS. Instead of someone tossing those eggs out in a glorious flash of red glory, they are there for a while... a LONG while.

Won't that go bad? Who wants multiple year old eggs inside their fridge? I mean, they get tossed for a reason, no?

- Arkans

[diethx]

I mean, okay, chemically the depo is safe, sure.

I look at it like this...

Pretend that deep inside that poonani is a refridgerator filled with cartons of eggs. Now, them fucking things are hanging out for YEARS. Instead of someone tossing those eggs out in a glorious flash of red glory, they are there for a while... a LONG while.

Won't that go bad? Who wants multiple year old eggs inside their fridge? I mean, they get tossed for a reason, no?

- Arkans


I think depo keeps you from producing eggs altogether.

[Arkans]

You're probably right.

Then again, I did hear that when women get off of the depo it looks like somebody tried to make tomato soup in Niagra Falls. I have absolutely no idea if that has any bearing on anything, though.

- Arkans

[diethx]

You're probably right.

Then again, I did hear that when women get off of the depo it looks like somebody tried to make tomato soup in Niagra Falls. I have absolutely no idea if that has any bearing on anything, though.

- Arkans

For me, it didn't come back any heavier than my normal pre-depo flow.

[Arkans]

I now have a lot better insight into this than most men should/do have. Thanks for information!

- Arkans

[diethx]

I now have a lot better insight into this than most men should/do have. Thanks for information!

- Arkans

You bet :D

[AnticorRifling]

How did we fall so far from

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/sexmachine666/chloroform-smaller.jpg

to

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/SNittel/tomatosaucerecipe_07.jpg

[ViridianAsp]

It's what happens when you let women on to your message boards.... :heart:

[Clove]

It's what happens when you let women on to your message boards.... :heart:No. No, it was Arkans. I vote we throw him off the island for this.

[The Ponzzz]

Holy crap, your boyfriend got fixed!?! May I ask how old he is? I'm only 26, and I don't think I could make that choice at this time. I don't think I could until maybe my mid 30s. Until then, I will keep my attempts to breed an entire football team.

[BigWorm]

Holy crap, your boyfriend got fixed!?! May I ask how old he is? I'm only 26, and I don't think I could make that choice at this time. I don't think I could until maybe my mid 30s. Until then, I will keep my attempts to breed an entire football team.

It varies greatly from doctor to doctor. If they think that you have thought through your decision and will not be unhappy with it later in life, they may do the procedure. If you haven't had kids yet, most doctors won't do it until you are in your 30s from what I understand, but if you've already spread your seed to many women, they would be much more likely to do it.

I think there's a rule of thumb that doctors use as a guideline, but I've heard conflicting reports about this.

[Stanley Burrell]

That, or the female species could set their cell phones to ring every time they need to take their birth control pills. The only excuse is not owning a cell phone.

[Stanley Burrell]

By the way, all women own cell phones. So no excuses.

[ViridianAsp]

Holy crap, your boyfriend got fixed!?! May I ask how old he is? I'm only 26, and I don't think I could make that choice at this time. I don't think I could until maybe my mid 30s. Until then, I will keep my attempts to breed an entire football team.

He's in his mid 30's. I have a child and he has children from a previous marriage, so we've decided no more kids. It isn't like we did it for no good reason, we really discussed and talked about it.

The doctor told us if we wanted to have it reversed later on, it can be done.

[Tisket]

Ok all the talk of periods and birth control kind of sidetracked the awesome purpose of this thread. So, as punishment, I am posting this link. Be warned, it's rather gross:

http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124

[CrystalTears]

Wow. Yeah that was gross.

[Tisket]

My hope is that ClydeR will click on that link and become so traumatized he never procreates.

[Asha]

My GFs 'lady time' of the month begun yesterday so that meant I punched the air.
Free head.

[diethx]

so that meant I punched the air.

What does that mean? Is that like the Arsenio Hall thing?

[CrystalTears]

My GFs 'lady time' of the month begun yesterday so that meant I put it in the apple pie.
Fixed.

[Asha]

lol never tried. Will before I'm 30.

[Celephais]

What does that mean? Is that like the Arsenio Hall thing?
It's pretty self explanitory... try punching the air right around your right cheek from below

[diethx]

It's pretty self explanitory... try punching the air right around your right cheek from below

Yeah, I still don't get what i'm supposed to be seeing. I must not be doing it right. Or you're just trying to make me look like a tard, in which case it's working, because J is staring at me funny.

[NocturnalRob]

Or you're just trying to make me look like a tard, in which case it's working, because J is staring at me funny.

hahahaha

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, I still don't get what i'm supposed to be seeing. I must not be doing it right. Or you're just trying to make me look like a tard, in which case it's working, because J is staring at me funny.

Don't worry, I don't get it either.

[Clove]

Yeah, I still don't get what i'm supposed to be seeing. I must not be doing it right. Or you're just trying to make me look like a tard, in which case it's working, because J is staring at me funny.It's easy, just make a pair of fists and try touching your elbows behind your back...

[diethx]

It's easy, just make a pair of fists and try touching your elbows behind your back...

Now I know YOU'RE trying to make me look like a tard.

[CrystalTears]

What in the fucking world...

[NocturnalRob]

What in the fucking world...

again...bahahahahah

Clove, I get it. used to do this when i was 10. good times. it also helps if you try to bite your left shoulder while punching with your right hand

[CrystalTears]

For fuck's sakes, just be a man and say whacking off. Good god.

[Celephais]

I used to do that thing where you tell people to touch their elbows behind their backs... blondes always seem to fall for that one.

On topic...
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/sport/golf/2007/woods_tiger_fistpump_d.jpg

[Asha]

God it never occurred to me till now just how manly what I was implying really is.

[AnticorRifling]

Holy awesome I clicked that link and it cracked me the hell up.

[diethx]

I used to do that thing where you tell people to touch their elbows behind their backs... blondes always seem to fall for that one.

Yeah, i'm not a blonde, hehe. Fucking pointless on the internet anyway because the only one who'll see me popping my tits out is my fiance, and he doesn't have to scam me to see them heh. SILLY CLOVE.

[Celephais]

Yeah, i'm not a blonde, hehe. Fucking pointless on the internet anyway because the only one who'll see me popping my tits out is my fiance, and he doesn't have to scam me to see them heh. SILLY CLOVE.
I'll settle for the mental image of you popping your tits out at your monitor.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Yeah, i'm not a blonde, hehe. Fucking pointless on the internet anyway because the only one who'll see me popping my tits out is my fiance, and he doesn't have to scam me to see them heh. SILLY CLOVE.

No scams, he just has to put up with your shit for the rest of his godforsaken life. Send him my best wishes.

[diethx]

No scams, he just has to put up with your shit for the rest of his godforsaken life. Send him my best wishes.

He doesn't walk around acting like he's got a fucking dog turd in place of a brain, so he doesn't catch any attitude from me (unless he asks to). :D

[SayGoodbye]

I think depo keeps you from producing eggs altogether.

It's been a few years since my last bio class but I think you mean Depo keeps you from releasing eggs. All of your eggs you'll ever have in your life are already produced before you're born.

[diethx]

It's been a few years since my last bio class but I think you mean Depo keeps you from releasing eggs. All of your eggs you'll ever have in your life are already produced before you're born.

I wasn't aware of this, I thought ovulation was the creating of eggs and then the releasing of those eggs. Either way, it prevents ovulation.

[CrystalTears]

It's just a pill-less birth control method. BFD.

I don't trust Depo treatments. I'd rather take the pill.

[Clove]

I wasn't aware of this, I thought ovulation was the creating of eggs and then the releasing of those eggs. Either way, it prevents ovulation.SG is correct. The eggs are all there your whole life. Ovulation is just releasing the egg into your uterus where it can be fertilized. Depo Provera prevents the release of eggs into your uterus. According to the literature it also thickens the cervical mucus and uterus lining, such that it makes it difficult for sperm to enter and survive in the uterus. Who says you don't learn new things every day (cuz I didn't know crap about this form of birth control until it was brought up here).

*edit* Oh here's some hilarious Depo Provera facts
Other side effects of Depo Provera can include headaches, nervousness, mood changes, bloating, hot flashes, decreased interest in sex, breast tenderness, acne, hair loss, and back ache. Apparently Depo will prevent pregnancy one way or another :D.

[Gan]

It's been a few years since my last bio class but I think you mean Depo keeps you from releasing eggs. All of your eggs you'll ever have in your life are already produced before you're born.

You are correct.

[Gan]

Being married and all, I've manaaged not to have to post in this thread thus far... but now that we're officially trying to have another child - thats been remedied multiple times since the other night. ;)

[Clove]

Being married and all, I've manaaged not to have to post in this thread thus far... but now that we're officially trying to have another child - thats been remedied multiple times since the other night. ;)I'm sorry but when I read this post all I could hear in my head was "Brace yoursef hunny... I'm reddy fer another go!" in a Texan drawl.

[Gan]

:lol:

[diethx]

SG is correct. The eggs are all there your whole life. Ovulation is just releasing the egg into your uterus where it can be fertilized. Depo Provera prevents the release of eggs into your uterus. According to the literature it also thickens the cervical mucus and uterus lining, such that it makes it difficult for sperm to enter and survive in the uterus. Who says you don't learn new things every day (cuz I didn't know crap about this form of birth control until it was brought up here).

*edit* Oh here's some hilarious Depo Provera facts Apparently Depo will prevent pregnancy one way or another :D.

Yeah, I looked it up on wiki and learned something new. Woohoo for that. And I was on depo for a few years and it never decreased my libido. The only side effect I ever got from depo was during the first time I was on it, it made my boobs very slightly bigger.

Oh and CT, there's really not much to distrust so long as you keep up with your injections every three months. It was actually safer for me, because I sometimes forget to take my pill on time.


I'm sorry but when I read this post all I could hear in my head was "Brace yoursef hunny... I'm reddy fer another go!" in a Texan drawl.

Jesus, ROFL

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, I looked it up on wiki and learned something new. Woohoo for that. And I was on depo for a few years and it never decreased my libido. The only side effect I ever got from depo was during the first time I was on it, it made my boobs very slightly bigger.
Jesus woman, keep that shit on the down low. :tongue:


Oh and CT, there's really not much to distrust so long as you keep up with your injections every three months. It was actually safer for me, because I sometimes forget to take my pill on time.
Yeah the pill is not something I forget because it's something I have to take every day. Something I have to do every few months? Yeah that'll get forgotten REAL easily with me.

[Clove]

Oh and CT, there's really not much to distrust so long as you keep up with your injections every three months. It was actually safer for me, because I sometimes forget to take my pill on time.Clearly a convenient option for the very forgetful (unless you're consistent and forget to have sex too), however this would certainly cause me concern:

Pfizer and the FDA recommend that Depo-Provera not be used for longer than 2 years, unless there is no viable alternative method of contraception, due to concerns over bone loss.

[SayGoodbye]

Yeah, but when doctors prescribe Depo-provera they normally advise taking a calcium+D supplement along with it.

[Clove]

Yeah, but when doctor's prescribe Depo-provera they normally advise taking a calcium+D supplement along with it.In hopes of mitigating the risks but there is still a lot of unanswered questions about bone loss and Depo Provera hence the recommended dose restriction by both the manufacturer and the FDA. Remember to take your pill and don't worry about bone loss.

[diethx]

Jesus woman, keep that shit on the down low. :tongue:


Yeah the pill is not something I forget because it's something I have to take every day. Something I have to do every few months? Yeah that'll get forgotten REAL easily with me.

Hehe. That's why my doc always had his receptionist call to remind me to make my appointment :D I miss being on depo, it was so convenient.

And you know, plain old exercise with weights does wonders to help negate that bone loss. But yeah, you probably shouldn't take it for 10 years or anything, heh.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124

I'm only quoting this because I didn't click on the link until now. Others must feel my pain of delayed reaction.

[Celephais]

I'm only quoting this because I didn't click on the link until now. Others must feel my pain of delayed reaction.
I read through that before.. it made me feel like our forum isn't nearly as cool as I used to think it was. I'm considering going and making friends with those guys.

[Stanley Burrell]

I read through that before.. it made me feel like our forum isn't nearly as cool as I used to think it was. I'm considering going and making friends with those guys.

Yeah, that is pretty fucking awesome, actually.

[Tisket]

I read through that before.. it made me feel like our forum isn't nearly as cool as I used to think it was. I'm considering going and making friends with those guys.

5.00 bucks to the first PC poster to get a custom blood avatar from that freak. And my worship if that counts.

[Fallen]

Most disgusting thing i've seen in a while. There must be something wrong with me. I read all 5 pages.

[Allereli]

http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124

wow. just. wow.

[ViridianAsp]

Most disgusting thing i've seen in a while. There must be something wrong with me. I read all 5 pages.


Yes, yes there is..

I read the first page and all I could think was "Oh god I feel sorry for anyone she might live with."

[Clove]

Most disgusting thing i've seen in a while. There must be something wrong with me. I read all 5 pages.The first thing that came to my mind was, "Jeeze this woman must be bored."

[Celephais]

5.00 bucks to the first PC poster to get a custom blood avatar from that freak. And my worship if that counts.
I'll give you my paypal info when her period strikes again.

[Sean of the Thread]

rofl @ celephais posting the biggest "tampon" we know as a request.

[Tisket]

omfg hahahaha. So worth the cash already.

But youre not getting it til we see the actual artwork.

[Snapp]

Holy shit.

I read all 6 pages too.